Duel of the Faiths

[TheWombat1138]

Thanks for your efforts on our behalf. Your videos more often than not make me laugh.

Your skepticism is very refreshing. Um...Damn... I can't think of an appropriate rhyme for refreshing. But that doesn't mean you are not bad-ass.  Keep doing what you do.

[GayTempest]

There should have been a caption at the end saying "inspired by Dr. Suess." lol I loved the poem by the way.

[dirkadirkabro]

@GayTempest lol i was gonna say "dr suess drops acid and gets philosophical" but you pretty much beat me to it :)

[Brandt761]

What does "forsooth" mean?

[BionicDance]

@Brandt761 Forsooth

— adv

archaic in truth; indeed

Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 10th Edition

[Brandt761]

@BionicDance phew, that is one old-ass word.

[LCxCZ]

Wow.. I came here by an accident, I actually wanted to shut the video down after a while, but you've managed to draw me into listening to it all.. Excelent mix of music and poetry, I like the message you're trying to pass on. Good luck with it all ;)

[scheme86]

poetry booooooo!

[TruthSurge]

nice one.

[PhillipRottingham]

This would make a good rap.

[DeathofSpeech]

Oh, I very much like that. Good poem.

[OVNIvisionVideos]

Epic poem

[PacalB]

Hey Bionic ... is that Jesus watching you from the right hand corner of the planet there? Look ... he was watching you !!! :P heheh

[pi3p142]

I like the poem, but damn! You keep describing me so accurately I should create a new channel called lab rat.

[toucan780]

Outstanding work and I just completed watching "Ask An Atheist" and you were an excellent cohost and I hope you will be returning again in the future soon.

[thereforeithought]

Good poem, F+L, great voice for reading. After further consideration, I think you look to be about 23 years old. The reason? Your cheekbones, which are more apparent in this straight-on looking-at-camera vid. Nice cheekbones are a great plus for a woman. And you have them.

[BionicDance]

@thereforeithought I think it's the Native American genetics at play, those cheekbones.

[oscargordon]

I love the new poet BionicDance! Plus your smile definitely brightens my day.

[gunnerdan70]

so...... when are you going to do this in an album with eminem? I kid :d We all know Roxette will be your first choice

[sulthus]

This is the second video that didnt pop up in my "Subscribtions" box wtf!

[BionicDance]

@sulthus It's just YouTube fucking with me; they're taking thirteen years to approve my videos lately.

[sulthus]

@BionicDance I was gonna say I seen it on FB before on here!

[GreatExterminator]

Too bad you couldn't set this to John Williams' music (I wonder how many people will get the title you made).

I'm reminded me of someone I recent conversed with on YouTube; he says he sees personal evidence of a deity, but says its not the sort of evidence that would pass the scrutiny of science.

Yeah....

I have to say your prose is hit and miss; some of it does sound like a poem, but some parts you seem to skip the flow and it sounds more like regular speaking.

[BionicDance]

@GreatExterminator That's actually intentional; some of the liens are made to be spoken less in rhythm and more as if the various stanzas flowed together. They're still in rhythm, but there'z less of an obvious pause between 'em.

[GreatExterminator]

@BionicDance

Oh. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Have you ever thought of doing auto-tune?

[BionicDance]

@GreatExterminator I wouldn't have a clue how. But if someone wants to auto-tune MY vids, by all means. :)

[GreatExterminator]

@BionicDance

If it worked for Carl Sagan, maybe it could work for you. ;)

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

@BionicDance nice poem, you seem to have died your hair black.

Do you remember me btw? I have commented several times on your videos already.

[BionicDance]

@xXBlackxRebelXx Well, your name is kinna memorable.

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

@BionicDance the last comment of mine was telling you on the Sufi vid how not all Sufis are peaceful by quoting the letter of a Sufi leader of a Sufi order who led campaigns of invasion to the Indian subcontinent to force convert Hindus to Islam forever and slaughtering those who were adamant not to and destroying Hindu deities' idols and temples.

[YuiDaoren]

*applause*

[Cujoh]

You should send this to Fox News

[GreatExterminator]

@Cujoh

Fox ignores anything that's based in actual reality.

They only eat woo-woo!

[deepashtray]

Have you tried rapping?

[BionicDance]

@deepashtray Yeah, at karaoke; I've done "T-U-R-T-L-E Power" and "It's All About the Pentiums". I'm not terrible at it, but it's really not my thing.

[43alley]

@BionicDance - On a half shell they´re the heroes four, in this day and age who can ask for more?

The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious, all police and detectives are furious!

Cause they can´t find the source, of this lethally evil force...

Sorry. Carry on ... (and yes, that's from memory. Shut up.)

[BionicDance]

@43alley *grin* This is serious, so give me quarter I was a witness, get me a reporter Call April O'neil in on this case And you better hurry up, there'z no time to waste We need help like quick on the double Have pity on the city; man, it's in trouble We need heroes like the Long Ranger When Tonto came pronto When there was danger They didn't say we'd be there in half an hour Cuz they possessed...Turtle Power! ...also from memory. You have nothing to be ashamed of. :)

[43alley]

@BionicDance - Hahaha! (In my Eddie Murphy Nutty Professor voice) Fabulous! Fabulous!

[Brandt761]

@BionicDance you could try writing metal lyrics instead. You get to be very mystical, and you have the music to go with...

[lightofdamon]

love your hair and rhymes

[Darkfirebrand]

Poems are best when not spun on a whim

But shined as this was, with vigor and vim

When told that science changes too much over the ages

I ask why they believe what's told in the dusty pages

of a book written from second hand knowledge

the kind only taught in a falsified college

these beliefs are baseless, vulgar, without class

and if you don't want to accept this, well just kiss my ass.

[KillermaTV]

Oh if only I was older, female and lesbian... That was meant to be a complement about your likeability (also I like how you rhyme) though it may have seemed just creepy.. I apologize.

[stanwilder1]

Hey BD, This is good stuff! Nice seeing the real you, once in a while.

Thanks =)

[BlankPicketSign]

Not bad... Not bad at all

=^_^=

[sr22gts]

Hehehehe....do I get nerd points for getting the pun immediately?

[ateopuertorico]

Epic win