Hard News 02/01/11

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

Well it is... in the form of Halo Anniversary!

[Mangiff]

Silly Destin, everybody knows that once you kill Jared's temporal physical embodyment, his soul will seek out a new body and transform it completely! . . .

. . . "I'm Jared and that was Hard News!"

[key099able]

he only needed some brown/yellow on the camera

[NumeralKillerlive]

Everybody has a troll in them unfortunately mine has showed it's self on the comments page.I apologize. Also @williamkendrick don't feed trolls

[NumeralKillerlive]

@williamkendrick please note that I said and,I quote "In my opinion," also ia

[masterchiefisawomen]

you...shot...jared D:

[NumeralKillerlive]

@GrubVid see comment below this one.

[NumeralKillerlive]

Please do not put words in my mouth such as " Horrible," all I am simply suggesting is that 343 studios MAY not create a good game. Also in my opinion the Kinect is quite flawed, weather or not the game will be good and/or the current technical problems the Kinect faces will be patched is not yet known. Thank you

[williamkendrick]

@NumeralKillerlive which, noob, is the exact same thing as implying it WILL be horrible

stop with the fucking semantics troll; your game has been revealed.

dont drink the bong water kid.

[ThreeDaysOfDan]

@NumeralKillerlive reminds me of 989 studios fucked up twisted mettal

[tuber52]

fuckin sony and there firmware

[DangerasTM]

i love the comic story telling it reminded me of max payne...and i love max payne

[588Board]

OMG time ran out.... SHIT go get it!!

[dunnobutwayne]

halo franchise isnt a kids toy already??

[virtuafighterman]

lmao my cousin's ps3 broke bcuz of that fucking update

[retrofan9]

Damn, I was just about to start downloading it too, then I just said "fuck it" with all of these updates and went to bed. lol at the ending

[sonicguy180]

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT WHY MY PS3 ISN'T DOWNLOADING STUFF FAST ENOUGH AND WHY I GOT CRAPPY FREE MUSIC THAT I CAN'T DELETE!!!!!!!!!

I JUST HOPE THEY ACTUALLY FIX IT

[gamerscore773]

Jared NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[WillSerenity]

Tell the pirates to keep their hands where it doesn't belong and Sony will quit updating the firmware. Piracy is such a negative and, yet, these people are touted as heroes. All the firmware updates, the DRM that you all bitch about, piracy is one of the main causes. BUUUTTTT, can't talk bad about pirates, can we?

[MajinSpleen]

Theres only so much you can do with a Kinect........ like dance around your living room like a dumb ass. That's about it really.

[ptwob]

good thing i got a 60gb model 1, to bad the blueray laser is to dirty to read my games.

[Exarian]

screw sony and their firmware updates. they either are pointless, don't work, or take away an awesome feature that I freaking loved because I could use the other OS function to make a cheap but powerful PC of the PS3, but when people found out how to do it again and started telling people how to do it, they get sued.

[Electroguy1996]

I liked the karma system in inFamous

[killerj641]

I'm glad nothing is wrong with Nintendo's stuff.

[Gamerboyxboxandps3]

40 gig launch ps3 ftw :)

[maxxdblade]

Aww... Jared... Nooo...

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

120GB

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[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

i have a pre-2010 slim model and nothin happened

[Ostnizdasht206]

I have the FAT PS3 60GB and home and I love it!

[Ostnizdasht206]

Kinect + Halo? That's a fail waiting to happen..

[Rorschach1212]

HEY that camera man is Pro Jared! Sweet.

[The1AndOnlyPopper]

Nice new recording/editing style!

[willem01]

OMG!! i dont have anything to say!!!!

[metaleggman18]

Ew pre roll ads. Might just start watching these on ScrewAttack. lol perhaps that's part of your plan...

[OllyBlog]

Knabenbauer! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[NumeralKillerlive]

Has everybody forgotten that bungie no longer makes Halo games and that the kinect is a horrible console add-on?

[GoolevskiSb]

@NumeralKillerlive it is horrible, but its a sucessfull horrible add on.

[darcysmack]

@NumeralKillerlive

I think it has a lot of potential....... out side the gaming marking, come on microsoft!

[DangerasTM]

@NumeralKillerlive no i remember...unfortunately

[GrubVid]

@NumeralKillerlive why do you think its horrible may i ask ? because you cant get off your ass to play it ? or you cant afford it ?

[MontHenryKnitly]

um....video games have been toys already.... >.>

[TheSecondEvolution]

So 3.56 is the new 2.40?

[PirateDrive]

NOOOOOOOO, JARED!

[ahreurink]

the camara man falls down with his camera while his camera is on a tripod? :P

[ashlynx1]

i swear the opening zoom was more zoomed than usual it scared me

[raptors11111]

Resistance 3 looks awesome.

[Samail666]

What Jared gets for his MM10 VGR.

[CSHawkins100]

Looks like the cameraman...

*puts on sunglasses*

...just got fired.

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[TheMooseofBattle]

@CSHawkins100 Oh man! I love Law and Order!

[CSHawkins100]

@TheMooseofBattle Actually it's from CSI: Miami.

[TheMooseofBattle]

@CSHawkins100 I know, I was just messing around.

[EdmondSwitch]

That Ending was great

[GarredHATES]

this is way I love hardnews. now I gotta wait to play my ps3 dammit.

[spritemaster11]

lol

[Kaibaman41]

-_- This just comes and proves the official Updates...just sucks

[TheAutoReviewer]

Damn and that camera guy had one day til retirement. xD

[ZezKaiEll777]

@TheAutoReviewer He's getting to old for this shit lol

[TheAutoReviewer]

@ZezKaiEll777 He just been been revoked! ;)

[williamkendrick]

@TheAutoReviewer mmmmust.... getttt. tooooo hospitallll... BLARGH

he will remain in our memory forever :)

[CaptianPWN]

How was XP a bad idea?

[Ashwykes]

Get a hair cut!.........Oh wait

[mynameisflorida]

You hate the Kinect because it has nothing to offer hardcore gamers, right? If you've been saying all along that the Kinect lacks appeal to the hardcore market, then don't throw a tantrum when you hear a hardcore game like Halo could finally debut with Kinect.

[Caboose4rpresident]

@mynameisflorida I have to agree with you there, but the main problem i'm seeing with this is how well it would work, i'm willing to give it a shot but it better not suck.

[ZeroDragon]

Hahaha the end was funny xD.

[GamesPlayer1]

haha nice

[RapidRProductions]

This is HARD news!!

[Kattenslilla]

DESTIN! NO! NOT THE KITTENS! DONT DO IT! KILL THE CAMERA MAN, FINE, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIM? BUT THE FUCKING KITTENS! DONT DO IT!

[Daegonath]

how the hell would halo kinect work anyway?

[grimlock047]

halo fanchise a KIDS toy?

ZOMG who would have thought that was ever possible!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!1111oneoneeleve­n

yeah, thumb me down all you want but you know it to be true (same as all the lastest CoD games). the real shooters don't have regenerative health and michael bay stories

[LonginusSO]

Don't see the big problem with the halo franchise. Everything was shit after halo 2, they're just adding on to it as normal.

[jacobmasta]

Halo kinect....Oh God No!

[elmokoning]

This isn't hard news.

[DrSniperLT]

@elmokoning No this is POW! HA-HA! News

[mattcattt]

Cheeky Laptop auto cue ;D

[badcoin]

BOOMHEADSHOT.wav

[ValleyDave]

one shot one kill O__O

[XjunkygeticdudeX]

resistance 3 !

[xRocketzFighterx]

Halo Kinect? I knew microsoft would do something stupid since bungie left them but not this.

[chrisat928]

The issue is if you try to change out the harddrive, otherwise, it's fine.

[thug0071984]

I'm not Destin and I LOVE HARD NEEEWS........

[viperxeon]

BOLLOCKS! I downloaded it as well, haven't check my PS3 since.

[CyC10n345]

Oh come on a Halo Kinnect.Lets hope it's not true. Come on Would anyone want to play Halo with that crappy Kinnect system.

[controllerthrowers]

epic ending 

[WiiDudeWii]

Haha epic endinh

[gamershark]

PS3 hackers found out that the newest Sony firmware, 3.56, had a rootkit

[Deth280483]

grand theft auto style?

[kingbooforums]

"Halo kinnect"

stop- I mean KEPT WATCHING BECAUSE FINALLY THERE MAKING HALO ACTUALLY FUN TO PLAU

[reixo]

Am I the only one who is getting worse framerate on screwattack than on youtube? :S

[ToonamiFaithful]

Here come the hookers.

[HubbsTheThird]

Now that's how you end a show.

[Fawkes002]

is the cameraman jared with the "pro reviews"?

[DMJared]

@Fawkes002 Yahp.

[Fawkes002]

@DMJared nice! hey i love your reviews, you should do more! i would love to see a review of two worlds 2.

[DestinRL]

@DMJared damn it he survived. How did you get out of my trunk?

[mrsanMan]

NO!!! JARRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MayDayWatson5]

You made the right choice,Destin. Those kittens were probably commies.

[THEPRINCEOFALLSAYINS]

@ austgyu its youtube who the fuck cares man get the fuck outta here u nerd

[THEPRINCEOFALLSAYINS]

oo ok lmao

[TDWlive]

thats what he gets for not making more nametags, i loved that show :(

[Grm0xlr2xD]

@TDWlive

Aaaa nametags was fun=)

His reviews are fun too=p

Lol poor jared xD

[zeong542]

why would you shoot him?!

[David9413]

@zeong542 So he can shoot red lightning, duh.

[powerpc127]

Where was the goldeneye blood screen?

[SamuraiRedux]

@powerpc127

Damn you beat me to it lol. Someone should really make that and put it up as a response

[TheLoadingScreenz]

Cool I have the old PS3, but I really never update the damn thing because the second I'm done the 2 hour download a new update's up the next day.

[grapesvine]

Good choice, good ending.

[MiguelDrakeford]

Glad i didnt upload xD CFW 3.55 ftw :D:D:D:D

[Seanileus2]

Pfft, like Halo was any good before.

Maybe this Infamous won't be a mediocre game at best this time around.

I really didn't like this episode.

[greenblobo9]

screwattack please answer this question. PENUS?

[Ronok888]

DESTIN KILLED JARED!!! NOW WHO WILL REVIEW TWO WORLDS 2!?!?!?!?!?!!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3afterPM]

Second day in a row you didn't sign off right, Destin. I am disappoint.

[guitarsword15]

Augh! You just HAD to show the creepy PS3 commercial when talking about the firmwire

[jackkuro]

I though you wouldn't have a Hard News today!

Well, great vid as usual

[Yetiforce]

Dr. Pepper shirt at the end rules!

[Gameplayer112]

lol love it when screwattack does the karma decision in their vids

[sadpickle1]

love reading the description box

[RebelTaxi99]

I sort of expected to see a flow of blood fallowed by the Goldeneye death sound to play at the end

[TheCGCProductions]

Save me a Hooker !!!!

[187onthecop]

i hate both systems i love the games but the systems always break fuck xbox and ps3 love ya call of duty

[SUCKRPUNCHED]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Halo's on Kinect, LMAO

[megabenx]

jared nooooooooooo

[killajoy714]

haha good thing i have not played on my ps3 in a while, since that firmware update will fuck up my console lol.

[drunkvaderaz]

funny how sony's firmware always sucks ass when xbox has had no firmware issues(yes i know they have the RROD but no firmware issues)

[thevisualboy37]

Playstation 3: It only does:

a crappy job updating

rip-offs of the Wii

hyped up 3D which makes you look stupid if you're wearing glasses

nothing (good).

[TheCGCProductions]

@thevisualboy37 Hey, at least it did something.... It got their Advertising Campaign stuck into your little peanut size of a brain. Y O U U N D E R S T A N D ! ! ! !

[fsmetal]

goodbye sack full of kittens! masturbation was going to kill you anyway

[ultimatepower]

Sony's failure when it comes to firmware updates isn't news it's to be expected  by now.

[papercanfly]

LOL at the camera mans face xD. Good work as usual Destin!

[ultimatepower]

Sony's failures when it comes to firmware updates ins't news are to be expected by now.

[willywonkaMusic13]

amazin job, i thought i wouldn't get my daily hard news goodies.

[UltimaKeyMaster]

I guess Destin just became...*sunglasses* Infamous.

[firetube93]

@UltimaKeyMaster YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[jbird188]

@UltimaKeyMaster YEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[lorddremen]

kinda looking metrosexual there D!

[orbitmint4]

thumbs up for 60 gig ps3 systems

[z0diak1990]

The second time in a row the show didn't end with the fingerpoint :(

I fear change.

[tiaxanderson]

@z0diak1990 You could technically call it finger point. Though I heard the cameraman liked the original better ;)

[rifleman1002]

Due to the snowstorm. Craig said you not doing a HArd News tomorrow. Do it in your house.

[captainclayman]

you guys should upgrade to an HD camera for this show.

[winesti]

Who has access to the Screwattack Youtube channel?

[thenintendo64nerd]

@winesti destin has

[ThisQuietKid]

the ending was genius

[WeShallC]

so thats how Destin deals with rejection....

[Haroids]

Pro Jared? O_o

[darkspire91]

Destin, you now owe us two "this is Hard News!"

[ProtoSnake]

Speaking of Kinect I just made a Kinect ad, I hope you guys love it because this will convince you to buy one... Not! But seriously check it out.

[TheCrimsonLion]

he made the right choice

[Leathertoast]

Glad to see you returned to the good old intro. The others weren't bad, but these are just good.

[MoGaDeX]

Hey Destin, sleeping much? Your eyes look effed up...

[Bman54X]

Are you saying that Halo isn't already a kid's toy? Do you know how many 8 year olds play Halo?

[sonicatlas]

@Bman54X None,they all play Call of Duty.

[jay4gamers1]

lol

[ShaDow9167]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WEIRDBOYKZer0]

you made the rite choice to shoot the camera man

[Peteman12]

Did anyone else hear spermware?

[southpark1834]

Wait DMJared is your camera guy?

[DMJared]

@southpark1834 Yup.

[southpark1834]

@DMJared Wow cool. Great videos by the way

[Renafuse]

You Shot me!

[nintedopersonman2]

Can't wait for Infamous 2 it's going to be the only console game I buy this year, besides when I finally pickup my copy of GT5

[endauthority]

Since when was Halo NOT a kids toy?

These over the top M rated games are made to appeal to young kids who think theyre mature.

[davidschelhas33]

ps3 spokes man is a idiot hes a asshole that sounds like hes the best thing ever when i see him on tv i just want to punch him in his stupid face i own all 3 systems and like them all the same but that guy pisses me right the fuck off

[jamesrozk]

hahaahahahaahah hilarious love this shit

[mastertrent]

DAMNIT, i already updated it  :O:O:O:O:O:O

[IceCipriani21]

Love the karma ending.

[ironsight2gammer]

Dude i need a new computer this one doesn't work half the time

[BloodScorchedSun]

lol fucking awesome ending!

[sikokiller12]

thought their was not gonna be hard news today because of being snowed in at Dallas

[TheJoeDean]

I could leave a comment saying I really liked this episode or I could get in my car rob several gas stations and convenience stores, steal a cop car, and then set various establishments on fire.

[Dan1loBr]

loved that ending xD

[JesseRyanOlver]

Anyone one else have the org. 60 gig YLOD on them?

[aczumel]

wow you guys actually had the balls to drive on the icy Dallas roads just to shoot this. *sniff* I love you guys. Plus looks like you two will be staying the night at the hq.

[THEPRINCEOFALLSAYINS]

holy shit dam dude ur hairline is fucked up

[TheMcBurks]

@THEPRINCEOFALLSAYINS That's the first thing I noticed too dude. lol

@THEPRINCEOFALLSAYINS I was wearing a h