Internet Kill Switch

[Stormwern]

The power to shut down the entire internet is actually pretty harmless, because noone would dare to do that unless there was an actual 24-esque threat to the world. The ability to shut down individual websites is far more scary.

[bearpatch626]

i know what u mean... bad pRT ABOUT IT... HERE IN THE US WHEN THEY PASSED THE BILL FOR THE KILL SWITCH THEY MADE IT ILLEGAL TO MAKE SUCH NODES .... BUMMER HUH?

[replay0018]

I don't understand, what is turning off the Internet going to do?? Even if there was a Virus loose, it would probably only affect the Windows systems. Many Internet servers are running UNIX. Cyberterrorist attack? Hope the Government is running OpenBSD. If their not, then STFU and expect to get hacked!

[stevebloodymckenna]

She is such a cute English girl! great job presenting!:)

[TityMuncher713]

if the internet was killed americans would not have that much of a pronlem with obesity

[leotamer5]

If the internet is shutdown it would Worldworld 3 us vs the who ever gets in our way of the internet.

[Magician20034]

nice boobs

[rh2006fan]

That cowboy clip is from Bonanza :D of Little Joe :D :D The episode with the Pony Express I think :D

[Alb1]

"I go online sometimes : (" was too cute. <3

[Goraiders75]

does molly have a ring on her left hand? i hope not, but icant find a video of her left hand

[drappke]

China used the internet kill switch today in a couple of provinces to prevent protests...

[roidroid]

it wouldn't be too bad. Society should have an internet holiday every now and again, we can stop pretending that whatever is happening on the other side of the world in Egypt has any real influence on our daily lives for once.

ie: News

[Derka33]

yeah, internet killswitch is a great idea. Along with taking the first amendment and using it as toilet paper. If you wanna play "who can say the most moronic statement game" dont do it on youtube. The world is bad enough living with you zombies who want to destroy every right we have... really we dont care what you think.

[FuzzyFish]

Yay 99/4a!

[URProductions]

Internet kill switch? Probably a good idea really.

[arrisstuff]

If I were in cairo right now the last thing I'd be worried about is supporting wikileaks.....

[Rawful42]

Lol I can just imagine a guy on a horse telling me 0110100001101001

[thtredheadguy]

@Rawful42 Computers don't use binary code anymore.

[KaptenN]

@thtredheadguy Yes they do. Quantum computers haven't been invented yet. At least not so that can be used outside laboratories. I suggest you read up before you state things like that.

[TheSeanMichaeltion]

"I go online sometimes." I got it. lol

[BetaTowerofyikkYt]

If theres an electromagnetic ball the size of Jupiter coming towards Earth and we die, it doesnt really matter if the internet or music or TV is gone, because we wont be there for it. Its at 0:51.

[AnarchyEngineer]

"You can picture that guy underground somewhere hidden in the desert"- I never knew Osama had an internet kill switch.

[plm123456100]

No more... Porn XD

[Ac3ofspades85]

@plm123456100 true i will be masterbating and the internet shuts down i will be like FUCK YOU ( insert presidents name here ) then i will have to look at a playboy. you guys agree

[DuaIl]

i thought she gonna say no more pr0n :(

[inventorOz84]

no more molly :( , please don't kill the internet. i needs to see molly

[RoCK3rAD]

@inventorOz84 download the videos then

[inventorOz84]

@RoCK3rAD

But she is different everyday...She is that kind of woman... :) She is like the sea.

[RoCK3rAD]

@inventorOz84 So is Rosie O'Donnell =) she's mah kind of woman strong as a bull and looks like one too<3

[MightySaturn5]

@RoCK3rAD I love Rosies jutting jaw and grindy voice, her beauty is so overwhelming that I barely hear her evil vocal chords squeaking like a peanut riddled shit flying out of my ass like Mr. Softee soft serve on a 108 degree day

[RoCK3rAD]

@MightySaturn5 She's just has an aura about her that makes me.... Oh Rosie's sweet delicate-to-the-touch flabs are magnificent in every way especially since they are unlimited in number, but you gota admit her most amazing feature is hands down that beautiful bulging adams apple oh how majestic

[MightySaturn5]

@RoCK3rAD lol...well said

[starfire139]

Why is the term "electromagnetic pulse" coming up all of a sudden? I've heard it 3 times from completely unrelated places in the last week. o.O 

[MrApollonian]

But, but, but, but, what if Love Machine happens???

[pundewhee]

Molly's shirt is flattering, but not revealing enough. Maybe more moisture?

And I agree with whatever she said.

[CharroDavid]

Don't panic blondy, No, it could not happen! Thank God : )

[Fyrsiel]

What's interesting is the fact that a lot of businesses use the internet constantly for (what else?) communication and transference of important files. My own company has to use the internet and email to transfer files (entire books in the form of PDF files) for publishing companies... if they shut off the internet, they'd be shutting down a lot of critical business tools... Wonder how they get around that...

[adv1k]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Quy4life]

whoever this girl's bf is one lucky bastard.

[PerspectiveEngineer]

@ JIYpk. I'll second that motion.

when information is free people are free.

velvet revolution part 2.0

[smsff7]

If there was no more internet, then there would be nore more Mally :( and that would be the saddest part of it all :(

[pkpapers]

The government knows what is best for us. Just ask the average polically correct indoctrinee -- or neo-con indoctrinee.

[0Slaxer0]

If the internet is gone won't all the data be lost? like bank and school datas? imagine...

[bluesmoke21]

They want to make an "Internet Kill Switch" because of websites like WikiLeaks, and prevent organisations like Zeitgeist Movement to spread the truth! The 3rd World War is at our doorstep. They don't want to kill the Internet to prevent the war, they want to prevent information from spreading, hence: Information is power!!! We can't allow Internet to be brought down, we must protect the Internet at all costs!

[MightySaturn5]

@bluesmoke21 relax charlie, I've invented an internet re-establish switch that used a grandular power if you will thats in the same size as Dorito powder, basically I sprinkle a bit on the lever and due to Doritos life giving properties any kill becomes an un-kill.

[highac3s]

1:38 mememolly account reference lol

[TheRhythmhawk]

Geeze, Molly, you are part newscaster and part comedian :) And, you do make a valid point when it comes to being on line...

[florianwicher]

molly looks like polly scattergood ^^

[greengronirandom]

...no more Molly?

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, REVOLUTION!!

[XxWhoopaxX]

the day the internet dies, a little piece of my sanity will go with it <3 lol =P

[PsychoRevolutionary]

Y'know when you're eating cheez-its... and you drop one?? D:

[jordana8899]

Hey ...If I can change the alphabet....I'd put I and U together!

[Sonesifi]

@jordana8899 Actually, It would be U and I together, in the basic rule of the other before yourself.

[jordana8899]

@Sonesifi STFU....I wasn't talking about you. I was referring to her and I

[Megamediaplex]

Idiots who weren't creating companies when they were taking a break on what they really want/wanted/are going/but still are/aren't contemplating what to do.

[hoohfan11]

and dont forget nintendo wifi conectivity

[SimplyEpic101]

"I go online sometimes" <3

[JIYkp]

Anyone want to suggest free international wifi?

[blayzebright]

Now that Egypt has scared everyone, it won't take long for companies to come out with methods to make it much harder.

[stickmanpwner64]

If MY internet got killed, I would declare my house independent from canada, where i live.

[luridplanet]

I'll read about it in the newspaper and in books

[Immutable92]

I subscribed because she has a very pretty face and seems to not be a prick. :)

[carlkirby]

Molly make watching the news fun and sexy

[doctorcatsburger]

The Mollynet



[nabbarros]

no more... porn :O

[pigman2222]

Molly has a pint kill switch between her legs and if you press it with your tongue she'll leak on your face.

[katsujinken10]

lol these solutions are great. Where can one even get a ham radio these days?

[box6666666]

shutting off the internet is one of the only things that would make me get OUT of the house, and be PISSED about it.

exactly what happened in egypt... don't mess with my net, bro

[arrisfilms]

excuse me no music? I have a huge stack of vinyl lps ever heard of those? I was only born in 93 and I remember them, what is wrong with you people.

[spiderobert]

@arrisfilms an EMP would would even prevent your record player from working properly (as they are still electronic). unless of course you're talking about a Victrola or something

[DuffyZeEmu]

@arrisfilms Still needs electricity to spin them, bro

[dalepoop]

@arrisfilms Hey, ever heard of an EMP? That means no electricity whatsoever. Pretty sure your record player runs on electricity. What's wrong with you person?

[chentiangemalc]

@dalepoop pre-1920s 78 RPM players don't need electricity, they wind up.

[arrisfilms]

@dalepoop Who says they run on electricity?

[rncskagez]

if it does happen then all hell breaks lose

[astrozier1]

yeah that is what they are saying if they turn the internet off here in america then we would need to get internet from India but what if their internet is turned off? . sad

[spiderobert]

@astrozier1 if the internet was turned off in america. how the hell would we get internet from India?

[Jeru3]

I dare the german goverment to switch off the internet over here, at least some idiots would finally notice. But it won't happen anyway, wouldn't fit with the whole "cook the frog slowly" strategy. Show em some soccer, change a few laws while everyone is distracted, let some time pass, rinse and repeat...

[TheRydog100]

Bra.

[AlchemistxBankai]

SEND A MESSAGE ON A PONY

[httprover]

Amateur radio wasn't so easy to disable. Perhaps we have undone ourselves this time. Weren't we warned not to trust those who offer new lamps for old?

[SLagonia]

The internet kill switch has been under investigation in America for about a year now. The new internet czar was told to find a way to shut down the internet in order to 'prevent terrorism.' The fact that this kill switch can be used to control the flow of information is rarely mentioned.

[mokosaurio]

I found Molly or a girl that really looks like molly! Please help me find out if it is her!

3w[dot] shockmansion [dot]com /page/3/

[missreported]

The South Park's did it! The South Park's did it! XD

[nicsleeper]

NOOOOOOO!!! who will tell us about chuck Norris? who will tell us about the new video gamez? who will suppy me with all of the online multiplayer video games? WHO DAMN IT!?

[Goldhugz]

If the Internet was shut down, millions of people would lose their jobs. It would send the world into an economic crisis.

[Numbuh7]

@Goldhugz The consequences are even deeper than the big picture. Personally, I rely on the internet for EVERYTHING. I don't have any phone books or maps and I know a lot of others that don't either.

[astrozier1]

@Numbuh7 there are people that work from home because of the internet

[madhatter75]

what I got out of this video is apparently people still read newspapers. And those newspapers use horrible fonts.

[rasalghul5555]

I need a kill switch for my boner after seeing these Rocketboom vids

[kylebeans]

"Send your message on a pony"

/ded

[pppfan103]

Am I the only one who finds the news interesting and not Molly's boobs?

[demonslayer55555585]

@pppfan103 No! But I doubt you don't find Molly at least a little interesting! That woman could turn a gay guy straight faster than you can say BOOBIES!!!!!

[jonthefuzz2]

@pppfan103 i kar abot the news

[videogames73]

if egypt did this, MILLIONS would revolt and kill who ever did this

[NinjaBaconSauce]

@pppfan103 it's a toss up?

who am I kidding it's Molly! All Molly!

[FREAKout59]

@pppfan103 yes

[whatitdoinc]

@pppfan103 THANK YOU!!

[podmember]

@pppfan103 I both of those interesting and stimulating. Both her boobs I mean, not her boobs AND the news...

[Edd360]

@pppfan103 not at all, there are millions of homosexuals worldwide.

[grnlfe01]

@pppfan103 No, it would seem. :)

[randomboostsuperguy]

yes

[TrAsHyOuTkAsT]

@pppfan103 faggot

[ArachD206]

@pppfan103 I truly love both of those things. Though, both of them would seem kinda dull without the other.

Not that Molly is in any way dull. Just the thought of just looking at without her saying anything.

[bakonfreek]

@pppfan103 idk...does molly scaring me about the internet possibly getting shut off count as interested?

[Crazybenjiwoo]

take away molly - increase suicide.

increase suicide = more jobs

[cheddar07]

NO MORE MOLLY I WILL DIE!! :(

[GrimKittyD]

@cheddar07 You should punctuate that sentence a bit better, so we can understand what exactly you mean. I think you meant "No more, Molly, I will die!!", but when I first read it, I thought you meant "No more Molly. I will die!!", and I almost had a heart attack because Molly is a saint. :C

[cheddar07]

@GrimKittyD i think i need grammar classes. any who glad you understood me. I love Molly :)

[iamafractal]

our internet has become far too centralized because the government has allowed monopoly phone and cable companies to grow much too large. they need to be broken up. no company should be able to be in the business of running cables and also selling any kind of service at all. one of the craziest things we have as a result of monopolies is "selling a speed." imagine if you upgraded your pc to be 10x faster. do you pay 10x for the same 100 watts it uses? didn't think so. so why do we pay for speed?

[jamcalx]

bear the mark of the anti-christ...

[somewhereincanada1]

@jamcalx bears are marked by the Anti-Christ???!!! does this mean that his army will have bears in it????

[lb8068]

Oh boo hoo, Egypt has cut off ITz internets. Never mind the people who died in the riots, think about the internet! -_-

[Deluxeta]

She definitely looks like Francine in American Dad!

[allenparagon]

I'm sure blizzard's 11 million strong army would save the day

[Punisheryo]

When she said "Jupiter",i jizzed...

[Blacklockz]

The solution is cognitive radio: /watch?v=2MGkNIB-dhE

[q0zi]

PORN

[bobbert82]

Does that mean the other 5% had like super fast porn.. cough cough* i mean internet?

[Bluey582]

:|

[BTVideos1]

I would be the guy in egypt saying fuck the revolution i just want my lolcats,

[darknessofevil]

@BTVideos1 i see you with that sign and a ano mask on when i read this

[BTVideos1]

@darknessofevil i'm sure there was a member of anon protesting there.

[O0oSorousho0O]

If pro is the opposite of con

Is progress the opposite of congress?

[wwickeddogg]

@O0oSorousho0O No, but Progressive is the opposite of Conservative.

[zymethpwn]

There should be a wireless internet connection on every road connecting to every car!

[codyrulez22]

I NEEDS TEH INTERWEBZ FOR MAH PR0NZ.

[shahherwan93]

Things that would personally change without the internets: - Considerably less masturbation - considerably more effort to get good grades at school. - hence, worse grades at school - considerably less opinions about stuff - considerably more sleep - considerably more friends - considerably better health - ... Oh lawd...

[HomunculusProject]

Things that would personally change without the internets:

- Considerably less masturbation

- considerably more effort to get good grades at school.

- hence, worse grades at school

- considerably less opinions about stuff

- considerably more sleep

- considerably more friends

- considerably better health

- ...

Oh lawd...

[ViperStarFilms]

@HomunculusProject NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!­!!!111

[seriouslyWeird]

@HomunculusProject listing things that would be negative wouldn't even fit into the comment section

[deogrou]

The internet is definitely one of the most awesome and lifechanging things in my life, don't take away the friggin THING! D:<

[Unit06JAW]

No more Molly!!! :(

[PinNeiiY]

Dont take away Molly's internets  :/

[FabulousLakeTahoe]

Write your congressman and tell him to vote against the internet kill switch!

[MAG00GE]

It would be just like the south park episode.

[3rdusername]

Ahhhh now you have me scared about EMP again...

[hellotwat]

i go online sometimes too

[FreeGadgetsConsoles]

Sometimes?

[BizzLeVrai]

Internet hero SAVE THE INTERNET!

[willstokes123]

hah "I go online sometimes"

[anarchius69]

cute

[tanner1ie]

Keep your music films and games on CDs and DvDs, so when the EMP comes you still have the data.

Anything on a hard drive or Ipod would be wiped, while we'd need new microchips to make our CD players, DVD players and Playstations work again they can be replaced :) .

[CoTaHack]

Dont kill the internets, i wouldnt get to see Molly anymoar D=

[carbronica]

Nice shooping

[iwandv]

Thumbs up if you'd like molly in more of these shirts :P

[Rachl0l0l0l0]

I would actually die if my internet was taken away from me.

[v1tusphoenix]

half way.... =[

continued... =]

[dannyboy11490]

DOOOOO ITTTTTT !!!!!

[ProstetnigVogonJeltz]

[...] No more news...

No more Molly. :(

[tanner1ie]

@ProstetnigVogonJeltz She could start visiting us one by one, or in concert venues, but we might only get one or two new stories a year as her world tours would take a while.

Also her appearances would take a while to set up and advertise, because the correspondence and promotion, would be done through the post and in newpapers, as i'm assuming if the internet was down the phone network would be as well :) .

[Dragonfree97]

@ProstetnigVogonJeltz

likes me the thhg2tg reference

[gamefreek24the2d]

Has anyone ever noticed that most of the noobs below me never listen to her and just keep saying "SHE'S BOOTIFUL OMG LOLOL!!1111!!!1!"?

[WJSED0000]

she's fkng hot!

[Mossbell]

No Internet?

No Molly.

The injustice.

[jojkljkl]

:(

[OpiSenpai]

So cute...Molly...

But she's right guys!!

They sahll never take our one tool of unity and porn...

INTERNET SHALL LIVE!!

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

If everyone bout a couple terabites of hard drive, we could all salvage our own. Atleast this would steralize all the virus sites.

[technologywontsaveus]

The internet kill switch is equal to a Molly kill switch, so we can never let this ever happen!

[Spectre1027]

Yeah, because I totaly have the capability to launch a geo-sync. com.-sat.

[vinceandlilly]

Ham Radio FTW!!!

[hero3bash]

now who has the other half?

[wolfekeeper]

There's always packet over avian carrier!!!!!!

[Irishkappa208]

no more............Molly?

[aplayaz2000]

as pretty as u may be, this channel content sucks balls

[AbrielMcPierce]

EMB Blast the size of jupiter would also kill people with pacemakers. Correct? As soon as you said it, that's what I thought about :\ That would really suck.

[bnzo00]

"no more music."? wrong.

i would definitely find a way to play my vinyl records.

[alltimemovie]

no more molly :(

[paulusrantala]

aw dont feel sad molly you can always go watch spongebob from tv :(

[cricketbat08]

I be's thinkin' dat molly be's da hottest chick I ever see'd. dassa fact!

[lodevijk]

In Estonia, the access to the Internet is protected by the constitution.

[VenusDoom3]

if the internet is down, i can't admire molly... and i will not have that

[MrJubblegum]

Really don't take away Molly's Internet, I need her!