How To Kill A Vampire

[MissAkitaSan]

Do you really think such of shit exist? >>

[alexfitz85]

Doesnt a sword kill everybody when they're head is chopped off?

[alexfitz85]

When his head got sliced off it was a manikin!

[kaiketsu07]

They are scared of the Bible? So that means they don't like to read

[jaceberlin30]

a cross will have no effect on a vampire only a cusifix will work

[foreverclover11]

wait, i thought vampires cant go in houses if they are not invited O_O

[LoganHendersonLove1]

cool



[linkfan160]

Why is he walking around in day time?

[manonmoon12]

"a vampire is a deadly and evil creature of the night"  as he's walking about in the fucking daylight? wtf?

[coolkingbol]

0:36 ahhhh i don't think liquor is gonna cut it...

[BDPoppie1]

hb bhubb

[demonicangel227]

Dude, all this is a terrible stereotype. Vampires CAN have control. And no modern vampires "burn up" in sunlight. Besides, this chick has no idea what she's doing. A cross that big? DAMN!

[TheLyokowarrior]

hmmm you forgot to mention that your supposed to put a stake through the heart, cut off the head, stuff the body with garlic, burn the remains and then scatter the ashes at a crossroads for all other instructions consult bram stoker

[TheWhitemanP]

Fuck i was all set except for the sunlight damn you irish weather

[jojolw234]

but what if the vampire goes to church?

[galeofturtle]

hey i am a vampire and i dont drink human blood i settle for animals such as deer and elk

[mandikan2398]

@galeofturtle u dont need blood u need a blood subsitute

[HowHighAreYou96]

Edward, you're f*cked

[BDPoppie1]

@HowHighAreYou96 i know right

[coolkingbol]

@HowHighAreYou96 why can't it be "Bella! do you still wanna be a vampire?"

[Blackfur21]

you want to us? we are vampires wtf? we can be nice -3-

[TheVikiriki]

Throw holy shit on him...

[Darkblade2911]

i don't find this funny, its stupid and insulting at that.

[Maheshravinath]

if making anti female troop must need male soldiers and Anti female weapons such as M60mnigun M16 lazer sniper M82 baret sniper

[Maheshravinath]

yea i agree elimanate all teenage females using F-16 or X-117 anti radar or make anti female troops

[rockkong1]

Wtf the garlic thing doesn't work

I ate some it made me cry alittle bought I still ate it

I am a vampire I know

[rockkong1]

Now I am fucked for watching this I AM A VAMPIRE DAMMIT

[MultiUSERX]

You will need:

a whip

a cloak

a last name called Belmont

the power to fly backwards when you get hit

a 16 bit skin tone

[Marcohazard]

@MultiUSERX optional: pork chops, hearts

[TheXXNESTERXx]

@Marcohazard Castlevania reference

[EmoKid44979]

Lol!! The Bible Is Just A Piece Of Paper On The Book!:D

[PwnzingFilms]

@EmoKid44979 AWWW YEAH F*** JESUS

[CorneliusSpunkwater]

The girl in this video is hot.

[Rider0fLightning]

You forgot that the metal on the sword's blade needs to be silver.

[mrcookie2020]

The true way to kill a vampire is to pierce its heart with a blessed stake, chop off its head, burn the corpse, pour holy water on the ashes, spread the ashes at a crossroads. For further instruction please consult Bram Stoker.

[SmKDavid]

u forgot 1 way ... waching this vid ... ima already diying -.-

[dragnarok1134]

That girl has one big fucking forehead.

[TehFallenGod]

Killing a vampire with wooden stake through heart or removing the head is 100% sure way to kill a vampire? Imagine how many of the living things can live with a wooden stake through the heart or without head? think about it.

[Marcohazard]

You will need: a group of armed forces, firearms, nuke

Step 1: Hijack a military missile base for the nuke

Step 2: Get all the nuclear warheads

Step 3: Blow up everything with NUKE!

let's see how they survive the explosion... or lack of pure human blood.

[Sarahvampirechic11]

other ways: have Buffy the Vampire Slayer on speed dial.It's rly just a boggart and u say Riddikulus and it goes away. Fire.

[FrooZenMt2]

LMAO the stake is bigger than the hammer haha

[JustPlainBored00]

Or just shoot him....

[Stallionrider001]

I am a vampire too and I find this offensive as well, I cannot believe some of the myths floating around concerning vampires!

[MechaKameleon]

Why was the vampire always in the girl's house? The only way that a vampire is allowed to enter someone's house is if he is invited in.

[SaurfangC]

that be a big cross

[BlackholedudemanG]

I am vampire and I find this offending.

[DeathofMagikarp]

Whoever wrote this has obviously never heard of Alucard.

[wehatejustinbieber12]

im glad i know vampires aren't real

[9000sw]

only chuck norris can kill a vampire

[darkblood626]

I have watched 6 of these vidiojug how to vids in a row and every single one has begun with that dam unskipable kids making Rice Crispy faces add.

[jakcwb]

I thought it said "How to kill a vagina!"

Oops!

[GuyOfAwsomeAwsomenes]

2:35 if you are being constantly harassed by vladimir the only way to stop him is to focus him

[Atriviality]

What if he's a Jewish vampire?

[AliceCullennj1920]

Omg why would you want 2 kill a vampire? We are awsome......L mean they are awsome.....Mohahahaha!

[DoomStark1]

so I'm gonna carry around my bible and sword everywhere i go nao :3

[Valinxh]

Vampires don't burn in sunlight, they just sparkle

[kankuj23]

@Valinxh only in twilight crap

[hunterpeterson81095]

@Valinxh heterosexual vampires need to be killed with the stuff in the video

[josephpogi621]

do splinters to the nuts work as well ?

[FemaleFanFire]

i am a vampire and all those things are myths! I had garlic last night and right now im in direct sunlight! but ya if you cut off my head i will die but so will everyone else on the planet! and if you put a steak through my heart i will die but not turn to ash! I go to church and when I'm there i handled a bible many times! an i am a bloodsucking creature but i don't just hunt at night......

[sofarle]

Bye bye Edward!!! Time to die !!!

[Marcohazard]

um... what about firearm and high explosive? does .50cal silver bullets works?

does rocket launchers works? how about a nuke... what?!

[hunterpeterson81095]

@Marcohazard silver bullets are werewolves but nukes solve everything my i couldnt find my remote so i nuked hiroshima! wait what?

[IndianaParkWars]

i like blades ways better

[picorettte]

twilight arent vampires... just gay teenagers that stalk people and put some cream on their skin so they fucking sparckle...

[TheDemonSlayer2900]

just use a silver stake (not a beef stake) and drive through his/her heart!

[Beavisfan23]

funny laugh at the end

[frobobobo11]

all this or just buy a nife and cut of his head and if it dosent kill him he still wont see

[Rotneybot]

Edward, Your going down! >=)

[PuffOReilly]

Can i use holy shit? I have no holy water...

[bexharwood]

that was coolish

[PwnzingFilms]

I know how to kill one! Eliminate all the teenage females from the Earth.

[HappyBeautyGirl]

@PwnzingFilms But...but...i'm a girl...

[TheBlueberry5454]

@PwnzingFilms your just mean i happen to be female and my brother like vampire and being female all teen female is offson

[PwnzingFilms]

@TheBlueberry5454 ...

[jhutchyboy1]

@PwnzingFilms but then we would all have to be gay...or single

[SSaorise]

who the fuck gets obssesive over cereal?

[xXxCrepsleyxXx]

LOL

[TaPhJo]

what if someone thought this was real and then killed somebody cuz they thought they were a vampire? O.o ...

[fmark1997]

@TaPhJo then just go tell them "im sorry i thouight your a vampire oh wait your already dead"

[hicash789234]

burn edward burn go back to your fangirls

[AlexandarProdaction]

Just make them watch BLADE they will die from horor

[NintendoCentralFan12]

@AlexandarProdaction If dealing with the ´´Alucard`` type vampire from Hellsing, just kill yourself, that will be less painfull.

[AlexandarProdaction]

@NintendoCentralFan12 you dont belive in that shit

[NintendoCentralFan12]

@AlexandarProdaction Im just kidding, geez.

[kools31]

You forgot a MAJOR detail

A vampire can't enter a home unless the owner/occupant of said home invites the vampire in

[NintendoCentralFan12]

@kools31 That depends on the type of vampire.

[actigene2]

bela lugosi sends his regards.

[alicialee410]

i love vampires why would kill them team edward

[AndrewKelly01]

@alicialee410 what makes you think edward is a vampire?

[hunterfan120]

so i can kick vampire ass with my super soacker and water ballons filled with holy water BADASS! =D edward cullen here i come

[Pokemon226600]

@Mr335432 but then who will u call to kill the werewolf?????

[BlueSquirreels]

Unfortunately this is false. When facing a vampire only 3 of 5 of the items are useful. It is known that, if you are dealing with a old or ancient vampire ( there are those from pilgrim times), you may be faced with the ability that they can with stand sunlight from so much exposure over time, or in other words they ADAPT. Next, Garlic. This as well is fake. Garlic will not even make them shed a tear. But on different terms a stake will work and instead of a hammer make it an axe. (No characters

[elvensith001]

@BlueSquirreels Garlic actually has is a safeguard against many things-- vampires, witches, and ghosts, for example.

In one country, a vampire must bathe in vinegar to preserve it's intestines, in another country, a vampire is repulsed by the strong smell.

The former is a beautiful woman who detaches her torso during the night and uses her long tongue to eat fetuses out of wombs. No kidding.

Strong smells and preservatives are sort of chance-y. Nice to have, but make sure you have a back-up.

[12potatos]

Dumb voice why not the english guy?

[yfamily1000]

you said show him a bible and he will flee into the darkness ok heres another way raise up with a 45 calbire shotgun and the same effects will hapenen =D

[irbb07]

@yfamily1000 ya sence bibles and crosses dont work that stuck is bs. the shotgun sure will work.

[elvensith001]

@irbb07

Actually, that's not true.

The vampire as you know him (as is described in this video) is dependent on chrisitan beliefs. It's sort of like an anti-christian creature.

If every human being were to become atheist, all vampires would cease to exist.

[yfamily1000]

i twlight he dosent explode or blowup in sunlight ................. he sparkles yes he sparkles

[cupcakenero]

lol this is soo fail . you need a silver knife to kill a vampire because if you cut a vampire with a silver knife it will burn and if you stab a vampire heart it will stop beating and thats how you kill a vampire ! and i know because i am one <.< and noo i dont kill people ...yet

[wiseidiot5763]

no, no, no, you guys have it all wrong. You have to kill the head Twilight vampire to get rid of the other Twilight vampires. You must drive a stake through the heart of the "author"

[shain003]

2:50 sadly no longer valid since all they seem to do now is sparkle in the fucking sunlight -___-

[Trevurr]

@shain003 lol, i know, thta's total bs

[juzamundul]

automatic holywater crossbow from van helsing

[Trevurr]

@juzamundul LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!

[SuperEzekial99]

1 other way,get a gun and a silver bullet,pierces skin and kills, idk howe but it does

[yoshtar]

this would be real good advice should they ever turn out to be real because vampires do not age and thus are not a problem that will go away of its own accord

for that reason minus the no sun thing i wouldnt mind being bitten also the whole bats alternate form thing is rather cool

[zanessaharuhi]

eh. i wouldn't really mind if a vampire would bite me just as long it turns me into one. <.< i agree with DuchessAliana a easier way is by twlight x]

[elvensith001]

Um, what about burning them... with FIRE!?

[mogwi1988]

@elvensith001 That works if you happen to have a lighter on hand at all times.

[elvensith001]

@mogwi1988 That's the idea!

:D

That, and a packet of sugar or salt. For the Arithnomaniacs.

[MrZombieslayer123456]

@elvensith001 the vampire wont die but good guess.

[IndianaParkWars]

@MrZombieslayer123456 yes it will, unless its skin can be reattached, watch blade

[SredaMcManijaK]

@elvensith001 Oh no,you can't completely kill them with fire :O I've seen it on Dracula II ,he survived :O if it's in a movie,well,it must be true. xD

[KaiseRex42]

I was a bit frightened! :)

[strike105x]

@buggyboo81: i have everything i need including logic and a set of morals but not because i'm afraid of some god but because i'm doing what i think is right and i also live a fulfilling life probably because i live for myself and my friends not towards pleasuring someone who isn't even proven to exist.

[nagatugiy5]

81 people are vampires

[Coshka77]

Vampires also cannot enter into a house without permission. Wow vampires are the weakest demons lol

[elvensith001]

@Coshka77

I was about to mention that... Although, if they are invited in once, they may come and go freely as they wish, and can also enter public establishments.

So, stay inside your apartment room. Don't go out the threshold, and don't go to the cafe, because your vampire stalker can catch you there.

[Marcohazard]

is it possible to burn them by using a flash grenade ? ? ?

[MCRsuperVAMP]

get ready it's not easy to kill the vampire's 1% of the world population is vampire and they CAN'T burn in the sun thats stupid they are allergic three minutes in sun wil burn them after 1 hour standing(not moving)they die i warn you i'm there messenger they send me to do this and they are walking on the streets there everywhere watch out they are getting pissed and will get the other 99% of the world as there slaves just a warning not a treat

[Roxasfan40]

Damn i'm out of garlic

[S1587915G]

This vid badly needs updating, because there's a problem it fails to address. Many vamps can actually use their overwhelming charisma to make you WANT to let them drain you dry. Just look at heartthrobs like Frank Langella and Gerard Butler. Even the vamp in this vid looks hot, too. What do you do when this happens??

[Qubvo]

@S1587915G I guess it would depend on whether the vampire would kill you or just take a snack from you and let you continue your normal life. See Vampire the Masquerade. :p

[S1587915G]

@Qubvo

Vamp the Masquerade is also behind the times. It belongs to the OLD World of Darkness franchise; the NEW one is Vamp: the Requiem.

We need to keep our info up to date or we won't be able to stay ahead of the vamps -- they'll stay ahead of us and we'll continue to be their victims. :(

[magnumheadshot702]

they forgot that wild roses makes them faint or sumthin...i forget what they do exactly but it still does some mean crap to them

[strike105x]

The idea of vampires is just as gullible as religion which makes just as much sense as this video...

[buggyboo81]

@strike105x so you an atheist? well go fuck yourself. i feel sorry for you because u have no god and so u have nothing

[thelastgoth100]

No mention of wild roses?

[buggyboo81]

@thelastgoth100 what?

[Arnella09]

okay y kill something tht doesnt exist?

[pokemonbluerescuefan]

sometimes i wish i was a vampire lol. it's really good.

[KneeCapHill]

now edward has only a few hours of life

[reaverdeath9999]

To all Christians, your god has never saved one of you, the only time anything has saved a Christian it is because said Christian did something on his/her own.

[the0abriger]

all we want is to live in peace

[wongliangzhein]

all bullshit just call on the lord our saviour and he will do away with this things

[gragertin]

a wooden stake is just a myth, the garlic theory is a myth, garlic is really nothing to a vampire, and as for the sword, some vampires can regenerate, decapition isnt a sure shot kill, sunlight is a slow painful death, and not all vapires are evil you know D=<

[artman40]

Well, steak works too in case vampire happens to be goff.

[supersmashdylan]

actually step 1: have bait, you watch and laugh.

[xCurlGrlx]

hint: carry around holy water in a water gun

[carnagereputation]

You don't need a bible and you can't get sunlight. Just use a bright object.

[iciracu]

to get rid of a vampier there are 2 simpel ways: 1- the hard way! Buy an AK-74 with grenade launcer.... a RPG launcher will do as well.2- the easy way! Show him a pictuer of Hanah montana.... Suerkill!

[rocker466]

@iciracu  xD

[MegaPwnification]

yay swords finnaly i cn buy one :D

[isabuga46]

now we know...

[guro11456]

Hmmm Vampire's are actually real, there are people out there who make cults and they sharpen their teeth, or get new ones, and they actually drink blood.... weird but true, they can go out, they arent affected by, bible,cross,holy water, but the sword and stake and hammer works XD

[xCurlGrlx]

@guro11456 yeah, but they probably think they are repelled by crosses, bibles, or holy water

[soulsongs56]

It's also been said that vampires can not enter someone's house unless they are invited.

[Tiamat489]

Surprisingly all of the descriptions of a vampire are exactly the same as an average WoW player

[vickyt4tori]

omg i feel so stupid im actually watching this

[k9dog1000]

or use a big ass gun with silver

[NationalKnowledge]

Edward cullen HERE I COME!

[renzm519]

y not just call buffy the vampire slayer lol

[Hotsumo666]

Vampires, are evil because there against the laws of nature things arent supposed to live forever, the dont like the sun it makes them weaker, they use fangs to puncture so they can lick up the blood, bibles dont work, garlic just gives them diarieha lol, and all you really gotta do is cut of there fucking head and burn the bodie :D

[nickmcgowan16]

this isnt true all vampires can walk in the sun the dont use there fangs infact some dont have fnags there not scared of bibles crosses holy water and

garlic.

[nickmcgowan16]

there not all evil this all not true all vampires can walk in the sun the dont use there fangs infact some dont have fnags there not scared of bibles crosses holy water and

garlic.

[nickmcgowan16]

there not all evil

[benderunit2]

also you can were a turtule neck so they can not bite you in the neck.

[blackbelt919]

You know what else is good for burning vampires? NAPALM MOTHER FUCKAHS!

[SamoJaSamFaca]

Hillarious

[toothpick77778]

will that rlly cant kill us sunlight just makes us waek garlic i love that on my food 4 a cross and bible i believe in god i loved how holy water taste with blood a stake and hammer yes it will kill me but i wouldnt let u get close to me to try and u get pull a sword out on me u will see how old i rlly am

[winky7575]

@toothpick77778 same here...

[EdwardCullenM1]

5 stars a cool and a O_O And fav

[winky7575]

some vampires do that.... but its some vampires called "day walkers" they are like humans but they drink blood and they hear and see better. and they are mutch stronger.

[Skystar663]

THAT WAS A FAAAIIIILLLL i sware...if a vampire watched this....they'd agree with me, they rnt afraid of bibles crosses and holy water and sun dont work...FAIL

[winky7575]

and.... they burn if they got silver thrugh their skin

[INFECTION197]

@winky7575 thats ware wolfs dummy

[winky7575]

and vampires.... they burn to ash when silver penetrate their skin.

[winky7575]

onion!??! wtf, it is stinky for all creatures whit nose! and im not afraid of that fucking cross or bible or that ugly water! yeh and... vampires can be out in sunlight.

[Rivik616]

Vampyrism actually DOES exist but throw out all the movie and twlight crap. oh and um stake in the heart kills anything its like stake>things with hearts. lol

[mega3005]

vampires aint real if anyone believe this bullshit then he's a kid

[DuchessAliana]

There's an easier way. Just make them watch Twilight. They will die of horror.

[CROWTHEKILLER]

@DuchessAliana

HUAHUAHUAHAU! You are right :D

[mega3005]

good advice but like i said vampires are just a myth they are NOT real

[winky7575]

maby..... maby not...

[FOOFlGHTERS]

@winky7575 "maby" haha