Adam Carolla Attempts the First Pitch at a Dodgers Game

[utility43210]

Good on ya for plungering this JWKoble clown before I could. Its stylish to hate on L.A sports on the internet. But 99% of the time, theyre just bitter, chronically-masturbating meth cookers from a trailer park in Jerkwater, USA. Maybe their podunk team got shit-hammered by the Lakers, Dodgers, Angels, USC, UCLA or *cough*, the Clippers. At any rate~ You come sideways with zero facts? You get nixed and sent home with plenty tattooed on your spotted ass. L.A. is a world-class sports town, period.

[leverage1976]

@JWKoble- ur mistaken. i was a sportscast tech in the 80s/90s/00s. cubs fans threatened 2boycott games if they put in lights. terrible fanbase. white sox set low attendance records. giant fans@candlestick were rabid. but the stadium was half-full. now theyre all bandwagon yuppies. the mets had more ppl@their games from 80-95. yankee fans didnt start 2fill the stadium till they started winning again. TX Strangers? lol Nolan Ryan used 2throw no-hitters in an empty home stadium. learn some history.

[marks661man]

jwkoble got rolled up like a black hoe at a harlem prom

dont step to westside, beezys

[8Libertine8]

Adam Carolla is a piece of shit.

[komedydude]

I figured Adam would have done better than that, but at least he still has a podcast, I think...

[wdb1111]

I love how adam was all like "oh hell to the no... give me another chance, I ain't goin down like that!" and did it twice! No one else has ever done that... now that's a real man!

[lahardcore13]

Fuck yeah..my rams are comming home in 2013...los angeles baby!!!

[JWKoble]

Dodger fans don't know crap about baseball

People residing in LA who like the dodgers,Lakers, or any other sports teams from that crap hole = fake bandwagon fans

[utility43210]

@JWKoble Shut up idiot. L.A. is one of the best sports towns in the world. Any real sports fan from L.A. has forgotten/witnessed more epic events in the world of sports and their teams, than most fans from other cities will even see in a lifetime. Whatever shithole you live in, it will never measure up to L.A. Give it a rest.

[JWKoble]

@utility43210 Hey idiot NY, Chi-town, Bay Area, St Louis, hell even Dallas has better and more loyal fans then LA fans. LA is garbage.

[brianodeci08]

@JWKoble Youre as dumb as a bucket of cut off dicks. Out of all those cities you mentioned, ONLY St. Louis can claim they are as loyal as Dodger fans. Dodger fans were putting up attendance numbers in the milions while teams like the Yankees were not drawing even half of that while they sucked in the 80s. No other franchise even rated attandance-wise. Do some research before you run your stupid yap, you stupid cock garage..

[reasontorecord]

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[PInk77W1]

adam ass douche

[BrendanOC]

I can absolutely be sure that Adam DID NOT have a Dodger Dog.

[edwdixon5]

This chubby Asian man is very funny.

[33goego33]

33

[TheWorldsStage]

Still better than BabaBooey

[fleiva30]

stupid Adam Carolla SUCKS!!

[summercures2]

@merkyourfaceoff: God is an atheist? ...haha.

[let88it88be]

Oh my god the mustache hahah I laughed pretty hard a couple times in this video. Adam ROCKS!

[TheMotionMan112]

0:35 to skip blabbermouth

[ubanare]

Seems Jimmy Kimmel has to try a lot harder to be funny than Adam Carolla does do throw a baseball.

[youtubblows]

They were still better than Bababooey's pitch.

[footytang]

hey cleeto turn up ur mike or shut the fuck up

[wogdoggy]

this guy is not only an idiot he cant throw a baseball...must have spent his youth in mom's closet

[Ramonesfan990]

hahahah GET IT ON GOTS TO GET IT ON

[dds2190]

@Ramonesfan990 No choice BUT to get it on MANDATE GET IT ON!

[drummer1brt2gzs]

Adam is better than Jimmy.

[katinaanimator]

Hey, he tried. That's a pretty far distance to throw - everyone who gets up on that mound is amazed how much farther away it is than amateur pitching mounds - and if you're not used to it it takes a while to get it over home plate. I applaud him for giving it not one, but three tries.

[SunSunSuperFun]

@katinaanimator w/e - In high school we threw pitches from the mound all the time, it was no big deal.

[Kings34100]

I was at this game. Awesome...

[rayray66]

hahahaa adam is so awesome

[cbr0oks]

fuck manny.

[monkeypoker88]

Huh, I didn't know he was a lefty.

[jewfishie2]

@monkeypoker88 not necessarily. a friend of mine is righty but throws with his left hand.... just sayin

[equsnarnd]

Adam is a complete intellectual asshole. He pitches better than he thinks. But spews as well as he pitches.

[DrunkbutSmart]

@equsnarnd I love Carolla. But, even more than that, I love these response forms. People who post short, vague, three sentence posts with no chance of actually intellectually converting people.  But, by God, they wrote and that is all that matters. (PS. I put myself in this category as well. Hell, it is fun.)

[budokaiboy]

@equsnarnd he used to be a carpenter he's just another moron like you and I

[utubeaccount00]

@equsnarnd sounds like someone called up loveline and had adam rip his ass up, boohoo

[freezeandburn77]

Check out his podcast...the Adam corolla show!!

[freezeandburn77]

Adam is awesome

[LosAngelesIzTheBest]

i dont get it. is the other dodger color silver or gray?

[burningsol31]

Good old ACE! Keep trying till ya get it right... besides... football is his sport..

[AiR1890]

@burningsol31 Actually I heard he was a boxing trainer before he became famous for his radio show and tv shows.

[burningsol31]

@AiR1890 yes he was a boxing trainer. He trained Jimmie kimmell against the janitor at KROQ. But he was in POP WARNER football as a kid. So hes really good @football an usin a hammer as well as boxin, which he showed his skills in 'The Hammer'. So yes yer correct. As well as being amazingly fast and witty in comedy. I dont know any other comedian that is as fast as he is! PS i pre-ordered his book on Amazon, it sounds like you are a fan, have you? PS i preordered his book, have you?

[burningsol31]

@burningsol31 sorry the end of that message got a little scrambled. VIVA LA ACE MAN!!!

[Frankenpalin]

Carolla throws like Barbara Streisand

[thedreamdealer]

He should try cricket!

[whosuckstoday]

adam carolla is a talentless idiot. how and why is he ever on tv?

[cry12344]

Why is Adam Carrolla famous? lol

[DrunkbutSmart]

@cry12344 You just answered your own question. Lol.

[swordboy80]

its better than obamas

[marcsman229]

Oh yeah, adam carolla...

he used to be funny right?

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

fuck that racist anti samatic prick Adam Carrola. by the way I can't wait til Larry Miller comes back on his pod cast. Theresa strasers coming back full time is awesome.

[thebiggestfgfan]

@hollywoodjokerpicalo

Adam Carrola is one of the most anti racist person in the world...

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

@thebiggestfgfan bullshit for one he calls himself a racist. have you herd his rant on Musulums. his take on Mexican T.V, Mexicao, and immagration. the only reason he doesn't go off on blacks is because it would be bad publicity for him. I have herd every radio and Podcast he's had for the last 2 and a half years this dude is a bigot.

a fair biggot but a biggot nontheless.

[tsdcX]

@hollywoodjokerpicalo I have been listening to Carolla for over a decade.

You are completely fucking wrong.

[macanfly]

@hollywoodjokerpicalo carolla's old explanation was that he's so not racist that it's okay for him to make racist jokes. also he makes fun of blacks all the time

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

@macanfly he makes a little wise crack here and there about black he dose'nt do long 20 min hate and hart felt rants about blacks. the closest thing he says about them is not to beat there kids.

[andwat98]

@mightisright fuck u i can tell u complain alot racist bitch

[burningsol31]

@andwat98 Complaining is awesome. try it sometimes, its hard being so perfect isnt it? BTW its reverse racism to call some one a racist, haha.

[PimpWizard3000]

@mightisright Rppping on dumb white cousin fucking cracker is more fun...

[Assaultpredator]

@mightisright

LOL @ u having the most thumbs up

[mightisright]

@Assaultpredator

Ha ha. You're right. I guess most people agree but are too pussy to say it.

[justgiver91]

what is with these people who cant throw a pitch

[smithersandburns]

@justgiver91

I don't know, but it's really pathetic. They need to be made fun of more I think.

[dioss420]

Adam Carolla throws like a girl, just a gay do that

what a shame jajajaja

[SpeedingStudent]

@dioss420 Wetback. jajajajajajaja

[slickmouse12]

rawr



[youtert]

This is why I can never run for President.

[TommyTomato93]

@youtert really? that's why?

[DraGorian777]

ADAM CAROLLA targeted filipinos thinking that it is easy and he can get away with. Yds he can mess around with people that live in the United states. Phillipines was a territory of the United States and made it as a prustitute countrys for its military but that was before and they cant get away from that stain that easy and Carolla made those comment really hurt most of the filipinos who are trying to change the face of the country and its people like pacquiao

[journeyway86]

@DraGorian777 What the fuck are you talking about? You need to take that shit somewhere else. Stop posting a bunch of bullshit that has nothing to do with the video. Fucking dumbass!

[DraGorian777]

@journeyway86 but its true shame history

[hound4680]

manny pacquiao is a one dimensional piece of shit. asian are disgusting. filipino trash all pathetic, sucking manny the fags balls all day. quit crying, you people are nasty, sad and pathetic. the reason they love pacfag is because they have NOTHING! honestly they are the shit of the asian community. other asians are disgusted by these low lives. quit crying, and rofl usa, spain raped your country. being used and abused.

[BiggestBoss88]

Fuck manny pac

[NGSociety]

@rhogy You want to lick his balls? What?

[Gelli889]

I love Jimmy! Hate that douchebag Adam though, fucking ignorant! he's so fucking ugly and his throw is bullshit like his mouth with yellow teeth! Adam , if u go like that gain, be sure you practiced. Coz you like idiot chicken bones in the field.

[panadevulpe]

kimmel is better than any of the late night douches .

[ppfilipino]

fuck you italian-americans, if that what it means for generalizing filipino hatred.... i will kill you all... hang your head on the wall... fucckkkk....

[KIBA12300]

Manny sucks!

[Emmanleoann]

Adam Carolla is a brainless moron. Who knows nothing but talk nonsense. Who knows nothing about Manny Pacquiao but talks as if he nows Manny Pacquiao at all. Shame on you Adam Carolla...you are shit-brained motherF-cker idiot...!!!

[phaschum]

Not funny you say? A million I-tune

downloads might suggest otherwise.

[fuzz461]

give it a rest adam, you're a homo. you cant' pitch for shit. just get back home, your wife is waiting and she's got her strap on ready for your ass.

[AndresManambit]

ADAM CAROLLA is a fuckin' stupid cock-suckin' italian-american faggots... he did that just to catch the attention of people in america because he's losing a lot of money because he is not really a funny comedian... his jokes are all fucking corny that no one is laughing... poor fucking adam... :(

[Jalu3]

If he's been practicing, perhaps he should have warn up before taking the mound. Good try either way though.

[irepelay]

How did he host the man show and doesn't know how to throw a baseball???

[JGLS32]

yup whe have the greatest weather. stop hating.... oh your mom has had to many flavors in her she thinks everything is PLAIN now..

[BuySomethingWillYa]

Both of you shut up. You're both lame as shit.

[JGLS32]

yeah your mom is selling them

[JGLS32]

COME TO MY STREETS IN SOUTH CENTRAL

[gowplayer2]

this is the funniest video of him ever, i love his podcast seirously check it out its great.

[JGLS32]

umm guess your mom cant even feel anything knowing how much she enjoyed un protected sex when she was youngerr. so any size wouldnt make a difference

[JGLS32]

ummm how can you. if you have a small penis. i should have said that will sound more correct dont you think?

[JGLS32]

f@@@ you

[davethemathnerd]

Adam Carolla looks so much like Mike Marshall the 1980's Dodger outfielder (not the relief pitcher).

[Taino871]

I still love my BABABOOEY MORE!

[JBisMYmainSQUEEZE]

Lol

[skrilla84]

it might've been worse than baba booeys

[nickbarkleylive]

Hey, I don't think I'd do much better... Well played though! haha, Carolla didn't give up.

[docnova]

Yeah I have met some people that aren't very perfect, trollish you could say...

[whocares55555]

hahahah

[govern0r]

What a douche - I love the podcast, but that girly display was enough to make me tune out forever.

[Pickpocket]

@govern0r rofl ur an idiot

[govern0r]

@Pickpocket

I think even Richard Simmons cringed at that display.

[Pickpocket]

@govern0r was probably too busy rofling

[boxtop1980]

Ace of...Base?

Pitching skills aside, Adam Carolla is the coolest.

[puffykilled2pac]

agreed

[LooneyLopez]

this is so hard to watch

[hoyle1911]

Adam, you pussy. You would have ripped on any celeb who had to toss a ball three times across a plate.

[lmuguy222]

ya, and he probably ripped on himself for this one.

Adam's the man. He hates everyone equally.

[turbotony666]

Please spit in my face!!!

[crazyDOORcom]

Too funny.

[justgiver91]

haha what a character. thats what i'd do on the first pitch, just rifle it

[ny007ny]

I think the first pitch was reminisant of ba ba booey and he redeemed himself with the last one. Its funny when he almost kills the cameraman tho.

UfO MoOnLaNdInG click my name.

[DejectedPanda]

I bet its harder then it looks.

[187h8ters]

ha i was there we lost mannys first game but he hit a home run the day

[silverscreemer]

Eh.. he's a big boy.

[BigSilky85]

Good times!

[Dantanable]

not as bad as mark wahlberg

[turbotony666]

Oh well not as bad as ba ba booey

[jeremyshambles]

hello,hello

[Down10]

I think he beaned the TV camera hood on that second pitch... ha ha

[markdotnet]

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel is one of the greatest teams ever.

[notsovelvet]

Carolla was like a little kid out there,he was having fun.

Good times

[zigzagbigbag]

Carolla looks like Pete Sampras with Down's Syndrome.

[Isaiasm2006]

you look like an inbred child from the south.

[zigzagbigbag]

listen to you..."A young girl is fed up with an illusion that torments her mind but she later realizes it's true." how gay is that? your a very disturbed person.

[zigzagbigbag]

face it, you disturbed. hahah

[Isaiasm2006]

you're the hillbilly!

[x2Legit2Quit]

To all the ace man haters out there get a fucking life. If you'd hear a couple of his podcasts or some take of loveline you would see a cooler guy than youd ever be

[caponelocc]

man that was a real funny vid thanks!!!

[thexendx]

Christ sake,hes being a funny guy like he always is.

Take a chill pill

[comradevodka]

God, I love Adam but he really is a shameless egotist. He probably would have held that game up by 20 more pitches had he not finally gotten that 3rd one.

But in a way I guess that makes him cooler...

[PlowThrough8]

If Your On A Show Called The Man Show You Should Be Able To Throw A Good Fucking Pitch

[Liface]

I love how Adam takes his appearances seriously - go back 96 and listen to him on Loveline talking about his "Ski-doo" race in LA. So awesome.

[jonathds]

Good Times!!

[luke255]

Does anyone else hear the annoying voice talking over this guy...?

[MCaperoon]

He baba booeyed that pitch

[darkstar8789]

haha adam rocks

[Boshbrockjosh]

hey guys i found a new song out there and if you want to hear it just go to sococanuts08 profile he also has lyrics to it"

[dschwarz76]

If at first you don't succeed...

[muttville1]

omg........it's a joke u fools!!

[GodOfQwerty]

OMG he looks just like my Paster Adam.

[xgreendumpx]

that's what happens when you wear a dodgers jersey.

[n0fx42o]

wow, someone crawled out of their hole

[phirephate]

Better then baba booey's pitch at the Mets.

[SpaRtanl33tz]

ahhah yeah, I mean, i dont think anyone in history will ever throw a ball that bad again.

[DeadontheThrone]

you obviously havent seen a lot of 1st pitches. Mike Wilbons is awful...Ted Kennedys is bad....

[GeekOnABudget]

a regular wally fingers.

[bestamerica]

hahaha,,,

first is fail,,,

second is fail,,,

third is pass

[kurtlockwood]

Adam's a douche.

[jnierenb]

is that what you and your buddies at your drive thru job decided?