Hummer Vs. Porch

[aLaKaZaMxxPS3]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[themaxeatsfood]

That's nothing, I tore a house down with my truck.

[luv2fight763]

Whats the big deal? My penis couldve done that

[Kg277]

This video is full of panzies

[bestamerica]

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this hummer2 dont need use a R shift,,,

better use a N shift because of down hill

[mark12130]

Whats the big deal? Even a ugly prius could do that.

[24Simon95]

even a honda can do that

[TheA8l]

Gay

[25Celtics]

Yeaaaa right at the end lol

[lightspeed82]

thumbs up if you thought the hummer was going to smash a Porsche

[PatriotCondor]

I would have seriously busted a gut if that porch was properly attached to the house, because then it probably would have taken the side of the house with it. No wonder he tore it down. Hopefully, to build a better one.

[muddslingers513]

HOLY SHIT MAN, U RIPPED NAILS AND WOOD OMG OMG OMGOM GOMGOGTMO

[68rapes556]

an h3 doesnt count as a hummer, its gayy... plus a honda civic could pull that porch off

[huffopuff]

They had to refill gas inbetween bulling the stairs and the actual deck

[Speedblowers]

I wanted it to drive into the porch.. Would've been much cooler!

[88super50notchback]

IT BE NICE IF BY ACCIDENT ID TOOK THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN

[istayaway1]

And that is the most duty that Hummer will ever see...

[mariani704]

Hummer Great for destroying Houses but not for offroad .

[sacr3]

Got to love moments like these. And yes, I thought it was "Porshe" lol.

[cbphoto]

@sacr3 "I thought it was "Porsche" lol." Priceless, thanks for being real!!!!

[cavfan7]

@sacr3 did you mean to say Porsche?

[Pj311foo]

Only in America

[TheGel69]

the hummer payments are higher the the trailer payments.....

[IGETWHIPPED52]

drew aushcher man?

[cbphoto]

@paintballwin Only later, after that, did they realize they can't spell "neighbor" & shouldn't be posting on the internet.

[walteratomspalter]

@cbphoto grammar nerd xD

[vladjupanu]

AFUCKING RETARDS

[GenerationKill1010]

excuess me that a H3 not a H1 its not built to tolerate that

[cbphoto]

almost 165,000 views now!!! C'mon, fess up...you thought I misspelled "Hummer vs. Porshe", didn't you? This is just a deck off the garage portion of the house before the rebuild, we took 2200 sq ft & made it into 3500 sq ft.

[parentaladvisory66]

@cbphoto love the h3 mods dont you have a 3t now?

[cavfan7]

@cbphoto i think you mean Porsche

[HedgehogOutdoors]

Sick truck! I would love to do something like this.

[AONEMANPRODUCTION]

as much as this is a cool video, it would be epic with an h1 lol

[mudman898989]

fuck all the haters!!! everyone below with a boot up your ass please go die...

[miniamok18]

no offense, but my both x5 and xc90 could do this

[flyguyviky]

nice hummer ugly house

[dunti21]

yea, my 1.6 diesel could pull that down. American houses are made of cheap wood and plaster. You could punch walls down if you wanted to.

[7774EKA777]

=)

[joeandlilelmo]

kay chuck when i shot my gun at the gooks you put your foot on the shiny pedal and we see how big my IQ is

[bosskp90]

get a good ol H1 and itll tear the house apart, but on second note, my saturn could do this

[TheMason7125]

gay

[AlxeMsatain]

Only thing an H3 is good for

[kubiczek20]

only in us ... o.O

[DavidSraytheon]

I want my 38 seconds back.



[BadWithNames123]

did the house die?

[tonyf686]

why so much hate? he has a hummer and wants to rip a porch down, i use my blazer for deconstruction all the time

[MrSBChevy]

oh wow. youre cool. that was radical. you must get a lot of pussy cuz that was cool brah.

[cbphoto]

@MrSBChevy yah, I am cool!!! I let my 13 yr old help pull apart the house for the rebuild, did you see the look on his face? It aint all about the pussy, brah.

[MrSBChevy]

@cbphoto cool story bro. how do you like them piss poor versions of the hummer??

[teekunn]

ahh.

nice activity to do with family right?

[seethebob]

I would LMAO if the hummer's front end was torn off.

[6202007]

Fak that I thought you guys were going to drive through or on that porch, ripping it off wasn't as much interesting 'cause it could have been done with a prius, now thats something to look at.

[fartstart97]

i thought he said hummer vs dick

[erkod]

im not a fan of hummers, infact i despise them, but damn your hummer looks sexy!

[fudgeman333]

i could tie a rope to my dick and pull that shit out better than that 5 cylinder peice of shit

[6202007]

@fudgeman333  thats why your dick is sooo long and tin like a nidle, you can use it to go fish with it.

[5538145]

that is not a hummer. 

[bennyroofing]

i can do that with my lawnmoore

[aubbie666]

See the house move, that got to be good for it, idiots

[232009jordan]

my car could do that!

[Russisretard]

yugo can do that too lol

[WhiteNuklz966]

You might be a redneck if...your house is smaller than your ride

[mackt11]

get a real hummer, like mine 12 inch lift and 44 in tires:) it could pull your house down

have a nice day

[OP52RI]

That is a nice hummer

[IIB20VTEC]

Whats with white trash americans and cargo shorts??

[Steele0616]

LMAO japanowner got fucked!

[TheFaygoFanatic]

ha that was cool, nice hummer btw

[necrorazer]

00:02 anal fuck face

[umassfb39]

how did PWT poor white trash get this hummer? 

[BOKnows1450]

@umassfb39 first you go to the car place

second you buy it

[MrRedwoodvalley]

OH MY GOD!!! ITS PHIL FROM MODERN FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!LOL!

[MrAlexEngland]

i was hoping the whole trailer would come down

[japanowner]

Hey dad, you're a pin-dick moron.

[cbphoto]

@japanowner that's not what yoru wife said!

[guitarman1866]

@cbphoto you sound like a retarded! "thts not what your wife said" im 13 and have better come backs than that!

[nckflb892]

@cbphoto fail

[cbphoto]

@japanowner That's not what your wife said!

[xJordan13]

@cbphoto actually that is what your mom said -.-

[Charles2337]

@japanowner

The car you drive does not reflect the size of your sexual organs. You probably don't get laid much.

[Rook098]

Thats great man I'm going to have to do that when I rebuild mine.  Too many haters on here talking about their crappy civics though. All jealous.

[carlos5elcapo]

boludos...

[seymourbbest]

If you live in a trailer but drive a hummer, you might be a redneck.

[cbphoto]

@seymourbbest Not sure why you all think it's a trailer, that's just one end of a 2500 sq ft house....but yah, I still might be a redneck!

[bigdog813]

@cbphoto you defniatley have a large back yard that person is just an idiot

[wasserwanne]

@cbphoto People might think it's a trailer, caus there is no substance in this house. Like most american buildings a buffet of wind could demolish it. Give your Hummer a real try with a house of stone... ^^

[TTFJ120]

Ok..... I'm just saying that I am not the biggest H3 fan (but its a HUGE step up from the H2 but diffidently isn't a H1) BUT that is a very good looking H3. BTW... I'm jealous of you for being able to tear apart your porch with your car. Looked like fun.

[uberowns]

Another example of someone who thinks their hummer is THE SHIT when its a pos. I do like that color though

[AustinLittle14]

you people do realize its not like he thinks his hummer is all bad cause he can pull off a wooden porch right? I'm assuming they were replacing it and thought hey lets rip it off with the hummer.

who wouldnt have a little fun ripping a porch off of a house with a hummer?

[cbphoto]

@AustinLittle14 WOW...you're the only one that's gotten the idea in a while! I needed to rip it off for a rebuild, why pay someone else, the H3 can easily handle it...after that all I needed was a chainsw & a dumpster to put it in!!!

[AustinLittle14]

@cbphoto exactly! I would've done the exact same!

[ihtewhnppltkemyusrnm]

@AustinLittle14 because doing that is idiotic and risks damage to the house, car ect. its not dumb for using teh hummer its just dumb for doing it period

[Humorl00s]

A riced out civic can do better ..

[rockhopperz93xeedmax]

poor dick, stupid waist of money hummer and what ?????

[speeder741]

thats a sweet setup on the h3 nice color and the black rims are sick

[CookiesAndGuns95]

This is why I want to be redneck!!

[counkev]

which SUV cant do that ?

[zzXDarKXzz]

really? a rotting porch...thats really easy.I can pull down a fresh porch with my 350z.Pretty much any good car or truck can take down an object,depending on the mass.For example a F350 can take down a brick wall right?(yeah i watch commercials),if you have the money and knowledge to do so,you can modify a car to do the same.

[PolarisRngrxp]

Hey man Im looking at getting a used 06 the same color as yours. what exactly did you put in to yours and about how much did all of the mods cost you? And how does the inline 5 accelerate? bogged down, or pretty decent? thanks.

[phast46]

most vehicles can do that, and thats nothing against your hummer. I dont understand why all these people are talking shit about that hummer that thing is soo badass. and these people would be surprised at the power of the inlne 5. My 05 gm canyon is amazing! that little inline 5 is cammed for all you fuckers that didnt know.

[TheRealDewgod]

wow you prolly feel proud about something my 1999 CAMRY COULD DO

[6YOBS9]

thats a dope H3

[hxcmexi]

hahahahahaha excited over nothing! Stupid little girls Hummer H3! or should i say

a Tahoe with a different body body! hahaha its what the H3 are. LIke the H2 is just a Suburban with a different body. hahahahaha get a real HUMMER H1!

[alex16504]

jusr get a fat guy to stand there it would have been faster

[powerattitudetrim]

@alex16504 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ajk150]

haha thats awesome beats the hell out of doing it the boring way piece by piece :p

[Gebruikersnaam10011]

Even a fat kid with a rope around his belly could do that while he rolls down the hill..

[Silvermustang99]

i like taht hummer

[bigmackburger]

Hummers are shit. The only good hummer was the h1. the real hummers, not these fakes that gm tried to make.

[porsche558]

LMAO!! Most people would have pulled that apart by hand....which would have taken a while. Others might have rented a small backhoe. You guys clearly thought outside the box on this one......and as it usually does it paid off....fast deck removal and no rental fee's LOL!!

[mihali84]

durrrrrrrrr that was stupid, i could do that with my infiniti

[tbmike23]

Who needs a permit?

[x1pyroveride]

ive ran though a few buildings in my f250 on purpose

[JKmanglerCRD]

H3 definately better than a H2. I like the green paint too.

[JKmanglerCRD]

H3 definately better than a H2. 

[prayb4udie]

wow i can run and pull that off hell my dad can just look at it and it can fall off lol

[7475flyersfan]

trucks bigger then the house



[passngas2]

damn lucky that was a crappy porch, or it wouldve destroyed that Hummer H3

[humvee600]

ITS A FUCKIN H3, LAME

[KlunkerRider]

Meh! , big deal, in the past I used my old Suzuki Samurai in low range to pull tree stumps out of the ground.

[fordtough210]

wow see my luck i woulda pullled the whole house down

[TamiyaRunner]

nicely done

[lilbudy99]

Pourch FAIL, Hummer WIN.

[2008saleen]

H3 looks nice..Should have just ran through it lol

[bishopcheyshjan]

hay pense que un porche

[dirtshower250]

h3 sucks its a gmc truck frame.get a life. h1 all the way.

[mad4diesel]

Huh! Barbies hummer(H2 or H3 which ever model it is) didn't break.

[cbphoto]

@mad4diesel hmmm...can't even identify the model? shut the hell up.

[OfficerSheepDog]

@cbphoto

hahahah XD

[KAWASAKY95]

@mad4diesel h3 you fucking idiot

[plmpnlnja1985]

I should have said I'm an idiot. I'm dtupid.

[pimpninja1985]

Idiots.

[BMWgab]

it's an H3

[sportsman250]

thing looks like a piece of shit and it probably is and the vid is lame fag

[TheJohnDeereChannel]

WOW an inline 5 BIG POWERRR

[cbphoto]

@TheJohnDeereChannel It ain't power, dumbass, all it takes is weight....something Deere mowers don't have.

[TheJohnDeereChannel]

@cbphoto i could still do it with my lawn mower

[KingofComputing]

@cbphoto please my half ton cub cadet could have pulled that deck off, it wasn't even built right, look at it when the stairs are gone, theres so few pileons

[undertake782]

@cbphoto Aye, it's not polite to call your viewers dumbass. You seem to be grumpy. Not giving it to your wife right?

[SpetsnazWarrior]

nice setup on the H3!!! finally!!! sumone that ddnt turn a hummer into a ghetto piece of shit.

[MrMotoXfan]

Epic win

[90notch306]

My fuckin lawn mower can do that

[cbphoto]

@90notch306 your push lawn mower can't even take down my weeds, shut your pie-hole.

[dmcgrathudt]

The H3 is cheaper than most new SUVs ahink1... I dont like the H3 buy you found a good use for it! lol I'll bring my H2 over when you want to remodel the house! lol

i give it 4*, would have been 5 it it was a H2 running it over..

[ahink1]

@dmcgrathudt i forgot to actually mention that i own both h2 adventure package and h3 luxury package. so dont try down to me like im your child. im a hummer kind of guy so i dont try and talk bad about one or the other. so much for being proud of your own brand. good luck

[rickg156]

@ahink1 so whats it like having a small penis i kid

but really why have two hummers i mean h2 is kinda for the guy that doesnt want or cant find a hummvee but the h3 is like im trying to save the world from from a fake global warming and be cool

get a truck and a fun car you win both ways "" not a car and a truck put together""

[cbphoto]

@rickg156 ass...when you get a real truck, come back to talk smack

[rickg156]

@cbphoto im pretty sure my truck is a real truck

talking smack what are you 5 the h3 hummer is stupid its a small suv my girlfriends xterra would out pull this

[dmcgrathudt]

@ahink1 What are you talking about? I just said it would have been cool if it was an H2. I have owned 2 H2s and bought my son an H3. Just saying that the H3 is built cheap but still looks cool. Whats with the defensive posts, take your meds and woo saaa, friend.

[krisantuzzi]

I could of done that in my fiero.

[cbphoto]

@krisantuzzi your Fiero don't run no more....

[krisantuzzi]

@cbphoto It runs...Just had rodknock like a mofo :D

[normanmj]

H3 is not a Hummer. It's more like a FIAT 5cyl POS!

[ahink1]

@normanmj if you dont like h3's then why are you looking up the videos of them? hahahah your another wannabe hummer owner that will never have one. good luck with your FIAT or civic which ever you may own. hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

[stylin60es]

weak

[tigersforlife6767]

I thought this said porchse so I wanted to watch this

[cbphoto]

@tigersforlife6767

That's now 87,101 of you who can't spell Porsche.. HAAAAAAA!!!!

[nighthawkm1992]

anything vrs a porch would win lol

[HwkyPlrs]

id use my gmc for that matter damn, hummers are shit

[cbphoto]

@HwkyPlrs another idiot, amazing!

[aronomarortizruiz]

hummer 1 "porch" 0

[EcstasyBen]

LOL, you can do that with a smart car.

The only real Hummer is the H1...this may as well be a Ford Escape.

[cbphoto]

@EcstasyBen hmmm, you also are an idiot....amazing how many of you search YouTube.

[vnms1993]

my 98 corolla can do this. h3 or h2 are not real hummers. H1 is best.

[ahink1]

@vnms1993 thats like saying a ford f-150 or a chevy 1500 arent real trucks. umm yeah im pretty sure h2 and h3 are hummers.

[cbphoto]

@vnms1993 you, too are in idiot, plain & simple.

[BOKnows1450]

@vnms1993 did you just say h3 and h2 are not hummers. your a retard. h1 is the best though

[Oliseyevets]

fake and gay

[cbphoto]

@Oliseyevets you're an idiot, plain & simple.

[B789c]

if that was a H1 it would have pulled the whole house into the garden lol

[MegaComputerTips]

@B789c hahha

[920gamez]

my atv can pull that

[32middlelinebacker]

sick truck dude

[jhk2h]

thought it said 'hummer vs. posche'.. haha..

[kiangsuman]

im dont trying to say this car is bad, but i think a honda can do that

[gogmorgoaway]

Yeah... anything massive rolling down that hill...

people don't really design porches to withstand lateral force

[B789c]

anything cud do that.

[HFCHSvids]

I could have done it faster with a bicycle

[trespernas19]

playboys de merdaaaaaa!