Maury Show - Dat Baby Don't Look Like Me!

[MetalMan667FU]

At 0:09: MUMMAFUCKA!!!

[901Chelsea]

Dayummm

[happytappyslappy]

This guy did his own "You are NOT the father" victory dance.

[MusicmanfromGA]

When you don't know who the daddy is of your baby..........YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING HOE!!! 2 many tricks and too many DICKS!

[MyahhYup90]

at least it is in good quality.

[ladymyvett]

That is bullshit i know smart people with dumb asf children and smart kids that come with dumb parents. Dumb and smart people make kids all the time it is no gurantee

[ShaShaFuchsia]

no matter what the paternity test says, the man and child had perfectly matching pixels it seems almost crazy to deny the resemblance

[JustinIsAProdigy]

was this recorded with a football?

[RedlineXD]

@JustinIsAProdigy actually it was recorded with a bucket of fried chicken. :D

[iPhTx3]

@doctortitties even the greatest intellectual minds in past present and future have or will make mistakes. It is quite absurd to judge a person's intellect on a youtube comment's grammar. You sir are part of the 95%.

[TheLilbigBlack]

I love when the baby's arent the fathers kid

[queenbeegirl1]

Lol this is one of the ACTIONS ON IMVU

[SSstely]

hahaha that nigga just start c-walkin lol

[UncleRuckusNigga]

this is why niggas should be spaded.

[iPhTx3]

@UncleRuckusNigga ...I believe that 95% of everyone should be made sterile. Only the top 5% of intellectuals shouldn't be spared. This way we progress as a species. Smart parents generally make smarter children. You unfortunately do not make the cut...

[DoctorTitties]

@iPhTx3 Only the top 5% of intellectuals SHOULDN'T be spared? Lmao, I guess we all know that you aren't one of them.

[tomdenman]

why are they always black?

[smpowned]

AHAHAHAHH THIS MADE MY DAY I STARTED TO DUNCE ON THE SONG LIKE CRAZY HEHEH

[clemarochies]

These not baby daddy vids always make me laugh!!!!

[reym613]

you cant even see the fucking faces thats how mad the quality is 

[The2kill1shot]

ahhhh 240p we meat again.

[TheBitburgslim]

Thumbs up if your NOT american!

[Rottingflesh34]

@TheBitburgslim Ha! sucks for you! I'd kill myself If I wasn't an American.

[TheHerpderpExpress]

I'd do a dance too. Fuck the audience, fuck that chick. I'm moonwalkinn' right offstage and going to get a congratulatory milkshake or something.

[MeAnI3Niini]

LMMFAO I love the little dance he starts doing MAN I envy her in a way I wish I didn't know who I was pregnant by it's crazy when the real person comes out after you're stuck with them for 18 years

[Firefox7777777]

Hello 240p we meet again !

[imrszperfect93]

he look much more like his daddy

[overbrookXXX]

Maury Povich is such a garbage merchant. He should be prosecuted for promoting such lowlife crap.

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[UnbreakableFury1]

Look at this mouth, look at these eyes, look at these ears, look at his hair, its all 1 pixle.

[mslegacy01]

I wonder how much dancing he'd be doing...if Maury THEN read---but you have AIDS!!!

[mslegacy01]

Also, what stopped Maury from doing both DNA and AIDS tests on his guests? He did it at the very beginning and somehow that stopped. How can he, in good conscience, not give AIDS tests when these people are CLEARLY having multiple unprotected sex with various people/partners. How irreponsible is that???

[mslegacy01]

I'm in agreement! I say that all the time. Let the men come out first and speak. The audience should not be allowed to boo them for their opinion. I wonder how stupid the audience feels....when it IS determined that he is NOT the baby's daddy.

[mrchrisw8]

DUMB FUCKERS WHY THE BLACK PEOPLE ALWAYS GOT ISSUES REGARDING HAVING KIDS NOT MY BABY BABY FATHER AND ALL THAT SHIT JUMPIN UP AND DOWN AND ALL THAT STUPID FIUCKIN JIVE TALK MAURY THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE YOU OLD TIMER STAND DOWN FOR SOME YOUNG FRESH TALENT AND STOP PUTTING THESE UGLY FAT RUBBER LIP DUCKLINGS ON THE SHOW,YA NA MEAN BLOOD

[mslegacy01]

@mrchrisw8 Guess your dumb ass must not be home when the WHITE broads come on and don't know who their babies daddies are, huh? Or the one's who get tested late in life to find out if the man on stage IS their father....

[mslegacy01]

But my question is...WHY on Earth...did he even sleep with that loud, overweight, countrified---ghetto queen????

[patrick1da1pimp1]

i wanna see the normal clip, everyone on here some bitch has to add gay music to it !

[ErgoNoTertillBoy]

i love seeing them proven wrong when they were so positive.

[CaramelMonstuh]

LmMUTHAfao. I remember this song. Perfect.

[EmoSly]

Everyone seems to forget that there are children hanging in the balance here...

[TheDamnedPanda]

Besides even if I slept with a woman and they don't know who the father is, I'd still help her raise them because I'm a good person at heart.

[MrLilort]

@TheDamnedPanda

yeah right!! ....

[TheDamnedPanda]

Why do they act like the crowd loves them when they walk in and all there is are boos?

[MHernandezz07]

lmao this is hilarious.

[fullrad]

Haha this is RIGHT EPIC! Let's go on national tv to show to American how big of a slut you are keep spreading your legs and keep looking for the father u dirty hoe

[Taneeka09]

Really??? The neck???

[roofpaint]

LUUKIT DIS NOZE LUUKIT DIS MOUF LUUKIT DEEZ EYES LUUKIT DEEZ EEYUHZ LUUKIT DEEZ HAIRZ LUUKAUUUUUauuuuughhhhhhh

[KikaDuLCeMaria]

hahaha...this is funny!!

[jliu512]

Black people are always EPIC LULZ on Maury !

[ajones35]

Music was not needed!!! Thumbs down! :P

[WillGotti]

LOL@dude dancing like WC.

[FlawdaFootball]

i lost it when she fell down

[Dragon09178]

after he's not the father He will celebrated in a dance party a music called this baby don't look like me theme that's his favorite.

[wcdornez]

She wasnt crying when them nuts was busting in her.

[pauletteking]

i hate these kinda shows cuz the people say i love i love you but then they come on jerry springer or steve wilkos, or maury and yell and scream at each other

[Cak3sbo0]

Sad

[TheWassup03]

Why do black guys like amazon,loud, nasty gorillas?!! ARE U THAT DESPARATE?!!

[destiny9718]

haha she HELLAA DROVE

[puppytrails2121]

did...-did she just insult her own baby? 0:14 wow...sad...

[fergiefergieable]

LAME

[pearljam619]

Even if I was 1% unsure about something I wouldnt mouth off like they do. They just make themselves look ever more of a tramp!!!!!!11

[groWnwoman21]

WOW THAT IS MY COUSIN CURRENT GIRLFRIEND!!!LMAO THATS NOT A KEEPER BUT OKAY I GUESS

[GeGeMus12]

lol why did Maury mention the neck hahaha

[mightyjoe911]

God help who ever the real father..Im glad im not the father...

[PussyPoppinAnimal123]

@StevenRickenbakerHD dnt say it like tht hell u aint even have ta say shit about black ppl cuz white ppl be on hur lien bout dey shit too hell so stfu nd stop bein racist u act like dis a black person show only.if u dnt like black ppl nd what they do then shidd exit and type in somethin else u wanna watch dnt post tht shit just to be cute nd think ur gettin some kind of attention.

[imbengek]

pig

[spritrocks]

They should block the exit with some boards so she wont get out and the audience could BOO at her

[richelletjl1996]

this is the original video

[Nightshadow721]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MADDIEPIE]

You can tell how stereotypical the audience in this show are.

One woman comes up with some bullcrap about the dad cruelly neglecting his kid not wanting to admit it's his. They go all "BOOOO" "FK U" when the guy comes out.

And when the test comes out to prove he's not the dad?

EAT YOUR FKN WORDS UP AND SHOVE YOUR FKN LOUSY ASS JUDGEMENTAL ATTITUDE UP YOUR ASS!

[dmxarm211]

@MADDIEPIE I've had a friend go to one of the tapings. The staff has the audience boo on cue when the guy comes out.

[Aquita17]

Love the background song.

[vjm3]

"Look at dat NOSE!!!"

Lol he even took out a nice clean hankerchief for her to clean up her broke ass tears. A man of class I tell ya. xD

[ParisInTruth]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAA I actually sat here pissing myself and replayed it over and over

[jaythebadkid]

00:45 Crank Dat No Child Support ...

[cybilekevens]

@jaythebadkid hahaha lol

[LaDyKKreeperA31]

@jaythebadkid HAHAAHAA LMAO good one

[mightyjoe911]

Im glad I ain't the daddy...wooooh

[towringer]

For once, I'd like to see them change the format slightly. Bring the guy out first, let him talk, THEN bring the woman out & have the audience yell and boo her. Ask her how she could sleep w/so many guys she doesn't know who her baby's daddy is. Block the exit to backstage so she has to stick around & apologize to the guy for dragging him on national TV.

[TheSTLRick]

@towringer great idea

[cosmiccandy]

@towringer I'm down with that. It'd be a refreshing change. Some of these guys do get owed an apology.

[darepow]

@towringer - I absolutely agree. I can't work out why Maury sympathises with the cheating females and says to the male "don't rub it in". How dare these women scream and swear at these men when they've behaved so badly themselves, then they take the cowardly way out by running off the stage and sooking. It's disgraceful.

And btw I'm female, but I don't think it's remotely fair these women act like victims. It's their own fault.

[dmxarm211]

@darepow I agree. However, I think you should look at it like this. He consoles the women so that they come on there again and again to embarrass themselves. Hoes=ratings

[rjdjones]

@towringer exactly, but you'll never see this - maury still wants to keep his massive female audience and the cheating, lying bitch will always get support from the show. They should add an STD test, plus an account of all the money spent by the guy (if he did) when he believed it was his kid that she must now pay back with interest.

[guitarchim]

@towringer for real!!

[Jarack123]

she sounds like cartman from south park

[21sttnmemphis]

HAHAHAHAHA. Abe show the crowd what's up. I don't any man would bang that

[Satanhimselv]

HAHAHAHAHAH xD Pro

[girlfr0mhell]

LOOK AT DEESE AAAAAAHS!

TEH EVVYTINK MAURY!

hahah!

[THSguttachick23]

Maury knew it wasnt hers L0L

[jeste4187]

That fat bitch has no clue how genetics works

[ss4tre]

Lmaoo and the fat ugly bitch is toast

[cuzMTVsaidso]

LOLLL

[CJAC5]

The music. LOL

[reymatt76]

These women are like beasts at a petting zoo. The kind you tell your kids not to pet because you're afraid they'll get fleas. How any of these guys could get wasted enough to fuck them is still a mystery to me. I mean what WON'T these guys put their dicks into?

[000iraqialia1]

why you guys like sex ????? i am not going have sex agein

[Division1985]

Look at his EYES!! Look at his Nose!! Look at his mouth !! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[aslitusoa]

OMG!! Hear voice sounds like the exorcist lol

[miss2nice89]

LMAO.......

[kvee123]

Well lol. . . Bitch u heard Maury . . . I aint buyin no car seat. . . that is a hell of a line to hear lol

[gemni87]

like the song.! B.M.E. CLICK!

[828428]

At :58 get the fuck up you wasnt crying when you was talkin shit

[skabron7]

why would you ever hit that! Man he must have been really wasted...

[laciebaby]

She's like a an overweight, African American version of Marge Simpson.

[BPTDresta187]

Homie wasn't worried about the child support. Cuz was worried about bein stuck with that mosterous woman for another 18 years.

[TheJacobisback]

WTf if you were wit her at dat time than you fuckin should take your cocky ass and take care of dat baby

[amber000rose]

lmao thass wut she gets for screamiin at hiim wen she wasnt sure that that was reakky hiis baby.. lookiin liike a plum fool

[lesaraeann]

i love this!

[TheMegaTronKwam]

You can tell he knew to pull out when fucking her

[jimbobtheimpaler]

yeah he looks like him .......................Pffffff­t you trailer dweller GTFO. get a jobby job stop screwin ......lookin for a check...and you men out there thinkin youse the "bomb" with these real fine onenight stands........ok im back sorry had to stop laughin about that one, anyways put a jimhat on man 1 buck will save you 1000"s in the long run.

[runge776]

hhahaha she aint got no pancake mix!

[danielhiggins2009]

WAIT A MINUTE....THAT BABY LOOKS LIKE ME! HAHA :)

[rohannesburg]

LOL EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kinfolk441]

Ghetto ass bitch- shut the hell up. That's the problem with some of these broads.

[oldpreach]

wow...she DEFINES ghetto.

[Kjtheslayer3]

if i was ever on maury and wasnt the father i would make them play this song and id dance in the ho face

[unincorporated1]

LMAO... She had the best reaction ever!

[Mallen14298]

These ni99as need to go to school and learn about genetics, maybe that's a bit too much, at least get a GED then come and talk to me and we'll discuss more educational opportunities! Just make black ppl look bad!

[randomxxx35]

@Mallen14298 you just betta be black

[Mallen14298]

@randomxxx35 I am LoL!

[Mallen14298]

@randomxxx35 I am and if I were not??

[randomxxx35]

@Mallen14298 if you weren't ya comment would be racist!

[donmajikjuan]

@randomxxx35 no its still just the truth. those ppl give good black ppl a bad name. its like hillybilly trash on springer that make white ppl look bad.

[randomxxx35]

@donmajikjuan yeahh i know exactly what you mean, i myself saw this video and thought the same, but i just wanted to make sure you weren't being racist (in other words, typing that comment being a white person). but now that i know you aren't, it all makes sense.

[donmajikjuan]

@randomxxx35 i am a white person, i cant speak my mind and not be racist?

[randomxxx35]

@donmajikjuan no, you just couldn't post what Mallen14298 did without it being racist.

[sweetcandyAshley]

u r not da father(song comes on)dances)

[keonisan]

maury should play this whenever it happens, keep the camera on the guy and forget the ho.

[dmaccballer]

BITCH U HEARD MAURY!!

[michaeljacksonfan301]

does anybody have the full video clip of this episode?

[MotorRamon]

sorry but ur not the father. DAT BABY DONT LOOK LIKE ME!

[randomgirl881]

lmfao

[nishaboston]

LMAOOOO

[silencesoloud12]

Owned.

[watitdo5642]

ha ha LMFAO!!!

THAT WUZ FUNNY SHIT

[TheDJfromGA]

I love the part when the dumb bitch fell down the steps when she ran back stage. bahaha.

[thewishywashysound]

amazing quality. :)

[amari17]

thank god iam a muslim No sex before marriage

[dickkwikkwek]

lol your life sucks

[amari17]

no actuallymy life's fine XD, there's more to life then sex

[XohshitztonysbackX]

Sex is life honey LOL

[PawningHard]

is that something u say too hide the fact that ur 3 inch dick couldnt satiesfy a duck?

[iMrCtown]

thats too bad

[amari17]

Whats too bad about that? I'd rather be this way then sleep around and have a woman telling me a baby's mine hahaha

[XohshitztonysbackX]

No Sex before Marriage Hahahaha.... you don't know what you are missing out on.

[ComaLies225]

Here here. Better to be safe than have children on the way

[Doc88KKK]

This just proves what niggers are.

[swagg2much]

wat da hell u mean

[Doc88KKK]

What part did you not get? Dumb nigger.

[swagg2much]

dumb nigga bitch u so damn funny u wish u was as smart as me dumb cracker

[spikeymaycry2]

its funny..how we all are born the same.. innocent face , have no idea whats going on..all our worries is based on our toys.. life and environment influences us to be morons like these people

[att0317]

this is an disgrace to our race!!!!

[snapascrew]

an disgrace?

A DISGRACE is what you're trying to say.

[86justreal]

die arme....blamiert

[yamanshots]

LMFAO!!!!!! itz so fake dat itz funny.... did u see da way she dived n try to slide??? SHE'S SAFE!!!!!! LMFAO

[StyLa809]

like we say in Dominican rep.

Close ya legs

an open ya eyes

[Louigene]

all around the world says that quote

[MzTJones80]

Is there a saying for men that goes, "Men...learn to say NO to free pussy." ??? I mean, that helps as well.

[amari17]

LOL

[MobHeataEnt]

@StyLa809 That's a good saying.

[luckyjamal]

these black men should marry white girls

then these black women would start acting normall women , they will be talking like normall women. this will be a good lesson for black women so black men find your self a nice white girls and live happily after and make beautifull babies

[hotilicous1123]

Lmao cholo fuckinq racist u say dhat infront of a black niqqaz face u qetin ur azz jumped just sayin :p

[cholo2a1]

Dayumm black people are fuckin Crazy...

[MzTJones80]

Maury has been doing this show for YEARS, and loser deadbeats and "baby mommas" have come in all colors...not just black. Of course the poster only shows what he or she wants you to believe and you fall for it. So I guess we can say, "People are so easily fooled."

[msbeautifulthang]

lmao!!! this is so dam funny, thanks for the laugh....

[1234gomez1234]

lol ladies need to close there legs

[rebirthofslick80]

lmfao

[CentralColoradical]

hahahahahahahahahahahahha

[Ghettocpt]

LMAO This Video Should Have More Views

[KMONiSHALiA]

lol that shyt was funnii .....(you herad maury that babii dont look like me...

[chekist1917]

Another ghetto cow SMOKED!

[40kal8732]

dat baby dont look lyk me

[24K0be24Bryant24]

ROFL LMFAO! DAT BAYBAY DONT LOOK ME!