Wood Eye Lie two U? S03E03 part 1

[RuudJH]

Mark Brydon

[Teiresias911]

I'm heading to bed thanks to severe exhaustion due to watching too much WILTY.

Who am I going home to, you might ask? My future wife Jamelia.

Cause I love her.

LOVE.

[BexyNut]

I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say

*Would I lie to you

[93livinitup]

@BexyNut lol its so that they dont find the link and make the user remove everything due to copyright reasons

[jim191185]

@BexyNut fool. its written like that so it doesn't get removed straight away on copyright grounds. go be a spellchecker bitch somewhere else. fucking idiot!

[didi1194]

aww i love how david comes to the defence of his teammates :)

[gayathrik1611]

'I say, scuse me darling pass me the ruler! I think this is actually a oblong and not technically a square' Lee Mack is brilliant!

[paqman78]

LOL @ Jimmy Carr looking EXACTLY like a ventriloquist's dummy.

[jonno2019]

only david mitchell can rip into jimmy carr with his brutal logic and wit. just brilliant.

[izy51]

not many people comment about lee mack on here it surprises me considering how hilarious he is

[krnc17]

does anybody know the intro song for this show is ???

[geeleegeelee]

jimmy carr looks more like a vampire

[TheVikingElvis]

Jimmy's face at 7:31 reminds me of Popeye. 

[iEditStuf]

Would of loved to seen Jimmy Carr on when Janet Street Porter was on you know he'd of told her to just stfu. Or Frankie Boyle for that matter.

[AlexLong1000]

Jimmy :'(

[viperswhip]

I fucking love Jamelia.

[pennydesouza]

Awful outfit on Marcus Brigstocke.

[KurtCobainof21]

Shes soo damn gorgeous isnt she?

[EmmaGnillot]

Yes! That's what Jimmy looks like! A ventriloquist dummy! He really does. (Except not scary)

[chvz619]

@EmmaGnillot I do find Ventriloquist dummies scary. He said his face is like the moon.

[mchitrak]

on a show with brigstocke, mack, mitchell and carr.... they put that piece of garbage from manchester.... :/

[redyoda10]

I can definitely picture David Mitchell going over to America with a machine gun-shouting things like 'It's ARSE, you bastards!' or 'I COULDN'T care less!'

[nagual1992]

@redyoda10

I doubt it. I'd imagine he'd become panicky if placed within 15 feet of a gun. (Or within site of someone with a gun.) Making the likelihood of him getting ballzy in America slim, especially in the south. XD

[KillerGuitar007]

If Jimmy car was on th eother team instead of whats her face, then that team would be the best team they've had so far in the show

[MintyInTheSky]

Wow, Jamelia totally had me fooled. I was so convinced she was lying!

[LondonPride25]

Christopher Hitchens has the Hitchslap. David Mitchell has the Mitchslap. Don't fuck with the Mitchman.

[boylovesbowie]

And as I was watching this , my father came in , saw Jimmy and asked 'who's that guy with a big head and strange face'. Poor Jimmy :D

[lambofmatt]

ive watched seasons one through three, this is the funniest show on tv ever made.

[ugotkaied]

Rectangle or Oblong?

[gabiace12]

5:32 - David texting under the desk - y/y? =P

[Vanguard448]

Lee Mack using Jimmy Carr as a ventriloquist's dummy

Well, I think that I've seen everything now.

[lixechan]

Slight moustache to go with the hitler hair, David? ^^ <3

[miezulet]

I'd like to see a fist-fight between Jim Carr and David Mitchell

[FlumblesMum]

I'd forgotten all about that! That was my David Mitchell moment! I'm just not funny like him. ;)

[kamatej]

that was a bit of tectonic

[lonesomeflower]

when david looks across to marcus and says 'i cant help you here' ... beautiful

[garratt86]

jamelia is sooooo gorgeous and cute and funny, I just had to mention that

[EllysaE]

What a good looking panel tonight! 

[FlumblesMum]

To the person who dislikes this; Did you not know what this programme is about when you decided to watch it on youtube, and discovered it wasn't to your taste? Or did you come here just so that you could say you dislike Would I Lie To You? Who are you telling you disliked it? The BBC? Mrmoody? Whatever your reasons for taking the time to click the dislike button, what a waste of time.

[MrDg0000]

@FlumblesMum you need a chillaxative

[daedralord1]

hmmmmm i hope rob knows that the producers are giving him angus's intro jokes

and im afraid angus pulled em off much better...i like u rob, but angus is a legend and so scarcatsic that it was great

[FallenPureAngelX]

@daedralord1 what actually happened to Angus?

[daedralord1]

@FallenPureAngelX well word id (if u believe rumours) that some his jokes or remarks didnt go down well with the producers and he could not be himself basically, so eh left...thats what sum peeps reckion

same thing happend with farnkie boyle on mock of the week...the censors told him to be milder..so he left

its a shame cos angus is a fantastic host of any show...even with the scandal years ago..he is still very much in demand....hes a true pro

[FallenPureAngelX]

@daedralord1 That sucks though..I knew about Frankie Boyle which was really depressing (even though MTW is still a great show) but I hate that all these great comedians have to quit because they can't do their own material

[daedralord1]

@FallenPureAngelX yep..the world is going mad,..soon enough we wont have shows where people can speak their minds or slag off so called celebrities who do stupid things in public

sorry for my typing, i try to type too fast

least we still have hislop and merton on HIGNFY yay

[coltmanm]

lollll soo funny

[booshloverfor4ever]

Go Marcus!!!

[dylandior123]

I love Jamelia. She has this way about her that she says things without thinking. Loved her on Buzzcocks, too.

Hilarious.

[JulesWiiind]

@dylandior123 Javine the slaaaaaag! :)

[coltmanm]

the toilet paper lol 

[standup001]

I love how Jimmy who is the host of 2 shows

(Big Fat Quiz Of The Year and 8 out of 10 Cats) is in the "passenger" seat here and gets weird comments from Jamilia :)

[CaptainUseless15]

Wow, 1 person has no sense of humour :)

[viperswhip]

I love how casually mean Jamelia is, it's like watching an accident happen. She's the same on NMtB.

[357Snowball]

Jimmy looks so sad... And like a ventriloquist dummy.

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[357Snowball]

Of course, the shape of toilet paper is of extreme importance.

Jimmys face!!!!!!

[357Snowball]

You've got to love Jimmy carr. So funny at 4:20 ish when jerrys miming digging a hole...

[BloodWolf444]

well it could be true because of...his face LMFAO

[Chariset]

Poor Jimmy. He's been on this show three times and he's had a rough time of it all three times.

[standup001]

@Chariset but he´s not the guy who it´s easy to pick on, he´s got a cheeky answer for everything so I think he can handle it :)

[AvalaDemson]

He actually looks scarily like a ventriliquists dummy!

[GoldXrose]

i luv how david mitchel sticks up for jamelia haha

[HeatherRawriee]

Aw! Jimmy Carr, I love you - no matter how large your face is :D <3

[jjibril]

looool

[thechewydude]

She's the kind of black woman you'd like to try in a kinky mood. :)

[benik123]

This may sound weird, but Marcus must be the coolest dad in the whole world!

I wish I was 5 years old and that he could adopt me...

[ThePudgester]

is David checking his phone at 3:32?

[ac9milan]

@ThePudgester you mean 5:32. I dunno, but he seems more interested in whatever he's doing than Jamilia.

[ThePudgester]

@ac9milan yea sorry 5:32

[clairemsh]

LOVE Rob!!! he makes the show so much funnier!!

[L0rM]

Jimmys face.. that part had me in stiches!

[Cmr33xx]

jimmy carr was on twice :P

[DragonSporks]

9:13 - 9:16

YES.

[Pronchi]

cuddos to mr moody

[Lunga95]

rob brydons gay looking wave at the start is nowhere near as funny as the shadow gags from seasons 1 & 2

[ELuhn]

A completely stray thought, but wouldn't David Mitchell play a wonderful psychotic murderer in a suspense movie? Something about his eyes. He could be the "Courtesy Killer," prowling the night, correcting people's grammar -- with a chain saw!!

[TheConciseStatement]

Nice! It should be a Dexter/vigilante like plot where he slaughters sex offenders. The poster should just be black with Mitchell peering over his own shoulder, and in red the tagline reads :

'The peep show... is over.'

[DrunkenScribbler]

Even if I can't get Mitchell to be in it, I want to write that script...

[Sil4s]

In a comedy maybe, we know him too well to be a serious killer.

[inventiveinsanity]

@ELuhn This summer.... prepare for evil.... prepare to have your colons smashed! and your apostraphes destroyed!

[Dormyr]

@ELuhn That's fantastic. The scene: A Chav is walking along chatting into his mobile saying, "I ain't done nufink!" Then David Mitchell comes out and guts him lol

[stoprainingonme]

@Dormyr I would love to see that.

[guysmiley00]

@ELuhn No way, he'd be the brutally efficient and brilliant sort of killer, kidnapping people and having them conjugate irregular verbs whilst inflicting horrific "Saw"-style tortures when they got it wrong.

[MCFreck]

@ELuhn : David Mitchell has a condition(I forget the name) where he has no colour in his eyes, so they're very dark.

[bechaa01]

@MCFreck no he doesn't have aniridia. this means he has no iris and therefore wouldn't be able to work in a tv studio due to the bright lights and severe light sensitivity

[daughterofbastet]

@MCFreck If he had no clor in his eyes... wouldn't they be red? A lack of pigment in humans is known as albinism...

[imissrose123]

@ELuhn I think 'correcting people's grammar with a chain saw' might be the awesomest thing I've heard all day. Thank you for that. :')

[knoble430]

@ELuhn That would indeed be awesome, probably eclipse all competition.

[fritspas]

@ELuhn

his eyes aren't all that psychotic, his laugh is though!

[modelhammer]

great guests this episode

[BentonRox]

I love this episode! Thanks Moody