Volkswagen Golf R32 Dyno launch

[schnitzerpower]

//R IDIOT !!

[adrianok5]

funny

[MFnDahk]

I had to rewind it twice because it sounded like the sound loaded before the video, it didn't, he really did try to launch on a dyno.

[tmdvw]

darn!!! i was looking at honda's

[1StIwY1]

240p, we meet again...

[simza03]

@1StIwY1 lame youtube comment, we meet again. again. and again.

[denkata91]

WOOOOOOOOOO WTF ! O.o NICE !

[Bakugan783]

i don't trust on dynos

[moojeek]

Стропальщик мудак)))

[Pippo2392]

ahaha

[TEMPLE7D]

Everyone shitted in their selves

[cjlowndes]

balloon head

[harleynog]

how to eat a gear box

by.. THIS SHIT DRIVER.

[bike2458]

pus el problema fue q no tensaron bien el cable

[thepopesmokesdope2k6]

lol @ the guy in the blue and cream jacket, reaction time of a drying towel

[FORDGTGULF]

CHI CUNNI

[RiotRoit]

not too mutch power, just a idiot

[Bryzenn]

@RiotRoit you're calling him an idiot when you just spelled "much" m-u-T-c-h?

[flurry]

@activenetzwerke

You can clearly see the double exhausts, exclusive of R32s,

the inimitable burble of a 6 cylinder engine that no muffler kit can replicate if you don't have a 3.2

AND most important, the rear wheels ejecting the car forward.

R32 and AWD

[flurry]

In the hands of a butterfinger premature ejaculator,

such fine automobile is a terrible waste.

[gj3rmund]

@NoZzLeZz not really, just a stupid driver

[CaliDzrtrat]

R32 doesnt like the Dyno :/

[SONYMAN915]

THOSE DUMBASS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO STRAP ON THE CAR. THAT CAR HAS NO POWER . LOL CUTE TOY.

[PorschephileRS]

@SONYMAN915 Umm, he dumped the clutch on an AWD. No two dyno straps could hold that. Dumbass.

[AyeItsMike]

@SONYMAN915 Dumbass needs to turn caps lock off.

[SONYMAN915]

@AyeItsMike Really all you damn youtubers are always complaining about my caps. You can't read in all caps or what, same shit,

[sonikee1]

@activenetzwerke it obviously did, he is an x-men

[JDwhacker]

Must be those straps are only good up to 60 horsepower.

[XFolf]

Dumping the clutch on a dyno... real smart.

[ameerahmd]

its FF ...its not a r32 ,the r32 is AWD

[PorschephileRS]

@ameerahmd That was an R32... Just open your ears and you will "see".

[purkata]

ahahahha :D lol

[MakeMeAlwaysColored]

dump ass xD

[f1vescr3ws]

Who's in charge of straps?

[supboy666]

@arronk09 i agree id say the sound is extremely nice on the VW VR6 engines. Nicer than their performance id say.

[kristantoandreas23]

its so awesome, only need 4 seconds to get heart attack

[Averywashere]

why would you dump the clutch on a dyno

[LordPS3]

@Averywashere cuz he's dumb stupid dildo cock jerkoff titsass!

[mk4guy]

Can i book a dyno session at your shop?....lol

[thyaaawad]

some1 in that room def shit their pants

[A4ANT]

VW owners.... YOU CANT DRIFT .... ESPECIALLY NOT ON A DYNO

[KyleLaughs]

@A4ANT yes, because that was intentional.

[A4ANT]

@KyleLaughs

Typical ... V.A.G ina's

[mark26z31]

I like how the guy in the black shirt put his arms up like he was gonna stop a 3000 pound piece of metal..

[TurboMaxh]

houston, we have a problem..

[Black57aR]

@NoZzLeZz Over 9000, right? :D

[overclockedamd123]

yea great job gunning it right off the bat and not spooling up the dyno.

[rodman23t]

wonder if the retards that tied the car down have figured out why you NEVER cross your straps

[markstalman]

@arronk09

Also rice refers to japanese cars, and vw is obviously german.

[arronk09]

@markstalman Yep i know that lol

[ponty007]

Haha!! Putting your hand out ain't gunna stop it crushing you mr operator!

[psnWarPigs463]

@ponty007 He used the force...hahaha :D

[s6sputnik]

I was there the strap did break! and it is AWD :)

[flo1234x]

One wheel horespower :D OWHP lol

[thegreatcb7]

remind me never to take my car to THAT dyno...

[jhaze918]

not good

[wd4000000]

Nice to see gay ppl enjoying a nice invigorating dyno session.

[vdubmkiv]

haldex kicked in

[maxybbg]

why its fwd??? doesn't R32 awd?

[accountname098]

@maxybbg dick, shut the fuck up

[maxybbg]

@accountname098 Wtf? You mad? What's wrong with you hard day at school?

[accountname098]

@maxybbg no, just your retarded ass comment pissed me off for that exact second. then i was back to normal when i told you to shut the fuck up. :D

[maxybbg]

@accountname098 I don't see anything retarded in my comment.. ¬.¬

[accountname098]

@maxybbg are you sure? hmmm???? O_o

[20bking]

If that where my car it would be time to take it home!!!!!!

[AHNAYAL8R]

LOL the guy to the Left doesnt even React, as if he knew it was going to happen

[DjLeon95Antiracist]

They should be happy it didn't happend at high speed (probably they would be fucked)

[energeticmouse]

try duct tape.

[cheeverracing89]

has anyone else noticed that almost all of the dyno problems have been with pos imports... i think that says something about the people that deal with them

[YuLost2X]

@cheeverracing89 not really, it depends on what you type in......... u can type in pos import jumps of dyno or pos muscle car jumps off dyno, u get plenty of search results for both

[lardauk]

Lol the guy think he is on a drugster line. He just launch the car! haah

[dalestaner11]

awd?



[AHNAYAL8R]

@dalestaner11 Yes, R32's are AWD

[soxrulz]

ur straps suck

[JDCoolMan21]

I think their first mistake was doing this to a VW Golf.....

[colin4393]

@JDCoolMan21 R32's fucking rape.

[Brad211]

@JDCoolMan21 Why?? Its an R32. And why did you watch the video?

[fordboy4ever]

I ended up here because I came across a "jumped off dyno" video and decided I needed to see what other idiots misery I can entertain myself with... I am at a loss as to why there is not at least chain from the vehicle to the ratchet strap???

[TheBigtiny20]

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IF I WAS THEM I WOULD USE THICK CHAINS AND I WOULD BE WAY BACK IN THE BOOTH GETTING MY DICK SUCK WHILE I GET MY BALLS SHAVED BY THE MANAGER OF THE SHOP BUT THATS JUST ME

[deadsinz]

looks like pros

[easternbikerkidd]

Y did they rev so high before putting the car in gear?

[youaintshit77]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Now he clearly doesn't know how to put a car on a dyno hahahaha and whats that guy in the black doing? he puts his hand out to stop the car hahahah!

[Blix718]

Nice

[MiniOne82]

lmfaooo talk about shitting yourself 

[chopshop85]

Thats what you get for being a smart arse trying to "launch" on rollers.

[Paiste402]

"whoah"

lol

[91DAintegraB20]

Wow the roller brakes were still on

[samw454]

Ha, good riddens to bad rubbish.

[mustanggt31]

if you look closely it looks like it sends power to the rear wheels just before it goes off the dyno. Not sure but thats what it looks like to me.

[3niDougla]

Not an R32...it's a fwd Golf or GTI

[invisiblebarriers]

@3niDougla errmmmm no its not, the fact its on a 4wd dyno gives it away that the car is a 4wd which makes it an r32, another SMALL give away is the rear wheels start spinning.

[invisiblebarriers]

@3niDougla sorry dude, my bad, seems you're right, i watched it without speakers...... thort it jumped off on launch, when i turned the sound up i realised the car was actually under load.

i appologise good sir.

[3niDougla]

@invisiblebarriers

No, actually, you're right. I jumped into that one too quick. It is an R32. It's AWD but fwd until the rear wheels are needed. My apologies on that one.

[jadakissboi]

They still require a AWD dyno...

[3niDougla]

@jadakissboi

Of course. Even though it's not a permanent AWD, they will still require an AWD dyno just in case situations like this happen...all four wheels activating.

[jadakissboi]

@3niDougla

No, that's where you make the mistake. It is a PERMANENT AWD set up but the power is mainly sent to the front wheels. Do some research on it before you preach.

[3niDougla]

@jadakissboi

In fact, I'm not preaching. Thanks for the correction. What I meant is that it's not a fulltime AWD [like Subaru's etc, where all four wheels are constantly getting power].

[Parag0n]

dyno fail, thats why I always stand way back when mines on the dyno.

seen to many accidents and if you car grenades while on the dyno 9 time outs of 10 the operator isn't going to pay for it.

[shadyredline]

whooooooooo thank god for fwd

[Julumkana]

Morons, you're supposed to chain the car down so that doesn't happen.

[killionair13]

nice save

[brizax]

uhhhh r32a are awd, why are the back wheels not turning? did he leave the ebrake on? wtf lol

[KONTRAone]

its not permanent awd, so the rears only turn when the fronts break traction

[invisiblebarriers]

@KONTRAone this cant be true, ive seen loadsa r32's on rolling roads and every single one spins all 4 wheels.

[KONTRAone]

@invisiblebarriers you dont have to take my word for it dude, look it up. they will spin all fours, but only after front grip is exhausted (which is what you saw here). the car was initially under minimal load, allowing the fronts to handle the power. but as soon as he started the pull, the front wheels were overwhelmed and the haldex controller split the torque.

[invisiblebarriers]

@KONTRAone i'll take your word for it, lol, im not a vdub expert and not on to argue if i dont have the knowledge. Just thought it was a little strange.

[91DAintegraB20]

@KONTRAone as u can see the rollers didnt move so they still had the brakes on

[MrPoohnannie]

If you look closely you can see the guy in the back shit his pants as the VW skids sideways....lol

[Beldar4214]

LOL

[pnoyislandboy]

wow they make drift dynos now?

[cjellwood]

will someone please redesign the dyno lol

[NissanNismoRacer]

i know its fwd but that was crazy!

[Dirtracer6516]

Its an AWD. You should know that "NissanNismoRacer"

[NissanNismoRacer]

i stand corrected i dont know alot about r32s

[hardwoodgoat]

Do some research Racer

[kkmoederlelijk]

AGHHAHAHWHHAH

[teapestanlaspatas]

JAJAA DO IT AGAIN MAN!!!!!

[pen1510ve]

i like how that guy stuck out his hand. he thought he could stand there and stop the car himself .

maybe he watched too much twilight

[ka24240]

moraisinimputavel it is all wheel drive u just cant see the front wheels turning but u can see them do something up there lol

[mgmjferg89]

wrong. clearly he launched it. the back wheels didnt move till he dumped it

[hillbilly800]

damn rice burner

[arronk09]

I don't think so...Not many people would regard Golf R32's as "rice" because unlike rice, R32's have respectable power and a half decent sound.

[hippoyell]

I believe it's not considered "rice" because it is not manufactured by a predominantly rice consuming country such as the Honda, Nissan, Toyota etc.

I believe anything made in German does not qualify as "rice"

[trevorpollo]

its still an import tuner. buy american

[yellowmusicfreak]

@arronk09 "half-decent" would be a tragic understatement. And I believe you mean respectable torque, Hondas do make big power, they just can't get off the line w/o revving the balls off it.

[arronk09]

@yellowmusicfreak Yep that is what I mean but the rice I was talking about was the 1.4 and 1.6 engines w/o VTEC more common here in Europe.

[Jelko90]

@arronk09 half decent sound?have you heard any r32?its best car sound in world..no v8 no v12 can sound that perfect

[liamcollister]

@arronk09 How can they be rice anyway, they're Bratwurst Sausage!

[saf768]

wtf

[itsNards]

@arronk09 and rice refers to JDM's and VW is german

[arronk09]

@itsNards Yep my thoughts exactly :)

[mgmjferg89]

uh people need to learn that you dont fucking launch on a dyno

[MrAnnan81]

that guy in the white and blue jacket got so rattled

[moraisinimputavel]

isnt r32 all wheel drive??

why the hell this car is only fwd? was "performance tunned"?

[mgmjferg89]

wtf u didnt see the rear wheels spin up while still on the dyno? clear your eyes and pay attention

[moraisinimputavel]

i need to clear my eyes??

ok, let me explain to you like u

are a 4 years old child. may be u will understand

only the front wheels were spinning on top of the dino, the rear ones werent.

when the car jumped off, it run away to the front and, as amazing as u might think, the rear wheels had to roll cause the car moved

thats why fwd has wheels on the back :P

do you know any fwd that the rear wheels dont move when the car moves??

[FordSierraIS]

are you retarded? the rear wheels are clearly putting down power...

[moraisinimputavel]

i am not arguing this bullshit no more

[carwiz008]

you guys are retarded. The car's fwd. VWs version of awd is called 4-motion. It works as a normal fwd, and then power is transferred to the rear via the haldex controller.

Something happened on the dyno that made the power transfer, and it was because the car realized that the front wheels were spinning but the car wasn't moving. It transferred power to the back, essentially launching the car. Computer error. Not operator.

This is why you need a haldex controller to lock 4wd if you dyno an r32

[moraisinimputavel]

ok them so this is the first r32 i see on a dyno at youtube that moves only the front wheels and by accident the back wheels moved so screw up the dyno job.

good thinking

genius

[carwiz008]

use some some damn punctuation.

I have no idea why you haven't seen this happen before. Maybe it's because most people know to lock the 4wd in the computer? I've seen this happen in real life. The haldex computer is retarded.

[themahdiking]

my sister has a vw golf v 360 turbo

[efc0106]

Haha its 4WD guys =]

[yourleftfoot110]

people need to learn to get better straps for the waste gate every time a ricer jumps of a dyno is because of the strap at the waste gate melting

[pepene93]

i think this guy didnt set it up for AWD, he set it up for FWD (the R32 is FWD 99% of the time) the rear wheels kick in if the car thinks its about to lose traction.

[SLYTS6]

fucking wanker

[Barraman69]

wtf.. what kind of idiot thinks its a smart idea to dump the clutch on a dyno?

[carwiz008]

he didn't dump it. the computer did. the front wheels were already under power and the haldex module transferred it to the back

[FowVayJetta]

@Barraman69 Can't it also be possible to have the car in Neutral and then flick the shifter into Drive?

[Barraman69]

@FowVayJetta Im 99% sure they didn't make the MK4 r32 in an auto

[FowVayJetta]

@Barraman69 Yay! At least I get the remaining 1%, so there still is a chance that they're automatic. LOL

[BIHxJDMxSUPRA]

@FowVayJetta he dumped the clutch

[FowVayJetta]

@BIHxJDMxSUPRA Ok, I don't know much about driving manual cars, so I can only go by what I have seen before. You can get the same thing to happen by putting the car in Neutral, then by flicking the shifter into Drive while revving up. From what I have just read, a computer error could also be responsible for this happening.

But like I said, I don't know much about Manuals, so I may give an inacurate statement where this car is concerned.

[BIHxJDMxSUPRA]

@FowVayJetta lol its alright and yea same thing can happen if u switch from neutral revving to drive

[alexjalaff]

@FowVayJetta Heres what happened, The car was in first gear, the guy was giving it gas, and he dumped the clutch. The car jumped off the dyno, because one, you are supposed to ease on the throttle on a dyno, and two and more important, the car was not strapped properly.

[FowVayJetta]

@alexjalaff Ok thanks. I'll remember that when I start using a manual.

[91DAintegraB20]

@Barraman69 You can do 1/4 mile simulations on dynos but in this case looks like they left the brake on lol

[alexjalaff]

@91DAintegraB20 The brake?? Its 4-wheel drive. It wasnt strapped down

[91DAintegraB20]

@alexjalaff the dyno brake those rollers have brakes...those must be imaginary straps then huh?

[flanksteak2]

@Barraman69 The same type of person who would think dynoing a volkswagen is a "cool" thing to do.

[zephon145]

R32 is not FWD, its AWD

[bmxer14]

thats obviously why they had 4 tires on each roller...

[bmxer14]

each tire on all 4 rollers

[Glendale1901]

idiots, they must be mexican or spanish or something

[shogunjosex]

maybe i can be the one who is shooting my cum in your moms mouth asshole

[eleanorroosevelt1]

this is why i love those guys who stand there leaning up against the car while its on a dyno.

[240SSONLY]

@eleanorroosevelt1 lol i agree with you very much... but look at my videos...

[MrBallzdeep2010]

@eleanorroosevelt1 Why? What could possibly go wrong?

[xxBRITAINxx]

i know ill stop it with my hands. ummm

[75corvette055]

hahaha thats pretty funny

[astrafan85]

Upss

[akaknocksville]

ever hear of chains ??

[240SSONLY]

@akaknocksville you think chains are the answer?

how about dont run the launch software.... lol