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  • its my couch now bitch!!

  • hey max dylan can suck all types of balls but it wont affend him because hyes a fag

  • You are thirteen. Watch your mouth, kid.

  • It's my couch now b*tch! Lmao:) I will never forget that:) awesome vid

  • Watching these after so many years is so blumin funny!!!

  • at 2:13 i cud not help but literally lol

  • I fucking love you Max, I shall bare your sarcastic ass children

  • max's couch max's couch oh max's couch yh!

  • thumbs up if u clicked the like button

  • @2011jatt

    I gave you a thumbs down. I hope you got hurt by it. I hope i hurt your fragile ego.

  • i just luv it....

  • I love it! Imust of watched it about 1000000 times!

  • i ceapt on reapeating at yes slap yessap yes slap so funny

  • shouldnt max be living there? hes the biggest fag in this show.

  • pls do a WTF about fred he is soo fucking annoying!!!

  • @khif13 yeah fuck fred ...

  • @Acdeportivo2 who would? LOL

  • holy shitt i cant stop watchiing the wtf vids make more !! !! >:o

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  • thanks guy you relly saved by bitch salp that retared gay fucked up fag and you should have killed him it's legal

  • LOL: "Fag. Ohhh stooopp!"

  • keep clicking 3:00 lol

  • 5 stars man

  • XD fucking halerios haha "house of gay wads" OH SHIT LMAO

  • if that was the house of gaywads, fred would be on the first floor..

  • fag o stop it lol o and i was blah

  • 3:02 best part

  • you would think he would do fred instead of dylans couch. :P

  • @DMMinthehouse i dont think fred was that famous 3 years ago

  • LOL nice ending

  • your both dumbshit fags now stop fighting

  • please stop fighting

  • -Max kicks the door open- -as he passes a guy- Max: fag guy: oh stop -skipping all the floors, we arrive at dylan's room- -theres a knock at the door- Dylan: gee whilecurs, who could that be? -he opens the door and max walks in and glares at him- Dylan: yes? -max smacks him- Max: it's my couch now bitch!
  • @Cellieza and what was the point of writing that?

  • @ForbiddenWarrior1 because, i fucking can

  • @Cellieza if we just fucking saw it we dont want to read your comment....no life

  • @ForbiddenWarrior1 u know what, shut up and go to hell u stupid little kid i can retype whatever i fucking want to, u cant tell me what to do

  • @Cellieza you call me a little kid but your the 17 year old with sonic and dragon ball z all over your channel, grow up bitch

  • @ForbiddenWarrior1 u know what, stfu and go bother someone else

  • @Cellieza  yeah cause you know i'm right.

  • @ForbiddenWarrior1 nope cuz i know u are dumb

  • @Cellieza oh great comeback now stop sending me shit

  • @Cellieza will you 2 shut the fuck UP. your both acting like dumbshits but you more cause forbidden has better grammar and if we want to see that part we'll watch the video so plz do us a favor and STFU.

  • @Cellieza o.o lol its ok u dont have ta type et i can watch it it just kinda spoils it when people read the comment section then watch the video i mean you can stop em since they already read what you wrote

  • words of wisdom:IT'S MY COUCH NOW BITCH!

  • Dave Chappel : "FUCK YO COUCH , DYLAN , FUCK YO COUCH !"

  • cool

  • dude you should continue doing these series...

  • "fag" "oh stop" lol

  • AND I WAS LIKE AND I WAS LIKE AND I WAS LIKE i know its fucking annoying

  • my couch now BITCH! lol

  • someone needs to really do that.

  • Is that kid auditioning to be a striptease model?

  • 2:12 lol "fag"

  • that kid dylan is a fag

  • no shit

  • this is my fave 1 :D

  • you show him

  • This kid called "pippin" is stealing your vidoes and re-uploading them.

  • its my couch now bitch rate up XD

  • lol u are a comedy wiz keep it up

  • All your vids are good homie keep it up but this one its just to funny when i need to laugh i think of this vid and it cracks me up hey but at 1:10 it looks like if he was sucking his teachers dick and playing with his balls lol so i was like uuuggghhhh when i saw that but laughing my ass off props and also fuck those fags on that apartment burn in hell faggs

  • You are right. He does look like he's sucking a dick. XD Thanks for pointing that out; it made me laugh!

  • cause he quite the guy

  • funny*

  • although i love dylan's couch this is way too funn! its my couch now bitch!

  • why did you stop with the episodes

  • @miismael3 he got a new channel called Zushen2

  • hahhaha amaazing

  • if u listen closely to the song, the first two lines are:

    Dylan talks about things

    but nobody cares

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Gold

  • G'DUH!!!!

  • "This video is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to hurt anyone." Read the Disclaimer dumbass. Also, Freedom of Speech means you can say whatever the fuck you feel like without any consequence. So go cry a damn river.

    PS;

    Nice Grammar. -.-

  • 0:26 lmao

  • and then i was like...SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • 1017 woohoo

  • and i was like a duh

  • It really exist!but watch at the comments of dylans cough,everyone hates him :p

  • i kno its just a joke but FUCK OFF!!!

  • i lol'd at "gee willikers who could that be ... yes?" *SMACK!*

  • i was like ah duh lol

  • T-R-U-E

  • u coment people are fags

  • It's MY couch NOW BITCH

  • 1007 whoope

  • 1006th coment! lol thaat was so true

    !

  • 1005 th. By the way very cool video. but i think that people are more interested in numering their comments. lol

  • whos fred?

  • It all depends on which one you find more annoying, "hey welcome back to Dylan's couch", or "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!11" I personally find Fred more annoying, but both are anyways.

  • agreed

  • Yeah, i think you should do one about that faggot looking kid fred, that little shit is sooo annoying.

  • yup he should rant on fred

  • Although that's true, I think that he might be too easy of a target

  • it's my couch now bitch! ha! classic

  • @truesuccessorofL you said it right brother

  • you rule

  • i don't know how dylan still has viewrs. he's so retarded

  • and then i wuz like EHHH DUHHHH

  • dylans as stupid as fred, man, they are both douchebags

  • you are an animation genius

  • Bitch slap!!!!!

  • he's like fred, but without the fastpased editing

  • don't forget aboutt acting like a complete idiot. still, dylan is better than FRED. F'N HANDS DOWN.

  • they both suck

  • Yeah, but Dylan's Couch is STILL better than FRED.

  • FAG ohh stop lol

  • dylan have problems...

  • ROFLMAO! Dude this video rocks.

  • 1:21 is what i did.....except earlier!

    lmao

  • lol great!

  • dylan is a fag, you are funny as hell

  • You are hilarious dude.

  • house of gay wads .HAHAHAHA

  • my couch now bicth! lol

  • IT MY COUCH NOW BITCH!?!?

    epic...

  • Dylan is gay

  • i like this video lol

  • hmmm... i think that "Dylan" (if that is his real name) is overly happy with his couch he got for his birthday =P

  • 3:00 - 3:05 epic

  • dylans voice is horrible.. makes me nightmares "Dee dii iDÖÖÖÖÖ Den i was like döööööööööö then i was like ddrördärd then i was like RETAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! " oh god..

  • LOL !

  • "house of gay wads"

    xD

  • I'll never get tired of this video.

  • Why wasn't this video rated FIVE stars? idiots lol

  • max brings his own brand of justis to the table "gee willikers, who could that be?"

    "yes?"

    *slap!!!!*

    "s'my couch now, bitch!"

  • Haha! Dylan's Couch sucks! It doesn't compare to my show, The Jenny Show! Max is always classic at these things!

  • Beat that little bitch up!

  • its a boy ROFL

    xD

    your comment is pure awesome

  • ther is no way to find out if he a boy, maybe he's not....^0^

  • Oh its a boy. Didn't really notice! XD

  • what a BS^^

    but funny

  • this show is cool, how can you hate this the man speaks the truth.

  • Ha ha Hit him agin

  • love it love it love it

    i know i have to post a comment on every vid and that may get on your nerves but who gives a crap

    theyre cool

  • Ahhh. Eric, Eric, Eric... You are amazing and think nothing of what the haters say. They're just being annoying, it seems to be their life. Lol. Love to you!

  • hes pretty cool (max ericson not dylan)

  • Dylan sux and his couch sux too

  • xD ITS MY COUCH NOW BITCH

  • lol that was funny

  • Lmfao 1:53 gduhh

  • i love god you got me LOL

  • lol My couch now bitch

  • XD!!!

  • DYLAN CAN MY NUTS!!!!

  • I MEANT TO PUT DYLAN CAN SUCK MY NUTS!!!

  • no, Dylan canned your nuts makes more sense

  • Nice vicman54 but I'm sure that if you try hard enough you could actually come up with something about the video itself to insult other than 5 seconds of it you retard

    oh and thanks for informing everyone what textual sarcasm was you asshole

  • another hater from the house of gay wads

  • Wow! Consecutive swearing and being so bad ass as to make an animation of you slapping Dillon out of his couch and saying, "My couch now, bitch!" Wow that's just comedy gold!

    For the people who do not understand textual sarcasm, that was it.

  • Well everyone has their own opionion this guys is prolly the best one XD *slapped bitch* XD My couch! XD

  • no U!

  • FUCK DYLAN!

  • "fag" "oh sthop" lol ~slap~ "its my couch now bitch" fuckin lmao max is well funny

  • lol

  • haha, man dylans couch is possibley the worst and undeserved partnership i have ever seen, i think they should take dylans couches partership and give it to zushen.

    say: RANT if you agree.

  • You should've made a rant about fred. He too needs a good pimp slap square in the face.

  • my couch now bitch

  • zushen ur awesome!!!! keep up the good work

  • "gonna click-click-click all over the site" :DD

  • "It's my couch now bitch!" lol

  • Ahahahaha the Dylan's Couch theme song is stuck in my head after watching this. Fantastic video. A slap well earnt!

  • yeah slap that shit bitch!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol at the end

  • lol

  • Fred = talentless piece of shit

    Dylan's Couch = even more talentless piece of shit

    Every single dick weed, retarded, mongoloyd asshole who puts up shit like that = deserves the death penalty in Texas!

    Thank you for ranting about these dipshits who are looking for attenion because their mommys and daddys didnt pay them enough attention or they got attention, but not in the good way. ¬_¬. Gad, I hate those fucking idiots!!!

    Again, thank you.

  • P0w3D

  • 0:50 I gave Dylan's couch that same look

  • lol 2:11