Jew Squirrel

[chyman]

i love how Larry gets so angry and Lewis is always funny.

[muddy2]

...begins writing premise for "colon idol"...no, "the eXcrement factor", no, "the biggest shitter", "Project bowls okay?"..."wipeout"...nope been done. "Lancing with the anal tumors of the stars", yeah now we're talking - I'm gonna be rich with this idea, thanks Larry!

[kirbz01]

"stop and chat" haha

[zyzor]

cha cha what a stupid name if I dated a girl name cha cha I'd fuck her and leave her cab fare. Hooker name. lol

[tomthefunky]

@zyzor You should move to Hollywood and become a comedy writer because you have Jewish humor down pat. They'll love you out there, I promise.

[altonmiranda49]

I want this video on my GSmart G1310 phone.

[pji1979]

I'd put $10 on Larry's colon.

[lynncase12]

This vid is popular on Azerbaijan

[PeteMusgrove1962]

LD and Richard Lewis are simply magical together...

[ulrimi30]

hahaha they're arguing over who has a cleaner colon. i cant handle this shit

[hilerc]

watching CYE made me start saying stop and chat

[ponybcurtis]

God I love this clip.

[nely1000]

COLON CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[prefontaine189]

larry is a spazz

[ImperviousMason]

COLON CONTEST!!!!

[Arogaz]

A lot of water?! You drink more than a porpoise!

[JoggingOnTheMoon]

13 people are shitting and pissing almost 70 times a week

[Patral521]

Bowl Concern

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

I bet you are goin to the bathroom!!

[TheRagingNerd]

You're pissing and shitting almost 70 times a week.

[proatliving]

I have a VHS in mind!

[Colvax]

@proatliving  Of mine* :p

[proatliving]

@Colvax aha that would make more sense lmaoo

[PsyducksFTW]

I thought this was boring at first, but towards the end was just.. lol XD

[ikey1119]

Anytime you want a Colon Contest buddy!!!!!!

[MrTamaguy]

"Bowel concern" LMFAO!!

[Gofurdawg]

PORPOISE

[RageFire12]

As opposed to a gentile squirrel.

[IEatNiggersForLunch]

You're shitting and pissing almost 70 times a week.

[OettingerCroat]

this is one of the few times that Larry is actually completely right and understandable...

[wolfmanjacksaid]

Richard Lewis and Larry David are magic together.

[grabastic]

@wolfmanjacksaid It's not just when Larry and Richard get together. This is how New Yorkers (native New Yorkers) typically interact. It's a part of our culture.

[TheHockeyCentral]

Why the hesitation?

[Ehvera]

tia carrere is so hot

[Cashback13]

LOL Colon Contest!

[DeRepear]

I wouldn't understand this normally, but because I'm stoned out of my face, it's hilarious!

[Millartme]

"you're like a jew squirrel!" Classic!

[WeaselHalfbreed]

Chacha has "bowel concern" for Larry!

[MoltoPiccante]

I'll accomplish a life goal if I ever get to meet this man....

[7Somerset]

lol Lewis turned that shit around on him

[PowerToker420]

""i bet you are going to the bathroom!! "" hahaha

[neighbour666]

I don't understand this humour. Is it because I'm a gentile? Or because I'm Scottish? Why do I watch this stuff until five in the morning? Is Larry David a Jew? I think I should be told.

[supercrazy]

@neighbour666

yes, Larry David is jewish lol.

[MegaGum1]

Larry laughed on the way out. I laughed the whole fuckin way through.

[Steve7508]

lmao @ Jew squirrel

[runly1]

13 people don't have a VHS of their colon.

[SumNJFella]

richard lewis is fucking hilarious on this show fighting w/ larry but he putters around like the grim reaper, what's up with his outfits lol

[strategery101]

Shitting and pissing almost 70 times a week! Hahaha

[smokelakes]

david is funny 24/7

[seethroughskin]

Study History or watch Curb? Curb wins :D

[TheExtractors]

i wanna have a bowel contest every time with you want!

[Sasse90]

Colon contest.. priceless

[YogieMcStogie]

Jew Squirrel > Bear Jew

[voxcelleste]

I have a VHS of mine

[jbrun009]

this show makes me want to argue with people

[AvernusSheol]

@jbrun009 LMAO Agreed



[idmji89]

@jbrun009 so happens to me!

[AbbeyRoad52]

"I'll have a colon contest with you anytime you want"

"I mean what are you eating, a lot of grains and nuts? You're like a Jew squirrel!"

lol I LOVE LOVE LOVE this show!

[Vampiress661]

Bahahaha "bowel concern".

[ldeviddio]

i LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEe larry david and richard lewis is another cool dude hahahahah love him too

[schusta677]

bowel Concern lol

[TheDMB411987]

12 people drink more water than a porpoise

[TheDMB411987]

This is probably the calmest I've seen Richard Lewis in one of their many arguments over nothing. Weird not seeing him yell "I don't need this, I'm a recovering alchoholic!" or "This woman is my soulmate!". Classic scene.

[guguigugu]

12 people have ugly colons

[ldeviddio]

this is my fav fav fav fav favorite clip oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhh soooooo funny!!!!!! i love richard lewis and larry david ahhh man!!!!!!

[gejedd]

i challenge you to a colon contest

larry david is GENIUS!!!

[Flenux]

Bowel concern. Brilliant!! Colon contest. Love they're terminology.

[Flenux]

Bowel concern. Brilliant!!

[birdypoker]

Thanks for putting this up, far and away my favorite scene from the series....

[Sasse90]

Omg, I laughed so hard at I got a beautiful colon!

[sharpezor]

so hard not to laugh at this, im in public

[LameJames66]

@sharpezor i watched this at my university library silent study area....i had to pause it and leave hahahaha

[MSMRU]

hahah great clip

[LorienNewman]

know what is sick? i have probably seen this scene over 100 times.. at least. and i keep finding myself laughing so badly with tears coming out of my eyes. every single time. simply too funny.

[fromax87]

@LorienNewman Same here :D

[DrPoon]

Awhahaha that jew squirrel line almost killed me.

[coltononline]

Richard Lewis' ad-libs are absolutely hilarious.

"A lot of water? You drink more than a porpoise"

[mosha11]

the best is larrys expression when lewis says chacha is beautiful hahaha

[danszimmy07]

Larry and Lewis comic legends (Abbott n Castello)...

[metalcore929]

pissing and shitting almost 70 times a week

[SandrineSoprano]

FANtastic

[pakattack69]

colon contest? thats a new one for books

[OneWayRoad]

it is no wonder the gerbil was able to crawl up there

[DDnr1]

"What are you eating? A lot of granes and fruits and nutts; you're like a Jew squirrel"

I can just picture Larry David's face all stuffed with food, so that his cheeks blow up

[ldb107]

I got a beautiful colon. You wanna take a picture of my colon?

[whatzupa]

I notice Larry doesn't admit he's on the pills for his kidney condition. 

[gX23x]

Larry's right!!as always...

[atlasshrugged2u]

I LOVE Richard Lewis, he and Larry "bounce off of each other" like protons and neutrons, it's genius!!

[telfairchaseway]

Larry David: I DONT WANT HER MONITORING MY BATHROOM HABITS!!!!!!!!

...moment of silence....

Richard Lewis: What are you eating like alot of grains and fruits and nuts?

[atlasshrugged2u]

@telfairchaseway Hilarious dude, I agree and you did a great job on the "re-cap'

I can't wait for the 8th Season in 2011 taped in New York baby!!

[cmonutube]

lol jew squirrel

[PandaMagicFTW]

LOL !

[Skyhighblu]

"No one pisses that often without drinking, like, thousands of gallons a week."

[sexualgoth10]

haha bowel concerns

[AllBluesCat]

So funny! Whenever I'm having a lousy day at the office I YouTube these clips on my iPhone, put my headphones one and quietly laugh my ass off!

Larry David is great

[Webbula]

He doesn't have a wife and his parents are dead.

[RageFire12]

ANY TIME YOU WANNA HAVE A COLON CONTEST!!

[dominatedrebin]

this is one of the funniest scenes ever filmed in the history of television

[1by1illknockuout]

The best moments from the clip.....Richard Lewis saying "What's Wrong?" For some reason I always crack up at his obvious concern with why Larry is not on board with the double date............"You're shitting and pissing almost 70 times a week!!"......."Someone's gotta sit there, what would you rather have a Klansman sitting there?" "I have a VHS of mine!"

[HoldenMCaulfield]

my god....

[CFCwillyb]

omg

[notaseasyasitlooks]

Haha Colon Contest.

[xgm4life]

Haha ur like a Jew squirel

[ImNotYourFriend212]

I cant believe he's dating a woman named ChaCha. Like, what's her real name on the show? Lol.

[gabeco78]

Would you rather have a Klansman sitting there ?  LMAO !!

[MrZebraZombie]

"You drink more than a porpoise." hahahaha

[Evilushka]

"She has bowel concern for you and I do too!"

"I don't need your bowel concern!"

[UsherMoore]

i'll put a picture of my colon vs your colon!

[proxyflamer]

"eating nuts and fruits.. you're like a jew squirrel or something.."

[greg5566]

Richard is hilarious in this. I love how he's staring at Larry and calm while Larry is ranting in the middle.

[NolramNrets]

@greg5566 It's an artform.  Something tells me being calm while being yelled at comes very naturally to Lewis.

[SocaTrain]

you're shitting and pissing almost 70 times a week!

[88pie88]

your like a jew squirrel

[dponly1]

Richard Lewis face at :24 is too fucking hilarious, that facial expression symbolizes the bullshit he goes through with Larry like almost every episodes LMFAO

[CurbYourHumour0721]

-"You can put my colon up next to your colon; we'll see who has a cleaner, healthier colon"

[greg5566]

Richard is really good in this scene. He's calm instead of yelling and it's funny.

[HalfkastHybrid]

I can't believe how good richard lewis looks for 62. He hasn't aged in 20 years

[innitdoe1979]

i love these guys. you an see they're trying to hold back laughter once they get into the argument. hehe

jew squirrel is such a classic line. hahaha

[cerzule]

When these two get together, comedic genius is born.

[acdc1496]

Is it true that Ronnie James Dio was in this episode? I read it on wikipedia. Then I googled it and it brought me back to wikipedia. Someone, please answer

[beastcreation]

U drink more than a porpoise

[TeddyHart1]

'your bowels, your piss'

[cindyshealed]

I just noticed he has two dial phones - red and green - behind him. He must think they're collectible.

[mllhartshorn]

They were set props of Curb Your Enthusiasm, so now they ARE collectibles.

[Thuglife1000]

Last part is the funniest.

"You're not going to the bathroom again are you?"

"NO I'm not going to the bathroom!"

LMFAO!

[hamuhamuboo]

jew squirrel hahahhahaha

i'll have a colon contest with you lol

[eldadmi]

great episode! Curb is the new Seinfeld for sure!

[303bassline]

@eldadmi Maybe greater!

[eldadmi]

Actually I thought of writing greater but

still i've got great respect for Seinfeld...

this is like choosing who's better from parents :)

[TeddyHart1]

cha cha : tia carerre

[Suryavideo]

@TeddyHart1 dude she's in her 40s and she's hot as hell!

[TeddyHart1]

@Suryavideo i'm well aware of how hot tia carerre still is

[fairlyzealous]

These two have the most amazing chemistry...

[Colddeed]

Larry is clearly unappreciative of Cha Cha's Bowel Concern.

[godcypha1]

best show ever!

[hatchetjobber]

These people are fucking geniuses....

[MrHeinrichHimmler]

@hatchetjobber what exactly do you mean... "these people"?

[YahIDontKnow]

@MrHeinrichHimmler

Why the fuck are you watching Curb Your Enthusiasm on your free time when your name is Heinrich Himmler? Dumb bastard.

[BuckshotLaFunke]

@YahIDontKnow I think Mr Himmler is acting out a parody.

[moirelle]

"I'll have a colon contest anytime you want!" LOL

[hoodlow77]

Jew squirrel lol lol !!!!!!!!!!!!

[miketodd67]

A colon contest, that's hysterical. Cha Cha was hot by the way.

[helzballa]

She has bowel concern for you, and I do toO!

[jkellybrew]

what are you eating, alot of grains, and fruits, and nuts?

[bygonevexation114]

is Seinfeld related to Larry?? Seinfeld looks like a Jew squirrel... Larry shi#s like a Jew squirrel... has to be a connection...

[thomdibble]

one of my favourite curb scenes... haha proper funny

'i have a vhs of my colon!'

curb = funniest tv show ever

[dnon75]

hah thousands of gallons a day

[dizzaxter]

what season is this?

[redmen1515]

season 6

[MattLB19]

One of my favorite Curb scenes of all time. "You drink more than a porpoise."

[floeticdeath]

is Larry double jointed. His pinkys are widely spaced away from this other fingers.

[toneriggz]

Larry and Richard interactions are the best...

[Jewcygrl]

I'm a Jew squirrel.

[blahblahhuh1]

This is their best scene together.

[Laceuptiffany]

She cares about you. Bowel Concern. LOL

[pocopilot]

ahhha...Larry is the best at being awkward and honest

[0Mexicola0]

i have a VHS of mine hahahah

[cate1958]

jew squirrel...LMAO

[shadaxsolstice]

PURE COMEDY GOLD!!! Best show on TV

[shadyreefer69]

ya one of all time, with seinfeld and southpark

[MrsLarryDavid]

colon competition LOL

[oliverclozesoff]

First time I heard of "Bowel Concern"

HILARIOUS!!!

And they say people don't care about things anymore.

[jampt1989]

"ANy time you wanna colon contest"

"I have a VHS of mine"

So awesome, best show ever. an't believe they don't even have a script

[harrisoncz7]

Bowel concern for you! LMAO

[hemispheres3]

You drink more than a porpoise "awesome"

[jmarsh22]

Haha, you can tell they're trying not to laugh.

[eliteWarriorSpb]

Larry and Lewis always want to have a competition of some sort.

[ArcolaBridge]

yes hahahaha its the best, THE BEST