The Englishman comes over oh dont be so filthy ,here have a light on me .If only i had as many cigarettes as you he says i could have traded them for a pair of reading glasses .The Irishman says i had a pair of reading glasses i tried to use as a magnifying glass to light my ciggy i think it was cos they were faulty ,for on my bottle of ear medicene it wrote ,wait 10-40mins for a full erection .
After the 20 yrs they get out and the Australian walks over to the Irishman ,i would give anything for a smoke ,the Irishmans like i've got smokes comimg out me farkin ears have you a light on ya,The Australian points to his 2 foot long dick which is on fire ,holy fark says the Irishman and how's it doin that ,its taken me 20 yrs to get a fat and only a day to lay a 1000 women .
I think ur the offspring of the human fucking a pig lol jk
boyofrude 10 months ago
@caponestrigga kool... i luv 2 make ppl larf, so hearing that is great!
ralf7253 11 months ago
@caponestrigga lol, wotever that means. I spose Aussies & Americans, (well the white ones), all look similar.
ralf7253 11 months ago
read the bottom one first plz
fryer234 1 year ago
The Englishman comes over oh dont be so filthy ,here have a light on me .If only i had as many cigarettes as you he says i could have traded them for a pair of reading glasses .The Irishman says i had a pair of reading glasses i tried to use as a magnifying glass to light my ciggy i think it was cos they were faulty ,for on my bottle of ear medicene it wrote ,wait 10-40mins for a full erection .
fryer234 1 year ago
After the 20 yrs they get out and the Australian walks over to the Irishman ,i would give anything for a smoke ,the Irishmans like i've got smokes comimg out me farkin ears have you a light on ya,The Australian points to his 2 foot long dick which is on fire ,holy fark says the Irishman and how's it doin that ,its taken me 20 yrs to get a fat and only a day to lay a 1000 women .
fryer234 1 year ago
haven't heard the photo one, but it goes alright
David2377 2 years ago