The Year in Anchor Bloopers, 2009

[gyqz]

How old are these guys laughing at that model falling??? 11??

[foolishsublime]

former top cock former top cop lol omg hahaha

[hmf099]

GO SEXCAGO WHITE COCKS! lmao

[dazax1]

poor old john charles, kept hidden for 20 years and forced to have children.

[ZeroCandy]

Haha at the giant seagull....

[thoughtfinder]

Serving penis.Hahahahaha.Keep fucking that chicken.

[Romerjon17]

1:00 Makes me laugh a lot :D :D :D

[Romerjon17]

Americans are hilarious :D

[xxTJJxx1]

look at the chicks face at 0:32

[Sincopare]

Keep f*cking those chickens!

[x0ticShwty]

lmfaooo 0:40 at the man laughing

[unicronrocks]

LMAO....the large pigeon in the background at :22.

[Romerjon17]

@unicronrocks Its a seagull ;)

[Apollyon511]

Chicago White Cocks hahaha

[clandarkside]

look up "chet cloud" on youtube. he is crazy. he smokes and drinks on the air and calls people poor bastards when he does the weather.

[firstmusic00]

"Dana is off tonight...he was murdered and set on fire"....I laughed until I was blue!! LOL!!

[Irishwit86]

"you keep fucking up chase"?? holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!look at the lady's face after he said that!!!!!! I couldn't fucking believe it!!

[USATheFree]

0:30 "keep fuckin' that chicken" the look on that lady anchor's face was priceless!!!

[kenora33]

@USATheFree priceless!!

[Darwinpasta]

Kept hidden for two decades and forced to bear children...

[Rhademanthus]

The best bit is when the girl can't stop laughing when she was supposed to be talking about a grisly murder.

[IWantDaveKast]

@hhhhh00hh00hhhhh

fuckkin chink

[GodhammerDroz]

I am not homo, but I think Mr Mega555 is an asshole. you hate homos, keep it to yourself you monkey spanking twat!!! you bring shame to "ricans"

[mattsnow81]

0:32 look at the face of the girl!

[YooToobCanSuckIt]

More like "police say they hope someone BIRDened with information..."

AMIRIGHT?

[OluGetMoney]

LMAO "dana is off tonight, he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday"

[Prancingwolf7]

1:10 ROFLMFAO!!!!

[vannakaye93]

haha.

[FordPerfect]

her face at 0:31. full of WIN!

XD

[CowgirlBoots09]

ahahaha.... sex cago white cocks.

[the82spartans]

Haw ha.

- Nelson

[pawlied]

Keep fucking that chicken.

[pfchangs09]

Jonathan Charles I've been kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bare children lmao

[Tedrix6]

omg 0.32 that ladies face is epic

[Zero10814]

"your cities former top cock"

[bluecatfish6]

i like that lil birdy =)

[SgtK3ll]

going rooge?

[Tomorokoshi93]

Rouge.

[hannigan06]

Dana is off tonight he was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday lol.

[Bruner81]

@hannigan06 I swear I laughed at the Dana being off bit for hours!

[Bruner81]

@hannigan06 was my favorite one

[trounbyfire]

why couldn't she stop laughing. my guess is the mug shot of the husband. all very funny

[doomslayer133]

You forgot "The Fuck are you doing?"

[rmf86]

"he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday"

back story on this one please

[JihadiTV]

He started reading the prompter a little too early.

[rmf86]

hilarious

[patmcgillis]

laughing during a murder... classic

[redshoekid12]

i love the ladies face when he says keep fucking that chicken soooo funny

[pAtTs024]

northwest begun serving penis.. LOL..

[theeifyo]

i rofled at that one to Lol

[darklink809]

:32 to :33 is priceless! hahaha

[huntersgeneration]

thumbs up for 1:10 ^.^

[huntersgeneration]

1:10 lmao

[azvarela]

the face on the lady anchor on sec :32 - :33 is priceless

[IFreakingEatPeople]

lmfao at 0:20

[Sthomp10]

serving penis lmfao

[METALL1CAman117]

well daina is off tognight, he was murdered and set on fire hahahahaha something like that

[robotswilltakeover]

0:32 hahhahahaah that ladies face hahaahahahhaha

[CottonInDaCandy]

woooooo ken bastida

[MegaJohny123]

FUCK THAT CHICKEN,Lol

[arminvb05]

Muslim = Terrorist

[Cybergig00]

@arminvb05

Armin Van Buren Sucks

[WhiteTigerOne]

:50 I can haz soul?

[matthew562]

Pause at :32 and look at the gurls face.hilarious

[19504x4]

Dana is off tonight, he was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday

[VinceOmega]

@19504x4

That's a hell of a off day. I could not stop laughing after hearing that.

[mayabelldotcom]

LOL in the start the ladies says penis instead of peanuts. And for that celebrating his birthday statement; you can see that these people just read what they are told & sound convincing without the ability or thought as to what they are saying; they are paid actor announcers that say whatever they are told convincingly. Visit mayabell. com to learn more about media in the Psychology & Media section.

[sadie703]

lol i love the model that fell and the 2 guys laughing at her

and white cocks.. hahah

[mayabelldotcom]

Ok they were male shouvenists laughing at the starved model who could barely walk.

[sadie703]

so them laughing makes them shouvenists.. i woulda fuckin laughed too .. in fact i did when i saw it on the tv the first time

[mayabelldotcom]

Well it is funny because a model can't walk. But those guys are laughing for other reasons. I think she was high on drugs or too weak from starving herself or both, or just drinking alcohol on an empty stomach.

[Hotrodhardy]

just watch msnbc...constant laughter

[pawtucketpanda]

Fuck you.

[treid100182]

JUST WATCH FOXNEWS...

...constant laughter.

[ParadiseOnLand]

[At the bottom of every frozen heart there

is a drop or two of love—just enough to

feed the birds. — Henry Miller]

[Parkilay2]

Haha...Chicago White Cocks.

[TheDon298]

top cock.....TOP COP LOL

[jazzkosova]

ROFL at the model falling and news reporters laughing

[ha3haa3haaa3]

North west began serving penis.. peanuts XD

[IDCFFSGTFO]

yeah its all about the face she makes at 0:32

HAHAHAHHA

[rebelsbaseballizbom]

1:10 to 1:17 thats my news guy!

[dalsrdotcom]

LOL @ 1:10 Ahhahah

[dalsrdotcom]

LOL @ 0:45 hahah

[iAreLuis]

LOL 0:32 @ the expression the girl made. "keep f*cking that chicken"

[shyonsamadi]

"dena is off tonight he was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday" hahahahaa

[ShySupreme]

Yah you tell them lady those stupid shoes are going to be the death of women.

[legosninja1]

lol look at the ladies face at :32

[Gdayguy36]

hahaha chicago white cocks hahaha classic thats exactly what they are a bunch of fucking tiny penises hahaha

[thetricepsguy]

the chicago white cocks,  sox.

[MrMega555]

y is the media fucking up with sex shit most of the time. dudes talk about cocks like opps i fuck up thats gay and nasty

[cwestsupporter]

@mrmega, i think mega is a closet homosexual with all that repressed anti gay rage, come on pal, put on that dress and those panties you've been eying at k-mart and let your gay flag fly

[MrMega555]

thats u not me bro. i fucking hate homos like u that find tha word dick amusing and have 2 go out of ur way and defend the shit by trying 2 reflect ur feelings on me. fuck homo.

[cwestsupporter]

lol @mrmega, go back to your corner little boy, when you want to bring intellect into your comments I might pay attention, but until then, like i said before, go back to your corner silly little boy because you will never match me

[MrMega555]

dont need 2. im good. homo. pato. maricon. mama bicho.

[Milanoir]

@MrMega555 With A username like yours I and other people would of thought that you are supportive of gay rights but guess I was wrong. Also swearing in other spanish doesn't make you cool.

[MrMega555]

see thats why crazy retards like u should have their computer monitor by somebody that has an brain wile they us it. u do understand that u need ur pill. im not trying to b "cool" im rican and thats how i type bitch. coltate la vena cacaria cua cua.

[TheVVanderingStar]

@MrMega555

ooh, somebody's immature >_>

[KillingTheSystem]

ahaha I like how he says burden at 0:22 with a bird in the background.

epic pun.

[spizzeey]

@KillingTheSystem Epic Comment! haha

[SilentEcho33]

the ladys face at :32 FTW!

[treid100182]

Everyday is a blooper reel for FOX News...

simply laughable.

[RoidinRichie]

lol there was only 1 fox video, most of them were nbc

what's "laughable" is how a libtard would even try to bring it up

[cinnabunny33]

"Stopped serving penis-penuts" XD

[Goji73]

0:20

That city must have some bad bird problems...

[TheCISvideos]

The funniest one this year:

"Keep fucking that chicken." Love the girl's face and how awkward it was xD

[TheAMGClub]

@TheCISvideos LOL

Why did he say that???

[happypranksgiving]

I'd love to find out more details about that one...

[PackedFunk]

News lady's face @ :32 seconds is pryceless.

[JayEazy01]

"He was murdered & then set on fire while celebrating his birthday" Lmao

[ItsallaboutwatIthink]

Quite funny. 0:32... LOL what a face. Only in NY FOX NEWS would allow that.

I hate the fact that the female is laughing while reporting about the killing of a female by her husband. She should be fired for that. Unprofessional and careless.

[GreigaSP]

@ItsallaboutwatIthink

no she was laughing @ the guy's mugshot with the wide eyes

[rodriguezplayer]

top cock

[SubmarinerAndroid]

Poor Dana!

[YawnGod]

Ha! Rouge! Epic!

Someone should play more fantasy games.

[bjizzleproducer]

News 4 DC FTW!

[Linkjoy123]

what's with all the news reporter and COCK??

[ItsallaboutwatIthink]

LOL, that's all they are thinking about.

[DSWAGS1]

serving penisl ol

[jdgator95]

The women anchor's face at 0:31.....PRICELESS

[blank404]

news 4 DC is the best!

[Drummboii]

just keep fuckin that chicken

[acmilan32]

the chicago white cocks LMAO

[BroadCastTuber]

Keep fucking that chicken! lmao

the lady face after that was PRICELESS!

[djhenyo]

The woman laughing at the grizzly spousal murder case is just my type! Who is she?

[AirborneSoviet]

1:16...My local news!!

[delio116]

oh this is funny...chris click on this

[asm607]

keep fucking that chicken!

[Dirkzero1]

woah, He's off because he was murdered and set on fire celebrating his birthday?! How did that man get all that out of his mouth without either laughing, or feeling bad.

[FatedForFailure]

Funny stuff. Had to watch it twice.

Keep on pluckin' that chicken.

[Dirkzero1]

haha, thought he said keep fucking that chicken..

[wallabee44]

he did

[barberbeau]

This is brilliant.

"I'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for two decades and forced to bear children."

Haha.

[2009butterflies]

ha ha the pigeon ^* ...

[nickhawk0009]

womans face at 0:31 priceless

[codyjt5150]

at 0:29 let the guy have his fun

[huskeywoofwoof]

omg the chick at 0:31 is hilarious haha

[CPCrew101]

=D LOL !!!!!!!!

[celloprofundo]

Check out the look on the lady in the blue dress when the guy says 'keep on fuckin' that chicken'.. she's like,..." WTF !? "

[maddux1st]

Did that one anchor man say "keep f-ing that cherry"?! WOW

[Dooality]

@maddux1st he said Chicken

[SpencerZettersten]

0:27

I saw that live! laughed my ass off

[bloodyred915]

LOL! White COX!!! xD

[mellxx3]

rofl :D

[autentyk]

the best one missing, roger millions.

[the0dog]

0:21 - 0:24

LOL

[TUi925]

HAHAHA BIGASS BIRD.LOL

[Getoffthetubes]

I'm really curious now about the guy who got set on fire on his birthday. Was that a prompter messup?

[Speakerbowl]

@Getoffthetubes He was saying that the guy was off, then he immediately went into the news story without pausing, he was really talking about a guy who died.

[sl0wm0]

:24 is even better

"I'm Jonathan Charles kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children"

[madman8852]

petphotog sez he has a journalism degree? Now there's an oxymoron.

[galacticSatisfaction]

KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

[kaylacunningham]

dem channel 4 newcasters were crackin up....hahahahaha...good stuff....XDt

[petphotog]

If these were everyday people, I could forgive and overlook the guffaws but these are people that are professional words readers and should know the difference between the words they are saying and the ones they mean to say.

But sadly, most journalist are hired for the on camera appearance more than their intellectual abilities. It is one of the reasons that the general population is going down a downhill slope because we do not value intellectual abilities in public.

[natpaige007]

@petphotog they're not perfect...

[lfshannu]

dude chill their people, they make mystakes

[petphotog]

That is the type of attitude that promotes the lack of intelligence that is so pervasive in our society Today. Would you want a mechanic to work out your car that was that bad? Would you want a doctor to examine you that did so poorly? Would you want to have an employer that showed so little concern about your paycheck?

These are people that are suppose to know how to talk. That is there flipping job. I have a degree in journalism and seeing this and other news shows makes me sick!

[legeeshuh]

you have a degree in journalism and you don't know the difference between "their" and "there" and so you know, they are supposed to know how to talk, not suppose.

People make mistakes, get over it.

[rodriguezplayer]

stfu kid thats what makes it funny

[petphotog]

You just don't get it do you. You are fu(k!ng stupid. No wonder you think it is alright. you act as if the people that are suppose to present the accurate news of the world can say anything they think is right and they are just people get over it.

Mistakes shouldn't be made and it goes way beyond the cutesy bloopers real. The news is full of foolish men and woman that have no idea as to how to conduct interviews of how to investigate stories.

I do know the difference of those words.

[ProProductionStudios]

lol

[Tehpizzahut]

@petphotog No you don't.

[krystinmarie07]

LOL get over it. theyre people not robots! everyone can mispronounce a word by accident. just because they have a degree in journalism doesnt mean they cant say a word wrong now and then. or do you act like youve never said the wrong thing by accident?

[lilCtren]

lmao you got told on by

legeeshuh

[CollegeLoheart]

"He was murder and then set on fire on his birthday".

WTF ?

[galacticSatisfaction]

He needs to learn how to take a breath between topics lol

[CollegeLoheart]

Lmao, I know.

[1019drummer]

lol hahahaha ,Zane's beautiful.........cnn please bring her back!!!!

happy new year everyone.

[awefhiwefiuwafiuhai]

The one at 1:11 was either fake or the teleprompter screwed up. You know how news anchors are with teleprompters; they'll read anything they say no matter how ludicrous they sound because they're so used to doing it.

[ManBrockman]

My fellow anchor couldn't be here tonight he was murderd then set on fire while celebrating his birthday.... LOL WTF!

[G05Box]

1:09 - 1:18

TheFuck?

[RayRai8262]

rooouggee?