Injury to me. Perjury to my heart. Lies against. Lies for. The maze, endless. The shackles, indestructible. No breaking through. No horizon to long for. No star to gauge direction. No momentum. Only seething. Only foam and spittle and bile around my chin; dripping down to where my groin protrudes, mocking it, with one form of mucus, when it so dearly desires to be near another! – Musov Shoko
im guessing they have the same relationship dynamic as carol and mr henderson, but instead of meeting at an office, they met at a gas station where tim was working his cashier job, and eric was trying to cash in his food stamps for nachos.
@gorgeconowitz Their relationship is even more fucked than Carol's and Mr Henderson, because the Terrys actually completely fucking hate it each other, its really fucked up
Doesn't the end with the baby and the plants remind anyone of the episode of Spongebob Square pants where there is only a seed left of his house so he plants it and cries on it and another house grows?
I was pleasantly surprised with how cinematic and slick they can be. They should expect much praise from some important movie people. Can't wait for B$M!!!!!!!!
This is awesome. I just watched the full video last night on HBO and laughed my ass off. I am a big fan of T&E and I must say, this was one of the weirdest, disturbing, and hilarious things they have ever done.
I now have a reason to want HBO, unless it's the same show on Sundance, which I think I have. AH WELL, I can't get enough of the Tim and Eric combination style of comedy. I'm sure they would be great on their own, but it's that mix of the two playing off of each other that really does it for me.
@djTeka2 If you want to see it so bad, just download it somewhere eventually. It is out there. But definitely DO NOT get HBO just for this. None of these HBO T&E segments are very good. The Terrys included.
@garfles1 I know that, I was saying that it made me think about getting HBO for other reasons. I have yet to pay for something if I only have one reason to get it. Planning on downloading it when someone puts it up and I can find it somewhere. I've seen their stuff on regular cable for free, also later with aforementioned downloads. Thanks for the advice, though.
@djTeka2 The Terry's won't show on Sundance. The Terry's premiered at the Sundance film festivel. The Terry's can be watched on HBO's Funny Or Die. It is also viewable on youtube.
@JovialEel I just thought about it, and that statement I made back then seemed a bit... 'off'. I turned it over in my mind, and I came to the logical conclusion you presented. Thanks for directing me to where I can see it on the internet, you've been very helpful. :)
I introduced, I'm gonna introduce wharf to my uncles and aunts so that they'll reconcile with my parents over their disputes over the time I got that real bad charlie crunch and fell over in the kitchen and knocked that hot stove into the air on top of all of them and they were nearly killed. It was no biggie, because, gang I had tons of leftover blue koolaid in the fridge to cool everyone off. But they still won't speka to my parents to this day. That's about to be over.
@imalwayswatchingu00 Well I got more bad health news for ya. Turns out some people suffer from a rare ocular deficiency that completely inhibits their ability to visualize the heat spectrum. A very small percentage of the population possess retinas that are not embedded with silicon bandgap transducers capable of relaying precise temperature readings to an integrated circuit.
I feel sorry for the comicon fanboy didlos at my work who don't think Tim and Eric are funny. It requires having a brain that functions and stays open.
What. The. Fuck. I thought you guys outdid yourselves with Chrimbus, but this just takes the cake. Please tell me this is going to be an actual run of episodes. Please.
At the end it sounds like Terry is going to call Terry a piece of cunt lol
Thekahn45 5 days ago
This is like the fucking Neilson family, HAhaaaa!
braklola 1 week ago
HAHAHA
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ripmowt 2 weeks ago
this was on Funny Or Die on HBO. The whole show was much more disturbing. i highly recomend it.
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Injury to me. Perjury to my heart. Lies against. Lies for. The maze, endless. The shackles, indestructible. No breaking through. No horizon to long for. No star to gauge direction. No momentum. Only seething. Only foam and spittle and bile around my chin; dripping down to where my groin protrudes, mocking it, with one form of mucus, when it so dearly desires to be near another! – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
my brains are so turned on
dante224real1 4 months ago
bam bam bam bam bam
KrappinBadur 6 months ago
im guessing they have the same relationship dynamic as carol and mr henderson, but instead of meeting at an office, they met at a gas station where tim was working his cashier job, and eric was trying to cash in his food stamps for nachos.
gorgeconowitz 6 months ago
@gorgeconowitz Their relationship is even more fucked than Carol's and Mr Henderson, because the Terrys actually completely fucking hate it each other, its really fucked up
dragontamerbleeker 4 months ago
0:18 That's some wacka flocka shit right there. BOW BOW BOW
shortinos 7 months ago
I just watched 1/28th of the movie.
austinkilduff 8 months ago
Ooooh yeeeeahhh!!!!
dd31406 9 months ago
Freakiest thing about "The Terrys," they remind me so much of my neighbors. Ah the Pennsylvania Meth Belt.
SpaceRitual 9 months ago 4
Your head's gonna go blag.
adio0205 10 months ago
i wonder how much acid these dudes have eaten
DEATHxxHIPPIE 11 months ago
wtf!!! i can't stop watching them
jenniveresonglee 11 months ago
BOOOWM yerhedzgunnagoblag
flipmanja 11 months ago
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PzoiNick 11 months ago
Can somebody please point me in the direction to where I can watch this entire short? Torrent? Link? Any help would be appreciated, thanks.
anelson3 11 months ago
@anelson3 search ReedTamaranda on youtube
JovialEel 11 months ago
you guys wanna see the full video ?
GreyCornelius has it now.
IAMSPLITTONGUE 11 months ago
what is that flylo track they keep playing in the film?
METALvillain 11 months ago
Doesn't the end with the baby and the plants remind anyone of the episode of Spongebob Square pants where there is only a seed left of his house so he plants it and cries on it and another house grows?
ClaudiaJAJAHAHA 11 months ago
Wished they would have kept the teasers intact because they are amazing just the way they are.
ClaudiaJAJAHAHA 11 months ago
I was pleasantly surprised with how cinematic and slick they can be. They should expect much praise from some important movie people. Can't wait for B$M!!!!!!!!
ClaudiaJAJAHAHA 11 months ago
Lol this short film was hilarious
Zydake654 11 months ago
This is awesome. I just watched the full video last night on HBO and laughed my ass off. I am a big fan of T&E and I must say, this was one of the weirdest, disturbing, and hilarious things they have ever done.
ronzie1321 11 months ago
I now have a reason to want HBO, unless it's the same show on Sundance, which I think I have. AH WELL, I can't get enough of the Tim and Eric combination style of comedy. I'm sure they would be great on their own, but it's that mix of the two playing off of each other that really does it for me.
djTeka2 11 months ago
@djTeka2 If you want to see it so bad, just download it somewhere eventually. It is out there. But definitely DO NOT get HBO just for this. None of these HBO T&E segments are very good. The Terrys included.
garfles1 11 months ago
@garfles1 I know that, I was saying that it made me think about getting HBO for other reasons. I have yet to pay for something if I only have one reason to get it. Planning on downloading it when someone puts it up and I can find it somewhere. I've seen their stuff on regular cable for free, also later with aforementioned downloads. Thanks for the advice, though.
djTeka2 11 months ago
@djTeka2 The Terry's won't show on Sundance. The Terry's premiered at the Sundance film festivel. The Terry's can be watched on HBO's Funny Or Die. It is also viewable on youtube.
JovialEel 11 months ago
@JovialEel I just thought about it, and that statement I made back then seemed a bit... 'off'. I turned it over in my mind, and I came to the logical conclusion you presented. Thanks for directing me to where I can see it on the internet, you've been very helpful. :)
djTeka2 11 months ago
I want the "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE" t-shirt lol
ElectricDecepticon 11 months ago
is this your natural hair
ketite 11 months ago
BOOM
Handit 11 months ago
I just love this so much.
TheBEPUvlogs 11 months ago
Does anyone know when this will go public?
adventnc 11 months ago
0:16
humson718 1 year ago
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humson718 1 year ago
lol what does he say at the end?
PrimeDiesel1 1 year ago
@PrimeDiesel1 "You peice of Crap"
greatestsongsofLIFE 1 year ago
I live next to these people
Smellycats4eva 1 year ago
wish i could be on their show not disfigured enough ....Maybe i could pretend to be a pretty girl with aspergers?
HEREES HOPING!
Deewruck 1 year ago
@Deewruck You could pretend to be a pretty girl.
muskaheaney 11 months ago
the fact that the safety is off is the best part
Cdubzhappy 1 year ago
I can't wait for this to aired, I wanna see it so bad.
purplehaze0120 1 year ago
HBO?!? YES!!!! T&E 4EVER!!
timb0nic 1 year ago
19,000th view!! =)
TheConnorboy 1 year ago
hey does anybody know if this is going to be released for the general public to watch? HOW CAN I GET IT???!!
jerk4990 1 year ago
Mrs. Terry could have heeded the t-shirt and this whole thing would have been averted.
jmorgan87 1 year ago
BAAEEEOOMMM
sockglue 1 year ago
I introduced, I'm gonna introduce wharf to my uncles and aunts so that they'll reconcile with my parents over their disputes over the time I got that real bad charlie crunch and fell over in the kitchen and knocked that hot stove into the air on top of all of them and they were nearly killed. It was no biggie, because, gang I had tons of leftover blue koolaid in the fridge to cool everyone off. But they still won't speka to my parents to this day. That's about to be over.
jmorgan87 1 year ago
Boom see!
item9 1 year ago
This stuff makes life worth living. Seriously.
10angrytigers 1 year ago
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I LOVED THIS MOVIE! The most entertaining film I saw at Sundance this year. NOT A JOKE!
spudbud4 1 year ago
@wannabechef... hell yes, bring the Wait Mate.
Underwaterer 1 year ago
I cannot wait for this!
DRTHVDER 1 year ago
at the end, i subconsciously had this weird feeling that wonder showzen was about to start
arnoldrocksalot 1 year ago
@arnoldrocksalot ooooh!!! my baby!!!! dont eat my baby!!!!! dont eat my baby!!!! ooohh ma baby!!!!
benway1939 1 year ago
They begin filming The Awesome Movie at the end of Feb. Hope you dingus' are ready.
crompton420 1 year ago 2
Tim is attracting me in this, and I'm not gay.. Help.
jacobtylerwhitemusic 1 year ago
"BOOM your head's gonna go black. BOOM your head's gonna go blast. BOOM your body's gonna go baaooom."
jefftrix 1 year ago 39
@jefftrix its blag not black
jerk4990 1 year ago 2
@jefftrix "your head's gonna BLAGH" haha not black
onyema11 8 months ago
BOOM yourheadsgonnagoblag BOOM yourheadsgonnagoBLaSh BOOM yourbelly'sgonnagoBOOOOm
NESqik13 1 year ago 6
thanks for the skits, thanks for the spoofs. gotta love it!
zazfilm 1 year ago
If I ever think to myself;
"What the fuck is this"
Then they've done their job.
imalwayswatchingu00 1 year ago 111
@imalwayswatchingu00 Well I got more bad health news for ya. Turns out some people suffer from a rare ocular deficiency that completely inhibits their ability to visualize the heat spectrum. A very small percentage of the population possess retinas that are not embedded with silicon bandgap transducers capable of relaying precise temperature readings to an integrated circuit.
jmorgan87 1 year ago
@imalwayswatchingu00 a GREAT one at that. ;]
summitthescale 1 year ago
Stay with Adult Swim please.
Moobysnax 1 year ago 5
@Moobysnax This gives them a chance to expand. I want more people to see them! Go everywhere Tim and Eric!
MetalShin0bi 1 year ago
Ooomama!!!
gerantgerant 1 year ago 2
now that's focused.
windowlicker1 1 year ago 3
I love you guys.
JSB741 1 year ago
these are my least favorite kind of skits :C
GizmoGardenia 1 year ago
hahahah
DeliciousJay 1 year ago
I have a bad feeling about this, like its just gonna be too over the top, even for T&E, cant fucking wait.
makeithurtful 1 year ago 2
I'm watching this on Saturday! Boom!
mikerstudios 1 year ago
I feel sorry for the comicon fanboy didlos at my work who don't think Tim and Eric are funny. It requires having a brain that functions and stays open.
jeffersontool 1 year ago
Tim's hair is amazing.
impuri7y 1 year ago
I want that shirt
lethalkingpin 1 year ago
Is this a new form of comedy? I think so. I like how watching it multiple times makes it better and better.
codic3s 1 year ago 2
your head's gonna go blag
Pheeze 1 year ago 4
@JMDurden Ya blew it Durden
CornerBoy 1 year ago
@CornerBoy That jew fro is looking good enough for a poke.
summitthescale 1 year ago 3
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Oh glory, "get the FUCK out of my face".
Underwaterer 1 year ago
The son of Carol and Mr. Henderson shares similar interests of his father.
JMDurden 1 year ago
I need Wait Mate for this. I love you guys. :]
TheWannabechef21 1 year ago
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tim and eric awful show horrible job
starelikeajunkie 1 year ago
@starelikeajunkie
Ya blew it.
jacobtylerwhitemusic 1 year ago
@starelikeajunkie cunt
intencityfan 1 year ago
@starelikeajunkie you are a cunt
intencityfan 1 year ago
omg
MadreRaven 1 year ago
Well, that's HBO for ya.
xalener 1 year ago
wait for real or what
buttguy 1 year ago
Ahhh Tim & Eric my favorite comedic dynamic duo, love you guys!
mackiejurray 1 year ago
I wish you were a real women eric so I could put a baby in your tummy. Thanks for playing.
slumsquirrel21 1 year ago
beaom your head's gonna go blag
jerk4990 1 year ago
Wow.
buttlord123 1 year ago
I popped 18 boners while watching this
FartFaceJimmy 1 year ago 2
@FartFaceJimmy only 18? I would get things checked out. Sounds like impotence.
URYNOME 1 year ago
Genius. This video is deep.
punkskabassist87 1 year ago
This is not a new season of Awesome Show, everybody. It's just one single goof and a spoof created by the two men TiminEric
VTEKID 1 year ago
I showed this to my dad and he thought it was a very funny goof and a spoof.
welphaibai 1 year ago 2
"get the fuck out of my face!" lol
ClaudiaJAJAHAHA 1 year ago
Is THIS season 6 of awesome show? Haha. This looks hella sick funny! When is it premiering??
Gimmehalfable 1 year ago
Great Job!
eleventhirtyfour 1 year ago
HBO you say? Wasn't there another awesome show on that network? Mr. Show? Now it's getting another awesome show?!
wesker919 1 year ago
BRING BACK TIM AND ERIC NITE LIVE!
handlas1 1 year ago 3
This would make David Lynch do a coffee spit-take and cum simultaneously.
I did.
theogore 1 year ago 3
HAHA They are the masters of WTF!!!
mmagenius2 1 year ago
the nautical star tattoos hahahaha
kyledrums 1 year ago
This thing is such a tease.
JMDurden 1 year ago
Ah, Tim and Eric. I love these guys like 2 brothers I have never met and probably will never meet either!
Reubnick 1 year ago
beowm sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
blazebott 1 year ago
Breadheads Part 2?
DEDFX 1 year ago
Meth Heaven
ColdShoulderMedia 1 year ago
@ColdShoulderMedia How is your head gonna go?
mmagenius2 1 year ago
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Your heads going to go blag
HamiltonPortraits 1 year ago
you're heads going to go blag
HamiltonPortraits 1 year ago 2
BOOM, see?
alexmovies 1 year ago
I really liked this thanks guys. thanks for the suppo
FengharTheNord 1 year ago
ya blew it
Tempo2010 1 year ago
Boom! I enjoyed the Chrstms Special on CN [as]. Boom!
nc17atnce101 1 year ago
I am intrigued.
M'yes... m'quite intrigued indeed.
GRNoam 1 year ago
Now That's FOCUSED!
ogdemigod 1 year ago
Ahahahaha, Wtf.. Tim n Eric Is What I Call "An Awkward Audio Visual Orgasm"
Geniuses In The Stupidest Way Possible.
Duppy072 1 year ago 2
oh yes
CaptainsOfComedy 1 year ago
Holy shit can't wait to see this at sundance!!
poopynonsense 1 year ago
dis for real? i lov it
Sabohaque 1 year ago
omg I can't wait. Better take all of my WaitMate pills.
MoldyCheezProductons 1 year ago 4
BAAAHM
TaterMySalad 1 year ago
Tim's shirt is EPIC in this video
RJizzleBoy 1 year ago
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
bananastarr 1 year ago
Where can i get tim's shirt?!!!??
Foolswolf64 1 year ago
It's getting real in there.
theblasto 1 year ago
really looking forward to this! can't wait!
glasseyelashes 1 year ago
What. The. Fuck. I thought you guys outdid yourselves with Chrimbus, but this just takes the cake. Please tell me this is going to be an actual run of episodes. Please.
summitthescale 1 year ago
cousin!
56BUICKRiviera 1 year ago
I can't wait for this show!
NotJack1eChan 1 year ago
peice of cun..
almightyseancore 1 year ago
IS THIS REAL?! :D
sexhaie 1 year ago
surprisingly, the hair works for tim
gerrenx7 1 year ago
Sounds like he was about to say "You piece of cunt"
KrykoStorm 1 year ago
What a sweet couple! What'd his shirt say?
fecalophagus 1 year ago
@fecalophagus It says, "Get the fuck outta my face." I love Tim's face when it pauses at the end. Brilliant.
ralphenstein 1 year ago
@ralphenstein - Awesome! Yeah, they're great at being trashy.
fecalophagus 1 year ago
The earing is the perfect touch to complete the look Tim was going for, haha.
StewartLucrative 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL.
When does this gonna be on?
slappycider 1 year ago
eric you are looking fantastic. are you on a diet or something? just kidding. you're a hog. capisce?
Drvol1 1 year ago 6
@Drvol1 lul
mkpfox 1 year ago
I am looking forward to this! Tim and Eric rule!
balzac308 1 year ago
!BOOM!
junnie17 1 year ago
Beoam!
SABRENOSE 1 year ago 54
@SABRENOSE
ball616 1 year ago
I dun know whats going on but
its still funny as tits
NowandLaterINC 1 year ago
:D!
Adam44516 1 year ago
you make me cry, tears of joy, every time i see your videos. its simple, you are the single happiest memory i have from the last 4 years <3
intencityfan 1 year ago 4
sundance wont know what hit them!
travism420 1 year ago
Boom
QueLub 1 year ago 2
Great job
jefftrix 1 year ago
Man I miss your show...thanks for still making skits...never seen anything funnier than u guys
lankmaster 1 year ago 81
@jpatton1989 HBO? Really? Tell me you aren't lying....
lankmaster 1 year ago
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE
Tribune12345 1 year ago
You guys are mad, idiotic geniuses.
Megido 1 year ago
I could watch that loop for hours.
WolfThane 1 year ago
HBO? YES! Now the fans have a chance to see it!
jpatton1989 1 year ago
Haha nice.
BagXY2 1 year ago
Cool.
idonegotold 1 year ago