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  • if she LOOKED scared on Mad TV she wouldnt have a job, and she wouldnt make money...Hence: Wrestlers are actors, remember that...this is proof of nothing....sincerely, a stone cold fan...

  • The last time I got laid, stone cold, was when my pony tail was in style....LOL

  • stone cold in mad tv awesome!

    if theres a chance that

    john cena in SNL = GAY!

  • WOW...Cyndicate hasn't crashed his rocket bike with lasers that fires models...WTF?!?

  • Hilarious!!!!

  • This is fucking awesome. Will SAsso does greAT impressions.

  • It's funny how the bully is all of a sudden quite now, lol‼

  • crasy!

  • @Phoenix412T1iron Notice how quite he is now. I wonder if he will ever show his "face" around here again, lol.

  • @TheCyndicate (cont) is in any position to prove anything that entire groups of scientific prodigies have spent years researching and couldn't. Furthermore, when you get into the "fact that I can't accept it shows how little I know", you're making it obvious how full of shit you are cause no real scientific mind would expect someone to accept something that outrageous just because they said it's true. Maybe you can bullshit your friends, but to me you're one of the worst liars I've ever seen.

  • @KaiserSoze679 Oh really? Get ready to be dealt with.

  • The information I am about to post, comes from "Gerald Shroeder".

    Schroeder has a BSc, MSc, and Ph.D. in nuclear physics and earth and planetary sciences from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). He worked five years on the staff of the MIT physics department and as a member of the United States Atomic Energy Commission.

  • Everyone knows this story. God basically makes the entire Universe, the Earth and Man in 6 days.

    Science/Scientists have always laughed at this, because we know Humans only showed up on Earth, 250,000 years ago or so.

    On top of that, we also know the age of the Universe is right around 13.5 - 14 billion years old, that we SEE. There is also a gap that we cannot view do to light-speed limitations & distortion. So the total age of the Universe is around 14 - 16 billion years old.

  • We know the rate of expansion of the Universe. The rate/ratio at which it expands is 1million, million.

    Now during this expansion, space itself is stretching. Like rubber on a balloon. So if you draw something on a half inflated balloon & finish blowing it up, the drawing expands with the balloon and gets distorted.

    So the big bang happens. Light blasts out with it, while space itself is expanding.

  • To explain how this stretching effects things, try to think of this.

    If I was where the big bang took place & I shot out a 2 inch long laser beam towards Earth, by the time it reached Earth, that 2 inch long laser beam will now be 2,000,000,000,000 inches or 31,565,656.566 miles long.

  • What does this have to do with anything?

    Well, Space itself IS time. In Physics it is called "Space-Time".

    Time is just something we invented to measure how long it takes to travel a certain distance. Since Space itself IS distance, then it is the main component to our perception of Time.

  • Since we know space is expanding and that Space itself IS time, lets do some Math.

    We know the expansion rate is 1million, million. We also have our approximate age of the Universe, around 16 - 16.5 billion years. We also have the creation time recorded in the Torah/Bible as 6 days. You also have concede the fact that if "God" created the Universe, then "God's" location was where the Big Bang took place, when "he" created it.

  • How long is a day? 24 Hours.

    How long is 6 days? 24 x 6 = 144 Hours.

    So take the 6-Day time of 144h and multiply that by the space stretching factor. 144 x (1m x 1m)= 144,000,000,000,000 Hours

    Now you take that number, 144,000,000,000,000 Hours & convert it to years.

    1 Day = 24 Hours

    1 Year = 365 Days

    365 Days = 8760 Hours

    144,000,000,000,000 Hours [Divided by] 8760(1-Year) = 16,438,356,164.38356 Years

    Yup, you are seeing that right.

    16,438,356,164.38356 Years.

  • So if you were sitting at the Big Bang Location, right now, the ENTIRE UNIVERSE would only be 6 - 7 days old.

    This is a rare case where the Science and Math PROVES the Torah/Bible to be correct.

    You cannot argue this, it is impossible. The only way to argue against this information, is to say that both Science and Math are COMPLETELY flawed.

    Case Closed.

  • @TheCyndicate Hey nerd, shut the fuck up

  • @scottyxander

    OK "Scotty".

    For 1, Calling someone a "Nerd" indicates that the person you are 'insulting' is more intelligent than you, so you have to use that to "insult" someone. That alone should show you how stupid you are.

    For 2, on your own YouTube page, you have videos of you "DJ'ing" & mixing songs. Guess what? You DID IT ON A COMPUTER, using a DEDICATED PROGRAM to CREATE MUSIC.

    In other words, YOU ARE A "NERD" under your OWN Definition..

    For 3, You just got BANNED!! ENJOY!! =)

  • @TheCyndicate First of all, you must think I'm pretty stupid to take some random guys word for that on youtube, when there's been ZERO announcement or publication of said concept. If such a far fetched theory was proven true, that story would be EVERYWHERE, so frankly, at this point applying the principles of occam's razor, the most logical conclusion is that you're a liar. Also, I'm not buying that anybody thinking somebody acting happy in a comedy skit has any bearing on their real life...

  • @Dxpwnu Typical religious nutbar. To kill ones self when they don't believe in god (and thus, an afterlife) would be complete stupidity... a level of stupidity that, if I posessed it, I would have listened when everybody told me there was an invisible being living in the sky that controls everything around me, which in turn would negate the reason for your comment. Or, to explain it more simply, "you're an idiot."

  • I think it is funny on how aggressive you are attacking people over this.

    The fact that you are lacking tact and information as well as mature debating ability, lets me know just how much it is that you DON'T know.

    After all, how horrible would it be if the highest level of creation or existence was YOU.

    Physics PROVED the 6(7) day creation. That fact that you refuse to accept it, doesn't make it any less true.

  • will is dead on...  lolololololol

  • Stone Cold looks like John Cena dressed like that :P but Austin is still badass !

  • The guy in the thumbnail looks like John Cena xD

  • Why is everyone talking about some other things and not about how funny this shit is like for reals !

  • perfect pushups everytime

  • @TheCyndicate Oh and PS, I also never said nobody was above me. I simply implied the probability of god is extremely low, and that to dismiss someone else's logical argument against what you've said simply because they didn't get that information from an improbable, and likely impossible source, is foolhardy. So, somebody makes a valid point, you dismiss it cause "god didn't tell them" and you want to insult MY intelligence? That's rich.

  • @TheCyndicate What it has to do with god is that the bible flat out contradicts the existance of evolution. And no, I didn't say there was no evidence. What I said was there wasn't conclusive PROOF. If you don't know the difference, I'd suggest you look into this fancy book called a "dictionary". And PS, I'm no "kid" - I'm a grown man WITH a university education. Just because I don't believe we were made by an ivisible omnipotent father figure has no bearing on my age, you ignorant fool.

  • @KaiserSoze679 Don't know what this has to do with the video, but if you want to really find out if "GOD" is real simple, just kill you're self.

  • @TheCyndicate PLEASE tell me you're kidding. I don't doubt there's a physics team somewhere that found some evidence to support that theory, but to think that one side of easily the biggest debate in the history of the world would be CONCLUSIVELY PROVEN right without it being the lead story on every news outlet in THE WORLD is so naive it borders on retarded. Of course, you're the same people who dismiss similar evidence toward evolution. You people will just believe whatever you want to believe

  • @KaiserSoze679 Oh, you mean EXACTLY how you just dismissed what I said, even with evidence?

    What does evolution have to do with God?

    Why couldn't "God" have programmed us to evolve over time, in order to advance ourselves at a sustainable rate?

    What are you, 14?

    It's SO funny when you kids relly think you are hot shit and no-one is above you, lol.

  • @Ryan142154 Haha so you'd believe him if he claimed he heard the voice of a being that doesn't exist telling him? That makes a lot of sense, lol

  • @KaiserSoze679 I love how the young people are SO self assured and believe that God doesn't exist.

    What you don't know, is that Physics has actually recently proved that the 6 day creation is FACT. Wrap your head around that.

  • when anyone is pissed with someone else...I was abused..............most women overthink everything and abuse their own minds and everybody around them.....baggage baggage baggage

  • Perfect push-ups every time! :D

  • Lol,stone cold s da king

  • ++ Will Sasso is more Steve Austin than Steve Austin ! :D ++

  • funny do stone cold at like this

  • Why such long and unrelated comments guys...

  • 1) This is funny 2) TheCyndicate your a fucking idiot if you think this proves anything

  • Debra was on fucking hot piece!!

  • to the guy that post this, stone cold sucks!

  • @edwardowade your frigin delusional stone cold was the best ever

  • @edwardowade=YOU'RE MOM SUCKS

  • stone cold is the one in the ponytail lol

  • @hammerdown88555 no shit sherlock

  • GOD DAMN SHE ALMOST SLAPPED HIS HEAD OFF GO DEBRA FUCK HIM UP

  • @smeshawn13=FUCK YOU

  • @mr300ism excuse me

  • wow he got stone cold down pack this is funny

  • hahaha the real steve austin should of gave him a stunner instead of dat closeline

  • It's the Diamond Dallas Page Push Up Machine!! haha in Diamond Cutter style!

  • What's up with the title? Crazy ex wife?not cool.she was abused by austin.and because he is a superstar people just don't care about what she say.sad.i love both austin and debra and still wish they were togather.love watching their videos from 2001.

  • this is hillarious...it's hard to tell the difference between the stone cold as the guy selling the pushup machine and the guy acting. lol.

  • Unfortunately, what happened in the household between Steve & Debra will never REALLY be known...Except by both of them. If Stone Cold did beat on Debra(keep in mind Steve's first wife never said anything about him being abusive, even when prompted)then shame on him...If he didn't, then shame on Debra.Because this type of action on her part, makes it more difficult for REAL victims to get the help they need. And admittedly, her going public with this CRAP, doesn't help her credibility...AT ALL!

  • steve is awesome...never see again guys like that

  • this is funny shit.

  • ''reversal gravitational technology'' LMFAO

  • @CraigWeir1986 Your "mum" and dad are sucking cocks in hell. Don't come to the U.S.

  • The red guy with pony tail is Austin? Am I right?

  • @Rodiguez83 Yes.

  • @Rodiguez83 Yes.

  • SUM BITCH

  • i Hope austin's going to be allright, can't let those abusive lady get away with it.

  • Will Sasso did the hell out of this!

  • Isnt this "Mad TV"... and what does this prove but nothing... again... STOP BEING A FOLLOWER... you should be inspired by better instead of another man espicially one thats known for taking roids

  • You have no idea what you're talking about.

    You can't claim that it didn't happen because you don't know.

    You don't want to believe it happened, then don't, but don't tell everyone else that it didn't happen because you have no idea whether it's fact or not, and the only proof you have that it didn't is a skit from MAD-TV.

    Get real.

  • irony.....

  • sasso... nailed it! 

  • were austin still 2gether back then

  • @OCcrazy1 yeah there were together,, we miss you AUSTIN 3:16

  • WILL SASSO CAN TAKE A BUMP!

  • Mmmmm Debra, Debra, Debra!

  • TheCyndicate,Unless you were present in the household and know the full story, I don't think you have any right to judge. How do you know the abuse was prevalent? Or if it even started at the beginning or later into their marriage? This could have been taped before it was going on. It happens.

  • @ComaLies225 For 1, abuse is abuse, people say, "This could have been taped BEFORE the abuse", uh no, if he REALLY abused her, it didnt just start out of the blue, unless SHE did something to instigate it, in that case, its not abuse, but retaliation.

    I have a right to comment about it & judge it, because SHE made it public. I am simply proving she is a liar. She didnt get what she wanted, so she claimed abuse, its that simple. And I dont like Mr. Austin at all.

  • @TheCyndicate True, it probably was a gradual thing, not just random.

  • @TheCyndicate you're a fucking idiot. so that makes it ok for austin to abuse her if it was just retaliation?1st, a REAL man never beats a woman no matter WHAT! 2nd, you cant even say debra instigated it because its men with alcohol and drug problems that get abusive towards their women for NO reason at all! i cant say that was steve's problem because i wasnt there. neither were you so sitting there and factoring out happened, none less in austin's favor, is only making you look hypocritical

  • @ComaLies225 That's right.

  • I met Debra at Gold's Gym in SC before a show i went down for & spoke at length. And she is a perfectly lovely, gracious Southern lady who does not look down her nose at a soul. She should not be being judged so negatively this way. Something happened that we are not privvy to the details of, & that she has not made public. Notice Steve (much ads i too, adore him) has not spoken out in his own defense either.

  • Stone Cold is the man

  • i want that stone cold shirt

  • is debra still with austin?

  • @dw6empires They divorced in 2002

  • this was obhiviously scripted....and stonecold probably agreed to it by letting debra take art in it....im sure they werent unhappy the whole time....mustve had a big fight much later....i dont agree wid ur caption...

  • the guy with the pony tail is stone cold lol

  • Wow. What a waste of time. Nice try tho, i guess. At least the skit was funny.

  • TheCyndicate...your a moron!! this was a comedy scetch taped in front of a bunch of people. What, did you expect him to slap debra on camera. Did you live with them? Did you have hidden cameras in there home watching there personal life? Did God tell you "no Steve never hit Debra? If not then you dont know a damn thing that happened. Sounds to me like your nuttin but a sexiest pig who cant get laid. And thats the bottomline.

  • @Ryan142154

    Yes because absued people LOVE to go on comedy shows and pretend to beat up the husband/accused abuser.

    Following your logic, Women that are raped wouldnt mind doing a funny rape scene on a comedy TV show.Fuckin idiot.

  • @TheCyndicate Actually, I know some rape victims who react violently when exposed to footage of rapes or attempted rapes broadcast in movies or television. Without having read your preceding comments I hope you were being sarcastic with your reply to Ryan142154, and not in the least bit serious.

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  • @TheCyndicate The MadTV skit could have been prior to any physical altercations between them. Abuse can progress overtime. Perhaps it was throughout their last weeks together is when Steve became aggressive. Debra did say she was physically abused but she never said she was abused from the beginning of their relationship or the entire time. I doubt Debra is 100% innocent, I'm sure she even got physical with him too. It's possible to be in a relationship where both spouses are equally abusive.

  • @Ryan142154 stone cold is the best,, who cares about debra,, she was a slot,, AUstin is the greatest ever, he never abused of debra. i agreed with you

  • @owan316 a slot lol

  • @OCcrazy1 AUSTIN 3:16 RULES FOREVER.

  • Okay, and this proves what?

  • I LUV HOW AUSTIN WENT INTO HIS CHARACTER LOL!!!!

  • @1995DLB AUSTIN 3:16 Rules no doubt about it.

  • @owan316 ahhh yea man real talk

  • @1995DLB for sure bro. AUSTIN 3:16 for life.

  • Unfortunately many woman stay with an abusive husband for years without doing anything. The minute a man hits you, call the cops. My mom was stupid for not doing that sooner and she's living a better and calmer life.

  • @pearlbeautylove

    Yes but because it happened to your mom, doesnt mean it happened to this woman. Do me a favor, and ask your mom, if in the heat of her abusive relationship, if she would go onto a show with that man and hit him, or pretend to hit him. I bet even just asking her that question will make her SICK to her stomach. People NEED to think about this shit. Women like this idiot make it HARD for people like your mother to get REAL help for a REAL situation.

  • @TheCyndicate has ne 1 taken steriods b4, NO an i know a mate of mine who has done an still dose them an hes 6''3.. but he's told me u can have a bad reaction on them an lose ur cool or just boil up... but im am thinking if stone cold had hit debra it was a one off not years n' years beating on her an she wanted the money fullstop she got the serjury on her tits an wanted something new coz steve had lots of friends an attention

  • @TheCyndicate plz man xan you explain me what happened with debra and austin..what austin did to her?

  • @cooleria

    nothing he just beat the crap out of her sorry ass bitch

  • Don't know if Stone Cold did abuse her or not (probably did) but that is wrong and this doesn't prove anything. It's just another MAD TV skit to me. Some times abusive men can be calm and loving with their wives and then be abusive. My father was like that and my mom stayed because he promised her he will change. Years of that she wouldn't pull up with that shit any more and would call the cops if he would near her and most of the time he was drunk.

  • @CraigWeir1986 Stop talking shit because it's not true. Always hating on American, but stuff like that happens world wide.

  • fuck debra

  • he did hit her he said no contest and the wwe put a gag order on her because if she said anymore it would cost the wwe money i like steve austin but he hit her thats the bottom line

  • Damn, the fake Steve Austin is bigger than the real Stone Cold O_O

  • @Hitmonchan107

    saso's just fat, he doesn't have the physique of steve. great comedian though

  • @sayanroy36 You mean the physique Steve HAD.

  • This was sooooo funny!

  • hmmmmmm she was on tv actin happy but off canama stone cold woop her ass

  • she dosen't look scared because that's will Sasso not SCSA next to her. dumbass wHAT!?

  • STONE COLD IS FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!

  • lol fucken stone cold man as Tony lol

  • that tony guy was the real stone cold right ?

  • @CraigWeir1986 where did you find out this stuff? I have never heard that she had cheated on him or hit him before.

  • That was fucking hilarious LMAO!!! What?

  • There are women who abuse the system, but the police report stated that she had bruising all over her body. Now you could argue some of the bruising came from the job, but how many bumps did you actually see Debra take. I also believe she said he was mainly violent when he was drinking.

  • tony little is stone cold right oO?

  • do u realize that she was acting here. She could have been scared, but she won't show it on camera.

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  • LOL the real stone cold on the left did kinda similar thing later with simone dean (who was playing a gimmick of a fitness guru and merchandise seller)

  • notice stone cold was the guy with the pony tail in real life and the other guy was just some son of a bitch

  • is that will sasso.

  • yep amazing parody isnt it

  • AUSTIN AS tony little LOL hehehhe

  • ahhhh!!! WE WANT A STUNNER!!!!!! :)

  • debra is so sexy

  • WHAT THIS SHET .... IS GOOD AND BAD

  • 2:55 did he say Fuck you stone cold?

  • What?!?

  • Funny as hell! What?

  • he modified the colors of a pizza box and a card board piece.....

  • lol at the elbow drop. I love will sasso.

  • How can people joke about domestic abuse? I love Austin, he;s one of my favorites, but he wrapped a phone cord around her neck and tried to kill her. You can serch online to find out what really happened and how Vince McMahon hid it. Of course she wasn't scared here, it was scripted!

  • Well I really do not know what really happened but If that did happen why didn't she divorce him since that is what women does when they have been abused. It just does not make since that he abused her but he is the one who divorced her she did not divorce him.

  • @Luckyfate6 people joke about shit that is far worse. what happens in the privacy of someones home is their business. at least he didn't kill her like benoit killed his family

  • @Luckyfate6 people joke about domestic abuse because the internet is a hideout for losers who think they have bigger dicks by joking about insensitive issues. when lifes problems crash down on them, i bet they are the first to want sympathy.

  • by far, the funniest skit from madtv!! clops was funny 2.

  • Judith Light pushing zip cream. XD lol

  • Debra is damn hot in tight pants)

  • Lmao..when the REAL stone cold reversed the other one's kick, stone cold sayed fuck you lol

  • who's stone cold ment to be with the ponytail?

  • Debras such a fucking cunt. I'm glad Austin wooped her ass.

  • I agree TheCyndicate Austin is a c**t for abusing the system!!

    WE LOVE U DEBRA!! :)

  • lol, tony little rules!

  • Hahaha this is great

  • GREAT GREAT GREAT!!!!! LOL Stone Cold is Great and so is the actor that is playing him!

  • I'm all for abusing the system ;p but Debra is a bitch

  • What?

  • hahahahaha holy fuck that guys stone cold impression is dead on

  • I can show you clips of Nancy Benoit looking happy to be with Chris. I can show you clips of Nicole Brown Simpson and OJ happy together. I can even show you clips of your parents before your dad beat your mom when she was pregnant with you.

  • lol nice one

  • @jewggerz

    Really? Then show me a clip of ANY of those woman attacking the man, or pretending to attack the man & cause serious injury. Woman who are abused & beaten do not raise their hands at the abuser, normally because THEY ARE AFRAID OF DEATH. You fuckin idiots.

  • @TheCyndicate What are you talking about?

  • Whether or not she was lying about feeling threatened by Stone Cold or not, saying she isn't because she appeared with hiim on tv show is dumb. There are actors and all kinds of people in the studio. Which means witnesses. Not exactly a place to feel threatened. If she was ever telling the truth about it, the "abuse" would have taken place in privacy.

  • that was funny, will sasso isa pro

  • Debra is a milf! she's like 45 in this

  • man, i would looooooooooooooove to love her

  • austin vs austin haha

  • stone cold looks good wive a ponytail lol

  • i just relised that the fitness guy was stone cold

  • ya i had to look at his face, he was funny as hell to though

  • lol its a cutting edge fitness system ha ha stone cold man ha ha

  • debra's hot big tits