NO MA'AM

[54admo]

Because you're a chicken!

[AGuyNamedErnie]

3 women didn't like this video lol. (sticking hand down the front of my pants, aaaah).

[bballvballlover31]

Lassie!!!

[MrSlapmeister]

Back then it was funny and satiric. Todays reality is worse than they could ever have imagined...

The feminazis got us by the balls in the West. Its a shame. Ridiculous leftovers of our male inheritance

[smallvillefan876]

Buahahahahaahahaha

[caramelking2000]

Before men turned into Fags !

[AmericanPride1234]

They need to put Al Bundy on The $100 dollar bill.

[oktoberK]

what does john 316 mean anyways?

[IDBTitanosaurus]

@oktoberK Something about God loving the world so much he gave us his only son.

[colt45604]

@oktoberK For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

[oktoberK]

@colt45604 weird not what I thought it would mean. I thought it would mean go out anf fight or something.

[Tonenciuc]

can you do that again?

[Tonenciuc]

would you jump up and down?

[mackroh]

That is daddy you MUDD FLAP!

Like a boss..

[xBENZINx]

2:23 made me laugh extra hard... "Great Movies on FX... Are we There Yet" 

[raspberrymuffin]

This would actually fit better with Maury Povich than Jerry Springer, unless Springer was more anti-man during the 1990s. Today it seems Povich is the one who lost his balls to Connie Chung.

[1984wrx]

it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat ROFL

[SpErMin4t0r]

LISA BOYLE!!

[kob2fly]

Cop: you again Bundy

Al : where you when got mug outside of my store?

Cop: where you when I  got mug outside of your store

lol

[gatester311]

We are growing as a group hail al bundy!!!!

[gatester311]

I'm a no maam grand commander here in philly im on that no maam page on facebook

[fleurdawg228]

That IS daddy you mudflap!!!

[gothatway09]

The NO MA'AMers are freakin' awesome. Al Bundy is an American hero, 4 touchdowns in one game. What else can you say about the guy. It's every man's right to stand up against women controlling society. If NO MA'AM ruled the world, men could live in peace and watch porn, football and drink beer in peace.

[MrNotreally2]

NO MA'AM LAND!!! :P

[72281livefreeordie]

467 now!!!!

[Zenardo]

There are 466 more members of NO MAAM.

[drakethe87th]

2 dislikes - Marcy and Jerry Springer

[ConanVictor]

@TheJaquio79 Thank you, Sir!

[30albundy]

my eggs my eggs above my legs (splot).....i cant stop laughing its been more than 5 min im still rotf

[cameron20101000]

jerry springer going to hell like a bitch!

No Ma'am vs. Yes Ma'am.

[Sage80]

2 democrat men disliked this.

[Rocci80]

Einfach nur geil!!!!

[aro327]

everything he just said at 8:30 is something most guys i know wont do

[saucers79]

She's a chicken I tell ya!!!  A giant chicken!!!

[cameron20101000]

@saucers79 marcy the chicken must be destroyed.

[CU2UK]

Jerry springer, isnt he that masculine feminist?.. Yup.. Tie him back up!

[Seanatonin]

Because Because You're a Chicken!

[lintlikr]

When the music started, I thought I was being Rick rolled

[MrDodgerfan1985]

Well, that poetry lady now has an egg way above her legs! LOL!

[cameron20101000]

i wish that show can still aired on fx

but i mostly watch this late at night on tbs very funny around 2009.

[Tonenciuc]

what does he say at 5:25 what dou think about ? i cannot understand

[5jerry1]

@Tonenciuc

"What do you think about Roe vs Wade?"

(the court case which virtually all women refer to in legal arguments, concerning abortion)

Hope this helps.

[5jerry1]

@5jerry1

Her response (in case I misread your question): "Gee, I don't know that much about boxing, but I'd like to go out to dinner with whoever wins!"

[Eduardo10390]

@Tonenciuc Roe vs Wade, the court case that established a woman's right to choose whether to carry a child or have an abortion in the USA

[MrQuagmire26]

That is daddy you mudflap!

[sea6789]

Now it's us men who want equality, fairness and to be appreciated.

[EvilFranz]

2 people are chicken

[svartalheim666]

Best TV show ever!!!! much better than TV crap we've got today, thanks Al for all the funny moments we had. wish MWC's back

ps: who's miss "D" ?

[Dextersmama]

I'm a girl, but I still LOVE this episode. lol

[30albundy]

if every man was part of NO MAAM this world would be a better place all

[roamer45]

@30albundy amen to that, my brother!

[zonadefender1]

@30albundy come join no maam!, we are really trying to grow the orginazation to make it a real thing. On facebook type in No MAAM

[oktoberK]

@30albundy I agree.

[78Panji]

@30albundy

amen, brother

[MrSlapmeister]

@30albundy

Just visit Asia. Or as we call it. NO MAM`s Land!

[Mysterwright]

@30albundy AMEN! 

[KnightWolf901]

oh yeah well...YOUR A CHICKEN

Audience: yeahhhh

XD

[Jamesx1010]

How do I join?

[ventieldopopeenfiets]

i wonder.. cause the kids an peg left.. who will get alimony ;)

[roamer45]

hey isn't that the opening fanfare from "Roseanne" at 9:59. Oh and of course NO MAAM forever with beer and hooters.

[TonyDanger]

No Maam's who really killed Bin Laden.

[DragaoDoFCPorto]

because because:  youre a chicken. looooooooooooooooool

[bertmustin]

LOL at Jefferson changing into the YES MA'AM t-shirt.

[IRON5]

Jefferson running off in the background is priceless...

[ItsThijsbitch]

'Tell 'em Jefferson!'

'My name is Hank.'

'Oh, right, sorry Hank!'

'No problem Al.'

LOL

[thegame2011able]

Cant we just kill all women and clone bubbles 2xD and issue 1 to every man that works?

[swoshboy]

miss boubles. double DD

[gilh1986]

Miss D

Mmmm

[danielrvo]

we all hate you Marcy...

[ConanVictor]

Who is that hot chick?

[DarkReapersGrim]

It looked like Al was laughing in real life at the end when the egg hit the woman's chest.

[TheRazor666]

YOU'RE A CHICKEN!!!

[IslayLuv]

NO MA'AM!!!

[90Fsystem90]

Where can I order shirts and subscribe?

[beltran1690]

IVE MADE A NO MAAM GROUP IN FACE BOOK IF YOUR INTERESTED IN JOINING AND HAVING HIL;ARIOUSE CONVERSATIONS LOOK FOR THE GROUP!

[erin0525]

Because......Because.... You're a Chicken!!!

CLASSIC!

[ah93704]

@erin0525 pretty name Erin..you a single babe?

[sishop1]

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

[dayglow76]

plywood bottom! lmfao

[TheMatthess]

YOUR IN NO MA'AM'S LAND NOW BABY

XD

[kernsm223]

Because...because.....YOURE A CHICKEN!!!

[ItalianYankees25]

I have a NO MA'AM t-shirt and a Al Buddy Polk High t-shirt jersey...I'm gonna wear to the strip club

[4lifeMrUntouchable]

The last part is the best part.

Lady - My eggs, my eggs. Above my legs.

AL (THROWING EGG) Splat!!

ROTFLMAO!!

[harzion1981]

i admire this man! 

[eatthinkblink]

i want one of those t-shirts

[TheCheese69]

" You have 30 minutes .... which is of course 2 hours in women's time " ... hahaha

Does anyone else remember the days when TV was hilarious SATIRE and not BS like Jersey Shore, The Bachelor, etc, etc?

[NycBlackout]

My name is hank.

[Death2Fanboys]

Best Episode in TV history.

[tibherius]

to any woman out there dont ask us please if you look fat we really fucking hate that shit

[420LaYzIe420]

It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat.

[woodc5]

2 people were women

[TurtleGalore]

I wish beautiful women jumped up and down when asked to all the time :D

[tgo3]

yeah aaalllllll!!!!!!!

[AchillesxHero]

Because... Because... You're a chicken!

[LovelyMidianMidna]

Lol, Mud flap~.

[bilyboy78]

@XMyChemicalFallOutX  yes she does

[cyberdragonessmaster]

i request to be the first woman to join no maam 

[cyberdragonessmaster]

OK is it weird that I'm a woman and i agree with almost everything that AL says and that Marcy need to be thrown into a volcano so that her stupidity may never see the light of day or spread to real feminist

[stormshado9]

@cyberdragonessmaster Unfortunately there are women out there who thinks just like Marcy esp @ the church!!

[cyberdragonessmaster]

@stormshado9 forgive them for they no not their own stupidity

[stormshado9]

@cyberdragonessmaster Agreed.My fat ass sister is like that!!Unfortunately....

[cyberdragonessmaster]

@stormshado9 my condolences hey if she ever gives you trouble tell her this from me form woman to bird "OH YEAH WELL YOUR A CHICKEN!"

[5jerry1]

@cyberdragonessmaster

Not weird at all, it's cool.

[XsirtX]

It's not the dress that makes you look fat it's the fat that makes you look fat, lol.

[stormshado9]

@XsirtX tht got my sides hurting!!!BAD!!!LOL

[idonahari1]

My eggs...My eggs..above my legs *pwned*

[Ragelance1]

"Recommended for you because you watched: Minecraft: Animals in a Tiny Pit"

Can someone tell me.... WHAT THE HELL?! Why?! How?! WHY?! What connection is there between this, and that?! Silly YouTube... that's also how I found out about Minecraft, through an unrelated recommendation.

Also, Al rocks! :P

[malplo9]

@StankoPrvanovic0000 haha it's my favourite :D

[stiggiethefirst]

@markrichardbehenna Hmm, interresting, I hadn't considered that possibility yet.

[stiggiethefirst]

Women need us more than we need them, I see this all the time when girls I know can't go 2 weeks without a boyfriend. But I usually break up with women after about a week cause I'm sick of them and want to go back to being single.

[2199]

Washington D.C. needs NO MAAM.

[cmdeane]

ahahahah

[invalidacess]

30 mins = 2 hrs in woman time

[blackrob2002]

I wanna fuck the mom... she is hot.

[bigwhiteballs27]

NO MA'AM

[Liveandletskate666]

9:35  best line EVER

[Sambucacat]

Rowe vs Wade. ahahahahahahahahahaha

[Sambucacat]

Didn't Mayor Springer lose his job over a brothel? How can he be a feminist?!!??!?!

[Thief796]

Those who disliked are the ones that hate al bundy (fat woman)

[hunor6]

"Tie him back up!" :D

[knasenisme]

but you are a chicken lol hahaha

[greenghost2008]

9:30 divorce time

[Synoptichawk]

"Oh yeah?!...well.....You're a chicken!" "Because!....because...you're a chicken!" Al Bundy, first class politician <3

[ysbaddaden2003]

With a name like Club Swish, they better be looking for an optional extra beneath her skirt...

[stormbird08]

can any one tell me where i can see all the episodes

[hejjagheterpal]

love Al !

[jnussbau]

misogynism

[enesog]

NO MAM 4 LIVE !!!!!!!

[Uwelili]

Never was the term "jumping the shark" more appropriate than when describing NO MA'AM. It was still not a bad show by then, but light years away from the genius it's been before, especially during seasons 2-5!

[gatester311]

no maam pa chapter

[DeleteThisMF]

LMFAO @ John 3:16 guy, YES MA'AM, Fututre No Ma'am member Officer Dan, 'YOU'RE A CHICKEN!', and Ovulates Springer. Classic!

[fosponomot]

ovulates lol

[Fabbe87]

Im ordering the shirt right now !

[sea6789]

"Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat, we hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the FAT that makes you look fat!" I just love how Al tells it like it is.

[DAPRODUCK]

where can i get it pause

[Troo44]

Dam This SHow Rocked!!!

This show reminded me so much of the Simsons

[s13sr20det]

NO MA'AM!

[boss7of7all7bosses]

futarama

[vieta1972]

You sound like me when i figured it out LOL... I had one of those Duhh moments LOL. Cheers

[vieta1972]

She is one of the voices on futurama If that helps

[BarryBizzle]

I'm ordering myself a NO MA'AM T Shirt lol

[AlBundyTV]

NO MA'AM FOREVERR!!!!!!!

[AndrewsOpinion15]

i just firsh watch this episode today on spike tv !!!

[argenisbarrales]

plywood bottom LMAO

[stephbing]

My eggs. My eggs... Above my legs!

[gatester311]

worthy of praise no maam 4 life

[FreeDirtyNeedles]

That is Katy Segal and yes she does. also plays on Sons of Anarchy.

[JazzPianoMarvin]

Because....Because you're a CHICKEN!!!!!! LMAO!!

[coffeetablesex]

@JazzPianoMarvin herp derp its funny cuz it was in the youtube video herr derr

[Trinketmage]

Yes

Her name is Katey Sagal

[sea6789]

Just out of curiosity, why doesn't Jefferson EVER stand up to Marcy?

[ladyfire44]

Probably it won't do Jefferson any good and he could get into trouble with Marcy. Whereas, Steve stood up for himself and joined in on some of the jokes Al made about her looking like a chicken. He got fed up with the way he was married to Marcy and divorced her. I wished Steve did join NO MA'AM, he could've beaten her in her own game.

[5jerry1]

@sea6789

Because Marcy keeps him. He's gigolo, and doesn't want to ruin it.

[Garother]

who is that young boy named chicken by al? :D

[IKEEICHOLTZ]

cause your a chicken

[hastenichtgesehen12]

It´s the fat that makes you look fat ^^

[MistaBigDaddyPhil]

hahaha

[hedrick916]

ready  BREAK...lol

[q1111w]

HAHAHA Jerry Springer, the masculine feminist.

[zulaboolah]

a good sitcom means.... the actors have fun. and theyre having fun motherfucker

[sea6789]

I bet all the NO MA'AM organizations have a picture of Al Bundy on their mantle. I know I would.

[Steifmaister]

god i hate peg and marcy

Why cant Al do like psycho dad,

just take them down!'?

[shootanputan]

I agree LOL.

[idealinsight53]

6:15 ... LOL - Jefferson runs out

[DeleteThisMF]

"YEA!" *ducks*

[TheJuanrodriguez]

ladies!... guys are simple, so please... quit complicating things!!!