Best of Rorschach

[bombshell333]

The fat cop disliked this.

[smcbroome]

"The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood." Geeze, Rorschach is so emo!

[CatAtomic99]

You know what's weird... most of the characters in the Watchmen are easy to tell if they fit with other characters. But I can't tell if Rorschach and the Comedian liked each other. They seem really similar, but they also seem like opposites.

[theFemeGeek]

batman spoke the way he did in the dark knight because he wanted to be like rorschach

[theFemeGeek]

god.... i want to marry him

[NQTY]

that oil scene gets me everytime, ugh that must hurt so much

[DuchessLemon]

...clint eastwood?

[JZPotter]

@DuchessLemon Dammit don't pull off my mask like that!

[jonno2019]

rorshach is very cool, his uncompromising stance on crime maybe right, however, life is in shades of grey, not everything is black and white.

[kmyhzyl]

i dont like you

 why is that?

you're fat LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

[sillycat45]

Rorsharch is the only red head that South Park would never make fun of! it was supposed to be funny... T_T

[Haler13]

Rorschach: I don't like you Doctor:why? Rorschach: Your Fat.

LMAO

[thesauce1991]

Is the first speech in the novel?

[CDBigShow]

@thesauce1991 Yes but its a bit longer and they rearranged the sections to fit the film. Nothing wrong with the film version, though.

[Colonel10110]

the meaning of the pagliacci joke is comedian expressing the fact that he's saving everone else but he feels trapped because there is no-one to save him.

[DezzyDh96]

his best line is at 5:26

[DezzyDh96]

Rorschach is a pretty messed up person, some might say he takes vigilante justice too far, any moral infraction he picks up will piss him off

[CDBigShow]

@DezzyDh96 I think he is morally justified in every action he takes, both in the graphic novel and the film. And his "no compromise" line is exactly how I feel.

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

It looks like Alan himself was watching...

[TheLe953]

THIS IS THE MOST BAD ASS MOVIE AND COMIC EVER!!!

[Big12189]

Guy smashes through door.

Hmph, kicks guy out of room.

BADASSSSS

[scrambledpenis]

3:15 i love that grunt!

[Kduceee]

lol what a bad ass

[jtellkamp]

hitgirls real father is rorschach

[Natural86Justice]

0:53 - 1:25 True

[blackkat77]

<3<3<3

[justask8]

R: i don't like you.

P: why is that?

R: You're fat.

[TheJokersAdvocate96]

hrrm

[SpideyAlex101]

Lol at 5:22! He suffered a 3rd degree burn!

[Stupidian151]

One of the best developed characters in a movie ever.

[ikkf1976]

Shock of impact ran along my arm. Jet of warmth spattered on chest, like hot faucet. It was Kovacs who said "Mother" then, muffled under latex. It was Kovacs who closed his eyes. It was Rorschach who opened them again.

[hulksmash123100]

rorschac: dont like you

man:why?

rorscach:your fat

[harveydents]

"They could have followed in the footsteps of good men. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and COMMUNISTS and all those LIBERALS a...nd intellectuals and SMOOTH-TALKERS.------mmmmmmmm sounds like Rorscach talking about the OBAMA administartion and the koolaid drinkers

[harveydents]

The ONLY thing i didnt like about watchmen...was i wish they would have EXENDED the whores and politicians speech from the comic,."They had a choice,all of them.They could have followed in the footsteps of good men. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and COMMUNISTS and all those LIBERALS a...nd intellectuals and SMOOTH-TALKERS.-

[KyodaiKen1979]

Rorschach is one of the best comic book character ever! And he is just as brilliant in the movie!

[harveydents]

@KyodaiKen1979 If you like rorscach, try reading Mr. E or the question , two characters from Charlton comics created by Steve Ditko that were the BASIS for rorscach

[JakeIsKlever]

I like how you cut it off after rorschach calls him fat and don't let him finish with the other reasons. xD

[mountainbiker555]

to bad the movie sucked lol there was like no cool fighting scenes but alot of Blue penis Bullshit and Pussy Nite owl shit

[chapacoka]

@mountainbiker555 I see you enjoy blue penis. I bet you were disappointed that they didn't show any in Avatar. LOL

[hrishie]

I love the Poliachi joke!!

[masterofthewicked89]

i have the book WatchMen and i have read it exactly 50 times. i've seen the movie like 3 times

[LAMFi1ms]

This movie is sooooo good. Zach Snyder should be given some sort of ultimate award.

[warmredwater]

what does the guy that wrote it get?

[LAMFi1ms]

@warmredwater Alan Moore? He's a wacko. Granted, he's a genious, but a wacko none-the-less.

[Draenokh]

3:58 fav scene XD

[kimchan008]

this is the best motherfucking character in the movie out of the whole movie.

[xTruly108x]

5:25- Hope you liked your face, ya bastard.....

[wwwiiwiwiwiwi]

By far the coolest character.

[mojopotato1]

i heard hes playing freddy krueger next,i think it would be pretty ausome

[rainbowk11d]

i thought he was great 1 of my favorite's

[vortigaunt25]

"I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with me!" That quote STILL sends chills up my spine. Rorschach is the BEAST!

[NigerianRocker]

@vortigaunt25 you must be a fucking sissy with a deformed penis if that line sends chills up your spine

what i will say is he is the most authentic and unique character in the watchmen franchise!!

[vortigaunt25]

@NigerianRocker What is your problem? I simple state that a line that is SUPPOSED to scare people scared me, and you start insulting me? And not only that, but you go straight for penis insults...very fucking original.

The line scares a lot of people, both in the graphic novel and in real life, not just because of the line itself, but because of Rorschach's twisted psyche to back it up. He's a psychotic, unpredictable force, which just makes the line that much more terrifying.

[NigerianRocker]

@vortigaunt25 dude in the real world that shit your quoting don't apply

anyway sorry for the penis insult

but i don't by stuff like this

[chapacoka]

@NigerianRocker I don't think it was the fact that the line itself was scary. I think it was the fact that the person who said it just poured a vat of piping hot oil and grease on a fellow human being without even flinching. Not to mention that that guy is about a foot shorter than most of the people around him.

[11808Clover]

@chapacoka I would throw grease on him too if he was about to shank me!

[sephiroth87932]

what ARE THOSE DRAWING CALLED LIKE THE ONES USED IN THERAPY SESSIONS AND IN HIS MASK?

[vortigaunt25]

@sephiroth87932 Rorschach tests. Hence his name.

[demolitiongurl]

Rorschach -_- it's called Rorschach or ink blots..

[JZPotter]

LOL "You're fat." LAWL

[s3ct4u]

Roshach's journal. 31 January 2010. President Obama has he's first union adress.

[TrollCatcher2010]

...since President Obama's first state of the union address two days ago was solely confined to healthcare with no mention of his previously stated ambition of getting out of Iraq we feel it is necassary to fire up the old international GRASS ROOTS peace movement again and try and ask the new president nicely, one more time

hope you can join in?

"peace is more than the absence of war" - Kate Tempest

victory is certain, we only have to try

[ollie511]

Rorschach- "u dont seem to understand.... im not locked in here with you.... ur all locked in here with me!! :)

[screwu18]

"I dont like you....." "ok........Why is that?"

"Your fat."

haha no psychology problem their.

[millard363876]

rorschach has no fear he even shouts come on after he jumps out the window at 4:00 against the police

[pharesite]

whne he said the clown joke, I actually laughed. cuz of what he said rigth after. Great character and kudos to teh actor who played him

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Many parents, anti-violence groups, and politicians have been up in arms over Rorschach's methods.

My opinion on Rorschach is, in Rorschach's own words, "Fine like this."

[R2R3L4]

"The human cockroaches talking about their heroin and child pornography. you really call that normal?" RORSCHACH IS THE FUCKING MAN!!!

[R2R3L4]

Really, lol?

[EchoBoomer1987]

3:12 "Hurm." XD

[filthyveganpunk]

@TheKrezzz lol, you're kidding.. right?

[Jenss72]

@TheKrezzz retard

[dancepanty]

fail ....

[hinatathecookiedemon]

@TheKrezzz: Oh yes, because a movie that's only good at exploding is such a wonderful, POWERFUL movie like Watchmen.

[shootfighter1969]

Excellent compilation; undoubtedly the best super hero {or anti-hero} ever!!!

[MecaDope]

I wouldn't have gone for the head first i would have made the sick fuck suffer. Also LOL FRYER TO THE FACE!!!!!

[Buchholz101]

Rorschach is easily the best comic book character ever to grace the silver screen.

[WojtaStudios]

And why is he killin' around?

[EnglishGavz]

Rorschach, he's a joke teller: "Rabbi, Leprachaun and Wolverine walk into a bar, I take out Wolverine first, the rest no I mean business."

[ishtar0171]

Damn it I love Rorschach!

Definitely my favorite of the superheroes in the movie!

[slow8202]

Your locked in here with me now that is a bold statement

[theriverdragon]

Going as him for Halloween.

My costume isn't as good as I had hoped, though.

[smexykakashi158]

what was that song that played at the beginging for like 5 seconds it sounded cool

[filthyveganpunk]

blood on my hands by the used.

[biokuula]

your fat. Hilarious=)

[brisingr911]

that made me laugh

[remc0s]

@biokuula

That wasn't even a joke

When he said "you're fat", he meant the doc was chubby because he had a good, protected life and didn't suffer a horrible childhood, unlike Walter

I noticed how many people mention the "you're fat joke", but that's not what he said at all

[maxmillon]

buried in the rain is that wat happens to us? No time for friends onely enamies leave roses Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple.The Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci.

[BamaHuskie]

@maxmillon Thank you for repeating a quote from the video onto the comments page, thanks to you, you probably used up some of Youtube's memory to hold this lame and useless comment!

Thanks again for being a prick!

[vilchisss]

@maxmillon

Good joke.

[Jammersis]

october 12th MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

The acumulated fealth of others, sex and murder, will form up around theire wastes. And all whores and polititians will look up and shout" Save us!", But I'll wisper... "No..."

[BamaHuskie]

@fsfsfsfsfsfsg whisper* filth* accumulated* their*

Sorry for being a spelling Nazi

HOU HITLER!

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

@BamaHuskie  no problem

[jessissleepy]

Do you mean 'Heil Hitler'?

[BamaHuskie]

@jessissleepy yes, my mistake

[jessissleepy]

@BamaHuskie - Happens to me all the time.

[POJVstudios]

When Rorschach is at the cemetery..that´s the watchmen theme I love which is playing in that scene

[shentaro]

Whats the song at the beginning?

[filthyveganpunk]

blood on my hands by The Used.

[jrc1991]

Best Hero in this movie most badass as well!

[TomatoeAssassin]

They knew early on that Rorschach would die at the end of the book but I have to wonder if they had a clue as to how popular he'd be.

[remc0s]

@TomatoeAssassin

The funny thing is that Alan Moore created Rorschach as an opposite to show readers how good and heroic Nite Owl is compared to Rorschach

Almost 25 years later people are posting Rorschach tribute videos on YouTube, launching Rorschach fan sites and wearing Rorschach tattoos, while everybody considers Nite Owl a wimp

Now who's the real hero here?

RORSCHACH!

[GreatestMKfighter]

"I heard joke once...why did chicken cross road?...to get to other side. Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum....curtains."

[irevodajedi]

dam he is such a bad ass haha he can kick chuck norris;s ass lol, no but i think he had the best memorable quotes

[FlashTooner]

comedian was such a jerk!

he was fine at first,but then he just became a murderer

[RedNymph234]

I think he always was, deep down inside. He joined the vigilantes just so he had power to beat people up, not for justice

[Stewluvboy]

You are missing the point of the comedians character.

Just saying.

[J3k1d0]

You're really stupid =\

[SrgtBarney]

@Warpig303 he was evil? was it the fact that he killed a person that fed a child to dogs? or was it because he let him go until that situation happend?

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

he alwas was and died as a Reapest and a murder, nothing really good to say about him so sad, that its that way...

[snipet19]

"Men get arrested...Dogs get PUT DOWN!"

That was my favorite part of the entire movie!

[1withoutpain]

Rorschach makes this movie great. Without him the movie would be a little too hokey. The actor that plays him does an awesome job.

[mrdanni]

LMAO!!!

'Christ he stinks!'

[PickYourColor]

HOLY SHIT I LUV THIS

[DaltonX0009]

awesome. i woulda picked all those scenes too! "im not locked in here with you, your locked in here with ME!"

[kkarls1]

This is great!

"Why don't you like me?"

"Your're fat."

LMAO!!! I loved that part in the movie, I bust out laughing, couldn't help it. Nice colletion of scenes, well done.

[DragonOfThe6Elements]

you picked some awesome scenes!

good job!