Please don't tell me Jordan Jansen is winning!!! -____- seriously I love Justin and Cody but Jordan just takes it too far! And he sounds sooo much like a girl!
Boy goes to a chemist, "Give me a condom, I'm going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "give me 2 more, Her sis is a bomb & her mom is still hot" During dinner, As soon as his gf's Dad walks in, Boy lowers his head & starts praying. 10 mins were gone & he is still praying his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend - "I never knew you are so religious" Boy - "I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!.." :0
everyone make sure to tweet, it Jeydon has had over 2000 people tweet it while Danny has had only 40 people do it, probably a reason why too. Vote 10 times a day!!
Ouch, yea...you need at least 810 people to vote ten times in order to catch up. Which means you will need at least a few thousand people to jump ahead and continue to do so until the event is over.
You make the dumbest jokes funny! *just saying*
BeautifullyBrokenAsh 1 month ago
please dont be sad, i'll help u clean
mikomakai 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Ddiary09
heard this joke on TED: sarah kay - if i should have a doughter
johnnycash43 2 months ago
My mum just said that this is the kind of joke real estate agents use. XD
Icklewood 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Ddiary09
King Danny shall prevail!!!
hammondeggs94 3 months ago
Vote more people!
hellspawn76 3 months ago
I saw the other guy. He's retarded, and not in a good way, like you.
HannaEdelkamp 3 months ago
you're winning!!!!
MrFreakstad 3 months ago
WE'RE WINNING AGAIN!
97nachotv 3 months ago
well you got twenty votes from me today XD
LivLaugh 3 months ago
LEMON DROPS!!! Keep voting
ROFLCOPTERftw3 3 months ago
I'll vote for you, but you never tell my jokes... dick!
littleloogy 3 months ago 2
You are going to win…I know it :)
samantharutherford 3 months ago
omg omg omg we're winning!!! YESSSS keep it up. we can do this together ppl!
whothefuckisbieber 3 months ago
I'm rootin' for ya buddy.... been voting everyday. Try not to be sad... it ain't over til it's over, and it ain't over yet! Much love to you! <3
laura241984 3 months ago
omg its so close!
chingy4560 3 months ago
it kills me that you dont get enough credit for all the work you do danny. your my favorite youtuber and i dont like seeing you look upset or sad :(
MarshmellowMomoko 3 months ago
I'm tryin my best to help ya win Danny bro, sending your KOW link to everyone and I been voting everyday. Good luck man.
NooneEatsCandyCorn 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
VOTE VOTE VOTE
ZieEntertainer 3 months ago
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR DANNY HE"S SO CLOSE WE CAN DO IT!!!!
jiyumes 3 months ago
Don't get discouraged now Danny!! You can do it!! VOTEVOTEVOTE FOR KING DANNY!!<3
hgielyak1109 3 months ago
How do I vote exactly ?
RedRamDRA 3 months ago 2
@RedRamDRA Go to the link in the description, make an account, vote 10 times a day!
rutgersemp01 3 months ago
don't be sad :(
BreakingHK 3 months ago
i'm voting everyday danny!
BreakingHK 3 months ago
Chin up Danny!
Sydney loves you
Come home!
Bernie who touched the Danny
Bernster2011 3 months ago
Please don't tell me Jordan Jansen is winning!!! -____- seriously I love Justin and Cody but Jordan just takes it too far! And he sounds sooo much like a girl!
GOO DANNY U DESERVE TO WIN:)
madmaddi264 3 months ago
Just voted 20 times like a boss.
squidvis 3 months ago
voteee, we're catching up!
danieljonesnc 3 months ago
Cant believe we are getting beaten by a beiber look alike and his 13 year old fans. Seriously Lemon Drops lift your game.
RiseWithTheFallen222 3 months ago 3
lol i didn't ask i had no idea what the fuck was going on!
cuzimspecial1 3 months ago
Boy goes to a chemist, "Give me a condom, I'm going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "give me 2 more, Her sis is a bomb & her mom is still hot" During dinner, As soon as his gf's Dad walks in, Boy lowers his head & starts praying. 10 mins were gone & he is still praying his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend - "I never knew you are so religious" Boy - "I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!.." :0
JT57285 3 months ago
everyone make sure to tweet, it Jeydon has had over 2000 people tweet it while Danny has had only 40 people do it, probably a reason why too. Vote 10 times a day!!
artistssoftpastels 3 months ago
come on u goddamn lemondrops VOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i know i have !!!!
Theak47forall 3 months ago
All right, we get it. No need to repeat the punch line three times, kills the joke.
denial987 3 months ago
@denial987 danny don't give a shit
cartmanisafatninja 3 months ago 2
my account got banned by the king of web because i wrote a very bad thing bout a very faggy justin bieber looking kid.......................
Im proud
corncerial 3 months ago 2
Awww he's so saad...Dammit people,vote!Vote for Danny,and not for some Bieber that shows how his cat drinks yogurt,for Christ sake! -.-
GadafiReborn35433 3 months ago
tell your gradual report viewers to head over to your ddiary channel and check it out, might get a few more votes.
lellbelle 3 months ago 56
@lellbelle he advertises it on GR too
OshiroTagamaki 3 months ago
@lellbelle I have no idea why the fuck doesn't he do it already?!
Devedza 3 months ago
Ouch, yea...you need at least 810 people to vote ten times in order to catch up. Which means you will need at least a few thousand people to jump ahead and continue to do so until the event is over.
JohnCornnells 3 months ago 30
danny you have to use gradualreport channel too! use it somehow!
markdb666 3 months ago 2
are you drunk? lol its awesome if you are!
tubularjay 3 months ago
At 1:48 it looks like Danny is cursing that weiner eating boy, in his mind.
BortOBob 3 months ago 2
We at least got some chewing gum money rite:)
fanboy8puka8 3 months ago
Thought you were going to play MGS3 theme for a second...
>.>
<.<
MagicalChickenWings 3 months ago
Also, I am excite 4 da mounday vidia. Also, Have a good day/evening sunshine!
howdylee13 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@howdylee13 english isn't your first language, is it?
newman10155 3 months ago
Also, first time being a first. OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD. Have a clean up party! I'm voting for you brosiden!
howdylee13 3 months ago
first!
howdylee13 3 months ago