Wanna Dance? I Think Not.

[spyexpert101]

he must have pissed 100 times

[TheBonethrasher]

@chocho999 I don't think you'll get girls standing in front of a urinal half the time.

[780george]

0:29 having a piss

[TerrariaBuddie]

0:00 - 0:05 looks kinda... emm xD

[Knvkl]

story of my life

[Darkczarek]

Thats thow gentleman dance

[PukyBear]

Why am I bitting my lips??

[Richard600606]

he's like me at a party.

stand at the back, tabbing my foot to the beat, smiling at the happy dancers...

take a piss

drink

repeat.

[Torgeytits]

@Richard600606

Cry to yourself at night because nobody spoke a word to you.

[RKade15]

Party soft yo

[Fenizrael]

I got a real laugh out of this. Well done.

[SuperNinja221]

fuck me how many times does he piss a minute

[Xcimeister]

And suddenly I've an urge to suit up.

[Gaz6231]

@Xcimeister

And it's gonna be legen-

-wait for it...

[agunsson]

@Gaz6231 dary

[aparato1993]

@Gaz6231 -dary

[sandflapjack]

I think he might have prostate cancer.

[technoguyx]

Spy is a fucking Jarate factory compared to Sniper.

[PureCoasters]

Thats me.

[MrFreakinout2]

god damn this mutha fucka be pissin every 30 sec.

[TheWonderfulWombat]

@MrFreakinout2 He should bottle it and throw it at the sniper and then escape while the sniper is standing there in confusion.

[Gaz6231]

@MrRanGeGaMInG

In case anyone was wondering, his comment was just "u gay motherfucker". I'll leave it to you to figure out why that's an oxymoron.

[FireypepperCP]

Oh my god! He didn't wash his hands.

[toastersstoast]

@FireypepperCP Ees thees...? MON DIEU

[FireypepperCP]

@toastersstoast

SPOOIES, BLAHDY USLESS.

[toastersstoast]

@FireypepperCP I have been shown, who ees the boss! ~flush~

[zzebrapie]

just noticed.. but homosexuality is found in over 450 species, but homophobia in only one, aside from that, great video :3

[TheLink1004]

press 1 for the best szene ever

[TheLink1004]

@TheLink1004 oh and 8 too

[Ghostrider91111]

he is not dancing and show his ass good that mean he is not gay

[Gaz6231]

@Ghostrider91111

Being gay would be bad?

[geniouz16]

@Gaz6231 Yes it would.

[Gaz6231]

@geniouz16

Please explain.

[geniouz16]

@Gaz6231 It's wrong and against nature to be homosexual.

It's just wrong if you know what i mean.

no offence against you if you happen to be attracted to men.

But this is just my opinion so...

[Gaz6231]

@geniouz16

Nature is what happens in the natural world, ie; everything. Homosexuality is a part of everything. Therefore homosexuality is natural.

Try again.

[geniouz16]

@Gaz6231 Not quite, since man and woman was made for eachother, male + male is just wrong...

[Gaz6231]

@geniouz16

They 'was made'? Now you're just beginning to sound like a hillbilly. Next you'll be telling me you done seen it with yer own two eyes.

We weren't 'made', we evolved. Some humans, and even some animals, evolved to be gay. Deal with it.

If you're basing your argument on the ability to have children, then by your own logic infertile couples are 'un-natural'.

If you're saying gay = unmanly, think again. A dude fucking another dude is literally the manliest thing he can do.

[geniouz16]

@Gaz6231 Youve got to be fucking kidding with me? homosexuality is wrong, that's it, nuff said'n end of story, i'm out of here.

[Gaz6231]

@geniouz16

So it's wrong because you say it's wrong? Well that's not a great point to end an argument on, is it?

Don't let the door fuck you in the arse on your way out.

[geniouz16]

@Gaz6231 Bitch please, now you're rude.

[Gaz6231]

@geniouz16

Oh, you're still here. Sorry, I thought "I'm out of here" meant you were done flailing your uneducated opinions around like a pair of nunchucks made of idiocy.

[geniouz16]

@Gaz6231 I am out of here once you can stop writing to me?

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

@Gaz6231

How did this video go from spy dancing to people talking about the creation of humans? :P

[Gaz6231]

@PokeyMeansBusiness

Welcome to YouTube, mate. Every discussion eventually boils down to religion, Nazism or sexuality.

[HiddenEvilStudios]

@PokeyMeansBusiness

It's probably due to the Spy being a frenchman.

As we all know, it is wrong to be french.

That's something you folks should argue about, not homosexuality.

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

@geniouz16

Nature has no "code"

Homosexuality doesn't hurt anyone. You're thinking nature has doctrines.

[the2ndcoming797]

He looks like tsim fuckis

[ZaLeeLee]

pitbull

[ShapeShifter795]

That's me at any party go to.

[crashnitrokartowns]

wow this is me at my school dances XD

[Wartomx]

Oh god, this takes me back to last time I went out without any friends.

[rpR3L3NTL3SS]

Soo...he's allowd to smoke inside the building huh?

[Xuldarinar]

the sniper should be in there, stocking up on jars of jarate.

[GDDR14]

I used to dance. Then i took an arrow in the knee.

[Jackcabbit]

Glad I'm not the only one who alcohol goes straight through!

[marionater12]

of course spy is that 1 friend. XD

[Alexandroras]

press 1 or 8 to see the spy pissing

[F4iLFr34K396]

how much pee can one guy have

[TheDeg5555]

i think Spy has prostate problems :I

[RichkiAzure]

Ahem mentlegen I noticed you are not dancing

[DaGleese]

i'm probably more like the spy these days

but i used to be more like sniper!

[supersaiyenpatrick]

PISS

[THEgrandPOOPbah]

The Spy is that creepy guy who stands in the corner of the club and stares at people

[xTehPPSh41x]

thats meh at a school dance lolo

[amelie1000pl]

this is exactly like myself hehehe

[CommandoBomberkitty]

Lol, the other guy's like, "Why am I here?"

[chocho999]

I don't blame him for not wanting to dance. Him just standing there chilling gets him all the girls.

[SpyroAndMLP]

yo thats a lot of jizz >-< its like the drinks go right though him every time :P

[heston0213]

@SpyroAndMLP ... Jizz is sperm, not piss...

[Gaz6231]

@SpyroAndMLP

I would not want to be your girlfriend, mate.

[MrRanGeGaMInG]

@Gaz6231 U Gay motherfucker

[3uu649]

@Gaz6231 heavy is better huh ?

[Exarian]

@SpyroAndMLP you keep using that word. I do not believe it means what you think it means.

[ElasticSpider]

@SpyroAndMLP I...wait...what?

[pokemaster123ism]

@SpyroAndMLP you mean piss

[LOLwafflesPRODUCTION]

@SpyroAndMLP You mean you jizz when you drink booze. 0.o You should see a doctor, bro.

[CarusioMystWolf]

@SpyroAndMLP Jizz is semen, that is clearly piss. If you mistake piss for jizz and pee in some girl, I hope you get punched in the cock.

[Avenrum]

This is me when i go to the club.

[Lattamonty]

This was one pretty creative fad response

[danny2777]

And that chick was your mother

[YagoTheFrood]

Spy was the only member of the team who went home with a chick that night.

[killapoons]

i changed tabs and when i switched back it was at 1:29 im never changing tabs again....

[soniccrap]

I think that spy might need a prostate exam...

[ricardoriffoc]

history of my life

[ZenkiAzure]

After watching this... I had to pee. ._.

[MrCostamPL]

Press 1 For Peeing xD

[applebottomjames]

this is fucking brilliant.

[tobiuchiha28]

Everyone back to the urinals, pard'ner.

[9volt65]

Drink, Check out ladies, Piss, Drink, Check out ladies, Piss, Drink, Check out ladies, Drink, Piss, Check out ladies, Piss, Drink-

Yeah.

[Cooler7328]

Medic: Dance!

Spy: Later..

[bizzy646]

TRUE STORY OF LIFE !

[lannydragonlover]

This is my favorite "wanna dance"- video :D

[marionater12]

of course spy would be that friend. -.-

[pieiscoollol]

im starting to notice a meme here...

[lannydragonlover]

@pieiscoollol It's more a fad than a meme really...

[iWinUfail]

this is perfect :3

[ZoroarkShadows]

How long does that Spy have to pee? He needs to be checked by a doctor.

[SuperEpicfries]

@ZoroarkShadows maybe he drank to much beer :)

[OldemarFIN]

I guess Spy is also the guy who puts roofies in your drink while you're out there dancing with Hoovy.

[cookietacos]

Lol!

[fefor18]

Lot of people feel identified with this video, including me :P

[Flyingtrollolo]

Spy must have a very small, weak bladder...

[MisterAnimann]

@Flyingtrollolo No, the one at the counter is BLU spy in disguise. He's gonna kill everyone while the real RED spy is using the john.

[DeathsCall97]

What the hell did ugniusz09 say, and why am I trying to find it?

[Gaz6231]

@DeathsCall97

Basically, read the description for this video. Now add 'thumbs up' to the end.

[9volt65]

@DeathsCall97 control+f is your friend, man.

[proatsmallarms]

thumbs up if this wasted your life

[Gaz6231]

@proatsmallarms

I thumbed up. I assume you're talking about your comment, right?

[Andres33AU]

@Gaz6231 Lol, I think he meant standing at the bar and not dancing, not the video itself. This made me lol, not only coz the other ones were all dancing, but coz I can see the Spy doing this sort of thing. XD

[PHYCOpoison]

@Gaz6231 lmao

[JT2D]

This is the best one in the entire set

[hypnotisedpenguin]

I am this pal.

[TheAtheistWanderer]

@hypnotisedpenguin

Same here. The foot tapping hurts after so long though.

[idotechno]

@TheAtheistWanderer Spy plays drums in his off time for fun. Foot tappin' ain't a thang.

[MrGalidor]

i lol'd

[BlackBass08]

What better place for a spy to hide than in the shadows?

[ivgotnaefin2256]

1:15 Mass Effect 2 Club music!

[WGBraves24]

@ivgotnaefin2256 .....All of it is ME2 music. -.-

[ivgotnaefin2256]

@WGBraves24 Ye i noticed it a while ago.

[theguywhoannoysme]

@ivgotnaefin2256 The whole thing was.

[jord0101]

wow this is wat im like at partys but sleeping

[MrAuthor3DS]

EPIC LOUNGING

[gecodo]

I want this as my steam avatar :D

[theguywhoannoysme]

Wow. The Spy doesn't seem to care that the door's open.

[Simpig25]

Forever alone, just like me...

[elemenz888]

have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss, have a beer, check the girls, take a piss

[Noddles404]

best fad response

[Chemburlek]

I think sniper and maybe heavy are best dancers

[OriginalLemming]

This, this is the best thing.

[TheCoolguy53]

I CAN RELATE WITH THIS SPY.That's all I do in a Big Graduation Party or even a Birth Day Party.I'm just "STANDIN' THERE LIKE A BLOODY IDIOT"

[MrSabre95]

I dance like Spy :)

[TheGalacticSpy]

Feels Awesome to be a Spy :D

[DatSlowpoke]

I am the pal who stands in the corner and drinks all night. Is this a good thing?

[krokodil1234567]

I guess I'm a spy then.. awesomely enough the spy is my fav class in tf2 :D

[Deadmau5SODMG]

The spy is like Mike the Situation from jersey Shore

[baneoftheoblivion]

spy looks like a young man and its nice to see this from another angle.

he is probably not dancing because he is laughing too hard at his team, from the inside.

[Mrhellsy]

This is great!

[291774191]

Thats alot of pee...

[KenOsukeZk]

How did you make the LIGHT like that ?

[Load0Sheep]

how did you edit the audio when the spy is on the toilet?!

[Gaz6231]

@Load0Sheep

You use what's called a bandpass, which lets you remove frequencies of sound. Basically, a high bandpass will remove the higher frequencies which don't make it through walls, floors etc, giving you that 'other room' sound. Conversely a low bandpass will give you a 'radio in the corner' effect.

[crazydude749688]

Lolz!

[Sophisticles]

Actually, I am like Spy... hahah.

[orly444]

Prom night in a nutshell.

[LUPIN90]

I THOUGHT TO SEE A SPYCRAB EXIBITION

[PilotWork]

Eeew, gross.  He didn't wash his hands.

[RagnarokQ3]

Aaaahh piss.

[Brutalinax]

I'm a spy a parties!

... ;_;

[darkxaur]

Wow, Spy has a weak bladder.

[onemanalive1]

he sure piss alot !! Jarate!!!

[BlackWolf1451]

TOILET!

[12thelurker]

The spy is making Jarate of his own

[SwerveStarEx]

That's actually pretty cool. You took the fad and ran in a different direction with it.

[italian504]

Cool Spies never dance.

[armorhide406]

i am the spy at school dances.

[roflcopter117]

I am your pal and the spy

[Gaz6231]

@ZimmyFox

NOPE

[ZimmyFox]

@Gaz6231 I was replied to by an uploader! my mission is complete

[FlippyAsesino12]

@Gaz6231 .avi

[thelittlesagg]

@Gaz6231 .avi

[ZimmyFox]

there is already a song for "that pal"

/watch?v=dCveQh_OqTs

[DKpiTable]

Ahem... As an angry french guy, i can totally said that this one is pretty accurate...

[Aechis]

0:10 Who's there in the background?

[ShinyShilla]

@Aechis I think it's Sniper... or Pyro's shadow (sorry for the worst english ever)

[Gaz6231]

@Aechis

Must be a shadow you're seeing, there aren't any other models in the video.

[danceswithchihuahuas]

@Gaz6231 0:36

[jacobpotter]

@Gaz6231

There's a bartender. So that's one.

[getalifenowww]

@Gaz6231 there definitely is

[FeamTorturess]

@Gaz6231

Theres the guy behind the bar that looks at spy near the end of that part :P.

[thedex050]

@Aechis SPAH!

[DJRozwell]

@Aechis oh shit it's a ghost D: D: D: D: