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  • Did any type of dinosaur lay chocolate Easter Eggs?

  • @cheddyrod yes, the Choccaraptor

  • I find this easy to masturbate...

  • Ooooo! Juby's a "science researcher"! Why does this christian sound like a North Korean describing their incompetent leader Kim Jong-Un as a "computer whiz"? Desperate christians make me laugh, thanks potholer!

  • why do dinosaurs who are running lay them rows of 2 instead of one big line?

  • @harderwijk11 12 gauge double barrel dino vaginas!

  • @azdgariarada Best comment EVER!

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  • BUT the article in "Creation Research Society Quarterly" was MULTIPLE PAGES!!!

  • Because the only reason for a dinosaur to run in fear is from a global flood. Y'know, there were no predators or anything!

  • 'Did I say your IQ was off the chart..I meant your BMI'

  • Ive noticed alot of these creationists getting PhD's recently. The speed at which they attain them is also remarkeble. I guess miracles really do happen?

  • @DIGITALSCREAMS "I have faith that I earned a PhD"

    That's probably about how the process goes.

  • We all know that the Easter Bunny lays chocolate eggs! It's in the Bible!

  • WAIT!!!

    Not that I condone creationist nonsense for a moment, but in the interests of being accurate - You can't suggest that the continents of the Earth were the same, during the Cretaceous/Jurassic period, as they are now!

    The only way we can cement rational science in boggy minds, is to be ABSOLUTELY correct in our denouncements! :P

  • @trentmuch1 =You can't suggest that the continents of the Earth were the same, during the Cretaceous/Jurassic period, as they are now!= It's always a good idea to read the video description before rushing off a comment like this.

  • @potholer54 "Chickens are descended from small running dinosaurs" Hey dummass you just completely discredited yourself. Any idiot who is up on science knows the dino to bird theory is pure bullshit.

    EVOTARD FAIL

  • @Hacksaw38 Because it's not dinosaurs to birds. Birds never stopped being dinosaurs the way humans never stopped being monkeys.

  • "All the way from Canada," WTF, Canada is our neighboring country. Why the F is this dude dressing like a paleontologist, is he? Exactly, how dinosaurs eggs lay out prove Noah's flood again?

  • @petion2010 You have to think like them to understand their logic. It's easy:

    1. dinosaurs

    2. eggs

    3. ???

    4. therefore gawd/the flood

  • why the hell is he dressed like that.... xD

  • so I have a new nick name for creationists...from this day on they shall be called Pandas! For they are (ideally) a dying bread!

  • @Sydpart2 I hope pandas don't go extinct, though.

  • @Sydpart2 i hope you learn the difference between breed and bread.

  • @kronokronic ah shit! don't judge me, I way sleepy lol

  • "This is what the dinosaurs want to do. Yessss, alright, well stated" What the hell was that about?

  • hahahaha This guy is the new Mr. Dressup ! Idiots come in all shapes & sizes .

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  • If you want to believe in a deity, fine. Want to believe in Jesus? Have at it. You can pray to Colonel Sanders for all I care, but don't insult our intelligence by thinking we'll let you get away with falsifying data just to make history match up with your PHILOSOPHY book.

  • if the flood would happen today, there would be neat rows of ipods everywhere

  • The bottom of the chart

  • I appreciate this video very much but have to correct one thing. The liner arranged eggs are not from Troodon. That was a mistaken identification from the 1980's. They were correctly assigned to the oospecies Continuoolithus canadensis in 1996 (Zelenitsky). The egg arrangement is similar to that of modern Nile crocodile, and like modern crocs, these eggs were likely incubated buried in soil, thus this arrangement versus the "brooding" arrangement seen in the sub-aerial raptor clutches.

  • If his IQ is off the chart, how is it measured?

  • @mattrR678

    With a shovel.

  • @mattrR678 in negative numbers

    

  • @mattrR678

    The normal way, his IQ is just off the chart in the opposite direction.

  • @mattrR678 it really is off the chart! WAAAAYYYYY below the freezing point! xxD

  • @mattrR678 On a non-standard chart.

    

  • @mattrR678 with crayons lol

  • @mattrR678 It's off *the bottom* of the chart.

  • @mattrR678

    It was off the bottom of the chart ;)

  • His IQ is off the chart only because the chart has positive numbers.

  • @mattrR678 It is off the chart. On the bottom end of the chart, however.

  • @Mogley52 no, current life on earth, started on mars, you have it backwards

  • This guys real name is "Professor" Dubious

    Trying to reason with a creationist is like having a conversation with a retarded fungus

  • mr professor drink bleach, drink bleach!

  • @Mogley52 So many people don't know that hell was a misinterpretation from the Greek and Hebrew Bible. -___-

  • Please people.

    Any argument on "kinds" only deserves one word.

    Ring species.

    The end.

  • @Picasso43967 Funnily enough, "Ring species" is, in fact, two words.

  • @AEgamesFtw

    1 term*

  • It sad if religious organization put there time and effort in science and medicine and things that do better the world, instead of god and their religion. the world would be much better of I bet.

  • The crocoduck awards should be bigger than the oscars and all that crap. Atleast this is funny as fuck!

  • "...goes on to conclude that this is evidence of the Biblical flood."

    *Spits water all over laptop screen*

  • common sense ----do raptors lay 2 eggs at a time while running?----------possible ansers from a creationalist #1--that dinosaur had 2 asses #2--that dinosaur came back and started to run again aligning the egg #

  • I love the fact that he wears that outfit, looking like he came right from the Jurassic Park-island.

  • "Not only that, one of them was made of chocolate"

    fucking lol

  • ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist), I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering. The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment. In my popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS, I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching. ~Babu G. Ranganathan (B.A. theology/biology)

  • @Mogley52 Who gives a shit as your religion is still bollocks

  • @Mogley52 good work, but keep on going. You'll eventually discredit the entire Bible, not just one piece.

  • @Mogley52

    "ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist)"

    Typical. Baptists are some of the worst hypocrites. They made the civil war worse by using the bible to get people to keep the slaves they had.

    "I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering."

    That doesn't forgive the fact you either willingly choose to be ignorant about how science works, or are totally dishonest like the hypocrites you say you aren't like.

  • @Mogley52

    "The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment."

    Eternal punishment without eternal torment? PUNISHMENT IS TORMENT YOU IDIOT. You can't have it both ways. Besides the idea of eternal punishment for anything is in itself immoral. The jews had a better picture of the concept, all you had to do was wander about in the dark, no disgusting freak stabbing you with a pitchfork wile being boiled in lava.

  • @Mogley52

    "I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching."

    And yet you take scientists words out of context to fit your agenda. You are a hypocrite. You're no better than the idiot who somehow managed to delude many of today's generation into Islam by saying the quaran predicts all of modern science. You have been repeatedly exposed as the liar you are.

  • @Mogley52

    Einstein did not beleive in the christian god, he became infuriated when people said he did. He beleived there was a principal that guided the whole universe, but he didn't know what it was and he died before he could find it. Why would someone try to discover something they already knew about?

  • NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How did species survive if their vital tissues, organs, reproductive systems were still evolving? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic and biological similarities between species.

  • @Mogley52 Chromosome #2. The link between humans and their 48 chromosome, non-human ancestors.

  • @Mogley52 There's war among evolutionary biologists yes, but not about whether common descent is true. There's intense debate on the specific mechanisms of selection, and there will be for a long time, since it's convoluted shiaatttt.

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  • @Mogley52

    Dogs are canines, as are bears and foxes. They are also mammals, as are humans. Also like humans they are vertibrates. We're just on seperate branches, only related by the fact we're mammals. Crocodiles and dinosaurs belong to the archosaur group. So do birds. That's what the scientific definition of the word "kind" is, idiot.

  • EXPLAINING HOW AN AIRPLANE WORKS doesn't mean no one made the airplane. Explaining how life or the universe works doesn't mean there was no Maker behind them. Natural laws explain how the order in the universe works, but mere undirected natural laws can't explain the origin of that order. Once you have a complete and living cell then the genetic code and mechanisms exist to direct the formation of more cells, but how did that first cell originate when no directing code and mechanisms existed?

  • @Mogley52

    "EXPLAINING HOW AN AIRPLANE WORKS doesn't mean no one made the airplane."

    WHAT? Ok ignoring the fact planes aren't made of flesh and bone and thus aren't subject to random mutations which natural selection plays on, that alone effectively proves just how big a moron you are. Shut the fuck up you deluded maniac.

  • This twat has to be from western Canada, that's were we keep our religious nutjobs.

  • Ahhhh, I love watching creationists fail epicly.....It completes my day.

  • The cowboy hat gives away the fact that he's not a real professor...

  • "Eggs on the run" sounds like a great movie.

  • @jacks91100 but this didnt happen during the time when there was a pangaeu, do ur research half wit.

  • but if the dinosaurs were running away from the great flood, why weren't they on the ark with all the other animals? so paradoxically if the bibal was right we would still have dinosaurs today.

  • When you said that you would do an experiment in which you scared chickens while they were laying eggs by splashing water I was like, "O rly?" and then when I saw the chickens running it was too funny to bear. I had to look away.

  • This is why I love creationists, They are ridicule incarnate!

  • Those chickens were awesome. I want a pet chicken now.

  • "I'M A SCY-ONTEST!" Derp.

  • Wow. So, I guess he thinks that there were 2 dinosaurs running side-by- side away from the danger, each laying eggs at the same time on the run. It's just mind-boggling. Monty Python would reject this skit as too absurd for their standards.

  • I have no words for the lulz I've had from this... It's just... ROFL... Eggs on the run.... ROFLMAO

  • aha no neat rows, I heard no negros... had to listen again lol

  • So the ONLY thing that makes dinosaurs run is a flood? Not larger dinosaurs, volcanoes, meteors, tornadoes, Black Friday sales at the Walmart... just floods?

  • @csmith0191 Only floods. If their skin were to be exposed to water at midnight they would turn into Gremlins. :(

  • @JayJayAbels Good point. We wouldn't want that!

  • His IQ is off the chart because it didn't register

  • @Anunnak He might not be able to spell it.

  • Ian thats incredible

  • i cant take this guy seriously! i mean, he played as Farva in Super Troopers! and as a matter of fact, called someone a chicken fucker in the movie. pretty ironic come to think of it...

  • "But his IQ is off the chart" to which Ian nods haha

  • @BillKiernan Not necessarily a lie... They didn't say which end of the charts.

  • Oh, Ian Juby. Oh, Ian Juby. There is just something about him that makes me like him despite everything, like the David Hasselhoff of creationists.

  • this guys is from canada? let me guess, he's from alberta? if not let me know, i'll try to find him and kick him a few times.

  • @GreaseStain And I'll be right next to you shouting out passages from the Origin of Species while you do it.

  • [Juby] Do You like my hat?

    [All at once] No, I do not like your hat.

    I do not like it on a train.

    I do not like it in the rain.

    I do not like it in the car, I do not like it near or far.

    I do not like it with a feather, I do not like it in bad weather.

  • LMAO

    

  • I would have to agree that his IQ is off the charts. The charts don't go into negatives.

  • If you liked to play dress up as a child and would like to continue playing dress up and not get laughed at by your peers

    You can either

    A. Wait for Halloween

    B. Get an education from an accredited school

    C. become a creationist

  • Seriously though, the circled formation looks more rushed to me than the neat 6 pack. FMD.

  • I'm glad it was water the oversized chicken was running from, I was thinking it might of had a predator to worry about. To lay two colums of 6 eggs side by side looked as though it really wasn't in that much of a hurry? Double barrel egg shooter anyone?

  • @jacks91100 =The two dinosaurs would of lived right next to each other if you take in account that they lived on Pangea.= No, they were on opposite sides of the world during the cretaceous.

  • @potholer54 nah-ah! my dad is older than you so he can beat you up

  • the sad thing is that the eggs in a row only lend credence to creationism if you have presupposed this is the truth which is of course an unscientific way of looking at the case...if it is real, all this means is a raptor once laid eggs in a rush...which in nature could be for an infinite number of reasons...none of which being a biblical flood.

  • @misterdragonboy lol yeah, and even if eggs did lay out in a neat fashion while on the run, could it not have been a normal flood?

  • @BringerOfD absolutely, but of course creationists don't want to hear about any theories and science that go against their religiously based views. that would be detrimental to their world view which has been categorically proven to be flawed -- almost to the extent of being in the realm of scientific impossibility.

  • "the 2 dinosaurs lived on different sides of the world" I think you forgot about pangea

  • His IQ is "off the chart"!! Awesome.... as in so low it didn't actually register.

    Creation Science... one of the great oxymorons of our time.

    Ian Juby... one of the great morons of our time.

  • I can't believe this guy is actually being serious. The guy in the costume, I mean. Creationists have no boundaries to their stupidity.

  • You know, if it was on the run, the eggs would be scattered. It technically wouldn't be on the run if the dinosaur laid two eggs, moved forward a tiny bit, laid two more, moved forward again and so on. That indicates it was taking its time, it clearly wasn't running as it did so. And even if......there was a flood....it's not necessarily a globe consuming flood, floods are something that happens fairly regularly.

  • Creationist TROLLODON

  • "Multiple pages" -- I've burst in tears.

  • didn't the flood result from non-stop rain? why would a dinosaur run from rain? and just imagine a dinosaur running from a flood, while laying eggs! did the dinosaur police sound the flood alarm and they all dropped what they were doing and just started running willy-nilly? lololol. you seriously have to be a 2 year old to take this shit seriously. wake up people, the bible is such a joke!

  • Back when the two dinos were around they lived on the opposite ends of Pangea. That's further apart from which both nests are found today.

  • Soooo... if the dinosaur was running from the flood while laying eggs, how could it have layed eggs in pairs? Did dinosaurs have a double cloaca? Or did the dinousaur ran, left a straight line of eggs, then it came back to the direction of the flood it was running from just to lay a second line off eggs?

    Human race never fails to surprise me...

  • my hamster also lays eggs on the run when it's on its threadmill

    and yes, a minus 40 IQ is off the charts

  • Needs to be on a poster:

    "These chickens are laying eggs while running to the tune of Chariots of Fire.

    Your argument is invalid."

  • A minute in and i'm completely missing the point of the video...

  • @joegt123 Basically just that creationists seemingly have the same capacity for logic and reason as a golden retriever.

  • @nightmathzombieethan certainly a dog is smarter than this.

  • @animaljp3 My dog is smarter than this and thats not saying much. lol

  • @nightmathzombieethan I hope you found it as ironic as I did that your profile display picture is (what looks like) a golden retriever.

  • 'our audience should know, your IQ is off the chart'... the host rubs behind his ear while saying this - which in body language studies indicates the person saying this is either lying, not telling the complete truth, or does not fully believe what he is saying.

  • His IQ is off the chart? As in, BELOW the bottom of the chart?

  • @nightmathzombieethan it was ether him or the reporter. He at least said oviraptor.

  • Very Juby-us

  • Creationist are getting this desperate? So sad

  • ...your IQ is off the chart?

    Gee, I went to years of lectures at UCLA, and I never heard any professor qualify anything they said with their IQ.

    This really is meant to impress the most incredibly ignorant viewers.

  • ...laid eggs on the run?

    Is there no shame in lying, or is he really that stupid?

  • @aluisious how can they be layed on the run in 2 rows? better backtrack,huge flood but i want rows

  • @animaljp3 Maybe the first try was a dead end.

  • @aluisious All Oviraptors lay eggs that way

  • @animaljp3 I hope you realize I'm joking.

  • @aluisious I actually know people that would say that

  • Opening line made me cringe.

    #CanadianAtheist :3

  • Creationists love wearing costumes, don't they? They dress up as safari hunters and scientists in labcoats, Creationist Cosplay!

  • I don't normally leave messages like this but creationist really are idiots.

  • Ian Juby is now my instant screwball hero!

  • to believe in such bullshit IQ definitely must be out off the chart

  • MULTIPLE PAGES?? WOW.

  • I'm not that smart so wot I'm about to say could be stupid put wasn't there 1 big continent bak then so if dinosaur a wanted to lay its eggs we're dinosaur b did it could of walked there but still the eggs r from different things so it doesn't matter

  • @xXFORBSYXx Previous dinosaurs could have walked between the two locations, but these 2 dinosaurs (oviraptor and troodon) lived after the supercontinent had broken up.

  • Sounds like Pat Condell :P

  • Pulling your ponker.. I like that.

  • ur iq is off the chart?

    like really really low??

  • This is a very "penitent" video. =p

  • Dammit, I was about to go out and get me some chocolate eggs from a chicken...