Hello, I'm Bill Gates, Chairman of Microsoft

[FilipinorenderHD]

hello, its me Bill Gates, WELCOME TO JACKASS!!!

[paddycampbell84]

@FilipinorenderHD I was just going to say that! lmao

[ThePhan7em]

Fucking hell, copy and paste got him far. You'll know what I mean if you know how he came up with MS

[JadieLouiseParkes]

@ThePhan7em what a thief!

[Veryrandomvids26]

Cheesy tutorial, cheesy glasses and cheesy computer

[Abysmaltormentor]

if only he knew that one day he'd be worth $50bn!

[ahuachapan2]

Windshield

[gilliantsai]

he ever crazy.....big glasses!wow

[dogzer]

Just wanted to say something.. this guy is alive! He wins! :D

[TheTechnoToast]

*spends hours looking for turboa's comment*

[TheForlornDreams]

@TheTechnoToast it would be nice to click on the @ symbol and be able to jump right to the comment. oh well.

[TheTechnoToast]

@TheForlornDreams You know, I've been thinkin the same idea for years... great minds think alike :-D I'll send Google a message :-)

[Kalle72]

@TheTechnoToast Click "show all comments". Press F3 to search for string. Type in "turboa". Time spent looking for comment: 10 seconds...

[matchbox555]

im addicted to internet porn because of this fucker

[DJj3suz]

This guy ruined my life

[mattersOVERmissiles]

go back to Hogwarts

[Quex01]

Bill Gates - protonerd.

[hamoudeish]

2012's first videos

[matchbox555]

A TRULY GREAT MAN

[scampia4]

nerd

[HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY]

No, he should of said "we first came up with the Windows concept back in 1983 when we betrayed Apple and copied the Apple Lisa". 

[MarianaSteal1975]

@HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY And where did Apple get the idea from ? Xerox :-)

[weblo3011]

Asshole 

[TheZanyminecraft]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE GLASSES ARE HUGE! At least steve looked cooler! (maybe thats because he was a pacifist)........

[ThePrivateJoker]

omg he's such a used car salesman.

[TimSeizure]

"Now it's the future." Whoa! Bill Told us this from the past! It's supposed to happen the other way around!

[AlexChama]

The need for such a design for glasses is only justified with seeing cheeks!

[thedrewstock12]

Wat up with his funky glasses?

[jaymeeface]

" Hi I'm Bill Gates and i stole windows from Steve Jobs when he trusted me with the software when i worked with im at apple, i realised calling it a different name and doing a runner would make me a billionaire. So who cares if the product people have today is a half assed piece of crap as long as i get richer"

If Bill Gates never stole the windows model from Steve Jobs, then he would of been pushed by Jobs to make it a lot better than it is now.Sadly the thief stole something great from us all

[FunkteonRecordings]

@jaymeeface Do your research, the first version of Windows is as a result of Bill working alongside Xerox. Their copiers had a 'windows' type interface that Bill used to model what we know today.. So, crawl back in your Mac fanboy hole and hit up your history books, probably created at a printing press controlled by PC's, along with almost everything else on the planet..

[FunkteonRecordings]

@FunkteonRecordings On a side note, have you opened up your Mac lately, you'll find that Apple don't even manufacture their gear anymore, that's right, it's full of PC engineered equipment like AMD, ATI Radeon and Intel. All resulting from the inception of IBM many many many years before Apple...

[jaymeeface]

@FunkteonRecordings Why get a book that was printed when i can just download an ibook to my ipad 2 with awesome graphics and video that get free updates :)

[MNiTwInInG]

@jaymeeface lol do your research you are so wrong.

[FunkteonRecordings]

@jaymeeface Hey, get on your iPad and see if you can visit beatport dot com.. Oh that's right, no flash player.. So basically, about half of the world's websites aren't loadable to your shitty iToy.. Your King is dead and his backward, thieving ideology will die a slow death with him..

[jaymeeface]

@FunkteonRecordings My ipad supports flash player thank you very much :) im not in to beatport but i had a look, very colourful i can see why you like it. Bless ya

stay safe and have a great life :D

[wlegate]

hahaha, he's rocking the bieber!

[jhsounds]

You see, prescription glass was a sign of wealth in those days.

[Knowurconception]

You got the idea for Windows from Apple.

[jimjamgumbob]

@Knowurconception who in turn got it from Xerox

[mystupidstory]

@jimjamgumbob true..

but gates broke the pirates code when he stole from a thief(r.i.p jobs)..

[jimjamgumbob]

@mystupidstory I'm not sure if you're joking but that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard

[mystupidstory]

@jimjamgumbob close to but nt exctly..

mac guys at apple calls themselves the pirates..

and jobs took gui n mouse tech from xerox

under the guise of designing apps for mac,gates stole these ideas from him..

[slugnbozo]

@jimjamgumbob It's actually true.

[jimjamgumbob]

@slugnbozo I know that, what I was referring to as retarded is the idea that somehow what Gates did was worse than what Jobs did because Jobs was the "original thief"

[slugnbozo]

@jimjamgumbob Ah yeah sorry, I get what you're saying and agree. Though it's worth noting that Apple were the first to put the ideas behind the Xerox Star into a computer not considered a workstation (a big difference in the early 80s). And Apple engineers worked very hard doing it right. So Microsoft took a far bigger shortcut than did Apple.

[TilskKarishma]

Omg he is so cute! ^^

[kiraofthewasteland]

God presentation has changed alot XD so formal

[mystupidstory]

what a d:ck!

look at him... gleaming as though he actually did something other than CNTRL-C, CNTRL-V from Jobs'(r.i.p) job(Macintosh)..

.

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nope i dont use either pc or mac.. i'm neutral in here... ;)

[jimjamgumbob]

@mystupidstory of course you are, deary

[najusable]

One of the brilliant minds.

[SickzMedia]

HOW THE FUCK U GET THIS VIDEO XD ?

[thernbang]

the funniest thing i ever seen, which tells me that apple kicks ass

[RooshMoosh]

Honey, I shrunk America!

[RafaKBLudo]

Who's that punk? No one's ever gonna believe him.

[electrakamusiccovers]

bill gates is sexy af

[oXbOxr00X]

HAIL Bill Gates! 

[ethanradd]

Today those would be Hipster glasses

[johneymute]

you can only look to the future when you look at a window,haha lol.

[livemeyer]

Those are the biggest glasses I've ever seen.

[thedennisgame]

@livemeyer Yeah they're like Windows, See what i did there

[leonardotmcosta]

hipster glasses

[afhst3]

I can just imagine the joy someone must have felt sitting in front a desktop from that era while periodically cranking their neck over in the direction of a TV-VCR combo in an attempt to learn a buggy, primitive operating system that has caused them to use their computer's system restore CD 3 times in the first week of ownership!

[ThrakaAndy]

@afhst3 Why? Were they using a Macintosh? Booyah, tellin' jokes like a boss too!

[godvergeten]

"Everything's blue... baby....

Quick, I want you to hide me."

[xXCrypticalCodexX]

Holly crap Lmfaoooooooooooooo Look at those glasses Lol

[ToysTechNerdiness]

Gotta love that intro card: Video Tutorial!

[troglodyto]

what date was this?

[metalosanyic]

LOOOOOOOOLLLL

[nkorslund]

After making this video he gave his glasses to Alan Greenspan.

[HerrSchmutz]

Good thing he had a cheat sheet on the computer screen...

[MARPSTE]

so nerdy it's actually cool

[lemonjellies]

Compare Gates presentation style to that of Jobs. :D

[Ograws]

I can see the future..... It looks blue

[2kidsfreestyle]

Bill, talking like a horseshit helps others to fall a sleep immediantly

[inamonianim]

Joe Ninety

[Tomajdafrytrix]

Artie Ziff :D

[ThePrimenumbers]

Looks the fuckin Milky Bar Kid !!!

[MrUtopia77]

@ThePrimenumbers gotta love the 80's and 90's...back when this was in style

[jukcoder]

Bill The Great, more likely

[VagineerHuur]

Hello, I'm Gabe Newell, and welcome to Team Fortress 2.

[peepay225]

Do you realize how young he looked? He was 36 at that time!

[Dilster3k]

Fool copied Apple.

[meetajhu]

He is laughing at Steve jobs for stealing his idea.

[turboa]

Straighten your tie!

[Heptasmegistus]

@turboa He can't hear you, this was 25 years ago.

[MrCanibalrabbit34]

@Heptasmegistus plus it's a video

[mainmedic]

@turboa That's how geeks wore them back then

[SquareCrystal]

Thumbs up if you are an Indian.

[bigaldev]

still today 400.000.000 in 2011 with windows 7 are in houses and companies 1/3 are macs and droid..maybe somenone in the comments list below ownes them! lol

[makedonas86]

He kinda reminds me of BORIS from Goldeneye!

[davi55x]

@makedonas86 Invincible !

[leoregisfrance]

Steve!!!!!

[fourfing3es]

He's gay

[anguruso]

Hi I'm a kid pretending to be an adult.

[eatcarpet]

Hello, I'm a geek.

[Hunkola]

Why Gates look all bug-eyed with those glasses ??

[macbookfan33]

Except that apple first implemented the graphical user interface for the consumer market, then bill gates went to work at apple, learning. Then he created windows.

[Kingddd333]

@macbookfan33 Like Steve Jobs said himself, good artists borrow, great artists steal.

[idelta777]

@macbookfan33 before that, Steve went to Xerox PARC, saw the original graphic interface, and then Lisa and Macintosh were born

[kcfbramps11]

hello im bill gates,and im richer than all of you poor basterds

[FilipinorenderHD]

hello im bill gates, WELCOME TO JACKASS!

[smithyvip]

his glasses are windows

[K1llerEel]

i bet they just made up 1983 because that was the year before the macintosh came out

[1441bullman]

i never new Bill Gates looked like that

[heymisterderp]

This was right before he got bit by the spider.

[MegaMLGProductions]

Charman? lol he said it like Charman.

[MrYorkshireFella]

They called it windows cause he wears windows on his face...booyah, tellin' jokes like a boss!

[QuadResponse]

@MrYorkshireFella haha like a boss pmsl

[BrooklynBros]

he may be a nerd, but he got more pussy and money than all of you jocks

[rlilewis]

damnit I wanted to see the presentation of 3.1 that wouldve been funny.

[XzRecolz]

Number 1 nerd in the world.

[aaroninclub]

Talk bout BIG NERRRDY glasses !

[mario0318]

His smirking convinced me he was making money off me just by watching the video.

[MrHoppers002]

well the guy makes 300 dollars per second. I mean can you imagine it you make thousands of dollars just going to the bathroom for 1 minute lol

[Lui2040]

Nerd and billionaire!

[SurvivalistSong]

bill's glasses are so big, it would be fine for him to have an extra set of eyeballs in his cheekbones

[Zholat]

I wanted to take that look.

[robochick101]

press 5 for WORD!!!

[refeeance]

@robochick101 woooorrrdd :D

[SwedishPredator200]

press 1 quickly :)

[ShadowDreadblade]

@SwedishPredator200 Hahahahahahahaahahaha!

[MeeeeetallicA]

Press 8 for bill to kiss u

[TheMotykesz]

OWNED BY BILL GATES

[piratesmvp]

He needs to fix his tie.

[elstyr]

Hello, I lost my glasses, and today morning a chairman hit me in the face. Later, I found some giant glasses. The end.

[Harelgur]

lame glasses

[metersocket00]

Wait I'm confused is this fake

[SophiaVIP]

@metersocket00 its real :)

[13thmistral]

@metersocket00 this sertainly looks real :)

[dreamspheree]

Why is he laughing?

[DickHead69able]

@dreamspheree coz he's a rich fucker

[TheTechShit]

hm... weird im watching the "future" of computers on a mac book air... ironic

[xeroxusify]

@TheTechShit yeah funny bout that..whats funnier is that your  "mac " is now using the same intel processors as everyone else...

[abcdefghij633]

Nerd e rico. lol

[SWOgottaGO]

Bill.... with those glasses the only one able to see the future is you!

[smokemylungsblak]

does looking for the rest of this vodeo make me a.... fuk it

[vawriss3]

those GLASSES ARE BLOCKING OUT THE SUN!!!

[nakugaka]

back in the day we stole the idea from texas industries same as apple dit for the gui and the mouse but almost nobody knows this and this is no conspiracy against them but a fucking fact that you can find your self

[pd3331]

HE IS SUCH A FUCKING DORK!!

[FlipidusX]

NERD!!

[SilentG20]

I'd had given him a thumbs up when this was aired and so I wouldn't be discouraging an ambitious geek, regardless of all his tastelessness. But now that it is 2011, boy you can get nothing from me but boos and insults. Sorry, but your blue screens of death and all of the other rubbish you'd given the world in 30 years leaves no other choice.

[iEatPorkchop]

@SilentG20 The problem with having the freedom to change your world as you see fit is you could do something wrong. That's why Windows computers sometimes crash, and sometimes BSOD. There's no limit to what you can change on Windows, hell you can even change the Windows GUI and Windows Explorer. The problem with limitless customization is you can do the wrong thing and make something bad happen. That's why some people should have a Mac, so they can't possibly fuck anything up.

[SilentG20]

@iEatPorkchop

Frankly, if you're giving an OS to people claiming it's so trustworthy you could put your very personal photos and documents on, so reliable that you could start your valuable projects on, so fast that you could keep working on an app for days without glitches or crashes that would enforce you to quit your career... etc you see, people are sickened mostly not because of how retarded windows os is, but it's rather because of all the false claims and the lies microsoft used to sell

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

look at the glasses.... never seen such big glasses

[ashamaniq]

I wonder how many people back in the day thought, heh this nerd will one day be rich and own a 50,000sqft house.

[my9akvision]

press 3 peter grifin)))

[andi123628]

Hold 6



[IrateGamingZealot]

Such charisma.

[mdsva]

wtf

[aly369]

As I watched this... MSN crashed !

[xenomorphelv426]

Windows has been inspired by his Glass...

[dondopa]

@xenomorphelv426 oh gawd!!!

[96Kava96]

Those glasses are really...BIG

[Festivejelly]

People laugh at him but holy shit he was right :P

[iRouRoui]

this guy can fuck any girl he wants in the world, even my mom can't say no to him

[fuck4freei]

dll and exe sux. U predicted a she@, Xerox done it all, for u CP/M also

[MrComputerfan]

He looks really funny at 0:26

[Uberdude25]

Could he possibly look any more ridiculous with those glasses.

[OriginalShuffler]

Nice glasses.

[MrComputerfan]

@OriginalShuffler Very big glasses!

[Gtlgrid]

Why does this remind me of Sheldon Cooper??

[Th3King86]

@Gtlgrid Because they both have Asperger's syndrome.

[missmorganphoenix]

Evil, thy name is Bill.