Psychatric Answering Machine Typography Animation

[Hasshasser]

Help...what's the number for those who don't know who they are?

[Blackdays]

stumble

i hate typography animations

[TheGamekid93]

Hi good sir/miss?...can you please tell me which software did you use to create the entirety of this video or is it a combination of software's such as the creative suite (cs4/5) that you used?,a simple answer would be great thank you.

thanks in advance (sorry for my cheap English )

[Michalforcer]

@TheGamekid93

Conecpt and ideas was tested in Illustrator Cs3

Animation is 100% After Effects Cs3

[perssonfmx]

very nice typo and also funny:)

[piecitopunk]

great!



[joey3918]

69 DUDES

[memz0]

MOOOTTHHERRSHIIIIIPPPP

[Jackoley123]

...thats nice

[mytwilightobsession1]

well, i gues i shud hang up cuz no ones guna pick up

[TriggerEl3ctric]

@mytwilightobsession1 Same here :|

[OneWeirdDude]

If you have short term memory loss, please press 9. If you have short term memory loss, please press 9. If you have short term memory loss, please press 9.

[ObsceneParanoia]

22 people were scared to press a number & never heard a beep.

[votumseparatum1]

@ObsceneParanoia One idiot (you) cared about what 22 random strangers because they pressed the "dislike" button and hurt your feelings. This is the highlight of your life.

[ObsceneParanoia]

@votumseparatum1 Awe thanks for noticing. <3 I was in tears, but now I know somebody cares about me. Much love.

[finelovegirl01]

soo good

[bagpulainvarata]

This means that pigeons are all paranoid, that's why they're always staying on the line.

[golden24680]

11111113456 and THEY'RE TRACING MY CALL, HOLY SHIT!

[SpockBoy]

fucking brilliant.

Well done!

[shilipsy]

sounds irish

[bradmorris67]

wondering when my therapist would get this on the net

[crazyman8472]

The accent sounds vaguely Irish to me [but what do I know, I'm an American ;)]. I love this clip, especially since I've had more therapy than I care to remember. They never did figure out what was wrong with me... ;)]

[OhSusannah63]

LMAO_The male voice sounds like the great Gabriel Byrne..or am I just hearing voices?lol

[JustARandomGuy95]

The paranoid part made me lol and actually scared me :O

[b5e5n1n9y86]

Where did the audio come from?

[j3shika]

lol. love the audio.

[ghostly97]

696969969696969699696969696969­969696996969696696969969696969­699696969696969969696996969696­696969969696969699696969696969­969696996969696696969969696969­699696969696969969696996969696­696969969696969699696969696969­969696996969696696969969696969­699696969696969969696996969696­696969969696969699696969696969­969696996969696696969969696969­699696969696969969696996969696­969969696969699696969696969969­696996969696696969969696969699­696969696969969696996969696696­969969696969699696969696969969­69699696969611111111

[thecalistallion]

we've already thought it out for you... and you have nine selections tops.

[AlexanderTF]

I'm pressing everything pls help me I feel lonely and vulnerable ... plz help if ur a girl ...

[WuD573f070]

roflmao

[AlexanderTF]

where can I find this for download I want it on my voice mail ...

[JenCline83]

Mental illness is not funny. Shame on all of you.

[chiggerwood]

@JenCline83 Chill out I'm a manic depressive and I found this funny. You gotta lighten up or you're gonna die young

[samgeez]

@JenCline83 humor is one of the few mature defense mechanisms.

[pibolar]

@JenCline83 i want to believe you're not british

[yunaayame]

1111111111111111111111 x3

[Toky0kyn]

If you have a low self-esteem, hang up becuase we are too busy to talk to you.

[TheSilentLightning]

11-11-111-11-111-111-11. :3

[klh91048]

if your paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we will trace your call LOOL! thats great

[sexykatie90]

Michalforcer



[JoshCarter4]

I've read this before, but it's an EPIC win in video/audio. xD

[nightstalker3400]

6969696969696969696969

[MrRumplstilltskin]

LOVE THE VIDEO!!!

[VolcanicHD]

This is hilarious!!!

[DJHey20]

The part I think that's funny is, "After the beep, please wait for the beep." Love it, lol.

[twogives]

love it indeed

[reporarreic]

aha! thats awesome!

[PixelGrounds]

This made my day.

[CityofVoid]

EPIC

[chortles48]

I've already seen the answering machine text, but the typography is amazing!

[fendtboy22]

Amazing !!!

[Belx2]

Hahahaha!!! This could be a cool prank for call centers!

[robynbird28]

lmao!

[CanadianCanker]

Two words,Sherri Amirault.....all of the above.

[twogives]

wish i could relate

[EliteGhostWarrior]

@twogives I can, especially at the part where is says "if you have dyslexia, press 9-6-9-6-9-6"

[AdobeExcel]

haha this is good.

[ryanburdick4400]

Awesome! It hit me like a brick wall of laughter.

[KwartzKitten]

LOL! This would be awful for a real Psychiatric answering machine but watta riot!

[behindyourtrouble]

Brilliant, just brilliant! =) "if you're delusional press seven and your call will be transfered to the mothership" haha what a laugh. 

[MyAnimatedRomance]

ARGH, I wanted to put this as my answering machine message but it the machine won't record for long enough DX

[yokin128]

Whats the number

[sgtmcwallace]

wow

[aisykun]

2, 3456, #.

[Checkavailability125]

amazing hahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahah­ahahaha

[bukobg]

Fuckin brilliant, great job.

[DJelectfire]

nice work- I love the job you did with the typographical animation, and you use a classic!!! love that ringtone/answer machine... great work!

[BordelloBabe]

11111111111111111

[Anthonyk312]

I wanted to press 696969 because I'm obsessive compuslive but I'm dislexic too so I accidentally pressed 1111. No one answered me because I was depressive so I hung up due to my low self-esteem. I forgot that I called because of short term memory loss so I asked the smarter funnier and handsomer me to press 2 for me because I am too paranoid to do it myself, but he listened to the voice inside his head to figure out whether to press 3 4 5 or 6. I chose 7 cuz I found out that was all a delusion.

[aisykun]

@Anthonyk312 LOL same here

[LazyArtManiacs]

@Anthonyk312 nice story you made there lol

[robertthegreat15]

haha i love this

[drerror]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Lol Im putting this on my answering machine

[koolkat104]

bahahah "if you have short-term memory loss, please call again later." That was great!!

[ClueLou]

LOL

[MudkidMudslap]

(hangs up)

[darkmindmelbourne]

best answering machine

[JuzMe22]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­11111111111111111111111111

[iOwnZXx]

wie hast du das mit den linien gemacht?

[dravreh]

Haha cool! Very original

[TheAbsentOneX]

That was possibly the most amazing thing I've ever heard.

[alosta1989]

lol

[koosmangat]

aewwwwwwwweeeeeesomeeeeeeessss­s

[wolfeywoman]

Hilarious!

[Adobefan300]

Perfect...

[JA101K]

WOW! 

[MyAnimatedRomance]

LMAO This is great!! XD

[newfoundjoye]

Hilarious! Well done!

[JamesMcCartanProject]

lmfao



[cadasimpledia]

jajaj ... muy bueno ... me hizo reir bastante ....

[gippio1]

will some one press 2 for me?? lmao!! this was great.

[edusuntrebor]

@gippio1 *beep* There you go.

[cofusion7]

never delete this

[pastorparker23]

Brilliant!

[dekata123]

this is a nice vid...check out mine its the first one i ever completed

[georgeflacker]

After the BEEP please wait for the BEEEPPPP!

[georgeflacker]

That was fucking hilarious!

[farberism]

check out "Black Dog" nice track featuring this text:)

[SupaKaream]

wow...

[anthoney987654321]

this is awesome, ive heard the sound clip ages ago, what did program did you use to animate this its cool

[missinggio]

like it : )

[shygrl23]

funniest video/voicemail ever!!! LMAO!!!

[ALovelyLullaby]

Which program was this? After Effects?

[donovichy]

Where can you get this on an audio file?

[TwilightVampiac]

-keeps pressing 1- ITS NOT WORKING! XD

[bigjoet22]

this is gr8...

[gphiproductions]

Cool! The audio in itself is funny and good job on the kinetic typography. 5 stars!

[fifirockefeller]

How do I make this a ring tone?

*WANT*

[CaptCooldude]

very nice, i love that!

[FlamingMonkeysss]

Awesome!!!

[HelloTherePepper]

lmao. that is amazing.

[dekz1]

cool.. thanks for the new answering machine

[blacklavoux]

this is funny ^0^

[brokensongbrokensoul]

I've got a whole list of mental disorders, including a nervous disorder. I found this to be hilarious.

[SerendipitalAmity]

Touche. :D

[55jaro55]

You did a great job with this!

[MRRONTHADON]

lmao dats fukin hilarious

[brokensongbrokensoul]

I don't remember the actual number, but there is a number you can call, and it will tell you all of these things.

[dadasdream22]

very clever! :)

[TheLastHylianXII]

That's awesome. I want that to be my answering machine! haha

[ArcticFoxGirZ4427]

They totally helped with my dyslexic problem!

[AnnexGroup]

classic.. gold star for you

[nupurdeshpande]

WOW! ONE OF A KIND! Never seen something like this!

[kialan]

well done!

[AnDySuPeRmAn13]

very funny!!!!

[Koyaanitsqatsi]

where's that from?

[kotiooooo]

GENIOUS!!! oO

[gumballflip]

this is amazing!

[kurnikoff1989]

:D sick, but funny at the same time :D

[gustonator]

AWESOME !!!! xD

[GlennVanBogaert]

LOL! To good for words.

[littleseconds]

that last one got me, i was giggling all the way through but that made me fall off my seat seiriously

[TheFamilarity]

awesome

[Biancabbyx3]

lmfao(: I laughed soo hard. I told my parents and they put this as the answering machine. (:

[NeotericTv1]

@Biancabbyx3 me too

[Problembeing]

...This is BRILLIANT :D

[Cemicool]

LMAO. AWESOME.

[exorsten]

haha....Awesome love it =D

[TheAmericanSpider]

111111111111111

no one's answering....

[crazzygirl100]

sweetness! I faved ^^

[ShinigamiRae]

LOVE IT!

[isabob808]

This is so creative and funny!! 5 Stars!! xD

[Paool3107]

Awesomesauce

[TheProudLesbian]

Hahaha, that was funny.

[soccerlover1598]

what is this from?

[Abasio]

The simpsons I think

[brownsugar333]

ingenious

[everyoneSalegend]

pro!

[Aplus89]

amuse

[sk8pdx]

BRILLIANT!

[joelletitcho]

Who's the author of this? It's really cool

[soccerlover1598]

LOL. Well how rude! Haha.

[nothingedith]

its funny.

[stockton22]

holy !$#@ that/'s brilliant.

[EducatedBuilders]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[rsimdaimp]

funny

[Rambokallmar]

Brilliant

[onbrokenwingz07]

awesome vid

[FrancaSeven]

Love it, love it, love it. ;)

[macylandon]

Is this available anywhere besides YouTube? I teach high school psychology and would love to use it but we are not allowed to send students to this site! Or can it be downloaded and shared? I'd need a signed permission form from the producer. This is really wonderful!

[zeldaprime]

to be honest you could read it to your class. also most classes have a computer so you could show them off yours therefore not sending students to youtube and FINALLY this really has minimal to do with what i had HOPED we would learn in psych class all this video really does is state what every person with different psyche states would likely do in a more humorous fashion you could also send a message to the poster of this vid asking for an email with this attached.

[xoCutieGirlox]

well... you could always use

mediaconverter . org

and follow the easy instruction guide by inserting the link of this video and converting it to any type of file u prefer... like avi.. then download it. :]

[Whitechoco5]

press the send video button on the video

[Lopee08]

i can get you this vid and send it to you in a email if you want it let me know

[Moneytoaster]

Great Job. Realy great job!

[asidFact]

no bad make some more

[glontzrulz]

SUPER!!!

[TheMetaPhysicWorld]

That's sick, but fun. ^^

[LittleGirl13x]

i love this!

this is sweet, x]

[CaptainBlackenstein]

good job

[hispanicmonkey68]

nice vid. excellent. really used a lot of cool techniques here.

[csirekz]

hloal :)

[myorli29]

LOLOLOLOL!!!