Star Trek Voyager (Subtitle: Subversion)

[MissMillsonxx]

"Chocolate Day"

The noise that came out of my mouth was not human

[Falewick]

romantic lights

[tehrealoneill]

Dear God. xD

[IcePirate3]

"That poor, brave, nameless bastard."

[KKEquestrian]

Ahaa, I lol'd! :')

[ddoyle11]

Now THAT was fucking hilarious!

[Mimoh25]

7 of 9 body in that suit ...!! Gosh its perfect if i where onboard and over 30k lightyears away from home or whatever they are ... i sure would have 100% lived out every 1000 fantasiesgot in my dirty mind with her ... :)

[randomface54]

@Mimoh25 You say that as if none of the crew already did.

[HerrKnitler]

That was really funny! Big up Maskell

[katbercar]

LOLZ

[amarfazbem]

Que bosta!

Não tem coisa pior não?

[melanyebaggins]

I'm taking a moment to pout. *pout*

[abanbury]

goody a short theme song!!!!

[coolkidm25]

This is brilliant :D

[Tokath1988]

‎"Aren't you Apache?" "The writers forget each week, it's all the same gibberish right?"

[areemas85]

I'm a massive voyager fan and this was f***ing hilarious!

[randomface54]

lol, meaningless death of redshirts, aliens which are basically humans with silly putty of their faces, meaningless technobabble to escape from any given danger, refusal to refer to previous episodes since their all basically the same and a decent shot of 7/9's tits. this basically sums up voyager. PS, i am also a massive voyager fan, i am simply accepting the truth here. PPS, redshirts were in TOS, in 24th century spinoffs they had swapped for yellow, not that it made any difference.

[KevanB]

Perfect, this pretty much sums up every voyager episode. Still gotta love it though, its voyager!

[ChocolateTort]

NO ONE MENTIONS THAT EPISODE! Oh, as if there were only one no one mentions. Really wonderful! It DOES basically sum up the series!

[BanjoOz]

Wow, was 1:13 actually inspired by my same IMDB post?! In any case, this was really well done! The funniest part was that I could actually hear Mulgrew saying the lines at 2:14, and I loved the references to Threshhold! "We arbitrarily threaten you" is my new favourite phrase for Trek and sci-fi pointless enemies from now on, too! Oh, and was 1:55 supposed to be the tape wearing out from pausing on Seven's boobs too often? :)

[hipser]

This is the greatest thing ever

[baiba6]

its a shame they don't ever find anymore 'silicone based life-forms' anymore. they used to make my day

[Cybermercy]

its all right but Piccard would have said ENGAGE Arse-Pull...Now ;> sersly-RIOTUS!!!

[brav0wing]

hungarian language...bumpy forehead aliens

[clairedore1]

Awesome! ;)

[JonahNazir]

That was pretty great. And I so don't miss Voyager. *shudder*

[GoofballLtG]

I laughed so hard I cried. THANK YOU!!!!!!

[BubbleGumNipples]

The salamder babys bothered me to the end, Same with the fact that the real harry died so they just nabbed a spare from another dimension.

Wouldn't that traumatize him for the rest of his life?

[jamessnell]

Well done, had some nice references, such as the transwarp episode where Tom and Janeway have sex and give birth to ultra-evolved human-lizards that they abandon once they figure everything out.

I think a sequel could grind on the Star Trek solution to most problems... MORE POWER!

"Sir, our ship's been destoryed, we're all dead now"

"Warp power to undo-support!!!"

"Sir, it's not enough....."

"Turn off the lights, and dump that extra power, that'll make a difference"

"Sir, you did it!"

[beatdownbob]

Inuprovulene. The Doctor's one-stop cure all.

Also, please stop teasing the Virgins.

[korobeyniki]

What language is this in?

[samotl]

@korobeyniki It in Hungarian. Of course, if you speak Hungarian, you need to watch with the sound turned off so you can follow the subs.

[UnspokenLetter]

Redditors really. Shakes head...Star Wars is the worst trilogy

[vonFelsenheim]

@UnspokenLetter Nobody likes a trilogy with six parts. Heh.

[bastian149]

poor dumb harry

[Gemini4t]

@thelleht In addition, I refer you to a TOS episode in which the Enterprise is threatened by two warring planets, and Kirk gets them to back down by threatening to issue General Order 24, the complete obliteration of all life on a planet. This was a Constitution-class starship back before the TNG days and they STILL had that much firepower on one vessel.

[Gemini4t]

@thelleht Starfleet's "we're explorers, not warriors" was always bullcrap, just like them saying "We don't have money!" when Federation credits are used all the damn time. All the way back to Kirk's day and before, they would get in fights with every other species they encountered. Especially after Wolf 359, the Federation retooled their whole fleet to make them more battle-ready, and don't forget Voyager's original mission was to hunt down a Maquis ship. They wouldn't send a non-combat ship.

[lolbso]

Hi Reddit!

[UnspokenLetter]

@lolbso

have reported you for living in your moms basement

[Gemini4t]

"No effect."

When watching through every episode of Star Trek, I made it a game to predict every time a character would say "No effect."

I was never wrong.

Apparently the most advanced starship for its time can't compete with the hodgepodge technologies of the Kazon and Vidiians.

[KaaSerpent]

Sioux, Apache, Navajo...who can tell?

[ThePolysyllabist]

Beautiful. The only thing missing was Nelix tricking the crew into believing he's good at something, then getting a crew member killed due to his unique "expertise".

[yvaner]

chocolate day got me

[silverrake]

Is there anyone else who is too Hungarian to be able to read the subs?

[dvdv7777]

Chocolate Day

:D

[marckybase]

i would do 7 of 9

[Arcon1337]

@marckybase I'd do her seven out of nine times.

[jmblood86]

Star Trek should have been called "101 Uses for your Deflector Dish"

[revelationnow]

I suspect there might be a third possibility for each episode. The "Harry Kim has fucked something up again" scenario. There are many of these, examples like the time he brought a warhead onto the ship, or the time he caught and Alien STD.

[supercommie]

Do writers really forget which Native American tribe Chakote is part of or is it just a joke?

[MrGinXL]

romantic lights - lol

[jackthetriper]

You forgot the good old reversing of polarity. Its the ultimate solution to every startrek problem

[KevanB]

@jackthetriper That and rerouting power from X system to Y system.

[keelelovesscifi12]

@jackthetriper but on Voyager, Seven's nanoprobes usually do the job.

They did bring Neelix back from the dead

[Robstailey]

Enterprise > All the rest of Star Trek

[Dandruffshampoo]

Beautiful.

[imadethistomakethis]

Redshirts don't exist in voyager.

[Spongeloaf]

@imadethistomakethis

That was the point of the joke.

[Shanker420]

Those poor, brave, nameless bastards. LOL

[Shanker420]

Those poor, brave, nameless bastards. LOL