I worked with physical therapist in many nursing homes for about thirty years. Most nursing homes have a budget for entertainment or you could get a grant to perform in special locations and not charge the locations. I used to average $100 per hour.
Once I had one of the residents hand me a hundred dollar bill. I went told someone right away what he was doing. They told me that it was okay this time as he was not only a resident but he was also the owner. I made $200 that day.
I love how he tells them to "Not help them with problems like 'getting out of a bed'." He basically tells them "Tell the old people to fuck off if they ask for help."
Part of me is mad because war veterans shouldn't be treated like children...on the other hand, "Clown Clustering" is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.
I am a fledgling comedian. I too, am trying out my material at nursing homes. It hasn't been going as well as I'd initially hoped. They don't seem to care for my smelly old cunt jokes.
I want this video on my SL45i phone.
pacquiaovsmarquezIV 5 days ago
This video is a favorite on Andorra
youngchampagne 1 month ago
What the hell i was expecting an epic battle between old people and clowns. :(
YosukeComicRelief 9 months ago 3
whatisthisidon'teven
forevergitsandff4 10 months ago
Imma let you finish but don't you think that Pockets the Clown had one of the Biggest 2010's ever? Don't hate just check out my channel instead.
Mike2Cold 1 year ago
Me and my homies roll 12 clowns deep for occasions like these. Bring cookies too, keep it real!
nosajman 1 year ago
I really hate clowns.....
cycanine 1 year ago
I worked with physical therapist in many nursing homes for about thirty years. Most nursing homes have a budget for entertainment or you could get a grant to perform in special locations and not charge the locations. I used to average $100 per hour.
Once I had one of the residents hand me a hundred dollar bill. I went told someone right away what he was doing. They told me that it was okay this time as he was not only a resident but he was also the owner. I made $200 that day.
DonReedProductions 1 year ago
OH DEAR...
p4kiprincess 1 year ago
holy phuck this shit is fucking tripping me out, why here, why now....where's my attorney
cutt90210 1 year ago
this was so sad to watch
tinasuckss 1 year ago
WTF CHRISTIAN CLOWNS XD
splitka1996 1 year ago
clowns are so cooooool!!!!
nothing4224 1 year ago
don't worry, they all dead now.
notfing 1 year ago
@notfing Thank god, I was getting worried.
Swny910 1 year ago
traumatised old people
Fishlom 1 year ago
0:56
"If they're in need of touch, you touch them."
Really?
Zackmo92 1 year ago 4
"Get permission to come". Screw that, I'm throwing on a clown costume and barging in!
Wirld 1 year ago 3
I would have preferred an invasion of wicked clowns.
Coopersville 1 year ago
Clowns aren't funny!
CommanderTank2k 1 year ago
if their in need of a touch, touch them? lol the fuck
murry001 1 year ago
I think more people find clowns scary rather than entertaining, thanks to Stephen King. Thank you too Kenny.
chype 1 year ago
When the group of clowns came in that guy had a look like "THE CLOWNS! THEY HAVE FINALLY FOUND ME AND HAVE COME TO TAKE WHAT'S THEIRS!"
thesmileyemo 1 year ago
thanks kenny
kooliso123 1 year ago 3
2.36 on "....or if they ask you to switch off their life support/oxygen machine"
hellokitty90000 2 years ago 3
looks like they mixed up the painkillers with the lsd
hellokitty90000 2 years ago
why does this bum me out?!
zipKINGofROCK 2 years ago
from 2:00 looks like a deleted scene from "The Warriors"! And deleted for a damn good reason.
OFR 2 years ago 2
THATS PRETTY FUCKIN SCARY....
tffnytclbrn 2 years ago
lol this video probley pissed old people off who still have there mental awarness
Crazyman1212 2 years ago 4
If they need touched, touch them.
StarvingMindx 2 years ago 5
ahahahahhahahahaha 2:00 to 2:20 im dyin!
hvylobster 2 years ago 4
hahahaha me too
wow the guy's face
w00tdocta 2 years ago
It looks like that guy is having a heart attack
hellokitty90000 2 years ago
In some cultures they honor their elders. In America, we play gags on them. Nice.
mompeebops 2 years ago
In some cultures they honor their elders. In America, we play gags on them. Nice.
garion333 3 years ago 3
lol 1:10 thought other clown was giving the old guy a quickie...
mute220 3 years ago
2:10 lol
slvationarmysldr 3 years ago
lololololol
jesuisunpirate 3 years ago
Step 1: Call first and get permission
Axion22 3 years ago
I love how he tells them to "Not help them with problems like 'getting out of a bed'." He basically tells them "Tell the old people to fuck off if they ask for help."
guitarhero2 3 years ago
i would rather see these clowns than some faggot ass juggalos.
brightwhiteass 3 years ago 16
Word.
Cokeylata 3 years ago
@brightwhiteass
LOL juggalos are the worst form of white trash in existence
spinaltap862 1 year ago
@brightwhiteass Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
frrrrrunkis 1 year ago
clowns rule
grantmaster13 3 years ago
wouldn't bringing clowns to nursing homes make it worse?wouldn't the elderly get scared and have heart attacks?
0090002883 3 years ago
2:00 - 2:19 is the funniest thing i've ever seen. lmao.
wonderboy62689 3 years ago
I was a clown for 15 years. It is fun to make people laugh. The elderly need to be held and kissed in rest homes.
glennmontana54 3 years ago 2
are you in this vid?
0090002883 3 years ago 2
well I dont know about that.
virgin4lyfe 2 years ago
clowns will fuckin' kill you
RockyRyanCyrus 3 years ago 5
Yes. Yes they will.
Nisori 3 years ago
Ahh!! I'm going to have night mares after this video. o.o;;;
I hate clowns...
nummynomnom 3 years ago
I think old people would rather be lonely than have a clown visit.
dzimmerman86 3 years ago 28
the title of this video is very misleading. i wanted to see some clowns eat some old people.
thumbs down!
gookinboots 3 years ago 4
wankers
poobear71 3 years ago
sickest shit ever, i got abused by a clown, in the ass.
cafemondo 3 years ago
02:14 The most reasonable reaction to the given situation
gydorack 3 years ago
CREEPIEST.THING.EVER.
3rdMARTINI 3 years ago
Omg. omg no!
crossfyer 3 years ago
ufff who makes these videos. and more over....who the hell would ever chose clowning as a profession?! urgh
mikefm4 3 years ago
Always hated clowns ... I would fucking kill them if I were one of these old people.
VHASE 3 years ago
Yes. Clowns are evil.
camtra1 3 years ago 5
They neglected to mention getting permission to use balloons in hospitals/nursing homes....super dangerous for anyone with latex allergy!
Okay, wiseguys, get busy with the jokes :)
apocalypsynch 3 years ago
Part of me is mad because war veterans shouldn't be treated like children...on the other hand, "Clown Clustering" is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Joshypooo1 4 years ago 3
ARE THE BEST VIDEO OF THE YOUTUBE!
draEsme 4 years ago
What I got out of this was "don't clown-cluster" and "don't help old people", both of which are very valid points.
JKsWatchables 4 years ago 3
ill need thermal goggles and a shotgun..........
uberpwnage069 4 years ago
if i end up in a nusing home there will be a battle!!
caelitusmihivires 4 years ago 2
I am a fledgling comedian. I too, am trying out my material at nursing homes. It hasn't been going as well as I'd initially hoped. They don't seem to care for my smelly old cunt jokes.
dunskie 4 years ago 4
WTF!
nibbles819 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHa "A large cluster of clowns" cracked me up. I'm kind of scared.
omygodistooheavy 4 years ago 2
me too, that was the funiest part
joeyvigil 4 years ago
um....i do not know what to say...
UnrealForeal 4 years ago
I long for touch also. Touch my horn pipe dirty clown!
neomrdo 4 years ago
;~;
MadamFoogie 4 years ago
"There are a few common sense rules, that clowns ought to be aware of"... They're CLOWNS, they don't have common sense!
24v7v420 4 years ago
*in an old guy voice* TO THE APPLESAUCE MOBILE!
guitarhero2 4 years ago
that wasnt a battle. that wasnt even funny
ScaryRonald 4 years ago
yes it was
joeyvigil 4 years ago
Aww, I feel sorry for those old people
papatoony 4 years ago
Great find
ShearerTerror 4 years ago
this is funny?
phoenixfyre17 5 years ago
I have watched this several times over. Fantastic footage. Sweet screams.
beefyben 5 years ago
worst nightmare, more like BEST NIGHTMARE LOL
b0bd0le 5 years ago