MALIBU HAMISH the illusion and his new thrasher.wmv

[skunkshowBoiTo]

UR MY HERO!!!!!!! RADDDICAL ! Tory Pudwell and the GANJA

[bobalicious4u]

dude, you KNOW what skateboarding is all about!

kudos to you man.

[Noahtv100]

can i have the drugs your on?

[babyfister5000]

Think about how the SOPA bill can get this video removed for copyright. Fucked up shit

[babyfister5000]

PORTER ROBINSON SENT ME HERE VIA TWITTER!!!!

[TheSwiftSloth]

Dude, iv been subscribed for a while. You should do these every month!

[strangersound]

I love The Illusion! :)

[Leercore]

The Illusion is the realest fuckin' dude on youtube.

[Tofu00]

Mad respect for this man.

[MrRampSkater]

duuuuude torey pudwill gettin critical on the cover mannnnnn.

[virtutracks]

sounds like the typical southern californian XD gnarly brahhh!!! (I am from socal so just to be clear)

[sickaj1]

hah this dude is cool

haven't heard someone say the word KOOK in a while 2:33

[TheOfficialFinalBoss]

Who the fuck cares how he talks?... Or how old he is- didn't you hear him? HE'S THE ILLUSION, getting critical!!! Keep it real man.

[itskeithbaby]

is this the same guy in '100% in the bitch'?

[giancarlosanchez5]

@itskeithbaby if you find out lmk

[kelldaddyy]

@itskeithbaby that's a good question,

[officalryex]

do actually talk like that?

[TheMarkNessMonster]

I hope this is a Pauley Shore impression. I hope you don't really behave this way.

[nitzdaking321]

40 years old virgin is based on him

[PorterRobinsonMusic]

@nitzdaking321 fuck you

[Crowlip420]

@PorterRobinsonMusic you tell em mann @nitzdaking321 FUCK YOU.

[Custard320]

guy doing flip off stairs... care more about the narly terracotta brickwork in the background. i fuckin love you bro

[OfficialChappers]

porter sent me :D

[DainMiller]

Hahah you are amazing.

[252BeachBum]

Dude you need to make a book on all the sweet lingo you use. That shit would win the Pulitzer prize.

[corbinmadsen30]

getting critical! love this dude!

[57ryanfuller]

sounds like Pauly Shore

[MasonCanning68]

definitely wasn't jumpin off any ruffs though

[lomf]

the illusion is so rad. i hope to be like this at 40.

[Longboarder140]

fuck all these other guy's. i wish i could be that happy at that age.

[LatteDon]

Yeah bro, killin' it. Your dlx box opening was a thing of beauty. Reminds me of Xmas morning or a shopping spree in a toystore or something. Made my day early on. Plenty of hate online, stoked to see otherwise...

[Linguaphonie]

i wish we could hang out

[AssOnAPlate187]

WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING.

DON'T FUCKING STOP.

[illnatintel]

This is fo fucking cool to me

[DelightInTheCorner]

thatzak sent me...

[yiannilol]

fuckin gettin on those reviews man, solido bro

[TakoSenpai]

Pretty critical review.

[toasterwizard94]

make a podcast man....u got deep shit i like listening too!

[Edordorito]

What do you do for a living?

[PrestigeWorldwideism]

you're the fuckin man

[askateminor]

dude this guy is my hero :D saw him on crail and brought me to this :D this guy should been on lords of dogtown!!!

[killerplum94]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAM

[amahdi92]

I hope I'm like this when I'm 40

[TerraZet]

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

[CabinetSquirrel]

I could watch this for 90 minutes.  Film this for 90 minutes and submit it to sundance

[Disconnectedot]

Whats sad is that I know how lame it is to do this, but I'm shoplifting some of his vocab. Bing back the bowl cut brah!

[armin38822]

thrasher should pay this dude..he's making a great commercial for them

[zaccc]

>ancient cannon.

Yep, ancient.

[cbn620]

never change dude and if you haven't yet grow your bowl cut back that 'do is sick bro peace and love from cen cal

[Edordorito]

This guy has figured out life.

[peeeesh]

I think you might be one of my favorite people that I've ever seen.

[Kidzilla99]

Dude, you are living the good life dude. If anyone ever tells you to read a book or stop being a overly fashionable hipster... just tell them to shove it and mellow out with some gnarly waves dude.

[missedagain]

dude's like 40 years old

[hamishpatterson]

@missedagain fuck yeah i am and still shredding, hope your doing the same when your 40

[missedagain]

@hamishpatterson hahaha, i guess life is easier when you avoid getting anywhere in it

[aaron1719]

@missedagain getting somewhere is all opinion, don't be hating just because his views are different than yours

[HighArtProductions]

@missedagain Who knows? One thing is for sure: life is easier when you aren't a fucking idiot that relates hobbies and speech patterns to something as subjective as success. Give it up. There are illiterate thugs and whores that never graduated from high school that have gotten farther than you ever will.

[missedagain]

@HighArtProductions I'm in my twenties, graduated university with honors and i'm working at a hedge fund, but nice try.

[HighArtProductions]

@missedagain What does that have to do with anything? There are still illiterate thugs and whores that never graduated high school that have gotten farther than you ever will. The music industry and hollywood are full of them.

[Bluntman45420]

@hamishpatterson i will be, im guessing you probably longboard or skate pools?

[mrcuddles100]

You do realise that you didn't always talk like this and it's learned behaviour?

[hamishpatterson]

@mrcuddles100 so is typing

[phadamblab]

@hamishpatterson HAHAHA WHAT? WHAT? What kind of a horrible retort is that hahahaha. You are a classic my friend.

[theearonyourcorn]

@hamishpatterson Dude, brah quixotic brah, that's some real, shit brah tell em like IT IS ILLusion brah brah... you the man brah brah, that shit you said brah about cigarette butts brah was like honesty brah keep scrapin dem crusty bowls brah don't let dem hatas flush you down dude ur totally btter than that brah.

[mald87]

heavy doody

[CgPallaeon]

Holy shit dude can we share a twelve pack of beers and I can listen to you read my magazines and discuss shit like building stuff with wood and tools and movies that have rocking soundtracks.

[TheScientist0000000]

Holy shit, surfers talk so different on the west coast.

[WilltheMagicAsian]

@TheScientist0000000 He's the epitome of the nineties surfer.

[MrLazyEyes]

Fucking hipsters

[ps2nolimits]

i love this

[0975slancaster]

that DIY park under the bridge is marginal way in seattle i deffinatly recommend ripping it one day dude its by far my fav. park of the northwest

[BUTT3Rskate]

steel pipe loops, heavy duty.

[macncheese2392]

RAD BRUH

[llamasaveur]

CRITICAL

[ErvisMatravy]

he Sounds sarcastic the whole video

[jvemPiRe14]

@ErvisMatravy haha yeh. it sounds like hes making fun of the entire mag

[zombiefriend]

Is this guy for real? xD

[idcdammit]

VIDEO RESPONSE

[hellotheresirdude]

BURLEY

[Edd360]

FRENCK HAWLEH

[BenjaminEllett]

DO THE SKIT

[saturatedwithsound]

haha hilarious

[DanceLikeANitwit]

this is the best channel and the best podcast

[exist12345]

dear the illusion, you are the master. i do the o-ring stretch monthly, altho i dont sk8

[FireProMMA]

Yo Pauly Shore do the fuckin skit

[Ryaomon]

This is like a character from Rocket Power brought to life.

[eatZeppelin]

"EhOH"

[dundermuffin90]

oawwwhhh

bitchin dewd

[HOOGALYBOB]

those dudes are kaaaahuoooooooooooooooooooks

[GrawrawrLPs]

STRECHES YER ASSHURL DOOD

[coryloveslarry]

personal message to illusion:

you are a rad human being. thanks for being you.

[ComputerExpert0]

could not stop laughing im sorry lol

[bluxwid]

the fucking o ring stretch man



[caspapin]

DON'T SHOP AT CLOUD.

[surfVCshores]

@caspapin Clout*

[Resus4ur]

OOOOOOOHHHH

FULL PIPING

[nhonho23]

Haha, you're awesome dude! Keep it up and fuck the haters!

[ORIGINALGAMINGGUY]

...Typical Thrasher Reader?...

yeah.

[ilovedragons]

lol

[PsychoProductionsLtd]

Dude, you are the best.

[AquariaSpirit]

critical revi brah

[Gameathoner]

It's good to know Pauly Shore is keeping busy.

[wrecksan]

Rocco found Pauly Shore

[JamesWaton]

AOOOHHHHHHH

[NapiurPictures]

THAT'S NARLY

[nameismymike]

this is great

[ChickenNugget134]

the illusion's fucking radical!!

[blackcrow6667]

I subscribed lol.

[joshvamped]

This guy is probably the only person who can narrate through a magazine and still have my full attention. I wish I could speak like, it's mad awesome.

[tylerman12]

illusion first look!

[fsk8r3]

you're the best. this made my day! haha

[ZachBost0n]

I seriously love this guy.

[nickzacharias]

1:57 R.I.P.

[itsCONTROVERSY]

7:02 HAHA those kids back there, probably huffin paint or somethin.

[patsaBK]

get a tripod and a iPad 2 and sub to this Magazine foooo,

[kwlindle]

JUICE Magazine

Check it...

[hamishpatterson]

@kwlindle if thrasher magazine is the holy grail, then juice magazine is the ten comandments

[kwlindle]

@hamishpatterson Bitchin' bro

[kwlindle]

@hamishpatterson

Hell yea bro' Chet Childress is from my hometown...Wilmington, NC! My favorite ripper!

[FeebleNosemanny]

haha i know the o ring stretch

[RandomGECHO11]

TOO MANY QUOTES TO LEAVE IN THE COMMENTS!!!!

[Amoraca13]

Pura vida Costa rica! :)



[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

Duuuude, there is SO MUCH fucking land out in Malibu... I go out driving like 4 times a week. Go on a mile hike with some construction shit... and take on a half a year project with your boys. Build a bowl in the middle of a canyon, fuck it.

[goblinob]

stretch your asshole is pretty unique feeling. understatement of the year

[bl00df4rt]

You can actually hire this guy to read your kids' nighttime stories to them. Get after it.

[ScrotumSlapper]

thrasher should hire this guy to do the first looks every month

[ebelingb]

"The O Ring stretch maaan"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[TheDangerousPosse]

the O ring stretch

[PopCanWaxProductions]

ancient cannon

[Freeski511]

Some edit this shit into a highlight real, IT IS TOO DAMN LONG

[hamishpatterson]

@Freeski511 the assignment is yours-go for it, it is set for anybody to do with as they please.

[Skate4life12396]

"dick dick dickkk"

[PhellEphell]

Why did he pass the hubba girls so quick?

[bgeorgeII]

The best part is when you pass the denial stage and realize he is completely serious. He is not messing around one bit. Good for him, man.

[TKdoggy]

Hahahaha is that nolan in the anatomy?

[STeezyyMcbreezyy]

This guy needs a first look!

[daledo137]

look its a punker.  people love this dude hes sick

[liveforever72]

this is the best commentary i have ever heard on skateboarding

[poopeyzi]

i had a o-ring stratch and it ripped a hole in my new jeans the first day i got them.............i didnt know what was worse my ass or the hole afterwards haha

[jtargett1995]

crailtap

[TRPLSX]

look at those dudes back there all stealthed out ... probably huffing paint or something

dude's mad funny on accident

[fuse4life]

1:10 ...is that fucking Rocco?

[thmonkeytanner]

"and it just stretches your asshole dude, it's a pretty unique feeling."

[Doobination]

streeetcheess your buttcheeksss mannnn thats the worst!

[dropockets]

"lets see those dudes in the background-are they stoked?" hahahhaha laughed so hard

[canibumbacigor2]

ahhhhh

look at this crusty bowl see "CRUSTY AS HELL" wont stop this guy from blunting this

[ecuador78]

r'ent u the surfer from fast times at ridgemont high

[Xxskaterman]

@ecuador78 anybody order a pizza?

[straightoutadawood]

pretty unique feeling.

[TeethTeethEyes]

you're the chillest guy EVER!

[666ThaScarecro666]

This guy is the fucking man. Positive vibes bro. 

[richievaldez]

You need to review EVERY new Thrasher. Straight up!

[smellslikebeef]

CRAILCOUCH BROUGHT ME HERE

[xFoKe]

put captions on xD

[cole0dioxide]

I hate when i stretch my o ring

[SkateConneticut]

thats just critical duuuude

[6MAt6HATTER6]

hahahahahahahha

[skatemental521]

pronounces alot of stuff wrong, haaha

[mochaisdashit4]

i love the 0 ring stretch description at 5:50

[wassimen]

He got sober after some Phish Shows he's not baked

[Mazzodude]

this dude is so rad 

[emill40]

thats a pretty unique feeling

[ZACKSKATER726317]

trainwreck weed ahh that shit is good

[Paintball0599]

this guy is so baked.

[telebaath]

Please do a critical Thrasher review every month.

[FORANWFS]

aaaaa hahaha yr voise sooo funny,,,,,,,,,, dont worry minds fuct too,,, lol

[Eyedias]

love that voice

[agentlarson]

This is the best thing I've ever seen.