Home Cyst Surgery

[AlfiRaplhPants]

Songs are Breed and Lithium off Nirvana Nevermind. Just happened to be what we were listening to. It healed rapidly and without a scar. Don't try it at home. It will end up like all those other videos on youtube.

[AlfiRaplhPants]

Answers for FAQs: Wound was sutured afterwards.Hair isn't greasy, thats betadyne surgical scrub. Anesthesia is local lidocaine with epinephrine. This wasn't done without training. All instruments and gloves are sterile (look closer all you 'no gloves' posters). Pilar cysts come out easier than other cysts due to the presence of galea fascial planes and thin subcutaneous layers. My hand shakes because my arm was suspended in air, wrapped around and working backwards to not block the camera.

[CuteMcBeauty]

Dude, headbanging and having your scalp cut open are NOT a good combination!!!

[TheDixy113]

fucking love Nirvana

[miket1m]

Good job. Quick and neat.

[TheChannyj28]

Great music choices!

[B525shot]

Thumbs up for noticing headbanging at 0:15

[Tinsymom1]

Quite possibly the coolest thing I have seen in a month.

[jailbird61]

this is a good one!

[jmerridew124]

Whoever that woman was, she was a real winner. I'd want a woman who cared enough about me to do something that disgusting for me.

Of course I'd go to a doctor for that, but that's another story.

[scoopo81]

you did that very proffesional !

how to recognise this shit . i feel like i have one

[nadrojfuquea]

how the fuck do you get that into a guys head?

[antshe2010]

i loved it!

[mizsharpie]

this guy with the cyst must have been bugging out watching this video. o_0

[PunkChickGcFan18]

They are wearing gloves its just see through doesn't look like there wearing any

[boobearnme]

This is one of the best cyst excision's I've seen on here. You didn't rupture the sac and it was clean and quick. You made it look so non-invasive. I would gladly have you remove a cyst from me. Awesome job. Did it have to be stitched afterwards? I've seen videos shot in Doctor Offices that weren't this good. They rupture the sac and just keep squeezing and digging. Plus the info you proved was interesting.

[annacoop0427]

This is defiantly a pilar cyst. Did you stitch or glue?

[cystremoval12th]

WHAT THE HELL I NEVER SEEN A DOCTOR SHAKING

[ahltcal]

Why the hell are you doing the surgery by yourself at home?

[Ceraphinas]

LOLOMG he birthed it!!!!

[woddaheck]

cut open the egg thing that came out!! whats inside!

[maxxdaviespart2]

If you could come to the UK and do this for me I'd be grateful, the NHS want to charge me a small fortune!

[abcdef3890]

what did you use for anesthesia?

[lovelymuse488]

this was awesome.

[mysterymelody]

Its amazing the core came out whole. Thats awesome.

[Luciferdesrea]

It's bloody amazing the whole thing came out.. Know a guy that had that thing burst during surgery. And despite the shaking and projectiles, you did well in removing it. Two thumbs way, way up.

[Bbryann39]

Kurt Cobain must be so happy knowing his music is being played while popping cysts like this. Did that thing smell like teen spirit? ha ha

[mianmarissatv]

ok mabbie this guy is a doctor but that is to serous to do at home you should always be at the hospital inccase something goes wrong!

[mrceebees14]

If not for the Nirvana song, I might have not kept watching.

[dalehb21603]

i think the reason the person was shaking so bad is because of the size of the cyst.  up until the cyst came out the hands were pretty steady

[JakeEricson]

At 2:34... Good fucking God. Is his head giving birth?

[HuasoPodrido]

Your hands are way to shakey to be using a knife

[airforce01231991]

Love the guy singing in the back ground lol :)

[AlfiRaplhPants]

For all the no glovers: I'm wearing Biogel surgical gloves, look closer.

For all the shakers: was using an awkward arm/hand position to not block the camera

[absjaris]

Nirvana Breed....way to go

[JakeEwing5]

Loved the Nirvana music in the background

[TheRayner22]

None of these peopel are doctors?!!!!

[RikaHachigawa]

Holy mother of what the fuck.

That was...both informative and horrific at the same time.

Bravo, sir or madam.

[ohanungsaya]

did he have a medical background?

[CutestSelena]

omg i scared blloodddd

[slumbucketretro]

Nothing like home surgery while listening to Nirvana.

[slumbucketretro]

Nothing like home surgery while listening to Nirvana.

[quickfinger1138]

Nothing like a barking dog and "Breed" by Nirvana to put the patient at ease.

[Beenana9]

Was this a doctor removing this?

[h3aveNsHaZe]

I have one of these...wtf does it hurt?

[LuvvvlyOne]

ok so a diy at home...but whose the retard that is going to stitch that incision back up???

[fakespotter]

this is my favorite Nirvana video clip

[dakotamain1]

where did you get the lidocaine to numb it?

[conasty05]

thats shit was nasty

[THESUGARPOPNINJA]

Best thing i've seen on you tube!

[caytfa]

good job on the removal. clean dissection of the sack.

[MrDelomelanicon]

igiene pari a zero

[celtic5yamum]

geez, i was feeling all soozed after seeing it all being cut and stuff, then watching it being squirted...but when i saw the sack come out i nearly lost my soup and bread dinner O_O and i can normally watch worse things! interesting video...also i suppose if that was ourselves we wouldnt mind as much really, kos we'd be no longer having the pain that cysts and that bring :P

[VampiitheBARBIE]

I THINK IT WAS TWINS!

[zacefrongte2009]

AAAHHH! HE JUST PULLED OUT A PIECE OF HIS BRAIN! lol

[02commodorevx]

awesome



[BrightEyedBurglar]

popping zits and cysts better than sex??

[zacefrongte2009]

Totally Awesome!

[aladdin4him]

omg

[StellarBlue1]

Not exactly brain surgery, but a reasonably competent job, "doctor".

[amberkanani72]

im an esthetician...I LOVE THIS STUFF!! so cool to watch a "properly done" extraction. lol

i remember one of my instructors demo'ing an extraction and saying HOW BEAUTIFUL it was.

so gross, but so fun

[Wbeliever7]

why no gloves?

[britty1012]

no gloves? eww

[wualez1]

wow

[11clawedfrogs]

yummy..cherry Jelly Belly jelly bean.

[Hotives]

Greasy hair much?

[Percyus12]

Man that it insane

[lndac02]

in Europe people have first aid kits in their homes, from the amount of video's on here from the United states I'm guessing every home there has a DIY home surgery kit. God bless the U.S health system.

[originalrhombus]

@lndac02 Whoever did this was either a physician (most likely) or a veterinarian. I doubt you are going to see this kind of equipment in the home of the average American.

Nice job on the cyst removal. Wish you'd showed us the stitching too!

[trwent]

mmmm ... brain food ... call Hannibal Lecter !!!

[john91722]

It's a kidney bean!

[deathtomarriage]

Great job at least the music was good. The cameraman was good to not jerking the camera around like so many others.

[grossepointepimp]

How did you get a lima bean in your head.

[AmusdKillers7]

Thank god at least the guy singing knows how to remove cysts

[mtfune]

You laid a fucking egg!!!! THRU YOUR BRAINS!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

[gxr370speed]

@mtfune

hahahaha.. very funny!

[FluffyKitsune09]

amazingly done..i would have thrown up..

[rattielover87]

I have several of these on my scalp. They've been there about a year. Are they harmful? I don't have the money to have them removed.

[killerdude003]

FUCK, i have a cyst on my face, home surgery is not an option.....

[OMARNAFFAH]

holy shit i thin im gonna faint

[jjacobs96]

haha looks like they pulled out a white gumball

[john91722]

Say Wen!

[alienboya]

I can so hear Nivana in the back ground, that looks so painful btw

[hairslikeabirdnest]

...and curt cobain rock's the background.

xD

[swimguy47]

that was epic...i want to eat cottage cheese now

[sriann7734]

neat....they're listening to nirvana while they cut out pus pockets. how appropriate.

[sariisify]

nasty ..

[themeaningoflife38]

that's cancer

[girliciouslover12345]

thats soo discusting but cool at the same time :)

[gilming]

Listen to the dog....these are procedures techs do on eac other when it's slow at a vet clinic LOL.

[PivotSweden]

WTF Is he doing with that lil' knife

*watches*

OH MAI GAWD NOOO

[slipknotb1]

holy crap he pulled out his brain

[NickRatnieks]

When I was about 13 I had a carbuncle in my ear. It was like I had Gene Krupa in my head- bang bang bang all the time- I couldn't sleep and it hurt like crazy. I was taken to the Ear, Nose and Throat Hospital. They gave me some kind of anaesthetic drip bottle. That killed the pain and after another day or so there was this huge rumble- it had burst and all this disgusting green pus blasted out my ear. Had to lay down while it oozed out. What a RELIEF! Adolescence is such fun.

[atreyu101791]

did they get michael j. fox to do this surgery???

[hwnjedi]

She pulled a Gummi Bear from his head! If the person keeps shaking their hands like that they are going to pull some brain out too.

[travvanes]

Okay are you all stupid! That last little bit is not brain matter! In order for it to be brain matter they would have to cut through the skull. This is just the skin above the skull!

[thisguyssosick]

bet that felt awesome coming out

[travvanes]

Okay there is no way that is part of his brain you dumb-asses! In order for it to be his brain they would have to cut through the skull!

[omnivorous65]

It's alive!

[MrTrevfox]

That is fucking awsome !

[JaejoongieLove]

........ sick

[tabbytiger2007]

ARE YOU WEARING GLOVES????????????

[ItsBlackFriday]

@tabbytiger2007 It's sterile.

[JanderStrahd]

Meh. Hope I don't get a cyst that bad...

[dajuan0302]

that was horrible. it hurted me to even look at that.

[aselyatheslayer]

thats a part of the brain you just removed hahahaha

[eastmidsguy]

cyst sack,nice!!

[12shawna]

the infection he'll get fron his friend not wearing gloves ,will be worse then the actuall cyst it's self !! NOT VERY SMART or SANITARY !!

[ItsBlackFriday]

@12shawna Replace friend with doctor. Also a doctor wouldn't an incision without sterile hands in the first place.

[jiggaman17]

is he died

[TheBlindPowerslave]

He just lost the memories of his childhood.

[LadyKirojihah]

is that even legal?

[Jesse93z]

It wasnt until the end of the video that i realized that this was performed at home.....you, my friends,,,,are bamfs.

[EcoQueenMistress]

What's the name of the song going on in the background? :3

[Morbius2271]

what a steady hand, I must say.

[judithk]

Removing a cyst from your friends head while listening to Nirvana... now that's bonding XD

[whomitaw]

once open looks like a vagina

[Redbutterfly]

o__O that's a big cyst

[SuperMarmee]

Can i have the name of your Dr??? My Dr doesn't play Nirvana!

And what's with the dog barking???

Was this a home visit???

[KPstall4509]

god...you're not supposed to cut it.

[dlambp25]

whoaa what is that at 2:35?

[phantomcrosz]

OMG

[broomie1306]

What the MO FO was that!!!!!!!

[DeviliciousGrl]

ur dirty :)

[mavman16]

long live kurt

[7az1]

OMFG IT WAS LIKE YELLOWISH IN BEGIIN

[urdaddy030]

what the fuck did she pull out

[RottenCandy69]

Nirvana!!! =]

[VMIBaseball08]

OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES!?

[LoliLove7]

Dude fucking fuck man!

[rws49ers74]

Thats looks more like a tumor if u ask me!!!!!

[rws49ers74]

Thats looks more like a tumor if u ask me!!!!

[rws49ers74]

that looked more like a tumor holy cow!!!!

[rws49ers74]

screw that i would rather go threw the pilonidal cyst surgery again

[rws49ers74]

Damm that looked like a tumor!!! Wow i would rather go threw another pilonidal surgery before that lol... Will that hair grow back there?

[petrojak2]

Smallest brain I've ever seen!

[adamlind]

nice with heavy music in the background

[thegoochieguy]

great music

[fabske1]

its amazing how so much gunk comes out

PS.

GO THE DOG IN THE BACKGROUND...NOW REX IS FAMOUS

[TheChoada]

That is the wrong way to remove a cyst. I have had two removed from my scalp. The first was done by a general surgeon, and was done this way. It left a much larger scar and was a much more painful recovery. The second was done by a plastic surgeon, who used a circular, punch-like tool like a very small cookie cutter on the end of a metal rod. It was much quicker with much less cutting, and the cyst came out in one peice. If you leave any behind, It may grow back, like my first one did.

[Zaaaaachh]

Looked like a pussy in a way.

[xxfatalfngrzxx]

oh great, I actually got one on my head (BIGGER!!!) that is fixing to get removed. thats what happens when you wait 8 years to get it removed!!!

[roseglass6370]

All I have to say is it's a good thing this guy isn't a neurosurgeon or cardiothoracic surgeon... his hands were shaking majorly (esp around 3:10).

[charlespeterwatson]

Looks like childbirth

[cinpin24]

That wasn't very nice, hope you don't run into those stupid bitches when you're dying

[dinaownsyou]

Did he sterelize the pen knife??????

[rulespotter]

ew ew ew ew un hygenic, ever heard of gloves?

[Chaoutzu]

lol he is wearing gloves

[Wheatspin]

you think that's how his hands look normally? he IS wearing gloves

[mcmlxvi]

He is wearing gloves, ever heard of glasses?

[Luciferdesrea]

More than likely everything WAS steril.

[CrazyQuadPlaya937]

that might be brain matter.

[heathheath90]

nope its a cyst

[GacktLover24]

i dont know which is funnier. The fact that you think his brain is on the outside of his skull or the fact that you got 6 thumb ups for this comment.

[hollaWHATsophia]

his hand is shaking

[shadyman2000]

he was probably excited. I would be... digging for gold.

[Jimbo8012]

Are some people blind or idiotic? The guy is wearing transparent gloves. It's really very obvious.

[apeboai]

yeah, really obvious! It's so obvious that half of the people watching the vid don't notice! and can you blame 'em?? I mean, you just said yourself the guy's wearing TRANSPARENT gloves.

Why the hell would anybody invent such a thing, really

[OrejasParalelas]

Dude he's gonna lose he's brain!!!!

[hordasage]

nirvana rules !~

[katzruler]

Hell , after that thing came out he probably couldn't remember where he left his car keys...

[crazybastard82]

lmfao

[ThomasDBable]

he is wearing gloves jeeze

[jactasmar]

oohhhhhhhh shit!

[KingAquaReviews]

lol he is wearing gloves

[marcusjhung]

wow this doesnt look safe

[lowrider5140]

lol cause thats proper procedure.. lets not where gloves...

[lowrider5140]

LOL messed.

[demondarkhorse]

you should never use a parkinsons patient for your surgery needs. who was that, captain shakesalot?

[Zambodie88]

hahahaha...now thats fuckin funny....wahahahah

[gudsmirakel]

Shit his hands were shaking !!

[Hybrid301]

I love how someone's singing along in the background

[indiantaco32]

somebody go kick that fuckin dog

[flamingfingers1992]

omfg!! sick...who the fuck would put this on yt? i threw up in my mouth...

[volleyballsisters]

I think gloves would have been a good idea

[elijahtheworm]

I have those...

I really want to get them removed...

[Korgon2013]

the must have felt good to get out. great vid. Mine was nowhere near as cool as yours. good stuff.

[lucysteiner]

ew why the hell is he not wearing gloves!

[cwingkeung]

he is wearing gloves

[DXhhhshawn]

i wanna fuck that girl talking in the backround..

[lolpancakeslol]

does hair grow back in that place?

[Prunes42]

Looks like a marciano cherry

[soubran123]

nasty at 2:33

[Jimbo8012]

Are NavyCop20070221 & neelied451 both blind? He's wearing transparent gloves. It's obvious if you look closely.

What is weird is the amateur surgeon, what is even weirder is that the person agreed to this.