Tom Green show - face on a bus

[TheMoviesandgames]

yeah ottawa

[PDFolirant]

original nosing

[n420cowan]

tom green is the man... good Canadian boy fuckin ehhhh

[ImTheHaloGod]

This is how you troll with styyyyle! old skool hahaha what a legend

[TheHowks]

God damn i miss the 90's. Everything seemed so new and daring. Now everything seems generic and boring.

[CannabisExpress]

canadians are soooo friendly

[Mechamortal]

UH, FACE ON BUS... NOT SURE IF SHOULD LEAVE??

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

I would turn slightly right and drive

[csabiiii]

I think he is not (only) drunk, but stoned..."

[creapah]

then they caught a red light! that sucks lmao

[iamalittlespy]

Canadians are too polite ! I can only imagine what would happen if Tom Green did that in New York. 

[SavingPrivateBob]

Tom Green was the original troll.

[illagen1]

Canadians...lmao

[Ixiiz]

I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THE BUS DRIVER WITH THE MOUSTACHE sometimes he would drive the bus in kanata bakc in the 90's

[eccentricity00]

the early days of trolling

[TheFriendlyPig]

I am strongly against those who think a quote from the video counts as a comment. A comment is something you thought of with your own brain. And shame on you up-thumbers. You'll up-thumb anything.

[lemonman456]

@TheFriendlyPig My faces is on the bus

[lemonman456]

@TheFriendlyPig My face is on the bus

[SybilianShade]

Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom Green! Tom! Your face, is on the front of the bus! You have to move it off from the front of the bus so that the people can go but they cant go if you have your face on the bus infront of the bus with your face on the front of the bus so please take your face off the front of the bus so they can go! ...maybe you can put your face on the back of the bus? :D

[MaghoxFr]

in my country the busdriver would do one of two possibilities (1) he starts driving and if you don't move...well your're fucked or (2) he gets down and wreck your ass, but you might end up with your face smashed on the bus anyway.

[hollandpunx123]

@MaghoxFr Who laughs last than? Because your face would be on the bus at last... And than, when he's going to drive, your face would still stick on the bus and the busdriver can't go to a carwash cause the bus would not fit in a carwash... Witch means that the bus driver should drive with your face, still stuck on the bus, all the way to a special 'buswash' to get your face off the bus...

[Casarzino]

lame.

[eccentricity00]

if only more internet trolls would troll in the real world like this

[phantomofthedrivein]

you could go in reverse

[Ihkueren]

OMG, if someone tried this on a MUNI line here in San Francisco, I'm pretty sure the bus driver would come out and beat your ass. Or at least some of the passengers personally would. Tom Green has no shame, which is why I love him.

[Barsabus]

one day me and a few friends stoped a bus with our faces. we stoped the bus for only about 20 seconds but we did stop the bus and it was half way to it's next bus stop. this did happen and im not making this shit up. it was funny as hell and i'll remember it forever. you should try it. ( throwing rocks and 9 volt batteries at the bus helps slow it down )

[truesacha]

its funny, unique yet stupid.....tom green made it that way! love watching his videos

[anticamper15]

Canadians are so polite! lol

[guzsaj]

...and I believed I was the only one tho think that way! :D

[MrBaddestofthebad]

lol at these retards who dont have a car

[Noslack412]

@MrBaddestofthebad

its the city and alot of people dont got that kind of money

[KingKaiju54]

The only other person who can stop a bus with their face is Chuck Norris

[Jonesy48Shady]

Tom Making sense of reality 

[therealCanablisS]

epic standoff

[Ghotherkill]

The reason the bus driver was so nice is because this is in CANADA.

[zekal10]

wow, that's the first white bust driver I've ever seen

[butt3rnuts]

Haha at least the bus dude was polite about it for once...

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

an ny bus driver wouldve just driven off

[Kahvelisika]

how. What laid back buss drivers you have in US :)

[MrShane737]

@Kahvelisika its in toronto CANADA

[ShaughnessySerene]

@MrShane737 Nooope. Thats an OC Transpo bus. OTTAWA CANADA, Toms hometown. Not Toronto.

[farmdog45]

LOL the bus finally pulls away only to be promptly stopped by the traffic signal LOL

[DiamondSoul]

Man I miss this show.

[nachoisone]

So stupid it's brilliant!

[counterclockwise123]

the bus guy is so polite. if i were in his position id be like "GET YOUR FACE OFF THE FUCKING BUS!!!!"

Tom Green wins every time

[patrickpoo]

his face was on a bus.

[jbubblesandkids]

Best comedian ever

[Brokenslipper]

this guy is such a nuisance

[urb3stm8]

the power opf the human mind/face lol

[fiveaeonspast]

where is his face?

[NOLFGirl]

Why can't the bus leave? is it because his face is touching it?

[counterclockwise123]

the 32 people who were late for work hit the dislike button

[devanboomen]

this was filmed at the corner of bank street and gloucester in ottawa for those who like trivia tidbits

[OttoVonGoenne]

32 ppl who didnt like this are bam margera fans.

[PlayBoyPabloPablo]

ahha I WAS HAMMERED ON RUM lol

[Toxer90034]

This is Tom Green trying to make sense of reality.

[skabron7]

if he would have done that in ny some dude would have kicked his face away from the bus. hahaha. good for you Canadians.

[Ununius]

It shows human nature when they are confronted by something extreme.. If that was you would you drive away, or just laugh?

[Dante1Savage]

this isn't anything, it is nothing, it is utter useless, who likes this.

[mickeyford]

He should try that in NY. LOL!

[friskyjackdoff]

haha canadians are too polite.

[TROMAbryce]

Only Tom could make putting your face on a bus funny.

[iceman241111]

Tom green is a comic genius . lol

[ESP1EMG]

FACE

[Goatboy1112]

hahahahahahaha

[woma0neater]

"im normally not like this but im drunk right now" lol priceless

[woma0neater]

"im sorry my face was on the front of the bus" LMFAO

[notanomad]

i'm hammered on rum... haha!

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

the bus fare guy kind of looks like toms dad. lol

[meryarg]

JAJAJAJA ES DIOS

[Beeza2996]

Tom Green is the real Captain Obvious. A true hero indeed.

[Beeza2996]

Bwaahaaha how the hell does he keep a straight face?

[Renaissanceman86]

This was on Bank St. in downtown Ottawa

[hungerer1]

The bus isn't sure if it should leave because my face is on the bus.

[fuggindoosh]

@hungerer1 thanks for repeating it you jack momma

[hungerer1]

@fuggindoosh Anytime, man.

[WheelchairDude1990]

Love it!

[jasminephoenix]

Looks like Quebec or Ontario but definitely Canadian.

[ShaughnessySerene]

@jasminephoenix Ottawa, Ontario.

[stevieray351]

must be in canada, he would have gotten a Publin Intox charge in the states

[supervic29]

random!!

[karrrido]

"Hi I was late for work because Tom Green was drunk and put his face on the bus"

[jordach545]

@karrrido lol

[AngelVomit26]

@karrrido I laughed just from your comment....

[unfortunatebeam]

@karrrido haha really? you were on that bus?

[vladamirrrr]

hahaha, lol, i'd pull away, i wouldnt care about his face, it's not like the bus would rip his head off

[chicago6584]

Tom Green is great but if I were the driver I would have pulled away anyways

[WesMantO0th]

LOL Canadians are so nice. If I tried to do that in America, someone on the bus or the bus driver would probably shoot me.

[doobyboy21]

Alright guys I made a mistake! Sorry about that! I heard the bus driver with a very big french accent so I figured Montreal!

[doobyboy21]

Americans? This is Canadian Tom Green in Montreal Quebec putting his face on the bus!

[woo2fly21]

thats ottawa isnt it>

[popactor]

@doobyboy21 That's an OC transpo bus in Ottawa, STO buses are blue in Québec so Tom is in Ottawa!

[facefantome]

lol, he is not shy at all

[HungaryHungryHitler]

what a smart ass

[billythekidworks]

see, thats how canadians react to shit like that. "um, exuse me, but we need to go. people need to get to there destination. that you." i live in Trenton NJ. if i pulled that shit the driver would be like: "Get The Fuck off the bus Cock sucker!" than start moving knowing that if i dont get out of the way im ganna die. thats the dif between Tri-State USA and pussy foot canadians. P.S. i have nothing against canadians..their just pussies

[mikeybc]

Thats why NJ is shuch a shithole

[youarenowreadingthis]

You're taking the actions of one individual and applying them to every person from that country.

[sk8xVida]

Haha! you're a fucking dumbass.

[tm18241]

Uh no, we're not. Unless you've met every single person in Canada, shut the fuck up.

[omgitsrods]

Yet we're able to spell and use sentences properly.

Also, you do realize one person is not the population of Canada, right?

[TlGBC]

p.s. i have nothing against americans. they're just racist clown cunt assholes.

[collantes9]

You are absolutely right, my friend.

[Peterr86]

your just a fucking idiot.

[Peterr86]

but i have nothing against you

[dannybOMFG]

see, weve created a situation here where, my face is touching the bus!!

[barneygrumble]

my face is touching the bus

[XNo1XLuvzXMeX]

Pahaha 'are you going to put your face on the bus?'

I love how random this is, where did that girl go?

x

[TlGBC]

tom green has granted a bus load of people excuses for if they were to be late.

[vorheezy313]

Lmao, I would have just drove away. Simple as that. Must not be alot of crazy people in Canada. They dont know what to do.

[nyk31]

too polite

[muxishine]

Best comedian ever!

[flyingtorpedo]

It would of been really halarious if someone would of thrown his ass into a wall then got back on the bus.

[homicidemanex]

>halarious

[easthousepinballwiza]

Wow, i'm immpressed at the bus guy, he was calm as fuck! mint!

[curiousdwarf93]

wow that's smart

[dedeckerfy]

"see how my face is on the bus right now?"

[valyum666]

I was there walking the streets when he film that part XD like 10 years ago

everyone was wondering why he's doing it !

crazy mother f*(ker

I love him LOL

[donotkillme1]

JUST TOM! LOVE IT! xDDDDDD

[HeyGuiseWhatsGoinOn]

alright you fucking idiots

do you honestly not get what this fucking video is about?

you see,

his face is on the bus

[Dazhimself]

LMAO!!! hahahaha!!!!

[Traaaces]

i think i understand..

so you're saying his face is on the bus?

[animationeer]

I don't get it....

You're saying his face is on the bus?

[ragnarock86]

Of course!

His face.... is on.... A BUS!

[paparoach585]

@HeyGuiseWhatsGoinOn No dude. He's got his fucking face on the bus!

[barneygrumble]

my face is touching the bus

[burgecam000]

at 1:36 does he say yea f*ck you

[PureZephyr156]

he says "yea thank you"

[maggiedawg1]

he is the funniest guy alive(:

love itt! xD

[patriclindmas]

he's drunk and his face is preventing the bus from getting all the people to the places they want to go. basically his face is on the bus

[dramagrl1996]

DUDE UR HILAIROUS

[jimixdnb]

the idea was so stupid that it was funny as hell :D

[killyourfacemrlee]

if i don't move my face the bus cant leave! lmfao!

[DieMenschMaschine85]

the driver can't pull away because his face is on the bus

[PumpingSmashkins]

wait, does this mean i *shouldn't* be touching the bus with my face?

[WebSurfer30]

his face is touching the bus and the bus is not sure if it should drive away

[chucky78596]

Genuine funniness :D

[tim3058]

haha Canadians have so much patience. you do that in America they'll just call the cops or kick your ass

[poynter14]

Americans kicking ass i do not think so.

[tim3058]

Why don't you come here? I know a few individuals who would be delighted to convince you otherwise.

[poynter14]

lol i think ill let them come to me. if they want

[coopercrue]

Americans could kick your ass.

[poynter14]

yeh okay.. lol fat smelly bastards :D , or skinny and weak ::)

[JP10022]

so poynter, your saying that every other country in the world just has athletic jacked guys, even though america is the worldwide capital of bodybuilders? and by the way its a recorded that australia has the most fat people on the planet... not america so use a different comeback from now on

[poynter14]

Sorry Mr Facts ;) , americans are stuck up there own arse then ? thats true 99% of them probs :P aint reli seen any that aint stuck up

[JP10022]

go walk around a town, and hang out with some people, get away from the news, people are much different than they are on the news.. :)the poparazzi is a gang of liars, those are the true assholes

[poynter14]

fine ill give u one thing , tom green is cool ;) , cus he aint so serious. ;) how ever most americans think they know it all lol.

[poitertoip]

is this devon poynter?

[coopercrue]

poytner your a fucking dumbass, your probably a fat smelly man who farts then smells it and eats his own poop drinking his own sweat.

[poynter14]

well im not fat not smelly , but i do smell my own farts :) , also i looked at ur vid ,lmao ur one ugly fucker! :D

[coopercrue]

lol i just looked at it again. you can only see a tiny bit of his face you fucking dumbshit.

[TheBmxboy72]

Fuck you

[John031989]

Way to have pride in your country. If everyone thought like you we would actually be as shitty as you probably think we are.

[XmegaPresident]

American is the land of Lawsuits.

[bestemore]

Drunk or not he's amazing.

[Malibutroll23]

That s so Stupid .....!!! AWESOME !

[yankeefan2710]

Is that Wolfgang Puck driving that bus? Tom is the shit.

[vampiressae]

this is stupid...

until now i thought Tom has a bit more sense of humor...

[TORHAB]

This must be in Ottawa cuz in Toronto they would run you over... they could care less about your security

[ryufire12]

hahaha yea the ttc is horrible

[TlGBC]

if they could care less then wouldn't that mean they should stop so you don't hurt your face?

[TORHAB]

Tom's The man

[innpressTV]

Tom shame on you as an ADULT !!!

[innpressTV]

This is NOT comedy. Just a STUPID

Is it a comedy in Canada to trouble a person?

[uglyguido]

the only good thing to ever come out of ottawa.

[QueSeraSera23]

lol straight up, the good ol' dead city of Ottawack.

[JonnyChristxMWS]

lmfao,

we're doing a segment called "toms drunk".

[SquareOneSkateboards]

lol truly ottawa's finest export.

[dupersloby]

i don't get it. if his face is on the bus in the first place, wouldn't that mean that the bus driver wouldn't know whether to go or not?

[LichiCamera]

"are you going to put your face on the bus?" LOL XD

[Nomanisrdy]

whoa! excellent repeating!

[mryummy1]

so funny lmfao

[patotubes]

i love this guy

[skatesftw]

hahh

[theflanman420420]

canadians are so nice compared to americans. If that was New York he would have got punched lol