Stalker's Love song to Paula - American Idol 2008

[cheyanne2010]

Oh wow.. xD

[waggietoo]

wagner sings a cappelle, take a look

[TheDrinoC]

Obviously a troll, catchy song too. lol

[kawaiifluffybunny]

Awww Simon's just jealous..XD

[TheFr0styy]

simon looked like he was about ready to kill someone xD

[wyattqt]

ROFL XD

[MiladyToxic]

Simon's so protective! LOL

[TheyCallMeMoney420]

wow if i was a judge i woulda kicked him out right away that was messed up. he should be arrested lol

[Fuzzysc]

@TheyCallMeMoney420 what its a joke lol

[TheyCallMeMoney420]

@Fuzzysc but are you sure?

[Fuzzysc]

@TheyCallMeMoney420 yes

[sprites76]

that was hilarious.. omg hahahahaha i cannot stop laughing. i would totally get a restraining order against that guy...

[Kellieblues]

@sprites76 ahahaha! I agree!!

[topmensounds]

your ruining the moment Simon

[gillespiemikayla]

@Ellier215 yeah he did

[adfgfds]

Pretty sure he didnt want people to take him seriously lol

[powerpuff4ever]

"Shhh. You're ruining the moment Simon"

XDXD

[TheGipper24]

Randy's reactions after every verse are priceless.

[blwatson21]

Creepy but clever!

[123tacohell]

@Velexian

Gross! Yeah probably. Unless...am I the only woman who threw up a little in her mouth? LOL

[123tacohell]

Simon shows such strong alpha male protective body language. He has a protective position leaning closer and closer to paula as this jerk gets closer. Direct face and eye contact without blinking. Obvious that he wouldn't let that creep near paula. LOL

[crispers98]

randy's reaction was so funny lol

[xchazeyx]

@crispers98 yeah i lol'd when the guy goes i broke into ur house and randy goes HU? lol

[Jazzanswer]

lol "simon your ruining the moment!"

[marymoomac]

creeeeeeeeeeeeepy!

[missblasian]

"Paul have you been drinking?" xD Lol

[hatandthecat]

Creepy faggot!!!

...

But LOLZ! ( :

[greencourtney9]

WTH?!?! That is seriously freaking nuts! He should be insitutionalized! WTF?

[EAMM1]

"SHH Your ruining the moment Simon!" LOL!

[TheKyeKee]

i would LAUGH my head off if that was me! Simey was jelouss!

[dogkelp]

It was a joke btw.  Srsly people.

[femmefatale1990]

At some points, I really did just find him completely disturbing. This whole thing is creepy. The way he gets closer to their table, his stare, the lyrics, etc.

[devil9611]

"I broke into her house ... " STOP ... you are on TV dude :D:D

[xLoveWithZombie]

HAHHHAHHHAHA

[reinecke27]

best part: "Sssh, Simon. Your ruining the moment"

[Sutherfeild]

Shh simon your ruining the moment

[goodygoody23]

4 over and over again...



[misssluttypants84]

lmfao! he can really sing!

[chester1529]

is he getting closer n closre? c'mon dude! back off, that's scary

[spo0kyxr0mance]

epic troll was epic.

[Vaeviktis]

Whoa...lol.

[rawantaf]

I wouldn't do that if I was him, cz Im afraid that Simon will get jealous :P

[filetemyoung83]

i love simons face the whole song.

[spootboy123]

0:48 Simon's face

[cc22ful]

was this real??

[sydkid765]

HAHA! SHES SCARED!

[DaCrazyJiffyLubeGuy]

I laughed so hard when he said, "If I were Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her." HAHAHA

[bueatyy23]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaa immmmmm soo scaredd

[ddrydrunksociety]

his songs better than mine

[DemoraX]

0:18 raepface!

[marco1111ify]

Randy asked him : Have you been drinking hahah

[strongerbyday3]

lmaoo

[seddieandme]

"No seriously I really want you to leave." Oh Simon is thinking "You will never touch my Paula freak!" :D I Love Saula<3

[90939smiles]

The guys face at the start..! OMG LMAO... SUPER CREEPY!

[90939smiles]

LMAO... I laughed so hard! xD

[theson13lol]

Well, she notices you now......*blank stare*

[loser2356]

This is the funnest and stalking video!! :)

[Imouto221306]

Simon was glaring Daggers at him throughout the whole "song"........totaly jealous~

[sweetiegrl41]

If she were a doggie I'd walk her?

If she were a chalkboard I'd chalk her?

If she were a bathtub I'd cock her?

TMI much? haha

[charcar543]

@sweetiegrl41 No, you fool, he said "caulk her"...

[AtomicHercules]

this dude should have won.

[PrincessB755]

that was a little creppy lol 

[5150thornton]

love song???? u mean, stalker song

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[Decembergirl1996]

1:16 shh ur ruining the moment simon. LMFAO SO FUNNY

[buzzardkiller92]

Can you say...CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEPER!?

[newbrood87]

look at all these idiots thinking hes for real, its clearly a prank but you are too dumb to realize it =x

[gonebaad24]

ssssshhhh simon your ruining the moment.

[MrKuneskysgirl]

if i was a bath tub i would cock her lol omfg i almost pissed myself!

[gonebaad24]

@MrKuneskysgirl hahahahahaha that was my favorite part. this guy needs help haha

[LadyHarbinger]

lmao at 0:36

[silentfades]

after having a real life stalker kill herself (Paula Goodspeed) in front of Paula Abduls home I dont blame Simon at all

[SamEyeEhm]

If I was Paula I'd punch him in the face. x3!..

[GraasrapeGraas]

hahha the lyrics was creepy yet awesome..i think that guy might had a boner when he sings that song

[ccoffey12]

Aw Simon was so cute, he was all protecting her and and stuff! Adorable.

[madpickin26]

Amazing troll is amazing. The lyrics are actually incredible.

[mwcarolina]

i hope this was just an act because this was VERY creepy.

[dahemicuda71]

wow paula u gotta a crazzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy stalker he tried on ur underwear? wat in the world omg that sucks paula

[milunicorn]

your ruining the moment simon!

lolll

[Nixzmary]

@milunicorn LMFAOOO!

[torontosmoker]

Shit this asshole stole my song, were is the WMG group to ban this song.

[h777]

stfu simon! you're ruining the moment!

LMAO!!

[Nixzmary]

Lmfaooooo!

[dobbinxo]

"You're ruining the moment Simon!" LMAO.

[hxhb]

what a loser 

[Maddy922]

Paula is a bitch...I understand it's creepy but hes funny...

[TheMichaeljackson134]

@Maddy922 oh hell no paula is not a bitch that dumb guy should leave her alone

[Maddy922]

@TheMichaeljackson134 but he has a crush on her

[TheMichaeljackson134]

@Maddy922 so you have no right to call paula a bitch

[Maddy922]

@TheMichaeljackson134 I do....Shes a huge bitch!

[TheMichaeljackson134]

@Maddy922 you know what paula taugh me better to not fight with a hater bye!!

[Maddy922]

@TheMichaeljackson134 she taugh you?! What the hell does that mean? Well you know what they say Hayers Gunna Hate...So byyyyy The way Michael Jackson is dead :) peace!

[TheMichaeljackson134]

@Maddy922 ummm first i dont care if mj dead i love him and smartone i dont care and paula doesnt care what you say to her all i know is that your a bitch and im not gonna say anythin elsa that is mean paula say thta its rude and she say that i cant be rude so im not im listin to my mama

[Maddy922]

@TheMichaeljackson134 I don't understand what you are saying. First, MJ is a childmolester. Second, I am NOT saying this TO her. Third, I don't understand why you are getting into a fight with me on Youtube (that is kind of low). Also "Elsa" and "Thta" are not words. Not only that but I can not own being a bitch. Therefore saying "your a bitch" doesn't make any sense it would make sense if you said "You are being a bitch." And I am sorry if my opinions offended you. Stay in School Child :)

[TheMichaeljackson134]

@Maddy922 leave me alone and your makin me cry im not mean or notin and first i know how to spell and second mj doesnt raped kids and third GO FUK YOURSELF AND LEAVE ME AND MICHAEL AND PAULA ALONE BYE

[Maddy922]

@TheMichaeljackson134 Hey, I am not doing anything. You are CHOOSING to read this and replay. If I think that Paula is a drunkin bitch then that's my problem. You started this, you could of read my comment and went on with your life. Oh and Micheal Jackson IS really creepy and the word "fuk" isn't a word. So once again take an english class ok? peace.

[peacesummerandlove]

@Maddy922 Hahahahaha xD

If I were you I'd take it all back, btw, cos that girl's probably one of Paula's crazy fans and will come and stab you or something.

[Maddy922]

@peacesummerandlove oh shit your right!! :) I am just saying its stupid how Paula reacts to this

[Beowulf54rs]

@Maddy922 Lol well that was rude.

[Maddy922]

@TheMichaeljackson134 oh and paula is a drunken bitch that gots STDs

[zetaboy33]

i love randy in this video he is loving it

[westkid]

RUN GIRL!!!

[BrevanW]

THIS GUYS AWESOME AHAHAHAHAHAH

[larissa9451]

lmao!

[nerkocirak]

hes a old comedian

[AngelGhostchild]

I could tell this was a joke it was funny. :D

[msluver12345]

um if i was paula i would hav started crying

[femkashi]

simon was being so protective of his paula --> 'get away from her freak'

[GenevaSwiss]

Let me add to his creepy song: lol

If she was a book i would have read her,

if she was oxyge i would've inhale her,

if she was an iPad i wouldve swap her with a book reader

[paspeterrr]

@GenevaSwiss no.

[musicnut721]

i would smack this dude this is scary

BUTTON YOUR SHIRT!!! man!!

simons like duck & cover paula

[SEECH7]

this guy blatantley did it on purpose to get fame

[Afroman2978]

@BerserkerVikingRUS atta boi USA does suck balls

[bubblzz0711]

I would be so scared

[jess401]

Paula probably burned everything in her house after this audition. Just in case Paul did do all those things.

[jess401]

Paula probably burned everything in her house after this audition. Just in case Paul did do all those things.

[NoyNoyXD]

I laughed so hard, I still cant stop laughing! LOL XDDDDD

Simon was sooooo cute, he tried to protect her, he really loves her! ^-^

[BleachRasengan]

Watching this guy gave me goosebumps.

[hahs4]

simon being protective of paula

[2032prez]

how fucking creapy some ppl need to be shot lmao

[LovesMike33]

Not funny, Can you say FREAK????? No Wonder she isn't on American Idol anymore. That was Horrible.

[TwitterBug26]

Simon was about to...I don't even know. Does Simon throw down? Probably not. He would have made him cry though.

[0624110853]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAH

[BreA024]

simons jealous he didnt come up with the song first

[iNeedBeat]

You're ruining the moment Simon, LOL

[peacesummerandlove]

Is this a joke or not?? Cos I laughed when I first saw it but then I heard something about Paula's stalker killing himself outside her house, which kinda ruined this for me. Or was that someone else??

[TopazRaven]

@peacesummerandlove

I remember seeing somewhere that this was a joke that this guy was playing on Paula. He was never really stalking her. And I'm pretty sure that the person that killed themself outside of Paula's house was actually a woman so obviously not the same person, but for all I know I could be getting confused with something else.

[peacesummerandlove]

@TopazRaven

Lol I looked it up on google, and it was a joke :)

Hahahahaha I love Randy's reactions through it:

"So I guess that I'll just stalk her."

"HUH?!"

[TopazRaven]

@peacesummerandlove

Yeah I know, it was pretty funny! Poor Paula for having to endure all that. xD

[TwitterBug26]

@peacesummerandlove Yes, it was a woman! She OD'd on pills and passed out in the trunk of her car outside Paulas house.

[MLaureenD]

Simons face is priceless

[27plus3is30]

i'm scared for her...

[Californiachik85]

"omg this guy is so creepy" "This is so scary!"

Haha people this was a joke.

So hilarious! Love this guy!

[beingweirdismything]

0:48 simon's face is like "wtf am i being punked?" and then gets defensive of paula..... that WAS really creepy.

[xamuletxheartx]

Lol this was HILARIOUS! XD

[loisclarkforever]

I think simon want to hur this guy lol

[MrNicJT]

Simon is a little jealous, amirite? He took it way too seriously. Good to see Randy having a good laugh.

[SerendipitousJ]

@MrNicJT Ya i agree!!! He actually had a pretty good voice and i bet if he sang a regular song simon would have voted him on!!

[nyNAMpreteen]

@MrNicJT i do agree with that...he reminds me of Mr.Shefield on the Nanny!!!!!

[macamume2]

HOLLY SHIT THAT IS SOOO FUCKIN SCARY I WOULD LIKE SCREAM U FUCKIN CRAZY STALKER AND THEN CALL SACURITY !!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE HOLLY SHIT HES FUCKIN INSANE NOW IF SHE LIKE DIES THEY WILL LIKE TAKE HIM INTO CUSTIDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! HOLLY SHIT FREAKED THE FUCKIN CRAP PUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

* * *

srry im ok now :P

[smtpartygirl]

@macamume2

LOL same here

[yomama629]

@macamume2 I think you should get shot in the face with a tranquilizer dart you crazy motherfucker

[AbsterViolin]

"that guy was crazy" -randy (I agree)

[Apocolypsolo00]

lol but you know Paula wanted it :D

[bktyb]

That is so scary! haha!

I'd freakk!

[RedvsBlueGoD]

"Shh your ruining the moment Simon" ha ha!

[Punkgirl4ever4]

Simone was so not happy with that.

[lizzydizzy9]

i think this is why she quit

[AnimalLover210]

@lizzydizzy9 Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhah­ahahahahah xD Me Too (:

[TwistedTwilighter]

Simon's expression throughout the whole video was priceless! XD

[Modog34]

even funnier was that he wasn't that bad of a singer lol

[HENR0C]

creative song ...my favorite idol audition.

[XxArmorDylanxX]

dude i fell soz for paula that dude is a freaken stalker

[imapepper67]

no comment

[ThePaulaAbdulfan]

1:42 i just pause it and i started laughing lyk hellll ...... RUN PAULA RUN!!!

[jethrodassam]

I think the talent show turned into a Stephen King movie.

[ThePaulaAbdulfan]

?? what type of movie? im lost lmfaoo

[jethrodassam]

Stephen King writes creepy horror movies and books.

[ThePaulaAbdulfan]

i agreeeee~~ lmaoo

[Caike42u]

i think paula has been emotionally disturbed ....poor paula...

[adamlambertrules88]

what would u say to that??? honestly!!!!

[ideagirlconsulting]

scary for paula... and shes so nice about it..?

[boothoot]

haha holy crap, thig guy needs to tour with Stephen Lynch haha

[mackystack17]

wow that was soooo funny but kind of....scary too

[AnAngelSmiley01]

Whoa, I think Simon was really concerned and probably thinking the same thing I am, WHY DID THEY LET THIS MAN COME THROUGH TO AUDITION? HE NEEDS TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! If a man wrote and sang me a song like that I would be in the courts the next day getting a restraining order against them!!!!

[Griffinhospital1984]

this guy's f*ed up in the head!!!!!!

[pspuser65]

WTF

[cassiewashere1202]

RUN PAULA RUN

[gabbyiloveclothes220]

Simon's like get away you creep, paulas mine!!

[Arrowheadgirls]

@gabbyiloveclothes220 lol! Thats too cute!

[hahs4]

@gabbyiloveclothes220 i know it looks like it took all of his strength not to have fight with him or something

[gabbyiloveclothes220]

i broke into her house........ and tried on her underwear!!

[iSAW7]

That wasn't that creepy. It was a schtick, Simon was just hating cause he saw Paula was diggin it.

[101ros]

LOL randy "Hav u bn drinking?" rofl

[ccbknn]

whoah, he's creeeepyyy. simon is like numb. LOLS. he's plain disturbing0.0