LOTR: "And My Axe!"

[ThePHOXman]

Oh god make this a meme

[roktopus]

That freeze-frame of Gimli's face at the end makes me laugh hysterically

[adilsonhardyassis]

If Sam were there, he would say:

"And MY ASS!!"

[icecremer]

And my balls!

[FreeFenrirWorks]

And my knife!!

And my crossbow!!

And my nunchaku's!! !

And my revolver!!

And my shotgun!

And my RPG!!

And my pepper spray!!

[RenZoneNL]

and my vuvuzela!

[2FlaminHot4u]

Axe body spray?

[ILoveBlackMetal100]

omg please people stop patrenizing this kigorusan user. Just becuase she doesn't read the books or, who knows if she does. But just because she didn';t understand a scene and finally gets it and she wants to post a comment about it, doesn't mean she's an idiot or that she even HAS to read a book. Seriously, get over yourselves. And the movies are BASED on the books, it's not like they're supposed to be the exact same. Ghod...

[1supersoniccontrol]

I watched this seen sooo many times in my video class. -_-

[patusrohus]

I had never noticed Legola's face when Gimli joins the fellowship lol

[Phr3nos]

Well, if I was Frodo I would give them their stuff back if I didn't want to get raped like hell.

[Parkerkun]

TWO AXES?

[undernorm]

"Gimli, didn't your axe just break into a million pieces?"

[jokpax100]

@undernorm In the movies Gimil carries three axes; one in his hand, one strapped to his back and one strapped to his belt i think.

[greengrendel]

@jokpax100 I mean yeah, he keeps destroying them on rings, and throwing them at cave trolls, good think he's got spares!

[jokpax100]

@greengrendel LOL I can totally picture that right now!

[JBSauce]

@jokpax100 "So you could say he's...."

*puts on glasses*

"...Axe-ellently prepared."

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­H

[do0rkn0b]

@JBSauce no.

[JBSauce]

@do0rkn0b Yes.

[tenk117]

I used to travel the Middle-earth like them. Then... oh, you know the rest.

[FunGuy161]

I was recently at my grandpa's funeral.

Grandma to Grandpa- "You have my heart, my soul,"

Me- "And my axe."

And I threw an axe into the casket.

[hcig]

@FunGuy161

i never knew your grandfather

but i know he would be proud.

[Museite]

@FunGuy161 your bullshit still reeks of WIN

[MrAmerica1995]

Youtube, never, ever change. I will stand with you to the end.

You have my mouse.

[KarstenOkk]

@MrAmerica1995 And my keyboard.

[TheBatman1939]

@KarstenOkk And MY ram.

[czs5056]

@MrAmerica1995 and my internet connection.

[JagdmeisterD]

... and my Vuvuzela??? XD

[blublub17]

AND MY ASS

[SemperEAS7]

AHND MY ACKS!

[seanthemanmcauliffe]

@SemperEAS7 glad someone sees how funny i find this lol. AACCCKKKKSSHHHH

[tomchalm1]

I used to be a dwarf just like you, then i took an arrow to the knee...

[PastramiXXX]

AND MY ASS

[mrpicklesful]

I AM A DWARF AND IM PROMISING MY AXE

PROMISY PROMISY AXE

PROMISY PROMISY AXE! :D

[thrall898]

@mrpicklesful Diggy diggy hole.

Promisy promisy axe.

Diggy diggy axe.

Promisy promisy hole.

[jhayes113]

Axe-ellent!

[Daruqe]

@jhayes113

I GET IT

[Daruqe]

@jhayes113

I GET IT

[hornvin]

0:13 Legolas: oh, fuck .... not that guy ...

[Jeroen4291]

And my thumbs up

[Onihailftw]

GOATLUST

[jorge12app]

GOD JUST SUCK HIS DI** ALREADY

[Ingyarr]

Inside The Game was here

[RoonTV]

GOATLUST!

[MrKylesgj]

lol goatlust!

[YueY12]

Hey is that goatlust? He is so handsome.

[OVERLORDai]

GOAT LUST

[ThePaLaDiiN]

Goatlust...

[iGSigma]

djWHEAT

[samusaran13372]

GOATLUST!!!

[MasterC77]

inside the game

[Vuistgevecht]

djwheat sent me

[Toastsx]

goatlust!

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

lmao after gimli says "and my axe" you could see legolas face was saying "FUCK!"

[Wilson96HUN]

And my EGGS XDDD

[JediGirlGabs]

And so returns the Ginger Jim Royle...

[etano213]

whats so great about it? im not criticizing jw

[SeraphXion1]

THAT WAS FUCKING EPIC

[bornwildandfree3]

I can't decide which is more entertaining, the video or the comments lol

[BloggersMisintention]

And my vuvezela!

[Ninja3657]

But why is the rum gone?

[Kigorusan]

I watched this scene over and over again and I finally get it. Gandalf was hopin Aragorn would go with them to prove he still has strength in himself, so Elrond was impressed. Legolas decided to go with Frodo to impress his father, and aslo he was glad to see a hobbit decide to carry the great burden than him, and can't let a lil guy go on his own, specially since you bein the prince o Mirkwood, having a rep to live up to. And then Gimli says "And my Axe" Meaning, he didn't trust the elf.

[gotomon12]

@Kigorusan Good points, but being the horrible correctionist I am, I must ask:

Were you saying that Elrond is Legolas' father? or is his father in the scene?

[Kigorusan]

@gotomon12 no, I meant the King of Mirkwood, thanks I read the books to ;)

[gotomon12]

@Kigorusan Haha ok just making sure. I haven't read the books... But I had them read to me as a bedtime story... Does that count?

[Kigorusan]

@gotomon12 YES OF COURSE IT- jk, no that's actually more cool than reading them. In fact, I hoped that once I had children, I'd read to them, you're very lucky. Because I hate reading, but I forced myself to read one of the greatest tales ever told.

[CrystaBlade]

@Kigorusan actually, Legolas decided to go with Frodo because he believes that the ring must be destroyed and because Aragorn is going 9the two of them are adopted brothers). Legolas' father wasn't at the meeting, which is why Legolas was there in the first place (he was representing the Elves of Mirkwood in his father's place)

[jc41TV]

@Kigorusan

The point of the scene is that the smallest and most innocent of all creatures is taking on the greatest burden in the world (Kind of Like Christ taking on all the sins of the world, seeing as how Tolkien was a Christian, i would say the similarity was on purpose) This inspired these leaders of races, not only by birth but by leadership skill, and their bravery in battle wasn't a bad asset either. I see it as the fellowship was inspired by Frodo's willingness to take on their burden.

[ILoveBlackMetal100]

@jc41TV I don't care about the "behind of the scenes" of why tolkien wrote this, it's just a golden classic, and that's all I need to know.

[TheDoggedWonder]

@jc41TV

Actually, it probably had nothing to do with Christ as this kind of storytelling is quite a bit older than the New Testament. Christians like to inject credit for stuff like this. Also, it's not like being the son of God really does much to drive home the idea of being a "small person".

[jc41TV]

@TheDoggedWonder

Actually since Tolkien was known as a devout Catholic and for writing Christian books. Its probably a mix of both. You can't deny the fact that J.R.R. Tolkien was a Christian. And like most Christians, his faith inspired his writing and his imagination.

[TheDoggedWonder]

@jc41TV

You'd have to find something that actually supported the claim that he based Frodo off Jesus, or even that he was inspired by Jesus to make Frodo like that. There is certainly a few things in Tolkien's writing that suggests drawing from Christianity for inspiration, but something as common and simple as a little character fighting against all odds is a bit of a stretch. Like I said before, Jesus was the son of God in the stories. You can't compare something that big to a hobbit.

[jc41TV]

@TheDoggedWonder

all you have to do is read both the bible and the lord of the rings.

He writes how the most innocent of all creatures, takes on all of the evil in the world, and is set to destroy it. Sounds like Christ, who was perfect, taking all of the sins of the world on his shoulder. Its not that hard if you open your mind bro

[TheDoggedWonder]

@jc41TV

Frodo isn't mentioned as the most innocent of all creatures anywhere. If anything he merely represents the common man. He's the little guy fighting in a world of giants to protect the ones he loves. That's not the "story of Christ". That's the story that's been told hundreds of times throughout history. It's not that hard if you open your mind, bro.

[jc41TV]

@TheDoggedWonder

Hobbits are mentioned as being innocent, and unknowing of the evils of the world. Therefore a hobbit taking on the evils of the world.

[TheDoggedWonder]

@jc41TV

So it's like a whole race of Jesuses then. That makes more sense.

[morutysweetness]

@Kigorusan Or you could just read the book...

[sikaman9]

then 6 and seven :D

[sikaman9]

press 2 :D

[MetalMasterMind666]

Press 4 :)

[TheInstantClassic1]

Luigi: and my SPAGHETTI! Or is it the bagel?

[arouska]

and my ass

[DaGamer64]

Tssss tsssss the sound of axe

[1000razyja]

Ara : "you have my sword"

Gandi : ^_^

[chaosfighter100]

00:11 Legolas is like, "Well, fuck.

[SammehSunshinee]

"And my rubber chicken"

[legofoxanimations]

AND MY HACKS

[FrostyFin]

And my Axe. Your armpits smell, sir hobbit.

[33rosyposy]

and my sax. 

[nuroko]

axe? ..o.o...the bodyspray? :D 

[Thesims7murdoch]

AND MY FAX

[Scrabblet2]

Yer a hobbit, Frodo

[willdobbies]

And my ASS

[ASHT0N0417]

whats Hagrid doing in Lord of the Rings anyway?

[randomizer885]

@ASHT0N0417 No, actually later after the ring was destroyed Gimli was tired of being a small dward and getting tossed all over the place, cuz he couldn't jump as long as the humans and elves so he found a recipe for an ancient spell that made him bigger, but cuz he didn't have experience in spells it made him a little bit bigger than he wanted. He only wanted to be the size of a human. The spell also gave him a really long age which resulted in him later on going to go to work in Hogwards.

[TatiChan856]

"You have my sword."

"And you have my bow."

"And my Axe!"

"AND MY VULVUZELA! :D"

..... really, i can't watch this scene anymore without recalling that.... .-.

[Infaninty]

and my axe s s

[DrJimbo3212]

These movies never get old. Love them so much :')

[usbfridge]

Anyone else think of the yogcast when they saw this?

[DarthY0da117]

And my favourite store on the citadel...

[Juliaaa1108]

I totally love this scene and too when Pippin says: Where are we going ? XD LOL that's so funny xD

[YodaTheElder]

"And my bearded ass!"

[ShadowWolfRising]

and my scythe

[133deki]

and my dig lol /axe hmhm no better dig

[TheDevineBeing]

And my cum.

[animeharu]

i thought he said "my ASS"

[Dalesdeadbug123]

I wish they literally gave Frodo their weapons

[OganMancarci]

@Dalesdeadbug123 and then they return to their lands. Never to be seen again...

[Thobold]

"And my pistol" - Smith said.

[Anubis2445]

and my ASS

[borat935]

Three words , GIMLI IS BADASS

[jeroenzand1]

And MY VUVUZELA

[teamEdwardrulez01]

lol Legolas' face! xD

[Alavistaven2012]

0 () 0 AND MY AXE

[Justforvisit]

You have my thumbs up!

[percytje666]

''And my HAX''

tickticktick*BLEEP!''

-god mode on-

[mahligros2]

this is better =p

/watch?v=VRNdAscbpRo&feature=f­eedlik

[multikariza]

gimli gives frodo some soap!

[YouFightLikeACow]

Necessary to repeat "and my axe" again at the end? fuck yea!

[desidol22]

Its funny cuz in America its just spelling "Ax" and "Axe" refers the to disgusting body spray that guys like to use in place of a shower. Both are quite deadly though :P .

[LaGoonch]

Relax guys, he probably has a spare in his inventory.

[Incantationem]

18 people had to make do with Legolas' bow.

[BlondieHarryPotter]

Epic Sax Guy: And my sax!

[sikaman9]

''And my HACKS''

[Bloodwolf300]

0:13

legolas: great we're bringin the asshole

[Radith87]

I still like this one.

"You have my sword"

"And you have my bow"

AND MY HAX *

God Mode Activated*

[DiscordChaos]

And my vuvuzela.

[KZBProductionCo]

Dumbledore!!

[TheRobinator143]

Aragorn: "you have my sword"

Gandalf: WINK to Elrond (Were you thinking what I was thinking?)

[tillieemiliabech]

@TheRobinator143 Oooh, now I can never see that scene again without thinking that!!! xD

[TheRobinator143]

@tillieemiliabech :D

[SergioSource]

@TheRobinator143 OMFG BASTARD CANNOT UNSEE

[TheRobinator143]

@SergioSource Haha, have fun with that thought :D

[Elphie021]

Legolas is staring into my soul at 0:13 O.O

[Russ4Puss89]

cannot wait for hobbit

[Sareth987]

"And my axe.. In case you need some deodorant"

[IGoblinego]

Gimli can I axe you a question?

[LikeAWizard]

And my fax *bzzzzzzzzzzzt*

[fireflies207]

And my ass......

[bgatz008]

"And my Axe"

Legolas thinking: "Fuck my life"

"And my Axe"

[cosmosofinfinity]

Don't see why this became a meme.

[Slayertwentytwo]

@cosmosofinfinity I don't see why it didn't.

[cosmosofinfinity]

@Slayertwentytwo It didn't become a meme?

[Slayertwentytwo]

@cosmosofinfinity I don't see why it did not become a meme, as in I see no reason for it not to have become one.

[cosmosofinfinity]

@Slayertwentytwo You could have phrased that better. Anyways, I am saying I don't think this is funny, clever, original, or any of the things that it takes to be justified in being said by everyone all the damn time. If you think this is funny, go ahead, but I don't think so.

[Slayertwentytwo]

@cosmosofinfinity There's plenty of things that are memes that are not funny.

[CCCPconscriptcod4]

well the crew said that he does carry about 7 axes from walking axe to battle axe to throwing axe etc

[OVER9000NUKES]

elf...

kiss

my

axe...

[scorch8282]

the eye contact in this scene is really weird...

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

MY GRANDFATHER PASSED AWAY. AT THE FUNERAL EVERYONE THREW ROSES INTO HIS GRAVE. I YELLED "AND MY AXE" AND THREW IN AN AXE.

[mhrce]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL oh god thats funny

[Zoran54321]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL Like a boss

[darknaruto33]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL dude epic shit

[lgeklsflz]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL *im alive!!!* (throws axe in) .... uhh... not anymore...

[lgeklsflz]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL *im alive!!!* (throws axe in) .... uhh... not anymore.....

[Gogetankz]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL My Uncle passed away and everyone threw scented roses into his grave. I demanded "AND MY AXE". Pulled it out. Shook it violently. And sprayed...

[Youngmoon08]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL You are so lying.

[mootube6]

mind if i 'axe' you a question? BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

....forever alone.

[FeedTheTrollPlz]

@mootube6 Three questions you mean ?

[NaraTsukiko]

Does anyone else find Legolas' face the most amusing thing on the planet at 0:13?

[missedthelikebutton]

he needs axe that nigga look like he smell bad

[eefree89]

MAH AXE! This piece of chopping equipment is what all true warriors strive for!

[Berethead]

Bow Chicka Wow Wow...?

[MightyPitbull]

"You have my salt"

"and you have my bone"

"and my ass"

[apemagic]

cunt

[GoTacoHD]

The most majestic thing I have ever seen!

[rock76222]

YOUR WHAT??!!!!!!!

[trumsu915]

@rock76222 Axe- stray more get more

[jacobgoochvideos]

wow these comments are funny and troll free

[fatansassy911]

"And my ass."

Nows not the time gimli

[grapht10]

AND MY HACKS !

Cheaters !

[Goosesteps]

And my half-eaten sandwich.

[EndOfTheWorldHunger]

AHND MYEHH AHCKS

[GravityFamily]

"And my axe."

"You broke your axe."

"And my spare axe."

[GodzillaX8]

@GravityFamily Actually, he broke the dwarf sitting next to him's axe. :P