Jeebus Action Figure

[djsponge10]

0:36 WTF

[KiariLeader123]

XDD so XDD so funny XDD

[criticaleventz]

ITS A TRAP!

[willytopsider1]

That was stupid, unfunny, and a mockery

[CuteMcBeauty]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I loved the ark of the covenant!!!

[meatspining]

cocaine!!!

[uberPWNer1000]

JESUS CHRIST!!!

[gaziltapig]

Bearded zombie sky man, IN ACTION FIGURE FORM!?!? Move over golden cow!

[compsciguy]

Great...another evangelical Atheist pushing his/her views on everyone.

[SofaKingLoaded]

@compsciguy Great.. another stunted Man-Child with a Persecution Complex eluded by the very definition of oxymoron..

Hehe.. oh man.. It's a conspiracy I tells ya!!

[KADAMASOUL]

omg I couldnt stop laughing jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebuuuuuusssss!!­!

[PluralOfEverything]

I didn't know the lance of longinus was a sword.

[JustinBringit]

Funny stuff......Cracked me up. xP

[indexxxxxxxx]

it's a trap jesus!

[MustBeAmateurHour]

hahaha the ark of the covenant soooo good

[bobsaggggget]

I love this

[mark3harris]

sofa.....bravo!!!!

[mark3harris]

yessss....friggin' beautiful! love it! silly christians.......

[MonoxideChild1219]

How do you figure if the Bible is over 70 proven? No plagerism.

[leirgauk]

LOL!!! 0:08 thought he was gonna say "IM JESUS, KING OF THE JUNGLE!"

[singingevangelists]

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[SofaKingLoaded]

And lo there did suddenly appear the dim and unimaginative incarnation of mindless zealotry known as singingevangalists.. upon the ground it came, a thing loathsome yet hilarious to behold..

And verily it came to pass that he was righteously beaten upon like a rented mule, and there was much laughing, and pointing and shortness of breath..

And a chorus of multitudes did shout " Ha! What a homo"..

Yet there was a great consternation amongst his followers, and much weeping and gnashing of teeth..

[SofaKingLoaded]

And in great droves they slew themselves upon realizing they had wasted their only lives in literal belief of primitive attempts to answer important questions about reality.. scribed thousands of years ago over a camel dung fire by nomads with zero understanding of naturalistic processes and no comprehension of the Scientific Method..

And it was good..

[DocStrange0123]

@singingevangelists go find your sense of humor, you lost it somewhere...

[singingevangelists]

And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; haters of God, inventors of evil things.

[singingevangelists]

Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen..

[singingevangelists]

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath showed it unto them. so that they are without excuse:

[Eynigma]

"Go AHEAD...throw the first stone!!!" My congratulations to you sir on a job well done. May the Lulz bless you and keep you.

[ZacWow]

Did he die?

[Longmachao]

no he's not dead, he can't died he's a zombie.. he just wandering around eating people brain, turning them into zombie that in turn try to eat other people's brain making them all idiot without brain. metaphorically speaking of course... or not

[BRUCELEEonLSD]

Jeebus will surely punish you heathen!

or not

[XRISSX77]

He sure is, plus I like calling people "the living end" :-)

[XRISSX77]

Sing us a song..YOur the evaangelistman .sing us a song tonight.. for we are all in the mood for jewish fairytals... Singingevangelist you are the living end LoL

[SofaKingLoaded]

Ha! He is a hoot ain't he?

[Justin67cadion]

lol "silly christians jeebus is for kids" XDD!

[Berlioz287]

i thought his name was 'jesus" no jeebus.

[icarus212001]

dude, i SOOOOO want the Ark

[BeccaCake]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ItachiRaikiri]

Was this ad make to mock Xianity or promote it?

[AnarchyTelevision198]

this is hilarious! lol!

[Lysimachus78]

LOL...Christians, don't even waste your time with atheists. They're living in their own little "magic bubble" that think we came out of "nothing". For them to think we exist without some power making us is more fantasy than believing there is a "cause and effect".

[Shoomoo111]

well there is a God, but i dont think he made us. I think we were made by a giant space spot full of very powerful energy, id like to call Creation.

ITS MY OPINION XD

[imagorilla3]

it was a giant spaghetti monster that i came from

[Griesmayer]

@Lysimachus78 okay smart guy. So you believe in cause and effect? But you cannot explain who or what caused God. Hypocrite.

[SofaKingLoaded]

Incorrect.. Shortening is a hydrogenated vegetable oil that is solid at room temperature..

[DominicBuchholz]

LOL

[XRISSX77]

If you want another good larf look at singingevangelist fucking acount! You speak volumes with that "I hope I am around to see, and hear you do it" red neck lunitic!

[singingevangelists]

Touch not the anointed of God, neither do His prophets any harm...do not slander, mock or make fun of what God has ordained and anointed...or you will suffer dire consequences, as a matter of fact Jesus said, "repent or you shall all like wise perish" with the devil and his angels! Hell-Fire where the worm does not die (a soul that is not cleansed by the blood of Jesus) and the fire is not quenched...eternal torment, believe it or die lost!

[SofaKingLoaded]

Hehe.. you just can't help yourself can ya singingevangelists? You're adorable..

[MonoxideChild1219]

Mockery and blaspheme. I think we are going to hell!

[Eynigma]

What are you smoking, dude? Please let me know I don't want to ever try it.

[XRISSX77]

HAHAHAHAHA cross not included :-)

[SofaKingLoaded]

Of course you want to be around to see it singingevangelists.. that's the whole reason you're a fucking religious sociopath..

[KottonmouthSoldiers]

i think its a joke account.

[singingevangelists]

This is sacrilege! Only a fool in his heart would say, "There is no God" what is up with you? Are you a stinking Devil Worshiper or what? Borderline reprobate I would have to say...There will come a time when you will have to bow and confess that Jesus is Lord, to the glory of the Father you will have to do it, and to be totally honest I hope I am around to see, and hear you do it!

[AnarchyTelevision198]

You are wrong! The bible is nothing but plagerism!

[singingevangelists]

Your doctrine is for fools!

[compsciguy]

@AnarchyTelevision198

Plagerism? There was nothing before the Bible.

[Griesmayer]

@compsciguy lol you snoozed during history class, didn't you?

[Griesmayer]

@compsciguy lol. So those roman soldiers who stabbed jesus on the cross, hailing from the roman empire...kinda don't exist as there was nothing before the bible? Divide by zero alert!!!

[Griesmayer]

@AnarchyTelevision198 learn to spell...I thought you Atheists liked posing as intellectuals? Lol fail.

[BlueGlowingLight4]

@Griesmayer a common misconception my friend, 'we atheists' are from all walks of life, many of us are ungainly with words as is most of the population. The source of this perceived intellectual positioning is that statistically the higher educated a person is in what are generally described as intellectual pursuits the more likely they are to disregard religion &/or the god concept. That there is are high numbers of intellectuals holding to this doesn't mean that all Atheists are intellectuals.

[bigboy45454545]

Don't you dare remove this.

The people that hate it are delusional. Living in a world they think was created by magic......Complete with talking animals.

Honestly you people, Google delusional. Your picture is beside the description of the word.

[AnarchyTelevision198]

LOL! You are so right! I used to be a Christian until I realized it was nothing but fiction and well plagerism!

[mayco90]

wat u mean. someone started to tell me bout it but why did u give up being a christian. hope is alive

[cradle4]

i barely got what it said...but i'm pretty sure it was stupid...

[parodyking23]

lol, imagine if this was on tv

[Imaginefree69]

Hahaha!!!

"Cross not included"

Brilliant!

Seriously, you could make a fortune selling these things.

And just imagine the fun it would be,

with xians marching in the streets to get it banned,

preachers on TV doing your ads for free...

[eire138]

ha! Brilliant!

[meak911]

Xtians, its not a jesus christ action figure, it's a JEEBUS CHRIST action figure.

Chill out.

[Darkkorners]

hahahahaha walk on water action lol ...too much

[PlastikBlakLawnJocky]

one day you will realize you had a chance to get this at the last garage sale your mom took you to, and you shall rue that day as you chose to take the barbie instead and put firecrackers between her legs, thus blowing her to smithereenies. yay, tho u walk thru the valley of the shadow of bratz, thy condo come, kens work shall be done in the pool with rainbow bright. ahhh, men.....

[abajeeba]

haha this is amazing

[worldlystone]

I WANT ONE DADDY!

[SofaKingLoaded]

In spite of your blustery threats and omniscient friend this video remains up warfare.. it will be removed when I say so, not when you say so.

[hellshade2]

lol! love it and fav'd.

[SofaKingLoaded]

"I'm gonna live forever"!

[hellshade2]

i particularly liked the ark of the covenent.

:)

[TingTang1234567]

Love it :)

[memoryofakiss]

"One day you will remember,that you had a chance to accept God's free gift of eternal life through Jesus. But it will be too late.

Jesus shall say"Depart from me I never knew you"..Into eternal damnation. "

pascals wager..the argument for people who cant think for themselves.

[dmio2]

I prefer Jesus' description of judgement day from Matthew 25 31-46

[memoryofakiss]

"I prefer Jesus' description of judgement day from Matthew 25 31-46"

i prefer the works of franz kafka... is much better than the bible for when i choose to read fiction.

[sciguy11]

Lol, "ark of the covenant" ahhhh *head explodes*

[BlondieCobain]

Ah this one is awesome. You should repost your 50's educational film spoof with all the innuendos though. That one was the shit.

[argos332]

Or you might just die, and then nothingness awaits. Either way, I'd rather share "hell" with an (albeit narcissitic) angel that tried to overthrow your evil God than share "heaven" kissing your God's ass for the rest of eternity. Quoting the bible to prove how evil your God is just further proves my point.

[Muaguana]

Rock on, man. Rock on.

[amork45]

your choice. it's EXTREMELY too bad you think that way, but it's yours to make.

[compsciguy]

@argos332

Quote mining is a logical fallacy. just saying...

[argos332]

I find it completely ironic that you make a huge deal out of your silly dead religious figure being made fun of, yet you have a link to a video making fun of Allah in your profile. A bit hypocritical of ya maybe? Naw, I get it, your beliefs are sacred, but people who worship any other religion should be laughed at. Asshole.

[argos332]

Even Jesus would laugh at this commercial, so piss off.

[SofaKingLoaded]

This may be difficult for you to get your mind around but you just answered your own question..I also seem to remember a comment on my profile that said " Open wide hell "..

[SofaKingLoaded]

If you meant "disregard" then that comment is unfair and inaccurate. I think the buybull is one of the funniest things ever written, excluding of course, your resume..

[EvilZoe]

You have a job opening for a court jester?

AWESOME!

[SofaKingLoaded]

Ha! Yes, unfortunately in addition to his academic anemia wussfare is also about as funny as friggin' Shindlers List.. and alas his chosen calling is useless to me as I have hardwood floors.

[EvilZoe]

So, a carpet muncher job is out of the question.

[SofaKingLoaded]

Hehe.. for wussfare I would imagine so. However I may have something coming up soon.. for a bright ,pretty and funny girl.. able to work in a variety of positions.. under some very important people..

[EvilZoe]

I'm sure that would depend on the carpet. Shag, maybe?

[SofaKingLoaded]

Ooohh.. you put the "grrrr" in "swinger" baby! Yeah!

[EvilZoe]

I don't think that reposting a comedy sketch is a mortal sin.

[EvilZoe]

I totally remember this 'ad' but damned if I can remember what show it was on.

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL!

He's gay.

[SofaKingLoaded]

Ha! Without a doubt, a HUGE Judy Garland fan.

[Rhonda9]

I think this might be too violent for the kids.