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  • Your video was okay... But if you were going to use the Mugglenet list, at least use the whole thing, and admit that it wasn't yours.

  • 11 dislikes!!! WHY THATS ABSURD!!! Thanks Hermionie...

  • @robstefan Harry potter doesn't suck, twilight sucks and I think every one on YouTube knows that! It's kinda obvious!!!!!!;)

  • Haha now every single time I see "Edward" in twilight or in pics I say out loud "LOOK IT'S CEDRIC DIGGORY!!!!!!!!"

  • i'm a fan of both harry potter and twilight. i found this funny.

  • L-O-L!!!!1!!!!!!

  • "Bella and Filch would make a cute couple"?? NO!! I mean, Filch is horrible and everything, but he's not THAT bad! Don't make the poor man pur up with THAT.

  • This is the worst video I've ever watched

    You suck!!!!!!

    HARRY POTTER IS SHIT!!!!!!!

  • @Robstenfan1999 ... Then why did you even bother to click on the video? If you don't like HP that's your business, but seriously, what kind of idiot watches and comments on videos about things they don't even like? Oh, wait. Your kind of idiot does that.

    ... Incidentally, you're wrong by the way. Harry Potter is freakin awesome.

  • @Robstenfan1999 LOL. Clearly you're an idiot. Harry Potter is a better book series by far. Twilight is stupid.

  • @Robstenfan1999 Harry Potter is the reason for my childhood and i think many people would agree, i grew up with Harry Potter, all my imaginative stories included something to do with Harry Potter. Twilight is shit. Bella is this awkward retard who doesnt know whats going on, Jacob is a pedophile whos inlove with an unborn baby, Edward loves Bella but "cant" be with her because he... sparkles? Harry Potter is magical - Twilight is ... stupid.

  • @Robstenfan1999 you suck and you're shit

  • @Robstenfan1999 ten points from slytherin...

  • THANKS ALOT! THAT"S JUST PLAIN OFFENSIVE!

  • please, everyone knows that Jacob is the bastard son of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.

  • Mention that Voldemort killed Edward once and can sure as **** do it again.

  • @ShinFurevindo B**** please, he killed Ced, Ced became Edward, Voldemort regreted his act.

  • @SmurfetteLumen ..... That's what I said.

  • @ShinFurevindo um, he regreted kiiling. That's what I said.

  • I liked the Stubby Boardman one

  • THIS IS BRILLIANT! Couldn't stop laughing! >D

  • I always get a better reaction by mentioning Eric from True Blood, or The Vampire Lestat. I link the two, because Eric looks like I pictured Lestat. I couldn't swap out one of my Harry Potter books for someones twilight-I would die. lol

  • Yes, Yes Yes Yes!

  • "you-know-who", that's a good one ^^

  • Say that Voldemort killed Jacob and he died!

  • when talking about edward say cedric

  • And how about #12: Tell them that Lupin would kick Jacob's ass in a werewolf fight.

  • @beckyboston Excactly. Even if they turn human, Lupin will kick jacobs ass and kill him with his wand. Then jacob dies. LUPIN WINS!!! ding ding ding!!!

  • LOL "State that Edward would look better with a scar on his forehead"

  • Fuck no im not putting my babies in their damn covers of their gay books.

  • @hunterrulez1 Same here. Even if its funny, I'll lose my precious books!! I WILL NEVER LOSE MY PRECIOUS BOOKS OF HARRY POTTER!!!!!!

  • Don't you think that by replacing their Twilight books with Harry Potter might actually make them think that the series just got a whole lot better?

  • @gryffseeker47 You know, after you really think about it, everyone in twilight is copied off of harry potter so they'll have to admit it. Werwolves were in harry potter first, same with vampires, edward, two parts of the last movie, EVERYTHING!!!

  • I'm an HP fan but I really don't get how this will annoy anyone

  • why make a video you have to read? -.-

  • Loved it, especially the animagi one.

  • "Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple." Well, they'd certainly have more chemistry than Edward and Bella would! At least in the movies. Although I actually love Twilight:)

  • Tell Them: 'Bella is just a hand me down of Bellatrix.'

  • ok im pissed i thought it said 11 ways to piss off a harry potter fan!

  • @msarianna9 It's not that serious and you are a loser .

  • i like harry potter and twilight but this is really good

  • @abbyscuitothevamp Same here. I don't know why people can't just understand that some people like both...

  • 0:18 my fav

  • Bella is just like Peter Pettigrew A BIG FAT-ASS BITCH >:D

  • hehehehe i'm lmao

  • yay!! i LOVE who ever made i hate twilight !

  • Lol

  • LOL BELLA AND FILCH! I fell off my chair.

  • Must use...To repel Twitards...Who mistake me for Alice...

  • #12: Invite them to go see a new twilight movie, and come to it in harry potter merchindice with a wand.

  • i love the last one

  • to the uploader: u 4got "shout out 'cedric, ur alive!' during twilight screenings"

  • Love the last one lol

  • when i told my twilight fan friend this she gave me a death stare..."I'd rather see Edward Cullen in a hufflepuff scarf and robes"

  • bahhahah i can't wait to go up to my twihard friend and ask her if jacob black has registered already in the ministry of magic!! XD

  • @Beatles4eva3 ALSO ASK IF HE IS RELATED TO SIRIUS BLACK!!!! LOL!

  • All vampires do is drink blood and sparkle. Filthy muggles they are...

  • How about this: yell very loud in public in their face " twilight is the almighty bunghole!!!!!" and then say in a very tiny and cute voice "and also, Harry potter is better than twilight, if you don't mind :3" and then do a cute giggle and walk away xD

  • I remember Sanguini from HBP lol

  • Oh, come'on, twilight fans alredy know that they are worse. HARRY POTTER RULES

  • ...and if I've already done this?

  • The lord of rings: I destroy rings

    Harry Potter: I kill dark lords

    Edward:I sparkle!....¬¬

  • QUOTES: From Twilight: "I sparkle in the light."

    From Harry Potter: TOO MUCH EPICNESS TO TYPE

    I <3 HARRY POTTER!!!

  • EDWARD!

    NO!

    YOU-KNOW-WHO!

    LOL I DID THAT AND SOME GUY HIT ME

  • @MelodyPond33 that some guy is really gay.

  • @slapoutz I know....

  • Why would i steal their books and replace them with my Harry Potters? Then i would lose my books and be stuck with that crap. wtf O-o

  • i'm so using the Stubby Boardman one =]

  • I have many things to say that I say A LOT, but now I'll only say two.

    Twilight is just a wannabe Harry Potter, and I hope Stephanie Meyers dies in a hole when she gets Avada Kedavra'd by me.

    "It does not do good to dwell on dreams and forget to live."-Dumbledore

    "The idea of 'Twilight' came to me in a dream..." -Stephanie Meyers

    I rest my case.

  • ok twilight sucks and you should ask if the minister of magic is Ewards dad because his a vampier plus bella is a b.

  • There's no way my beloved books are going anyway near a Twilight dust cover.

    I must try some of these though.

  • i am sooo doing that dust cover thing!!

  • hahahahaha ig would be so pissded off right now if i was a twlight fan

    but luckily im a potterhead :D ibe read the series 18 times and cant get enough of it<333

    even though its over it will never end for me because i will keep reading and watching till the end of time<333333333333333

  • Only muggle takes about reading minds

  • lol werewolfs are animagi lol and have they registered with ministry of magic lol XD i love twilight though but i love harry potter better

  • Bella/Filch ;P

  • whoa go harry potter!!!!!!!!!!

  • And did Stephen King really say that?

  • @TheWitchdoctr Yes Stephen King has said that....and if King thinks so it must be true!

  • @weirdofun1 Steven King is the king, no scratch that, Steven King is GOD!

  • @TheWitchdoctr Exactly!

  • @stargazer6000 OMG, I was going to say that.

  • hahaaa this is epic :D

  • OHMYGOD!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? TWILIGHT IS PUTTING THEIR LAST MOVIE IN 2 PARTS!!!! SOUND FAMILIAR?!?!

  • @Arulez12348 HELL YEAH IT DOES TWILIGHTS JUST A STUPID RIP OFF OF HARRY POTTER AND LETS CHECK WITCH ONE CAME OUT FIRST!HP!

  • The only werewolves I know of in the Twilight series are with the Native tribe, and since they'd be American citizens & not British, they'd probably have to register with the Salem Witch Institute, if that covers the whole American magical region.

  • I feel sly on filch if he had to go with bella!!

  • I liked this but i love harry potter and twilight so it wouldn't work if my best friend tried this on me (by the way she has.) it was really funny though

  • Dear Edward Cullen, I am pleased to inform you that you've been excepted into Hogwarts after you'd been brainwashed and sent to live in Forks. Your real name is Cedric Diggory and you are not a vampire. then again you were never a vampire to begin with as vamipers DON'T SPARKLE!! We look forward to seeing you, animal0951

  • @animal0951 He was cute as Cedric. He is ugly as Cullen.

  • plus there actually werent any vampires in harry potter

  • @TheWestbrook47 Sanguini. Sixth book. Slughorn's christmas party. Enough said.

  • IKR!!!!!! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO PENELOPE CLEARWATER AND SERIOUS BLACK!!!!! COPY CATS!!!! ALSOOOO LUPIN IS SUUUUCH A HOTTER WEREWOLF THAN JACOB!!!!!!!!

  • @TheWestbrook47 btw, its spelled like sirius black, not serious

  • So, My friend (Twilight Fan) and I where watching this Video, she says "What the fuck is an Animagi?" ... ... "YOUR MOM!" .... "Ohh..." ... "But Jacobs a Transvestite :)" "Your a Bitch..." "I know...But he is compaired to Sirius and Remus..." ... "Yeah..."

    She is such a fucktard XD

  • my friend loves twilight and she was talking about it and she says how she loves edward

    i reply "What on earth is cedric doing prancing around the forest sparkling doesn't he know you-know-who killed him"

  • I've read this on Wattpad..

  • unfortunately i've read the twilight series and in the last book it says that jacob and them are actually shapeshifters not werewolves. three cheers for harry potter.

  • Some said to me.

    Them: Which one Edward or Jacob

    Me: Dumbldore's Army!

  • haha this is hilarious! thumbs up for "Edward is You-Know-Who!"

  • Ha! I love this! I'm sooo using them from now on. Besides, Edward was awesome until he became the sparkly fairy queen.

  • Tell them that Stephen King told JK Rowling she was a fantastic writer and that she'd formed the childhoods of a generation.

    Then tell them that Stephen King told Stephenie Meyer that she couldn't write. At all.

    :D

  • I would like to add: Tell them that Edward is Peter Pettigrew's bitch.

    Yes. I went there.

  • @dolceclavier

    Ohhhh....

    This person went there!

    o_0

  • @lovespell13nel Not only have I went there but I also got myself some ice cream there.

  • @dolceclavier oooo burn lol

  • @dolceclavier who sadly looks like cedric deggory

  • @dolceclavier Yes, I believe that is true. Good diss.

  • harry potter is about confronting fears finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.

    - Stephan King.

    I rest my wand.

  • @DominiqueEWeasley I love you King, i love ya! :D

  • @DominiqueEWeasley AW IM IN LOVE WITH THIS COMMENT!

  • @missreaderful Thank you!

  • @DominiqueEWeasley You are welcome! haha

  • some of these just wouldn't work because they wouldn't even know what we're talking about, to deep of info, because unlike a lot of HP fans (who have read twilight to see what the fuss was about) they haven't read HP because it's "a childrens book" or whatev. Anyways, I liked them they were funny. :)

  • @grnshoes1 see im kinda like tht read the hp books but i read twlight shortly after AND i love thm both

  • I could NEVER put my harry potter books in twilight dust covers!!!!

  • #1 would be a disgrace to the books! :O But made em laugh xD

  • lol i like the last one :)

  • lol im a fan of both and this just made me piss myself laughing

  • The last one was the best :D

  • Yay!! Harry Potter is way better than twilight! (no caps for twilight btw)

  • GO HARRY POTTER!!!!

  • @TheRedPenChannel omg! if it wasn't so dark, and the fact my mom refused to take me twice(because i don't give a damn, i aint no cat, curiosity aint gonna kill me and i wanna see the movie or my twihard of a friend'll kill me if i dont) and so she said she will never take me to another midnight movie showing if we get kicked out of that one...and with Hunger Games coming out- i dunno....but if i could drive, hell yeah, baby! I would be screaming like a banshee yelling for Cedric! Cedric!

  • @Sarahvampirechic11 THE HUNGER GAMES IS COMING OUT???

  • @IseaANarmy MARCH 23 2012~~

  • You forgot one! Whenever someone mentions Edward Cullen, you say "Oh, you mean Cedric Diggory?"

  • That is so funny! - Luna

  • I nearly died with the Stubby Boardman one! XDXDXD

  • lol love the animagie one

  • jacob Black rides a motorcycle and can turn into a dog. so can SIRIUS BLACK.

    New moon published- 2006

    Prisoner of Askaban published- 1999

    COPYRIGHT MUCH!!

  • 0:54 EPIC

    

  • Using this against my friends :) Thanks dude.

  • this video is soo boring

  • number 12 = while they watch a twilight film stare at edward, pretend to bust into tears and cry "cedric! you're alive!" <3

  • YES!!!! Now I just need a Twilight fan to use them on... >:)

  • Love it!

  • @Sarahvampirechic11 if you do that, then you will officially be my new best friend!!

  • The vampires in Twilight aren't real.

  • NICE

  • ahhh! too quiet!

    but it was funny lol

  • ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! That's BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

  • @sarahvampirechic11: brilliant idea xD However, run as fast as you can ;)

  • I like harry potter and twilight so this will be funny how this turns out,

  • XD this is soo funny!!

  • more:

    Accidently call Edward, Cedric.

    Accidently call Bella, Cho Chang.

    When somebody says that Jacob Black is awesome, reply with 'you ment Sirius, right?"

    if you are boys, and you for some strange reason decide to dress up like Edward Cullen, then show up in Hufflepuff robes.

  • What I am going to do at the Breaking Dawn midnight showing: The second Edward appears on screen, i am going to take off my shoe and throw it at the screen screaming "KILL THE SPARE!". And run the hell away from there.

  • @Sarahvampirechic11 Make sure you get your shoe first ;)

  • @LivingForHP i wish...mom refuses to take me twice. Especially since i am too young to drive and she refuses to stay up until 12:00 midnight just to get kicked out. I hate my life....in about 3 years when I CAN drive, there most likely wont be any rivalries like HP/Twi.

  • Put a Hogwarts letter in there mailbox on there 11th birthday.

  • the last one isn't true. werewolf and the animagi isnt' the same thing.

    please sir, an animigus is someone who wants to be an animal, a wereworf has no choice. with each full moon, he transforms and no longer remember who he is...futhermore the werewolf only responds to the call of his own kind.

    Malfoy: AWWOOO!!!

  • @MintChocChip100 I completly agree with you on the whole concept of werewolves but Stephanie whats-her-face's so called werewolves change at will, which means they are more like animagi. This all leads up to the fact that Meyer has used the same idea as Rowling and personally, Rowling should point this out. And you should ask them if they have registered with the ministry!!!

  • @MsElizaKnight ur right!!! meyers shouldn't have called them werewolves then...she just completely missed the point!!! then taylor lautner is just a wolf!! hah!!! suckas!!

  • @MintChocChip100 Technically, you're all wrong. The 'werewolves' of Twilight aren't even real werewolves. Real werewolves from the Twilight Saga do transform in the moonlight and live wildly. If you've ever read Breaking Dawn {SPOILERS TO THOSE WHO HAVEN"T}(which I'm guessing most of you haven't) then you'd know that from the battle with the Volturi, they're really just shape-shifters. It is a skill they inherited from there forefathers, and a coincidence they're all wolves.

  • @LivingForHP ur right. i haven't read breaking dawn yet...but im not planning to read it anytime soon either..

  • @MsElizaKnight Really, they can't change at will... it depends on their emotions. If they're angry, they change. It takes a lot of skill and practice to contain it, and it's hard to just say "Oh, I'm gonna transform into a huge wolf now," and transform. It takes a while to attain that skill.

    BTW, cool video. It was funny ;)

  • Voldmort turned Cedric into a duchebag. 

  • 3 twilight fans disliked this...

  • @singerhp19 i hate twilight

  • @ginnygranger2 omfg i love ur username!!!

  • One time, my friend said, "Jacob Black is amazing!"

    I responded with, "You mean, Sirius Black."

  • Someone told me Remus wasn't a real Werewolf and that Jacob was. Me being the person I am says back, "Well let's lock Remus in a room with Jacob on a full moon..Let's see who comes out alive!"

  • It would be sooooo funny if by some completely random reason Voldemort came back and teamed up with the Volturi, and the Harry Potter characters meets the Twilight vampires!!!!

    They would probably kill each other XD

  • @MsAbixxx Now THAT would be interesting hahaha

  • I did all of these to my best friend let me say we didn't speak to each other in 7 months

  • I liked it. It was cool

  • 0:53 Made me laugh!

  • stephanie meyer got the idea of twilight while watching bestiality

  • Flinch when they say Edward and ask them to use You-know-who lol perfect XD