COMPLETE with TRANSCRIPTION: Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago Stand-up Comedy Pick-up Lines

[WackyHaters357]

D uploader was gay

[chadpatiriktirik]

@WackyHaters357 The commenter was gay. =)) And narrow-minded to boot. :))

[ikawtuboization]

Bentang comedian AMP! Haha. Ang galaw ng kamay mo! Pero oks lang. Funny pa rin si Sen Miriam! :D

[scarycatsscaringcats]

katakot cguro maging prof si miriam...

[mizwyn]

hahahahaha....... love Senator Miriam... the best!

[riikochan0590]

hahaha iloveyou sen. mirriam :)

[kertzey]

tawa ka ng tawa eh di ko tuloy marining yung ibang parts na sinasabi ni miriam LOL!

[witchking008]

WOOOHOO!!

[thezachstar18]

hay naku bawat salita tumatawa.. anu ba ung nakakatawa ung joke ni miriam o yung pagmumukha niya.. hayzzzz... ok na rin narinig ko nmn ung iba.. Gnun ba mga student dyan mabilis patawanin or mga deprived lng tlga sa mga jokes.. hehehe.. peace!!

[angelicaroars29]

@thezachstar18 Excuse me? Bakit, matalino ka ba? Ay malamang hindi. Siguro kung ilalapit ka kay Senator Miriam, isa ka lang malaking tanga na tinubuan ng tao. Kilalanin mo kung sinong nilalait mo okay? :D Sigurado ako isa ka sa mga "Others" na bitter saming mga taga-UP. :)

[pinkurple07]

Hahaha!! Grabe!

[MegaSapphire23]

..nice..



[MrPARTEYPARTEY]

anu ung sagot ng 1st Q&A na jokes?ung "babaeng mataba.,.,tapos sasabihin mo siyang mataba siya na hindi mababastos"..,?

[salvadoroars]

@MrPARTEYPARTEY i think she said "Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?" LOoooL

[MrPARTEYPARTEY]

"saketerasumthing2x" ka ba sa sa "UOCsumthing2x".,.,kasi u give me hope and more..,,ano ung "something" na part?

[chadpatiriktirik]

@MrPARTEYPARTEY Please check the complete transcription posted above. :)

[kevin12343436]

Para fair ang labanan sa 2012 magpadala tayo ng interpreter. wahahahahah

[kevin12343436]

Di ko ma-download to. Invalid Link daw,.. :(

[ms7reddevils]

this is so funny, she's really smart. I had the same first impression when I first saw her but if you look pass that she is actually more than what the media portrays her to be and i'm not bias coz i'm not from UP

[kmeenlnoetth]

Boy Pick up vs, Miriam

[fannyhill13]

"sana naka off ang ilaw para tayo nalang mag-on." havey na havey!!!

[18xtine]

what was her answer sa question na "pano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba sya nang hindi sya nababastos?" .. hehehe, hindi ko po kasi marinig eh.

what an epic vid!! 2 thumbs up :)

[chadpatiriktirik]

@18xtine HAhaha. :)) Thanks! :P

Miss, Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo? :P

For the complete transcript, there's a link in the description box. ;)

[lobregatsean24]

 you absolutely enjoy listening ehh?

[chadpatiriktirik]

@lobregatsean24 Yeah we did enjoy listening. :)

[TheElvin27]

thanks bro for the upload ! dami kong tawa haha :))

[chadpatiriktirik]

@TheElvin27 No problemo, Mister. ;) Kami din. Haha. :)) NExt time na bumisita si Mme. Defensor-Santiago magdadala na ako ng tripod at lahat. :))

[TheElvin27]

@chadpatiriktirik hahaha ...cge sama mo ndin ako susunod haha :))

[chadpatiriktirik]

@TheElvin27 Sure, haha. :))

[fatalfriend]

Pick-up lines stat at 5:00...

[plsartorio22]

hahahahahahahaah im a certified fan of miriam defensor santiago...

[kevin12343436]

ang cute-cute nung lalaking tumatawa.. I'm sure of it. :)

ang galing ni mirriam.. wahahahahah pasok-na-pasok sa comedy bar..

[chadpatiriktirik]

@kevin12343436 Haha. :) Thanks! :P

[kevin12343436]

@chadpatiriktirik ahhh! ikaw ba yung tumatawa? hahahahah

[lhanzchiyo]

@chadpatiriktirik hahaha.. Dami kong tawa dito!.. Thank you for sharing!.. I enjoyed it alot, bro!.. :)))

[chadpatiriktirik]

@lhanzchiyo No prob, man. :P

[ianne1215]

inaabangan ko dito sa youtube yung bagong statement ni senator santiago bout womens are superior than men based on bible LOL

[chadpatiriktirik]

@ianne1215 Palink naman kung meron! Haha. :)) I wanna hear. :D

[kalabaw99]

nakakainis yung nagvivideo... ang arte-arte (konyo tone) at sobrang pa-cute.

[chadpatiriktirik]

@kalabaw99 Cute daw kasi talaga. :) If you don't want to watch, don't. Stop hating, please. It's Christmas. :)

[glendavictoria]

Hey, thanks for sharing this. The last time I saw her was when I was in college 20 years ago. Walang kupas. Idol!!! Wish I were back home to see all her speeches. For the haters, don't watch, please! Either put up or shut up.

[chadpatiriktirik]

@glendavictoria Thank you! :) I hope you can come back here, too! She's a treat to watch in videos, but she's more amazing live. :)

[00woodara00]

Epic man! Oh well, some comedians are actually really smart; she can definitely pass as one :))))

[chadpatiriktirik]

@00woodara00 It takes a lot of brain to make people laugh. :) I used to do theater, and comedy was my weakness as an actor. I do fine with writing and directing, tho. :P

[bynxtdr2008]

what lumix model?!?!?!? :)

[chadpatiriktirik]

@bynxtdr2008 FZ100, it's a superzoom, pero I'm upgrading soon. :)

[ominoreg]

I think I wouldv'e enjoyed her talk regardless; but I have to say - it was more fun listening to it with you laughing. =)

[chadpatiriktirik]

@ominoreg Haha, thanks. :)) Think of it as the laughing soundtrack in all those comedy shows. :) Thanks for not being a haterz. :D

[jbwafu]

Idol ko talaga si Sen. Miriam Santiago :)



[boyzon222]

ang pangit ng kumukuha ng video!!!1 sana d ka nalng nag video kung malandi ka nahilu ako sa kuha mo!!!!!

[Excjan11]

ansaya!

[thevoiceize]

ang saya sna kya lng hndi ko naintndihan ung iba..kng sno man ang may mlasakit jan na narinig ung may about sa seasaw, you and i, yosi, mataba, kopyahan, at boobs pkilinaw nman po skn..prang hndi kc completo saya ko na dko naintndihan ung iba...tnx!

[chadpatiriktirik]

@thevoiceize May link sa FB complete transcription dun. :)

[dfairyprince]

i luv her! thnx for taking this vid

[bajay0124]

may bakla ka bang katabi? ahaha jowk lang :P

[domingovl]

Saan makikita sa Facebook?

[chadpatiriktirik]

@domingovl May link sa taas, sa description. :)

[bbgedeon]

anu sabu dun sa mataba na babae kung paanu sasabihin pls hnd k maintndhan kasi eh salamt hahaha

[chadpatiriktirik]

@bbgedeon Miss, Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo? :))

[bbgedeon]

@chadpatiriktirik salamat po grabe kasi yng mga tumatawa nakakdala hahah pero i love miriam here hahaha and thnks

[Reynanfiel1]

@bbgedeon

mang tomas ba lotion mo?

[bbgedeon]

kung sinu man yng natatawa sa 1st part hahaha syu ko natatwa ahhakung panu ka 2mawa ahaha

[VICARIVA]

Me too, not my job to be a camera man but when the occasion rises, I have a cheap tripod that only cost my P500 and makes my video or any other video look like a million bucks. Just a suggestion not a criticism, to make your future videos look good and worthwhile to upload.

p.s. i rather go for a cheap tripod than a shaky video. =)

[chadpatiriktirik]

@VICARIVA Alright then. :) I do have a tripod available though, so I'll make sure to bring that pag may ganitong events. Thanks for the suggestion! :)

[rjpueyo07]

wagas ang tawa mga pare! hahaha

[VICARIVA]

Buy a tripod. The cheapest cost P500 only.

[chadpatiriktirik]

@VICARIVA Hindi ko po trabaho magvideo, I never knew this would happen and taking a video of the event was far from my mind kaya I didn't bring a tripod then. :) I just wanted to record it for fun, when I realized she was joking na, so my friends could see it and feel how funny it was. At the request of people, I uploaded the whole thing, so I would appreciate it if people would stop complaining about the quality of the vid. Salamat! :)

p.s. I don't go for cheap things, sorry. :)

[boyzon222]

@chadpatiriktirik delete mo nalng ang vid mo!!! tago mo sa baol ng lola mo d kaya palibing mo ang pangit ng pag ka kuha mo!!!! pa upload2 ka pa dito sa youtube!!! d ka man lang na hiya!!!!!

[dodongflores]

I am Miriam's avid fan... I like her wits...

[AiraRukawa]

hahaha...

most striking line: "I was fully convinced that all males had the brains of an amoeba."

hands down!!! who says smart pipz cant crack a joke!

its so dumb funny!!! hahaha.

tnx for uploading!!!!

[janaysabel1]

`super LIKE

I LIKE THE DRESS.

[janaysabel1]

`super LIKE



[henr000]

Guy in the background: "stand comedian up"

[lhene00]

laugh trip!!!!!



[lhene00]

laughtrip!!!!!



[tintinpurplish77]

super like!!!

[kris101215]

mga bakla tumahimik kayo!!!!

[0kimemmanuelle]

hahahahaha made me laugh really hard!

[kampel23]

tang ina!! ang iingay nman!!

[ahokey]

hahah pang adik lang :D

[cielo112490]

you shouldve place your camera in a more stable position

[chadpatiriktirik]

@cielo112490 The house was packed and I couldn't really get enough space to move, let alone get space for a sturdier placement of my cam. So yun. I would've if I could've. :)

[richcarpio]

sana magkaroon siya ng guesting sa bubble gang. :D

[nelleaj]

Nice nice. Mukhng pinanganak na ang tatalo kay BOY PICK-UP. :))) Kaso hindi ko msyado naintindihan yung isang part. yung first question sa Q&A.:

Pano mo msassabi na mataba ang isang babae?

Pakiclear nman sagot dyan. Thanks! :D

[chadpatiriktirik]

@nelleaj Check out the transcription on Facebook. Di ko mailink eh. :O Pero yun, kumpleto. :)

[itsvenus4u]

what did she say in 8:28??

[chitru1983]

Sen Miriam, u r already! I lab et!

[coldkaiser]

5 stars sayu idol!!!!

[simple26smile]

HAHAHA nice one MADAM!!!ur the BEST!!!wew!

[akosiarjhay]

Hahaha.. this video is sick.. i so love her :D

[jastinezac]

sobra nakakatawa!! grabe ang pick up lines!

[tintoidricoi]

makatawa ung mga nagvivid ?! hahahaha =)) win si Senator Miriam :3

[jonijao]

HAHHAHAH awesomesauce chady!

[chadpatiriktirik]

@jonijao Thanks, Joni! Hahaha. :)) It was so funny talaga! :))

[dUb10101]

BOY PICK VS MIRIAM PICK UP

[yusei131]

@dUb10101 panalo pa rin si BPU

[IamVonCarlo]

"I will now go to my assigned topic" - I guess that was the funniest part! AHAHAHAHAHA :P

[sweetweng08]

hahahahah super natatawa ako ky meriam defensor. thanks for sharing.

[traineve13]

Galing! ahahahaha! btw, anong gamit mo na Lumix? LX series or GF?

[chadpatiriktirik]

@traineve13 FZ. :) It has nearly all the capabilities of the LX/GF series except the grainy quality at high ISOs. I'm thinking about going full-pledged DSLR with Lumix, though. :) Kaso MAHAL. :))

[pijai]

@traineve13 thank you for posting this full video... ive never laughed so hard like this with sen miriam... i had a really great time when i saw this on the news but watching this whole thing is hilarious thank you! =)

[chadpatiriktirik]

@pijai Haha. :)) No prob. :P Glad you liked it, sorry it's not superawesome quality but it's watchable anyhow. :D

[proximaism]

sarap mo chamcey supsup!!!!

[jashmeene]

Mas masaya siguro kung personal ko 'tong napanood. XD

[chadpatiriktirik]

@jashmeene YEAH! :))

[iamtofuboy]

She should have been declared president during the 1992 elections!

[chadpatiriktirik]

@iamtofuboy Apparently from what I've heard, yeah, she was winning by a huge margin when there was a widespread power outage and when the electricity came back on she already lost. :O So there. That's Philippine politics for you. :P

[iamtofuboy]

@chadpatiriktirik, yeah. That's why she'll always hate Ramos. :)) It kinda makes me wonder how the Philippines would have been if we had a Miriam Defensor-Santiago to call as president. -_-

[proximaism]

@iamtofuboy

i dont think she is cafable of managing the Fhiliffines,she's not as intelligence as me.

[proximaism]

she dozent even know basic kalkulus.

[mitzyco123]

@8:46

[xxElitaOnexx]

my goodness! she made my day! grabe, sya na talaga!

[Imsowasted16368]

Kelan kaya siya mag geguest sa Gandang Gabi Vice?

[phoebeshunkerbell]

hahaha i wish i could meet her some day :)

[chadpatiriktirik]

@phoebeshunkerbell Hang out at Rustan's and S&R. :P Maybe you'd catch her doing her groceries. :D

[phoebeshunkerbell]

@chadpatiriktirik it's stalking! lol thanks

[nikkijaneallison]

My adoration for her just jumped to an unspoken level! Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago Ma'am, you are a living LEGEND. THE BEST.

[markyen23]

sarap ng tawa mo hahaha

[umalimark]

Galing mo naman! Hinanap ko ang buong video ng speech ni Madam Miriam! Naloka ako sa mga banat niya! I love her so much! :)

[chuyax5694]

@chadpatiriktiri take it as a compliment. hahah

[chadpatiriktirik]

@chuyax5694 Alright, I will. :)) May nagsabi nga rin sakin na ang 'adorable' ng laugh ko, eh. Hahahaha. :)) 'Wagas' tsaka 'nice' pa. Andaming adjectives! :))

[fleshy2000]

@chadpatiriktirik thanks for the video, pwede po mag-request na mag-guest sana si senator miraim santiago sa ganda gabi vice

[chuyax5694]

nice laugh dude!!! haha

[chadpatiriktirik]

@chuyax5694 Thanks? :)) Hahaha. :))

[dghseeker]

@chadpatiriktirik Here I am, watching this video again. Haha. Pang-alis boredom. I wish she were my lola :p

[chadpatiriktirik]

@dghseeker Apparently some time back she adopted two young girls and reared them as her own. Maybe you can ask her to adopt you? :) I wouldn't mind. Adoption laws in the Philippines enable a person to inherit both from the biological and adoptive parents, so you're going to be richer, too. :)

[kswsquared]

FTW! haha.

[pixienaa]

ano yung joke na may guy 1 at guy 2? enlighten me! 9:00+ na siya na part.

[majoy101]

ganda ng tawa ni kuya (: sagad!!!

[saflaudx1525]

Natawa naman ako sa tawa mo, kuya.haha :)

[RRavenclawsDiadem]

Naaliw na man ako dito sa video, may laugh track pa sa background lol. Pero grabe, Sen. Defensor-Santiago, unkabogable!

[watchamakulit0409]

the best ka senator.Miriam Defensor-Santiago

[222jamela]

super katawa si miriam,,di nya sinasadya kya nkakatawa

[katchapet]

ang saya ng tawa mo, contagious! hehehe

[vigesa77]

I have always liked Miriam. But this is her greatest speech ever.

[airforcerj]

she does her grocery... meet her several times sa S and R... shes nice...

[TheKamotetops]

BINAY-DEFENSOR SANTIAGO FOR 2016

[talkshitcated]

Isomuchloveyou Madam miriam!!

[christonext]

idol talaga kita madam :-)

sa nag video: ang cute mong tumawa..super like..hehehe

[blitzayne]

This is the best video I ever had seen in my life! ! ! Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago is the most hilarious Senator I've had seen. I SUPER LIKE THIS!!! Thanks to @chadpatiriktirik :DD

[chadpatiriktirik]

@blitzayne No problemo. :)

[jhodipi]

thank you sa pag upload at sa link sa facebook... ang dami kong tawa!! hahaha! kahit alam ko na yung ibang pick-up lines, iba parin ang dating nung sya na ang nag sabi! kakatawa talaga...! haha!

[nytowlmom20]

whahaha! super funny si Ma'am! I remember during my time in UP candy ang pangsukli ng cashier sa UP COOP kpag .50 or .25 cents ang sukli mo! panalo! senator, you're a threat to vice ganda's career. ikaw na! thanks for uploading the video.

[aseanbiodiversity04]

Is this her entire speech? or just the funny part?

[chadpatiriktirik]

@aseanbiodiversity04 Zis just the funny part. I ran out of batt midway into her speech. o_O I have vids, pero they're incomplete. And they're not as funny as this one. :)

[aseanbiodiversity04]

@chadpatiriktirik If it's not too much of a bother, could you please upload the other parts as well (though they're not funny) I need those for my paper. I hope you could help. Thanks. And good job uploading this vid.

[chadpatiriktirik]

@aseanbiodiversity04 Um they're too large, eh, the files take so long to upload. I can give you a photocopy of a transcript of her speech, though, basically what she said in the videos were exactly what was printed on them. :) I don't want to type everything, though. Haha. :)) Come get it from UPD. :P

[aseanbiodiversity04]

@chadpatiriktirik I would if I could. But I'm in UPB. Thanks anyway.

[cocojamable]

@itsmesrh tama! question lang po... is the person who took this video gay?

[chadpatiriktirik]

@cocojamable Um I don't think so. But I'll let you know as soon as I find out. :) Hahaha. :))

[riz2086]

She so funny!!!...ang galing at ang talino nya!! I've always loved her ever since,..thanks for uploading the vid..:))

[cooklikeja]

OMG FTW!!!!!!!!! And oh, winner din ang pagtawa mo! :D Ang sayaaaaaaaa hahahahaha! The best pick-up lines eveeeer! And I just watched My Amnesia Girl a while ago =))

[chadpatiriktirik]

@cooklikeja Thanks? :)) Haha. :)) Ang cute ng pick-up lines. :))

[27favorite]

andaming tawa eh,

[joquirq]

Super laugh... thanx sa upload :)

[zz092083]

si miriam nakakatawa na may silbi pa sa bayan ,di tulad ng presidenteng panot korni na wala pang direksyon mamahala.

[crll111144]

sana pumunta naman sa UPLB si Senator Miriam para kami naman ung humahagalpak sa tawa ngayon. :))

[antonemo5566]

hahaha nakakatawa tong video, magaling na pickup liner talaga sya, hahaha

IDOL!!!!!!!!!

[junsal4]

Galing ni Miriam kaso talo sa cameraman... nabenta na ba?

[c0lleen]

Haha kuya! kung makatawa! benta ka :))

[2011chi]

KUDOS for Senator Miriam!

[vinzapanta]

Thanks. But some of the greatest jokes were overlap by the noise.

[TheWilpay]

Senator Miriam will have a new job when she retires from politics...Our president that we never had...sayang!

[Caijing02]

Paano daw sasabin sa tao n mataba sya n ndi sya nababstos?? ndi ko naintndhn eh.. haha

[sw8tcarinaK]

=) the best talaga c miriam, nabitin ako, nasan n ang kasunod! hahahha =)

[mojosphinx]

"She's gonna be so benta " <------ LOL

[adistein]

@mojosphinx so konyo naman the kuya taking the vid... LOL

[MariconLovesGuiLun]

I love it!! :))

galing ah,pick-up queen hahaha :D

[aseanbiodiversity04]

asan ung transcription?

[TheAngelknives]

if only drinks are allowed..

=D

"Dapat sa isang public servant.. may sense of humor..

kung hindi.. mabilis kang tatanda sa dami ng problema ng bayan.."

- former VP Noli De Castro

[chadpatiriktirik]

@itsmesrh Bakit naman? Hahaha. :))