Mass Effect ruthless 54y.o SHEPARD!!

[ErdnaSeyer]

he could be a barber...he could be a great barber

[sdegroot1]

Looks like Leonard Nimoy after a violent car wreck.

[Idilyon]

Ugly Shepard is ugly.

[Fenrir864]

soooo that's how looks team fortress spy under mask.

[PlaguedMan]

Give this man a tommy gun.

[MrPawsPause]

look like he had a stroke in his face

[MrNeddlemouse810]

THE FLYING FUCK?!

[HCTFuzz722]

Waluigi is your dad?

[vaiosony2]

Hahahaha the description

[grendelee]

Looks like someone tried to steal the Necronomicon....

[Jokenx3]

Hello burgabart's dad

[UniversalVision]

He could make an awesome R. Lee Ermey.

[comparetowhat]

SHEPARD IS BASTARD MAN

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

Mentelgen.

[MelodySternchen]

lachflash i can't stop

[Emcmillin09]

Looks like the Gman from Half-Life with a dirty sanchez.

[recoilhurts]

Looks like jeff dunhams puppet walter lmao

[gta99silverado]

he looks like a french version of Arnold Schwarzenegger!

[AnomalyINC]

@gta99silverado Arnolde Frenchenegger?

[gta99silverado]

@AnomalyINC LMFAO!

[fringeisthebest]

LMAO the description....xD

[cjandgunner35]

i laughed when i saw "my dad" in the description

[Lazar3451]

jesus christ he's insanely ugly

[Kirzan66]

LOL I love these videos with the intro and the camera turn it's so freaking GOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[diaalexguy]

doesn't he look like that guy from half life only younger ?? what was his name .... aaa ... G-man

[unionofonion]

@diaalexguy He does look like the G-man. I gotta admit.

[nexusj13]

He can't possibly be French, if he was then he would have given up before the game started (:

[Cloud1613]

ITS A FRENCH GMAN!!

[Borgasbord]

I could not stop laughing once his face was revealed. This is one of the funniest Shepards I've ever seen.

[SirithHeruwen]

Shepard is SPY!

[CamperCarl00]

Don't mess with him bro, he will literally f*ck you up!

[frighteningpoochy]

Shepard is a spy!

[TheBioBeast]

Way to ruin the epic intro, rofl

[BeyondLame]

GENTLEMEN

[ZaiT89]

@DevoidOfFeelings Ur not alone hyahahaha

[dragonforks93]

Holy shit it looks like what would happen if Walter and Richard Nixon had a baby.

[AndyRaslan]

Hello, boys! Missed moi, the Red Spy>

[NwoSwat]

he looks like gman

[KMxHearts]

He looks like a caricature!

[anticliche321]

lmao!!!!

[HALODAN12]

ronald reagen

[breeeegs]

Mr. Ryan, while we were able to revive you, the cryogenic statis had some....unwanted side effects.

Stroke victim Andrew Ryan: Ah kun suh thut! No jus gu muh thuh hell out of huh!

[ShadowSplicer57]

He looks like a distorted Walt Disney or something...

[meestryal]

Oh man, I laughed so hard watching this. Thanks, it had been a while.

[kennakis09]

is it just me or duz he kinda look like Arnold Schwartzenegger ( sorry i fail at spelling)

[bkchimera06]

@kennakis09 "GET TO THE NORMADY!!!!"

[SecularNumanist]

looks like a highschool teacher

[spartanK42]

G-man?

[IMB2U]

Madames et monsieurs, les reapeurs argh comingue!

[KevinBusomjack]

Looks like Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.

[orly444]

Nice George Orwell mustache, Shepard.

[Fatmax427]

0:40 Dr Chakwas trying not to laugh at Shepard's face

[megaminomakai]

@Fatmax427 I was so going to say the same thing!

[TheCrazyGTV]

well he did say he'd be back

[MikkroBitti]

My friends dad looks like that!

[XManimal]

It looks like he had a stroke...

[StasAnanas]

I think I laughed so hard, I almost burst!!!

[AlaskanWarden]

ew

[lowerlowerhk]

Looks like Sniper from TF2

[LosEagle]

French Shepard :D

[06SPHINX]

Played the fuckin superbowl on his chin!

[ducktopia301]

he looks like a banana

[metallicust]

Geezus!! He looks like a salarian?!!!

[paganini799]

I'm commander shepard and this is my favorite shepard on the citadel

[KirbyCap]

Looks like a French version of Mordin lol

[DNME87]

wauw... just for the top part it looks like OBAMA!

everything below the nose reminds me of udina hahaha.

[79xenomorph79]

That AAAASSSs(chin) :DXD

[giesskanne]

@79xenomorph79 whahaha you make my day

[wongedancuk]

its Arnie no doubt about it

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

Hitler is the new shepard

[pbluma]

french shepard, definitely

[recon500]

looks like Nixon trying to eat his face

[Big5000K]

It's a troll face!

[Zwartekaka]

Lol just imagine serving under a commander like this :p. You would burst out in laughter everytime you saw that face.

[NonstopRam]

he is all confident

[246trinitrotoluene]

it looks like a frenchman

[RJhasFLOW]

@246trinitrotoluene Lmao. Thought the exact same thing, lol'd at it. Saw your comment, lol'd at that......lol

[smokill91]

@246trinitrotoluene Imagine that Ugly SOB with French accent xD IT WOULD KILL ME OF LAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHAHA

[jstealth89]

@246trinitrotoluene HAHAHAHA exactly, all he has to do is give him the accent and make him say piss and shit before every sentence.

[PrivateeRyann]

@246trinitrotoluene 5 frenchmen saw this video

[Trentonater47]

ewwww Ronald Reagan

[Frizzurd]

hey Abraham Lincoln wasn't no stud either and look what he accomplished lol

[ivnuzi]

Why did you give Half-Life's G-Man a mustache?

[SilentAgent58]

@ivnuzi ROFL DUDE THAT"S A GOOD ONE !!

[MrAgod92]

cant stop laughing

[WordoftheElderGods]

It's weird. Even though it looks like he's been beaten the shit out of with the ugly stick the voice still matches.

[Asomalayas]

I'm Commander Sheppard and I should go.

[thewalkereffect]

As a child a warship landed on my face... Captain

[Thefunkyferret1]

Hitler + something else

[gofojibwas]

Misssterr Freemannn.....

[jebazeclisicu]

Ha I always suspected one of Shepards parents is salarian....

[MethodKings]

that is actually a really good face model well done .

[CorRomeister]

holy shit it's christopher lloyd

[sheemobile]

Richard nixon, is that you?

[SteelCrash]

its ronald reagan

[avelione]

Ha! The voice does not match this way! :P more sqeaky I think....... ;D

[PikolUploader]

Why 54y ? why not 55y ?

[Wiktor567]

g-man!

[TantricNferno]

Why does he looks like Obama slightly?

[hunkyzombie]

the fact that you can pursue relationships with this creature should be enough to ban this game.

[Taradoxxi]

It's the gman with a pedo-stache

[TheQuatrix]

He looks like characters in Battlefield Heroes:D

[Tinman888100]

Ah Yes, "Creepers" An ancient civilization of old men preying on younger women for sexual gain. We have dismissed this claim.

[DarkFilmDirector]

It's Fucking Howard Hughes at age 60!! Jesus christ

[Fairport4Life]

i call for a law suit for making me laugh so hard i woke up my baby sister

[TheOmegaParadigm]

Looks like someone hit Vincent Price in the face with a shovel.

[TehOhmygodimonfire]

THA FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?

[sonpiccolo04]

lol can he run?

[75Hadouken]

Thats disgusting 

[EJArendee]

I'm laughing so hard

[extondude]

Gman?

[GamerJer]

commander stroke victim shepard: i dont like being kept in the dark captain''

captain anderson: if we kept u in the light u would scare everyone away

[smiffy992]

@GamerJer hahahaha!!!

[sarcanicus]

@GamerJer lmao

[Jacey521]

@GamerJer Funniest comment ever.

[JRC3034]

Dude I feel sorry for your dad XD

[T0pcatFilms]

he looks like a french ET

[ThePrimith]

You know, if he didn't have such a jutting chin and his mouth was higher, he would ALMOST look like the GMan from Half Life 2.

[paulusrantala]

hi hi hiii

[sega616]

reminds me of spork from star trek xD

[Dawn3R]

reagan?

[paydafee]

euthanize that creature, please

[MyCommentsAreFact]

It looks like he had a fucking stroke.

[sesshomiru30]

he looks like my old ROTC instructor

[stinkfists462]

it's well known that sometimes Stan Lee's drawing come to life

[IloveJack18]

rise and shine, mr freeman. rise and shine...

[Christ724]

It's the G-man...man

[askjiir]

This was so Lol. I wish you could make a series with this char in mass effect.

Posing as your dad or something. Lol.

[askjiir]

I didn't know it was possible to stretch the face structure so far!

Is this a mod ?

[MrHadesI]

Damn XD did an Elephant sit on his face?

[olstar18]

Damn he's ugly.

[iTsAmy93]

@olstar18

Ugly? I believe he is the sexiest on the Normandy.

[Bellraga]

that's SPOCK!!! Normandy?pff. that's the enterprise 

[larrym5150]

This dude looks like he just had a big ass bite out of a shit sandwich!!

[LilSayo]

oh my. He is so brutal

[jdt917]

How come you never see really ugly people be the heros in the movies? Thats why..

[iGeForce]

ASSUMING DIR.... Oh shit what the fuck is that thing?? Retreat!! Retreat!! AAAHHH

[Kiyosuki]

Old, ugly and badass.

[janqca]

hahhahaawsome 

[Ginteru]

How the fu-

[iAsian92]

Oh my goodness.

[c0nn0r1f]

He look like he got kicked in the ballz

[Sareth740]

o.o.... The top of his face is ok.. Then it reminds me of the alien sims D:.

[thebighead01]

wow he is one ugly fucker isn't he

[EdikShepherd]

0:28

Sorry to "pop in" unannounced

[DaPlys]

lol.. how brilliant.. Like Clusout.. or what ever his name is :P love that small mustache..

[xanyleon]

Hahaha! It's a monster!

[mireazma]

I like how the doctor makes a gesture like saying in her mind "what the phuck? I never get used to xo face! I've just finished my treatment. Now I'll have to take sleep pills again..."

[Andreazor]

Mon dieu! Ziz is Shepaarrd, and zis is my favorité song on le Citadel!

[Tzeapaedi]

@Andreazor

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favourite comment on youtube.

[cbcnate]

@Andreazor That literally made me shit myself with laughter

[Andreazor]

@cbcnate

Well he looks sooo much like Charles de Gaulle it's scary.

[AnotherSchmoe]

ROFL that's epic

[CrysisNerd]

hahahahahah wtf its the italian mr been/spderman!

[Iggimoogloop]

Kill it with fire!

[limage84]

it looked like even dr chakwas was laughing in the background lol

[Spiritblazing]

looks like a crackhead

[ladykillersmyname]

Hey, it's AIDS Shepard's Dad.

Ooooohhh Yeeaahhhh, I'm interested.

[Kiroswan]

The Gman's cousin he doesn't talk about.

[nolanolson]

it kind of reminds me of the funny looking italian pazzis on the new assassins creed

[StitchedinMack]

It sounds like Jenkins said "You pooped yourself on Torfan."

"I don't like being kept in the dark captain" was just as great XD

[Candros89]

wait a moment... that isn't the G man from Half Life? xD

[razedeezy]

OMFG ITS HITLER!

[Krukkie]

It's Walt Disney!

[drbeefcakes]

Fishface Shepard

[looker999997]

I didn't know humans and Salarians could crossbreeed...

[apophis77]

He's got a John Waters mustache...

[LastHanyou]

OH GOD...THE SEX SCENES

[comparetowhat]

bastard man!!! XD

[hildegain]

best part is at like 0:42 Dr. Chakwas looks like she's trying not to laugh at you :D

[Bryce12345678910]

adam carolla?