Advance Wars : Dual Strike : Grit's Theme

[103035icle]

@UltimateKamaro Lazy? No hes just layed back. I mean he can snipe a guy with a revolver. All he has to do is sit behind sum mountains and let his teamate kanbie build a mountain of troops

[UltimateKamaro]

Grit looks like a fucking hillbilly, the song sounds like it too. it fits his mood cause he is quite lazy. (that's why Olaf get pissed off about him sleeping)

[soulja19891989]

@LuigiSkyskip you sir, Are Awesome.

[CocaColaK9]

OMG HE LOST WEIGHT!

[Brassrain0su]

Olaf: Grit, come on. Everyone's blue. Why do you have to be different?

Grit: HURRDURR I'M YELLOW STAR OF THE TEAM

[megabrowser17]

Under Grit's hat is another battleship.

[adamwestlapdog]

Under grit's hat is another rocket.

[metalupyoass86]

i dont know why, but hearing hawkes theme after hearing grits is hilarious

[DrVylion]

I used to be an Orange Star CO... But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Shishizurui]

Grit always reminds me of some guy who should hang out at the bar all day.

[deltasword1994]

@Shishizurui ummmmmmm No

Grits the guy that when he's not sleeping IS hanging out at the bar

[UndeniableOctopus]

Best CO, best theme:)

[Shadowzeroace]

I always wondered who that mysterious stranger was in fallout 3.

[1512cashcab]

wasn't grit fatter in AW:Black Hole Rising??

[bioforce5]

first time i fought Grit, my shit = fucked. it looked so easy, but then he activate snipe attack and it was over T_T

[driftzers29]

@bioforce5 haha that happened to me as well he just mosied on down and finished off all my units in a couple turns what slick bastard

[Str8Murder]

I think Grit is a pretty cool guy. Eh shoots artillery and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Shadowhog]

Aw shucks, ya done ruined my hat.

[GarlicPudding]

Grint knows how to rock the trenchcoat.

[rolandli0]

This Co has no weaknesses. He can simply shield his artillery with more artillery, making his army broken. I loved abusing him.

[nuseruame]

Listen only to the snaps.  They're weird. WEEEEIIIRD!

[tuffy1992]

Grit + Gage + Isabella = GAME. OVER!!!

[Badfurrykitty]

Best guy to use if you don't like going head to head with your enemy

[MezaseMaster]

If you're actually curious (and haven't found out by now), they changed his hat because the worldwide versions tried to give the characters more of a formal militaristic appearance, rather than the Japanese ones that gave them more liberal outfits fitting to their characters. Personally, I like the American ones much better... especially in Kanbei's case.

[soullordT8]

Grit's not only a long distance fighter he's also a long distance lover

[Sherrisphere]

Actually, Nell had a crush on Grit in the military school they went to, but Grit just changed sides because he's too badass to waste time on the bitches.

[Xolotl8]

@Sherrisphere Its strange that there is no Tag Power firepower bonus when you use them in the same army.

[warstarya]

@Sherrisphere the mans wearing a duster and a cowboy hat and to top it off he has epic facial hair, the man is so cool even olaf thinks hes cold.

[michelsha]

in my game he has the old hat,like before !

and my sonja is green without chanhing color, without glasses !

[technologick1183]

Loved choosing Grit just to hear this.

[joseaca]

indirect fire's a good job mate

It's challengin' work, outta doors, I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two COs left on the battlefield, someone is gonna want someones army destroyed

[zeekjgrenade2012]

@joseaca TF2 Sniper, yes? I was thinking about making that same joke.

[Razorshaft889]

@zeekjgrenade2012 Sniping's a good job mate

[Sephiroth0172]

@joseaca Advance Fortress 2: Meet the Grit...

[FireZtarDS]

@joseaca TF2 Meet the sniper?

[supertankerzambda]

Blue moons Co's consist of the following

Olaf: Russian

Colin: Russian

Sasha: Rusian

Grit: Redneck/ definition of hick.

LOL how did he even get accepted in! Besides the fact that, yes. he snipes with a pistol... epic.

[electric926]

@supertankerzambda Grit used to fight with Orange Star, I believe.

[megabrowser17]

@supertankerzambda He originally came from Red/Orange Star, look at the storyline of the first game. He only went to Blue Moon originally to repay a debt, but liked it there, but he still cares for both countries.

[A1phaKn1ght]

Comparing Grit to Gage is like comparing Chuck Norris as a cowboy to Chuck Norris as a Ninja.

[masterfocus]

Put Grit and Irvine (Final Fantasy VIII) in the same team.

You are dead.

[Wonocva15]

This must be done. It must.

Fallout: New Vegas character name - Grit.

Yes. He will destroy us all. Snipe anything without a care.

He will rule New Vegas.

Then take a nap.

[iceboy5254]

Grit: im goin to Vegas!! YEEEE-HAWWWWW!!!! Grab the hillbillies and lets go!

[casewreckage]

Cool tune

[ianobey11]

of course he has been in the game for 10 years now

[unitedoverload2]

he looks old

[Wonocva15]

I just imagined Grit in Fallout: New Vegas.

Heck to the yes.

[TheCobam]

@Wonocva15 Red dead Redemption? Hell yes as well.

[soullordT8]

2 people clicked the dislike button because grit pawned them on the 2nd mission in AW1

[xL3G3NDxsniper]

@soullordT8 agreed

[SSJSonicguy]

Fuck chuck norris!

We have grit!!

[Mobius14]

All of you who had that discussion 3 months ago, just.. shut up.

Whoever came up with the retarded assumption that opinions can be made into facts needs to be shot by Grit.

[adamwestlapdog]

I feel bad for the 2 people who accidently clicked the Dislike button

[13midnightglory]

this makes me wanna sit on a rocking chair on my front porch, rocking back and forth with a pitcher of iced tea on my side and a rifle on my lap...yup, livin the dream lol

[cronskyispixelated]

Grits a bloody tank if you know how to use him.

[CptVanguard]

...If Blue Moon is supposed to be Soviet Russia, doesnt that technically make this guy a Russian Cowboy?

[D313370r]

@CptVanguard

Trying to make sense out of advance wars is futile

[Johsimite360]

@CptVanguard But remember he used to be part of the Orange Star before he joined Blue Moon :D

[ProfessorWonder]

Clint Eastwood.

[DrVonce]

oh great now we can't see his awsome gun

[MRRWJ2]

Hes tall and skinny as an artillery barrel.

[JSENNER83]

Damn...I wanna have a few whiskey sours while listening to this theme

[Minumer]

Coolest character.

Hands down.

[archfruit]

this guy is the shit bro...

skills:

fire sale

slam shield

slam guard

(FOW) eagle eye (non FOW) sale price or star power

[tofiroidetube]

*SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP*

[Cazz814]

Why does he remind me so much of the Dude?

[harboringanomalies]

@Cazz814 Hah, from Postal?

[Cazz814]

@harboringanomalies Nah from the Big Lebowski.

[harboringanomalies]

@Cazz814 Oh, well they're both awesome, just like Grit.

[Cazz814]

@harboringanomalies Very true. If only Grit drank white Russians constantly but then again his sniping would probably be off.

[JSENNER83]

@Cazz814  Because God decided that that much awesome needed to be spread around.

[LibertyTreeStudios]

In Soviet Russia snipers use Grit

[DrkNiteYoshi]

Grit pwns Gage from AW:DOR. Gage needs a PSG-1 to snipe. GRIT SNIPES WITH A GODDAM REVOLVER

[KingdomHeartsFire]

@DrkNiteYoshi HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!

[SourceJelly]

@DrkNiteYoshi Perhaps Gage is a descendant of Grit....Blue Moon= blue hair?

[Chokoboh]

@SourceJelly But Grit came originally from Orange Star. Hes 'American', not 'Russian' xD

[SourceJelly]

@Chokoboh Yes I realize. No Russian speaks with his dialect. Though he fights for Blue Moon,

[Chokoboh]

@DrkNiteYoshi Sniping is all about who locates his enemy first. Nothing more. Even an excellent sniper can die young and a bad sniper can live long.

[KopperNeoman]

@Chokoboh Well, Grit's spotter is called Sonja.

[Chokoboh]

@KopperNeoman Never knew of them two having a special friendship or something..

[kingarthas25]

i love this guy's attitude

[Persiana]

My favorite character from AW2.

[MageLeif]

Grit owns Chuck Norris any day in a game of AW.

[JSENNER83]

I think I need a whiskey to go with this song...

[SSJSonicguy]

This here map isn't big enough for the two of us..

[adamwestlapdog]

@SSJSonicguy LOOL i totally get it :DD

[4565645645]

*vvrrrm*

Grit: Hey, Tanks! STEP BACK. Rockets, Move forward!

*3 hours later*

Grit: *cough cough, wheeeeze...* ok, tanks you may move up now, if you look to the left, the rockets fired up in the sky and hit its own self -.-"

[4565645645]

lol, he looks like a cowboy or something

[mrdoodles555]

Valve should release Grit's beard as an item for Sniper.

[MubarakBalboa]

Am i the only one who thinks Grit looks kinda like Lenin?

[Flitteriffic]

@MubarakBalboa Now that you mention it :D

[archfruit]

Before you can even touch him... you've already been fucked

[HyperKadaj]

Adder: You will never beat my army of Neotanks! *sends the army into a mountainous area where Grit's hiding*

Grit: Whatever man. *sits there and blows up the neotanks before they even reach his HQ*

Adder: :'(

Grit: :D

[yusukeelric]

Grit+Max/.... Omg...

[electric926]

Blue Moon seems to have the most TF2 related jokes.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@electric926 Too bad TF2 itself became a joke

[electric926]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa

i no rite

[satansam]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa No, it didn't. It's a superb game, you just sound upset at something?

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@satansam I'm upset the game became a joke.

[satansam]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa It hasn't, but I'd love to hear why you think that is.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@satansam I've been playing the game since it was first released. The game looks like a ridiculous costume show with utter garbage animations and pseudo-competitive teenagers who got bored of counter strike.

Without mentioning the retarded amount of money they're getting from ripping off addicted customers with that Item Store.

[satansam]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa Me too, I was in the beta. The shop is a terrible idea and so are the hats and such, but it's easy to tune it out. But even with all that it's still incredible. A shame you stopped playing because of that.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@satansam It's a shame I traded my backpack for some better games

[satansam]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa Name a better game.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@satansam Saint's Row 2 to play with friends and Bad company 2 to run over asians with a tuk-tuk.

Sure, I really loved the game when it didn't have all the crap (only game to ever achieve +500 hours of actual playtime for me). But now I just can't look at it anymore.

[satansam]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa Saints Row 2 is better than TF2? I'm afraid this discussion is over.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@satansam Ending a conversation with a closed-minded argument, eh?

TF2 is only good for making some actual money out of teenagers with credit cards.

Saint's Row 2 is good at having actual fun.

Deal with it.

[satansam]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa A closed-minded argument would be exactly what you just did - saying TF2 is only good for teenagers with credit cards. For what it's worth I've never spent a penny on TF2 since I preordered the Orange Box and it's still very fun because you can craft/collect items from weapon drops. But, if you're "close minded" enough to generalise instead, then, it's further evidence (along with the hilarious SR2 comment) that the discussion is over.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@satansam Oh I'm really sowwy! collecting virtual items nowadays is obviously more fun than playing an actual game. Thanks for widening my vision on entertainment values.

I'm pretty sure you haven't played the game I mentioned at all, you're just trying to piss me off (yet completely failing at it) while making a weak statement. Sayin' my arguments are closed minded after I admitted playing and even liking the game before it turned into shit is a sign of desperation.

[satansam]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa The only value in a game is what you perceive. If you don't care for item collecting then don't participate in it - I don't either. I don't trade or buy anything and I, and many thousands of others according to the Steam stats page, enjoy it. I suggest you educate yourself on what a "metagame" is.

I have played them. I bought SR2 during one of the Christmas sales on Steam. It's a terrible game, devoid of personality or refinement.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@satansam I don't think you get it yet, but collecting items IS the game.

The "main aspect" is now actually a minigame to pass the time while waiting for trade offers and drops. Whoever has the prettiest set of non-existant arsenal wins.

Ignoring the shit in a game isn't my style, specially when it affects those who play with me in a disgusting way.

[satansam]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa Collecting items isn't the game as no item is, strictly speaking, better than another. They are all balanced so you can tweak existing classes to your preferred play style. Some nights ago after an update I couldn't access my backpack forcing me to use the "stock" weapons. Within an hour I was dominating 5/16 players on the opposite team and was leading the scoreboard.

Your arguments for why the game is bad are terrible and need to be re-thought.

[roktopus]

I don't know why, but this theme makes me want to slack off...

[Rhygenix]

Grit will half your army before you can even touch him.

WOOT!

[Dariuswk]

favorite person to play with in AW. arty? rockets? YUS

[cosmicman12]

I guess you could say

*puts on sunglasses*

Grit your teeth and take the shot

[TheIronParasite]

@cosmicman12 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[MessengerOfDreams]

They may drop your tier, but they will NEVER drop your spirits!

Grit, Forever.

[GmanGregilla]

True Grit.

[LibertyTreeStudios]

I bet grit's srapshooter is the pack-a-punched python from Black ops, and no wonder his super power is so good... all thanks to Double Tap Root Beer...

[LibertyTreeStudios]

after the war grit went on to found the BMFC or blue moon fried chicken :)

[Bomfunker91]

I wonder if Grit has success with the ladies...

"Well howdy there, miss. Don't suppose you'd be interested in meetin' my Artillery unit?"

[aleckes4321]

@Bomfunker91 Dude, I almost pissed my pants reading that, that was funny as helll.

[funnylookingkid]

@Bomfunker91 Haha, what he lack in power, he makes up for in range.

[LuigiSkyskip]

@Bomfunker91 Grit met his girlfriend on the internet, because he's good at long distance relationships.

[SFSarge21]

@Bomfunker91 He doesn't need to get close to the girls. When there are some on the nude beach, he just "shoots" from the distance to cause devastation. xD

[Razorshaft889]

@Bomfunker91 Haha you said unit

[LibertyTreeStudios]

in soviet russia sniper uses grit

[pirkid01]

Grit - The fisherman sniper with a revolver that shot missiles

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

Grit's six-shooter fires artillery shells.

[royokihokage]

player 1- you know....i see your tanks in the forest.....

player 2- no waait !!!!

*nuked*

[nortalus]

The man with no name?

[darklunarknight]

grit was always my favorite

[Favou10Rite]

i love those smart but badass guys like auron and well of course grit =D

[turokrd2]

1 person got his MD tanks blown by 4 rockets

[DarkHolyInspiration]

Why is Grit fat in AW2 wherelse he's not fat in Dual strike? o.o

[XxCaesersLegionxX]

@DarkHolyInspiration he's not fat in the second one he's pulling his trench coat out to reveal his revolver.

[Mobius14]

@DarkHolyInspiration It's not fatness. It's the bulk of the coat hanging out from his actual shape, so it may look like he's bigger than he appears.

[linkmasterman1]

@DarkHolyInspiration He worked out? :/

[shaynereece]

ALL LIKES NO DISLIKES...LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY

[MessengerOfDreams]

@shaynereece I think you caused two sadists to read this and dislike as to give you the virtual bird.

[LibertyTreeStudios]

in soviet russia sniper use grit

[LolUfufufu]

Grit is probably the best defensive CO

[Blad3sofWaR]

@LolUfufufu Aside from Javier I would assume he is

[jonathan1997o]

Grit is the replacement Jesus when Jesus is praying.

[Raptortastic]

grit was the only way to go. With the increased range all i ever did was make medium tanks then artillery. Just walk 3 pairs of those and their want shit anyone could do about it. If theres air throw some missiles in, got money? toss rockets in. Naval? the battleship is your best friend. Combine all that and you win regardless of whatever CO faces you.

[McJitSmellyPit]

thumbs up if grit is AWESOME!!!!

[wonderiferoustea]

Did my rockets kill your Neotanks? From across the map? Sorry about that...

[omgshave]

love this song

[NocriZle]

he is a broken CO 

[TarroYoko]

@NocriZle you are a broken man my friend,

[MessengerOfDreams]

@NocriZle Who cares? At least he's not Colin. Then he'd have two things against him-being broken and being boring.

[MessengerOfDreams]

He makes Blue Moon worthwhile. Considering I don't like the other characters very much from said continent. Meh, go join Orange Star again.

[LibertyTreeStudios]

if we all had the life of grit we would never lift a finger.... ah the life ;)

[BronzeSpoon]

hehe grit and hawke were always my favorites.

[benutzer29915022]

Gunslinger slings guns!

[Aurakeks]

Grit has no chin under his beard... just another rocket launcher

[Aurakeks]

@Aurakeks aww shit someone already did that sry xD

[Haheehahohaheehoha]

@Aurakeks

So does he have missle silos under his hat, or something?

[xvxtobyxvx]

@Haheehahohaheehoha he has a battleship

[exbladeslayer]

Reaaach for the skyyyyyy xD

[Arelath]

Firing indirect fire is a good job mate. Challenging work...outdoors..

[JagaimoLoco]

@Arelath

I guarantee you'll never go angry—because at the end of the day, so long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

@JagaimoLoco

*runs around blindly, explodes*

Oooh...

[BonJoviFanboy]

@Arelath More like,

Being Overpowered is a good job mate. Easy mode work, out-a-doors. I'll guarantee you'll not go hungry, because at the end of the day, so long as two people are playing this game, someone is gonna wanna use an overpowered commander.

Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to use artillery and rockets against every player you meet.

[Seraj33]

blargh grit is so badass. i wanna be like him

[Saen1830]

this guys is very good. Suits my style: make a line of 3 indirect units protected by 6 infantry units. Works pretty good.

[Mobius14]

Grit said screw this and went over to Team Fortress to have some fun.

[kdude1575]

I pick off people with the 50 cal in MW2 to this music. if they get close, grit magnum!

[flamevizier]

@kdude1575 lol

[roshipower]

i like his old hat better

[codejuckies453]

Grit is Blue SNiper

[FailsAtNaming]

wheres the fool who wants to help me with target practice

[Nogahs]

Whenever I play as Sniper I always play this music in tf2.

[codejuckies453]

@Nogahs i c wut u did there

[AxelDarkHero2]

i have the EU version and his name is Kid in there :D

[rovert40]

"Imma just flick this switch 'ere..."

***BLAM!***

"Was that yer face? Sorry, son."

[VortexContinuum]

I creamed myself when I found this.