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  • You guys rock!

  • Credit card transactions reflecting purchase of adult diapers by males aged between 18 and 40 years old is now considered 'suspicious activity' in many states by DHS because a predominant number of them are emotionally repressed or actively engaged in deviant sexual behavior likely involving babies or toddlers, according to the Department of Homeland Security.

    If 12 cases of diapers is detected over a 3 day period, the cardholder is flagged as a terrorist by the Department of Homeland Security.

  • you gotta love 4409 , they protest in their own way..keep it up guys!

  • Your vids also hit that warm little place in my tummy. Thank you so much, now I can go to bed happy and have good dreams of a world with no PIRATES.

  • Can you say " Fascist Police State" This women is a menace to the american people and she seems a little vindictive. This is the kind of behavior we need to curtail before it spirals out of control. PAPERS PLEASE!!!LOL

  • 11 large boxes of diapers or fewer = normal activity.

    12 or more large boxes of diapers = suspicious activity.

    Yeah, right!

    LOL!

  • @1GodOnlyOne I don't know, babies can fill up diaper pretty fast.

  • @1GodOnlyOne  I don't know, babies can fill up diaper pretty fast.

  • they obviously dont want people stocking up on supplies for when SHTF... 

  • ...diaper Gestapo?..this is where we're going? Amerika..what a country!

  • the picture and the music is hilarious

  • Was that Michael Cera?

  • hat's off to HomeLand Stupidity..

  • THEY WANT TO KNOW ,WHO IS HOARDING !!! ,thats why the stores give loyalty cards ,so they can keep track of buying patterns ,who's buying to much of what and why ,throw that loyalty card in the garbage

  • 1:57 "all-right, well i'll keep on the lookout" DHS "all-right, sure"

  • Way to waste our Homeland security's time. They could have spent the time doing something more useful than answering your stupid phone prank. Get a life.

  • @apaculus666 Like what? DHS reported buying diapers are suspicious.

  • @apaculus666 ya like not doing there job, and find living peoples burnt passport...oh wait wrong govt agencie

  • its because its meth chemists use it in a pvc pipe and blow their fumes through it to reduce the smell. am i the only person that knows this ?

  • @alanomofo are you fucking stupid or some thing ,its not about diapers ,its about monitoring peoples buying patterns ,to see who is stockpiling ,or as they call it hoarding ,try and see the bigger picture ,and wake da fuck up ,dopey :)

  • @RP4409 I have gone to their website and there's nothing there about diapers being suspicious. I've done a search on "Department of Homeland Security" and "diapers". There are a bunch of sites "saying" that buying diapers is considered suspicious.  However, that's it, just people saying the DHS considers buying diapers suspicious.

    That's low, making up things to give yourself credibility, douche bag.

  • Ahh, Arizona...it's just like Disneyland- well, I mean, plus the bigotry and fear. Great family destination.

  • I'll explain: A zillion of used diapers can produce large quantities of methane and ammonia, which can be used to blow stuff up, Saddam was heavily into this but the activities was moved to Japan - or just to possibly make a large part of a city puke, which is very terrorizing to the politicians and their people that must feel the smell. Nevermind the peasants.

  • @SGlass300 you got to do it right. Stocking up on tooth past is suspicious. Anything you stock up on.

  • Wait, on second thought, let others get involved. Everybody, look up Arizona Department of Homeland Security, listen to the recording, press #1# to report a suspicious activity and say somebody is buying a bunch of diapers. Look up the number through Google so you know it’s a real number. Don’t accept the word of a douche bag or an enema bag.

    GET THE FACTS FOR YOURSELF!!!!

  • @RP4409 Enema Bag – provide us with the specific link because I’ve searched over and over can’t see it. Then, call the Arizona Department of Homeland Security, press “1” to report a suspicious activity and ask the detective about it. Remember, I’m a douche bag and can’t do stuff. I’ve done a search on “diapers” and nothing….

    Oh, and I’d rather be a douche bag than an enema bag because of where the nozzle goes. At least you're not calling me Mikey anymore...

  • america, this kind is comical insanity is nothing compared to the horrifically funny madness the UK suffered under 13 years of the 'new labour' government regime, LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN AND DO IT IN THEIR FACES!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • are you shitting me - buying diapers is a suspicious behavior ?

  • Hello mudda, hello fadda.

  • Now they have an excuse for invading the middle-east; surely they have too many diapers.

  • This is AWESOME..nice job. I just have to laugh even though it's not funny (well, yeah it is). Someone is getting paid - by us - to answer these phone calls, he's even a detective?? Lets all start policing each other instead of banding together against these idiots. I think I'll start with my marijuana growing neighbor.....note: sarcasm used for those who don't get it.

  • Hahahahaha...

  • why is it suspicious to buy diapers?

  • @ripharley89 because you use diapers to make large batches of meth

  • makes u wonder what u could do with a truck full of diapers... i mean i want to laugh but what is their concern. i would make a diaper fall out shelter? i would pass them out as masks if we had some kinda threat lol. i would be having secret babies growing up with no world contact? none of those reasons sound good enough.

  • im in love with that girl.haha she terrorizes me.

  • meath heads

  • Too Funny / SAD !!!

  • HAHAHAH

  • ha!!

  • wtf...........................­.......

  • Why are diapers suspicious

  • @ed2kou1 polymers can be used to make explosives! Polymers are the main absorbent in a diaper! it's takes tons though! That's why he wasn't concerned. Now if she would have said he bought a truck full of diapers and is Arab! The world would be over for that poor person!

  • @OffensiveBehaviorTV Well even hair can be used as explosives. >.<

  • That's it! I'm reporting all you guys!

    You guys are ALL terrosits!!!

  • WOW. Homeland security is ACTUALLY staying on the line waiting to hear how many diapers?

    He actually ASKED "how many" diapers. This stuff is really funny.

  • you can yous kids too go boomb thats wy we dont give you the job of home land sicurety their would be no won around but you

  • WHY ARE DIAPERS SUSPICIOUS? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM? CAN DIAPERS BE USED TO MAKE NUCLEAR BOMBS?

    My landlord sent me a leaflet saying people who have more than one mobile phone could be a terrorist, and they should be reported. I myself have two mobile phones so I wonder if I should report myself?, although I am not terrorist. Does having more than one mobile phone really indicate a person could be a terrorist?

  • There are probably at least 20 million people in the States with more than one mobile phone.. Oh noes! Terrorists! They're fuckin everywhere!! PANICCCC

    The only reason they put out these stupid lists of 'things to look out for' is to satisfy and feed peoples' irrational need to be 'doing something' even if that something is completely useless. It's the only way they can successfully maintain the heightened level of fear with which they manipulate, enslave and abuse the citizenry of America.

  • Yes, please report yourself. Please, all my bosses have 2 also -- I better report all of them.

  • OH SHIT we got a 12 diaper buyer here, call SWAT.

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  • Sounds like thought crime to me, im afraid you are going to have to accompany me down to the ministry of love for re-education.

  • Big Brother is watching

  • learn to become invisible

  • "learn to become invisible" - diogeneslaertius666

    You know we can do this now, right? A bit pricey though ;)

  • Okay, from the picture I thought that maybe they were going to claim that you could use the lining to make gas masks or something :P

    But are they actually just listing it because people might be stocking a bunker?? Bloody hell, don't they know you can get non-disposable (washable) diapers? They're healthier for the kid and the environment... And by the time I get around to having kids I'll have a robot to do the diaper changing so that won't be a problem :P

    But umm yeah.. DHS = useless.

  • Most studies show that they aren't any better for the environment considering the water usage and contamination. And considering that in a bunker situation water would be at a premium, I don't think you would want to use your drinking water to wash the body wastes out of a cloth diaper.

  • You have good points there, I haven't actually given that particular facet of bunker survival much thought, I must admit :P

    I guess I was assuming I'd have a ready supply of water and the facilities to purify it. I maintain that the robot is totally going to have to happen though. Screw doing that job myself :D

  • This is completely random.

  • but on the flip side this is super funny...what was the response to the last question...? LOL

  • i had heard that it is against the law to hoard food, water, etc....? this is insane...no more that 3 mos. worth in stock...that they would have the right to confiscate the excess...?

    Remember to never use your market discount cards bc they have on record how much you have bought...when i heard of this i found out that there are ways around this...folks, we need to use our heads at all times...the grid of enslavement is closing in around us ...be smart and be safe!

  • lol :)

  • I love you guys.

  • That was awesome!

  • lol

  • there looking for people who're stocking up on Rasion,they dont want to stocking up in food,And resourc'es =/

  • lol

  • What if I keep going back and buying them for orphans or homeless families? This is probably one of the stranger mind fucks the government is currently performing on us.

  • omg thats lame stocking up on diapers is considerd suspicious ! so i stocked up on tp just incase hope my neighbors didnt see me slip in in the middle of the night with em! i turned of my headlights but you never know!

  • Don't walk away Renee...

  • Can someone tell me where I can find out more about DHS and diapers? I have never heard of this, and can not seem to find out more about it.

    Thanks

  • What a terrible troll.

  • OMG, what a freaking tattletale! That's how it's gonna be. People turning on other people for NO reason, just to cause suspicion, but REALLY... Diapers?! Ha ha ha.. Terrorists because we don't like them?... Oh man, that's funny.

  • The woman who rang was trying to make a point she wasnt actually telling on someone who bought to many diapers lol

    and Oh man thats not funny we do label people terrorists because our leaders dont like them or want something they have!!!

  • I know that... Duuhhh.... MY point is that THIS is how it's GOING to be.. OK?..

  • are you going to phone homeland security if your neighbour buys too many diapers?

    im not sure the trend will spread.....

  • Sounds like a great idea to me.

  • looks like they think terrorists might be buying diapers so they can wrap them around their heads so they can disquise themselves like the kid in the photo.

  • DHS is fucking useless...it serves no purpose and sucks tons of money from the govt.

  • from US you mean US as in people that pay taxes.

    The government aint payin jack mate, we pay for everything, we pay thier wages and they still throw us in jail's n shit

  • @gilramirez12 YES WE CAN!

  • @gilramirez12 The call was staged. The Department of Homeland Security doesn’t consider purchasing diapers to be suspicious. I called the DHS for several states and asked them if buying large amounts of diapers is considered suspicious. Each time I was told it wasn’t.

    The guy who posted the video claims it’s on their website. It’s not. He says it is but won’t provide a link. Oh, the guy who posted this is a douche,

  • ROFL!!!!!!

  • come to think of it i think you can make napalm from dipers and turbo blue gas or 2 stroke.

  • LOL! You guys are awesome!!

  • I'm guessing that the reason they are scared about people buying too many diapers, is that they are afraid people will raise an army or any human resource, in secret, off the grid, off the net and off the registry.

    They are probably doing it, so they fear anyone who might be doing it also.

  • after the economy bottoms out, we'll all be wearing diapers.

  • ship the used diapers back to them with the shit in them, then they can do a DNA analysis.

  • ROFL !!!!!!!!!!

    THATS EPIC!!!!

  • where could i find this source?

  • NEWS FLASH! Homeland Security Detective Gilbert assigned diaper investigation! Tax dollars protecting Americans from AL-CIA-DUH!! Film at 11 Det Gilbert,

    Make your child proud speak about your diaper duty on school career day!

  • "Domestric terrorists:" are a bad joke.

    The authorities RECRUIT idiots to buy a bunch of peroxide, which is USELESS to bomb making/.

    You need 60% or purer. Drug store peroxide is 98% water.

    THEN they actually SELL people fake bombs and instigate them to "plant" them.

    BS

  • It could be that they are watching for people that are planning to run and hide from all the crap thats happening .????

  • WOW.

  • I wonder if they'd be suspicious if I bought like a lot of beans .. blue flame bomb

  • I wonder if the same goes for toilet paper, because there's a lot more of that going on

  • So diapers is terrorism? they should put the DHS number on every package,,

  • People started smoking diapers now, so watch out for the high.

  • Oh am i glad i don't live in America!!........Yet i do live in England lol

  • LOL....yeah we're both screwed.

  • you've got to be kidding me.. oops, I just remembered, I think the Patroit Act says if you have more than 2 weeks worth of food stored you could be a redneck, oops, I meant terrorist.. stay out of my shopping cart Homeland Stupidity.. my2cents..

  • LMAO! That is hysterical!

  • DHS is made up of retards.

  • I have a 2 and 3 year old. Buy a lot of diapers. I'm in big trouble.

  • Yeah, you'll have a SWAT team at your door any minute now.

    "Drop your diapers and come out with your hands above your head!"

  • I'd say.....Potty training in my house starts at 18 Months. You could be using the casholia for other preps!

  • well the 3 yo is fully potty trained except @ night so he gets pull ups. I have heard that they are even more of a threat.

  • More of a threat..? You are probably right. That whole "Easy Access" issue comes to mind.

    I know if I was involved with any nefarious activities I would definitely want to cover my "soft-Targets"!

    Make sure you buy your diapers with Cash only and remove any possible RFID tags before you transport them through public.

    Alternately you could make a buried 'Cache' of diapers in an undisclosed location just so you have them if you ever decide to go rogue. Not to give ideas I'm just sayin'

  • Diapers and suspicious activity.....should those words even be put in the same sentence? o.O

  • WTF!!! Buying Diapers = Suspicious Activity!!!!!!!!

  • Very funny. Also, very weird. Sounds like paranoids have taken over.

  • What is this country coming to?

  • A one world fascist dictatorship.

  • The guy is speechless. Wonderful. You guys think up some awesome questions.

  • I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it for myself. Unreal!

  • This is just what I needed this morning hahahahahahaha!

  • Look out parents! If your well prepared... Your a terrorist.

  • hahaha classic

    Gotta watch them diaper terrorists!

  • i love this gal..lol

  • Thanks, I needed a laugh to start my day!

    You know it isn't about 'dirty bomb' diapers, it's about who might be amassing vast amounts of supplies , identifying those types of patterns, guns, ammo, diapers, etc., (think Waco here).

  • Hilarious!

  • LOL!

  • why the hell would buying allot of diapers be a concern for homeland security are they scared that the united states will be attacked by stinky diaper bombs? lmao

  • OMG she is so funny. This may be funnier that the mayor video ;)

  • What about Octomom?

    Is she at gitmo yet?

  • ha hah this has more than 310 views.....

  • OMG This is hilarious. I gotta go load up on diapers.

  • Are those offical New World Order Diapers?

  • WATCH OUT FOR THE DIAPERS!!

  • Everyone doesn't get it! !$@%$%

    Diapers are a required component to make bombs! (Just add gunpowder)

    Dirty Diapers = Dirty Bombs

    Some people need to have kids to find this out I guess.....american apathy..so sad...

  • hahahahaha...

  • who is this brave chick you keep making call certain headquarters? These videos are hilarious! Where is that movie you promised you would come out with? O wait that was a suggestion about 2 weeks ago... Later

  • You should have asked him if people buying stickers that say "End the Fed" is suspicious.

    Or someone with a NRA bumper sticker...

  • Now stop terrorizing the DHS, you left the poor sap Spellbound and Speechless.

  • Views 310

  • I cannot believe that this is real!

    DHS is really Department of Homeland Scare.

    If we are to beat these scumbags the people of the US and UK got to wake up!

  • I'm stumpped. why diapers? so we can collect and hurl shit at the enforcers when they come to get us?

  • I guess they buy so many in case TSHTF!

  • OMG! we are actually paying these people!!!!!

  • could be planning to take some children from parents who refuse to give their kids the poison

  • LOL LOL

  • ★★★★★

  • We buy all kinds of diapers and in large quantities when we find a good deal. I guess we're on the most wanted list now.

  • Good video, anyone have a link to why buying diapers is suspicious?

  • Wow...Lol. Can't believe that DHS thinks buying diapers for the babies is suspiciose.

  • Everyone that comments on this video should buy DHS at least 1 box of Diapers, because they are SO-FULL OF SHIT!

  • She terrorizes me-Fucking great closing line!

    You guys are now going into comedy?

    I'm still laughing!

  • Blueprophet- the govt is not incompetent.

    Are you kidding??? Are you alive? Are you watching the present day events unfold????

  • It's called pretending to fail. You see, if they can convince you they just suck, then you can never see the evil...just the fall guys.

  • The ONLY reason they would care about this, is for a one child/family per household law/rule. If someone has more than the usual, then they have more than one baby/one family living with them. This is the future...think China but with much heavier policing(think brownshirts/americorps/red guards). Depopulation and account/snitching to big brother

    This is not ridiculous at all. The Government is not incompetent, folks. Damn, grasp it already. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR NEIGHBOR or AIDING&ABETTING

  • wow funny how this channel and videos seems to only attract complete nut jobs that think the government is out to do eveything they can to annihalate them. Nothing the Government does would ever please you nut jobs even if the Government did something Good, which they do at times. I am against the Government when they are obviously doing something wrong but not for everything and the conspiracy's you guys spit out is unbelievable.

  • You believe the government a little? Think holistically and stop your ad hominem(crazy/nutjob BS), it's too average and the main tool of politicians.  You don't give a shit about the neighbor 2 blocks down, why would the government give a shit about you, a person they don't even know exists until you don't pay taxes? C'mon, man.

  • Love how the Government is supposed to pay attention to 300 million people individualy in a country. USA is among the Nations with the lowest paying Tax Payers so yes if you dont pay they obviously care, since that is how you have clean water, Roads, FREE SCHOOL for your kids, Import Food, Give you Electricity, all of this is Government owned and you complain how they try to somehow control you? Give me a break. I call you nuts because of how you think the Government trys to control you.

  • Wow, you're still plugged in. Yes, every fcuking person in this country should be heard. Remember that Morpheus quote in 'The Matrix'? Read it and get back to me, maybe.

  • Yes everyone can voice their Opinion and we were the First country to do that, allow its citizens to get involved and speak out, yet we have people like you saying they are taking it away even though they are not. Everyone can be heard and are herd trough youtube and the internet or by going outside and having a sign etc. But the Government cannot focus on 1 person in particular, its a waste of time, only groups are herd.

  • "...only groups are herd." Slip of the mind? J/K

    So, I'm guessing you think your vote counts? Yes, discard one...that's how it starts. My friend, the government GIVES you everything like you said, right? So, they can take it away and have, that's an old saying and common sense. You give 3 months of your sweat to them unwillingly, unwillingly meaning you think it comes back to you. Would you pay for this war if you didn't have to?

  • Me saying Groups are herd is bad? I did not understand the "Slip of the mind ?" thing. No I am not a Troll by the way or else I would not be answering and coming back. Yes they can take it away but have they? Name me 1 thing they have taken away from us? Free Speech? No we still have it? Seriously I cant think of anything. Like I said I am not against the Government for everything like I assume you are. I dont agree at times for some policies but that doesnt mean "Go all out on them"

  • For starters, how about paying a damn speeding ticket? I already stated you have NO vote/no word. If you don't support the war, you still have to pay for it or die(by the police/gov). Your health!(think corn) PATRIOT ACT, wiretapping, fractional reserve banking, etc...the list goes on. Yes, go all out on them, they're going all out on you.

    "Yes they can take it away but have they?" - So, they can but "won't"??? Why wouldn't they in your opinion?

  • The government doesn't GIVE you anything "whatsafterthisplace". All of the money that they use to pay for everything comes from us the tax payer. Every time the Government has a new program that they are going to "give" to you ( pay for by yourself ), you lose freedom. Take health care, if the government takes over health care then your health will become the government's personal business.

  • This guy could just be a troll. If he is watching this video and other 'conspiracy theories', believes the government gives and can be trusted...well, the poor chap can't be helped. Ask him for a conspiracy of his own and he probably won't answer...because "no, the government wouldn't!". Oh, hell fcuking yes they would and have.

  • Rememberthe0511 Yes you pay for it but how much? Its not a lot you pay, and second if you have a family a lot of times you receive money back. Go around the world and see how many countrys have clean water even for their poor people. How do you lose freedom from Health Care? Iits not taken over by the Government its you being able to choose your Doctor, Countrys in Europe have Universal Health Care that works and spend little money on it but yet we have private ones that require tons of money.

  • whatsafterthisplace-- Please define "clean water". Clean meaning absent harmful bacteria, compounds, chemicals, metals and the like? This is not a "health care" question I pose. Just an honest one.

  • Perhaps you missed the WHOLE POINT of this video and the DHS calls...

    it shows that they are profiling NORMAL citizens, war veterans, people who support immigration laws, gun owners, and people who use their mind for more than arguing with people on a video comment section of youtube.

    Its painful for people who understand the big picture to have such a fool come and argue over such an obvious breach of personal rights.

    Wake up.

  • Yea HydroCarbine it seems only the Conspiracy Theorist have woken up but all of us dumb people have not somehow you know the secret and we dont, I will agree witht the Video that buying many Diapers as suspician is bull shit but maybe they know something about the Diaper ingridients or they have Intel that Terrorist might use Diapers to hide a bomb, the reason they dont tell citizens is because its obvious if You know the Terrorist knows.

  • whatsafterthisplace-- I take it that you drink plenty of good clean tap water. And use plenty of toothpaste. Fluoride is good for ya you know. Good for the teeth. I promise. And how did the "crazy" "conspiracy theorists" predicted these economic problems far ahead of time? Dumb luck I guess, right? Shit, even a broken clock is right twice a day, right? YEAH, OK.

  • It is my guess that you were not raised "here". Russia maybe? Ukraine? Slavic? Or maybe you were raised here, and were sheltered. Parents in the gov't maybe? I don't think so. I bet my first guess is correct.

  • I think you're wrong. I feel he is an average person with very average buddies...living a very average life. No need to question the outside world, so why question yourself? Maybe he has a preoccupation with anything military...those folk seem to back the government over fellow 'citizens' when it comes down to it. Why even think about questioning the government...they give him everything, they can't be all bad and powerful. The government would never kill innocent people, especially us.

  • Yes, I don't pay for it as much as other richer people, but that just means that I'm stealing from that richer person. Everyone wants to use government to steal from their fellow man. The fact still remains that the government doesn't "give" you anything. They ether take it from the people or they just print the money, and printing new money is far worse. If government has to 'pay' for health care then they will start to outlaw things that might affect your health. I would rather have freedom.

  • LMAO

  • lol- I don't get it..how would any amount of diapers be a threat to anybody....well I guess if you put hand grenades in them and throw em', people would think you were throwing dirty diapers at them and not run. DHS= Dept. of Horse Sh*t

  • Do they take dirty ones...