coconut chop (FAIL version)

[finguin11]

No more masterbating (did i spell that right lol) for him for a year or two lmfao xD

[rklolson]

It's like he never even practiced that before. I don't get it.

[26mrmarcus]

Stupid White piece of shit! You got ya ninja Suit on like you can touch. Smh dick head fuck you can't even chop something that's not moving. So I know you would get ya faggot ass kicked in the street. You look like a fool.

[Schmock73]

Stupid white cunt!!

[Finnsta667]

Why is he wearing a microphone?

[pojo205]

Karate chop #1 and #3 were straight steel.

[VOTEITUPBITCHES]

his hand is really fucked up...

[08joejoi]

The senate after that the deadline nears its end midwest service to excel somebody handbag in. Antacids? susi and. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. Some astronomers preferably in on it. It's our bodies start to look at both ends of them media and uh... on their way through the end act that is the ground. You know it's about spread estimate there may be says to be a innocence mountains :D

[surenopimp]

What a stupid fuck lolz

[legendaryNAVYSEAL]

LMFAO

[RadioaktiveScientist]

more white macho bullshit

[iviaiviaC]

daammm broken wrist for dayzz

[Velocinox]

He died

[Juice0580]

In my village, we drink potato juice and beat up coconuts!!

[acenace24]

White Belts.....

[angeldgetsdown]

FAIL

[acenace24]

Awe the well known and tried 100 coconut challenge!!!

[TheChallengeGuys]

we did this challenge too!

[Bisqwit]

I wonder why they put such a sharp-edged hard surface beneath the coconuts. Even if he succeeded, he would still be in a world of hurt because of hitting the surface underneath. Also nothing stops them from rolling sideways. Compare to the setup in the successful GWR: gWSA6vqKPw8

[PANICBLADE]

Does anyone else realize that the word fail is a verb? there is no such thing as a fail. there are failures though.

[ThatOneGuyYouSaw15]

@PANICBLADE Your just jelly

[DoseOneIsJesus]

@PANICBLADE Your comment = FAIL

[hellome2u2me]

another embarrassment for western martial artists. The japs & chinese already laugh and mock westerners who practice their fighting arts.

nice going douchebag loser !

[BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz]

good thing weed is legal there... that hand is gonna need some medical attention.

[Ferreal92]

Really?

Karate dude got his ass kicked by a bunch of coconuts.

[Moetedoendan]

i found this by typing dutch -.-

[Jacobaustin21]

They should show this to kids so they dont do drugs lolz

[gussanch]

Surge23, Shut the hell up!

[ArtificialCornstarch]

my hand hurts just from watching, sorry guy :c

[tekbarrier]

That guy is coco-NUTS if he thought he could pull that off :)

I was lolling so hard because it's almost like he was aiming for the beam. His hand went right between the coconuts almost every time! Fail!

[n2kmaster]

OH GOD ITS IN THE BONE!!!!!

[deathstr0ke16]

Fail version? was there any other version?

[888duane]

Ouch!!

[surg23]

In all the other Coconut contests they don't put them on a surface that will break your hand if you miss, secondly those Coconut's were too small, the structural integrity is much higher the smaller the they are.

Thirdly who ever set up this comp Failed, not the guy chopping them.

[MINItheFox]

Danish pride! I'm a proud dane! xD

[Diplomats93]

If he was trying to break the record for fastest broken hand... he actually didnt do that bad!

[24Stork]

Did he ever crack one that way? NOT! Lol

[itsdida123]

his hand is hurting

[strateeg32]

HE DANISH XD

[danjoelabrenica]

niko bellic just wants his shotgun back

[mramazing245]

he should have tried to stick them up his ass

[nand0104]

Ok I don't underhand what she's saying but I'm really sure she said "what the he'll is that last night at the Barr I ask you if you could chop 10 coconuts under a minute and you said make it 100" lol ok I stole the line from tosh.0 is not like his show its original

[kels800]

i bet this was his first time tryin it

[animefan132]

more like fastest way to break your hand win

[mafiouso]

thats what happens when you buy ur black belt off ebay

[ourhellisagoodlife]

He now regrets buying one hundred imported coconuts, out of season.

[theossy]

haha, sorry Aapedop - this ain't german. This is Danish, like me. I'm incredibly proud of this :)

[loosecannon991]

@theossy It's not Russian either @GivingUFacials

[strateeg32]

@theossy

hahahahahah proud on being danish XD

PATHETIC

[Curator48]

@strateeg32

STFU!!! TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

<3

[braggan]

@theossy

Pride fail xD

[fifielcoolio]

haha ya'd think he'd actually try to break one first befor he came up witht the idea.. id say he didnt :D

[aapedop]

this is german she says are you ready go and are you sure and crap

[melo331974]

I truly believe, in order to chop a hundred coconuts, one must first be able to chop at least one coconut.

[TheHtfan]

coconuts broken:0 fingers broken:3

[TheBlackWings11]

channel your inner bieber!! you can do it!

[vonarndt111]

owned!

[oFinalFantasyoXIII]

lmao holy shit dude lmao

he didn't even finsih off the first one xD

i lol so hard at this man i bet everyone n the crowd was lol at him its like BING BING BING BING lol teh coconuts juts roll out of the way at the perfect time

[jiaani]

holy shit he made solid contact with that beam like 4 times LMFAO LOL HAHAHA

[bigcoachmoises]

oh my gosh that must of hurt like a son of a bitch!

[Memorize49]

Dude couldn't bust one 'nut.... sad

[KitchenSpeclol]

i love the DING noise every time he hits the metal beam and the grimace on his face afterwards.

[Altonmcc]

Chuck Norris can do better than this just by looking mean at them.

[isobodari1]

this is like mortal kombat test your might

[xain572]

@isobodari1 TOTALLY like mortal kombat.. except, you know.. the whole not having powers.. or being immortal.. but yeah totally.... close.. why not.. now heres a quarter. go play a song on the jute box.. :]

[golpher93]

lmao i love how he keeps moving down the row even though he never even breaks the first one

[xMoRBiDxLoV3Rx]

hahaahaahaahhhhaaahhaha hea gona feel that

[toopmaster]

If youre gonna chop 100 coconuts in half, you should at least be able to get 1!!

[GivingUFacials]

In soviet russia coconut breaks you!

[jimmyPain2121]

@GivingUFacials i hate you so much

[videogamer4life360]

@jimmyPain2121 nice job replying to a comment 2 months old...

[jimmyPain2121]

@jimmyPain2121 even too months ago that joke was so fucking old and over used, you were a loser two months ago and i bet you still are

[AZtwoNE]

@GivingUFacials Best comment ever! 

[AZtwoNE]

@GivingUFacials Best comment ever!

[masterluey]

dwl wat a dooche bag

[MiFrizz]

i like coconuts

[SteveThePCGamer]

Chuck Norris can do better than this just using 1 finger.

[thecrazyskunk87]

oh fuck sakes i can even feel it when he missises the coconut and hits the this holding them

[angelscryblud]

He's a moron, but props for takiing all that pain and standing there like it didnt even happen, cause you know he broke his hand lol.

[KrazedKids07]

This guy sucks so bad. He deserves every miss hitting the bar

[sixpou]

fucking.... OUCH...... that shit hurts so bad man

[Tweetygk01]

Tosh.o

[Jonafckc2]

hahaha and its even on live tv ! :D

[cunt3d]

FAILBLOG

.org!

[CloudandZack1st]

This guy should have been the karate kid instead of will smiths son.

[D4rkW4ri0]

i think he but that belt

[DANGERTASTIC]

ONE thing is for DAMN sure...i would make DAMN SURE i could break a coconut for sure before i went on tv an made a big production out of all that lol

[MrNeonRox]

Ha in real life he broke two fingers and 0 coconuts...FAIL

[kurohead]

that guy must be super cool, I bet he gets all the ladies!

[DANGERTASTIC]

@kurohead LOL. YA He will get laid after that FOR SURE!!!!

[sjw8800]

@DANGERTASTIC He will... Out of pity.

[DANGERTASTIC]

@sjw8800 LOL! You think so? I dont know man...i think the girls would be like " youre a loser, you cant even break a coconut wit your hand?? Then he loses it an smacks the girl an goes to jail an there is a big lawsuit an he goes to prison an gets molested everynight HAHAHAHA!

[holop0p]

this is definetly on the top 5 funniest things ive ever seen, n the comments only make it funnier xD

[johnny8490]

Must have been some kind of special super coconuts!

[rcassidy523]

tosh.0

[PlArSeN27]

NO way in fuck he is breaking coconuts with his bare hand

Ruling on the field stand FAIL. @Preston_Lars

[lamerthan69lol]

hahahaha

[twista200317]

i know in his mind hes holding that pain lik omg i need to get behind close doors so i could scream lol. that hand is gonna be black and blue later

[channmans]

maybe he should of tryed to  break 1

[dljdljdljdljdlj]

Thumbs up if you're here cause of Tosh.o

[Eneotas]

"coconuts?!" "I said kiwis!!"

[Vaalferatus]

@Eneotas

+1 Lol

[bammargerajackass120]

lol 5th dan my ass...

[caliikiidx4]

lmfao wht a dumbass..hahaha

[smogchecktech]

he almost had the world record. Not

[smogchecktech]

this guy is going for the world record in coconut braking with a karate chop. not even close. he was going for 100 coconuts.

[madiebrooke]

Look at those baby hands! This guy couldn't hold a Whopper, let alone chop a coconut. xD

[Msluckyaj]

howin the world r u going to try and chop coconuts

with ur hand like wth!!?

really dude really?

owch!

[hugefukinstepring]

his hand but be in so much pain

[gumslinger]

damn hes good. i sense a bright future. with a woman.

[dammons100]

Maybe he should start with splitting Cheesecakes.

[IzzyElite]

ludzie wychodźcie z domów , bijcie brawa , otwierajcie okna bo domy się walą , koniec świata . haha ; DD

[dogVScat100]

That waould hert sooooo bad

[caLi2o9]

Correct u are foil

[mattttyler]

OMG did he die???

[squizill]

did he get died?

[19boogiedownbronx82]

@Kofod Yes, definately set up to fail. Looks like he hits with good force, but on a slippery steel beam, he'd have to be perfectly square 100 times. The beam actually, would be the "cracker" if they didn't slide. Maybe use an adhesive, put padding between each coconut, and lower the stand, to maximize force. Even with those changes, that's a TALL order. It's known that the Danes are amongst the happiest people in the world, this guy handled embarassment and broken bones with a joke and a smile

[runout111]

0:28 good news he hit a coconut bad news coconuts are hard as sh*t

[MouthofSaurons]

Martial arts is bullshit, this video proves it :)

[foilfencer3]

@MouthofSaurons acutally no its not, this guy just has no idea of what the fuck hes doing. Hes using brute force which isnt martial arts. If you can harness the flow of energy correctly and concentrate it on the spot u wanna hit it can be devastating and thats how they break bricks. call it bullshit it you want but energy flows through ur body, you just have to learn how and how to harness it

[dragonfire232323]

@foilfencer3

as a black belt in taekwondo i totally agree.

[0megaM00]

@foilfencer3

i think you've watched the Matrix one too many times there kiddo XD

[foilfencer3]

@0megaM00 1st of all it has nothing to do with the matrix and you are just another ignorant american that believes that brute force and boxing are the correct fighting style. you do realize that the chinese have had over 2000+ years or practicing this art. you're jsut making yourself sound like an idiot.

[foilfencer3]

@0megaM00 I.e. Tai Chi

[GustafGouda]

did he die?

[commerceskate]

HA!  what the fuck?

[dan2010x]

pmsl hes a reterd

[19boogiedownbronx82]

I don't know if thats German, or Dutch she's speaking, but I heard NIGHTMARE clearly. yep

[Kofod]

@19boogiedownbronx82 Danish.

It had been raining all day, so they were soaking wet and pretty "elastic". Plus they are round and not fixed = rolls easily. Of course he didn't succeed - it was prepared by amateurs!

He broke two bones in his hand btw.

[ModestMagician]

looks like this challange *puts on sunglasses* was harder than he thought

[j00jy]

This guy was not trained in REX KOWN DO

[seka1986]

What was he thinking???

[CanaryKeeper]

fail

fail

fail

fail

fail

...I'm guessing it kind of goes on like this...

[ClearanceUse]

hahaha they set this whole thing up and he couldnt even get 1

[fanorth]

Daniel Tosh:

"What the hell was that?? Last night at the bar, you said this would be no problem. I asked if you thought you could chop ten coconuts in under a minute. You said 'make it a hundred!'"

Lady, take it easy on him, he came up a little bit short, by my count around 99 coconuts, because the first one could've broken when it hit the ground.

Hahaha!

[LeeHarveyOswald6]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrAfunch]

nice touch wit the karate gear you dick... you couldn't be a bigger asshole if you tried

[hangnigs69]

haahahhahah

[mikebythesun]

This guy should have watched the movie Cast Away before attempting this. Tom Hanks mastered the art of opening coconuts by an hour into the movie.

[Kwaj]

The pinky finger on my left hand detaches itself and hides under the bed everytime I watch this vid.

[sharonling87]

LMFAO

[nolan11408]

complete and epic fail

[riotgrrrrrl2001]

really, dude? really? you didn't want to, you know, maybe try a few practice runs before agreeing to do this on live tv?

i must say. ever time his hand hit that metal beam, i cringed

[Acrazedpyro]

lmao

[BWeManX]

When trying to break the world record for smashing coconuts with knife hand strikes...you should probably make sure you CAN smash coconuts with knife hand strikes first...

[rnldcyao67]

hahahahahah!i think its better to use his head in breaking those coconuts for his nonsense karate ninja judo de taekwando.or better to use jungle bolo instead.FAILED!!!!!!!

[powertrippin1]

I love the sound his hand makes when it hits the metal table. THUNK! THUNK!

[Tyrushumphrey]

What is this bafoonery?

[Andymac175]

@Tyrushumphrey ^ this made me laugh so much

[racheloftheepickidz]

EPIC FAIL

[blackbeltkarate]

i mean even if he did do that, what sense does it make, when are you ever going to need ninja skills to fight off 60 coconuts in under a minuet

[lordgwydion2]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[patrick20082008]

coconut ninjaaaa =))

[ladiitx0]

hahahahahaha

[CaptainBeerman1098]

i guess the challenge was to break 100 bones, the coconuts and beam were just there to help. Good job man!

[Shindai]

Better leave the martial arts to martial artists, mate

[sbeer6er]

sooooo, there had to be a reason he thought he could do it.

[fatlossfundamentals]

this guy is an idiot

[getnthevanihavecandy]

lol what an asshole

[HASJ]

I guess he rather hit the iron table instead of the coconuts.

[TheBigjon1213]

Reporter's thoughts:

1st chop- ok, well it's just one

2nd chop- sure he'll bust the next one

3rd chop- Well, he's gotta start busting some soon

4th chop- not yet? well, come get the next one!

5th chop- wtf, didn't he train for this

6th- I can't believe what I'm seeing, come on at least bust one!

7th chop- This is fuckin sad, just give up now!

8th chop- fuckin' FAIL!

my thoughts: hahahahaaa

[Moonshine617]

Lol what an asshole. Maybe he would have tried to chop one coconut before he tried doing 30 of them. A coconut is really fucking strong, how did this guy think he could pull that off? It doesn't even look like he had good form or concentration, I bet a fucking shaolin monk would have to be on a good day to be able to acheive doing this.

However, he did provide us with a fun bit of entertainment and I did have a good laugh at his expense. Thanks dumbass, keep practicing!

[EricHx85]

LOLl @ someone thinking they can karate chop through a bunch of coconuts.

[JMFPMusicChannel]

hahahaha very funny

[chiefcondray]

fucking idiot

[joeyp978]

poor dude

[Justin22Kurtis]

this guy is a fucking retard!

[chozzi]

LOL. Does anyone speak this languange that they are speaking. I just want to know what she's saying to him after his final attempt?

[somethingcowey]

@chozzi Just before/during his last attempt, she says, "No, watch your hands." Immediately after, she says, "I think we'll stop here, the fifteen seconds are up." She follows up with, "Is it because it's raining?" then "Did you hurt your hand badly?" He replies, "Didn't go so well." And she states pretty charitably, "How about we save the attempt for another time?"

[chozzi]

Thank you so very much, somethingcowey :-)

[promontorium]

I love to cringe at this video. Is there an interview out their of what the hell he was thinking? If I were to go live on TV to break a shitload of coconuts in a row with my bare hand, I would know whether or not I could actually break ONE ahead of time!!

[Isthiezak]

I saw this on a TV show. The reason he couldn't break them is because it had rained just before the shoot, so the coconuts were wet, making them harder to break.

That said, why put an them on an IRON GIRDER? Even if they were dry, one miss and he breaks his hand.

[chunkyluver31]

Or cause he sucks and it's funny.

[TwinUzis]

Looked more like he was trying to break the I-beam.

[goldensage1]

its because its moving. im sure if it was not moving, he could do that. you should stop making fun of him, he sounds like a good guy