-Max kicks the door open- -as he passes a guy- Max: fag guy: oh stop -skipping all the floors, we arrive at dylan's room- -theres a knock at the door- Dylan: gee whilecurs, who could that be? -he opens the door and max walks in and glares at him- Dylan: yes? -max smacks him- Max: it's my couch now bitch!
@Cellieza will you 2 shut the fuck UP. your both acting like dumbshits but you more cause forbidden has better grammar and if we want to see that part we'll watch the video so plz do us a favor and STFU.
@Cellieza o.o lol its ok u dont have ta type et i can watch it it just kinda spoils it when people read the comment section then watch the video i mean you can stop em since they already read what you wrote
Ya I totally agree but he is just a little. Did you actually spent one episode time just to rip on a kid? This is the only episode I don't like as much as the others.
And Yes I know many people will rate my comment -1 and insult me over and over.
All your vids are good homie keep it up but this one its just to funny when i need to laugh i think of this vid and it cracks me up hey but at 1:10 it looks like if he was sucking his teachers dick and playing with his balls lol so i was like uuuggghhhh when i saw that but laughing my ass off props and also fuck those fags on that apartment burn in hell faggs
"This video is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to hurt anyone." Read the Disclaimer dumbass. Also, Freedom of Speech means you can say whatever the fuck you feel like without any consequence. So go cry a damn river.
It all depends on which one you find more annoying, "hey welcome back to Dylan's couch", or "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!11" I personally find Fred more annoying, but both are anyways.
dylans voice is horrible.. makes me nightmares "Dee dii iDÖÖÖÖÖ Den i was like döööööööööö then i was like ddrördärd then i was like RETAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! " oh god..
Ahhh. Eric, Eric, Eric... You are amazing and think nothing of what the haters say. They're just being annoying, it seems to be their life. Lol. Love to you!
Nice vicman54 but I'm sure that if you try hard enough you could actually come up with something about the video itself to insult other than 5 seconds of it you retard
oh and thanks for informing everyone what textual sarcasm was you asshole
Wow! Consecutive swearing and being so bad ass as to make an animation of you slapping Dillon out of his couch and saying, "My couch now, bitch!" Wow that's just comedy gold!
For the people who do not understand textual sarcasm, that was it.
haha, man dylans couch is possibley the worst and undeserved partnership i have ever seen, i think they should take dylans couches partership and give it to zushen.
Dylan's Couch = even more talentless piece of shit
Every single dick weed, retarded, mongoloyd asshole who puts up shit like that = deserves the death penalty in Texas!
Thank you for ranting about these dipshits who are looking for attenion because their mommys and daddys didnt pay them enough attention or they got attention, but not in the good way. ¬_¬. Gad, I hate those fucking idiots!!!
its my couch now bitch!!
bvb1asking 2 days ago
hey max dylan can suck all types of balls but it wont affend him because hyes a fag
thecoolfication 2 weeks ago
You are thirteen. Watch your mouth, kid.
FallSakanade 2 weeks ago
It's my couch now b*tch! Lmao:) I will never forget that:) awesome vid
4evadinos 1 month ago
Watching these after so many years is so blumin funny!!!
QullVideo 3 months ago
at 2:13 i cud not help but literally lol
EmoURYU 3 months ago
I fucking love you Max, I shall bare your sarcastic ass children
PrankLocalCalls 6 months ago 2
max's couch max's couch oh max's couch yh!
cplovergf 9 months ago
thumbs up if u clicked the like button
2011jatt 10 months ago
@2011jatt
I gave you a thumbs down. I hope you got hurt by it. I hope i hurt your fragile ego.
AlexRmetroid 10 months ago
i just luv it....
lollzylolette 11 months ago
I love it! Imust of watched it about 1000000 times!
lollzylolette 1 year ago
i ceapt on reapeating at yes slap yessap yes slap so funny
Comedyclan13 1 year ago
shouldnt max be living there? hes the biggest fag in this show.
IMZEECATMAN 1 year ago
pls do a WTF about fred he is soo fucking annoying!!!
khif13 1 year ago
@khif13 yeah fuck fred ...
Acdeportivo2 1 year ago
@Acdeportivo2 who would? LOL
khif13 1 year ago
holy shitt i cant stop watchiing the wtf vids make more !! !! >:o
iamaninjacorn123 1 year ago
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iratemusicplayer 1 year ago
thanks guy you relly saved by bitch salp that retared gay fucked up fag and you should have killed him it's legal
iratemusicplayer 1 year ago
LOL: "Fag. Ohhh stooopp!"
vixtorx390 1 year ago
keep clicking 3:00 lol
MrLucasa007 1 year ago
5 stars man
MrFATRAT22 1 year ago
XD fucking halerios haha "house of gay wads" OH SHIT LMAO
BuesoFreeStyle 1 year ago
if that was the house of gaywads, fred would be on the first floor..
WineK0ne 1 year ago
fag o stop it lol o and i was blah
warlordninja100 1 year ago
3:02 best part
thehardstylegen 1 year ago
you would think he would do fred instead of dylans couch. :P
DMMinthehouse 1 year ago
@DMMinthehouse i dont think fred was that famous 3 years ago
Opisthotonos 1 year ago
LOL nice ending
warlordninja100 1 year ago
your both dumbshit fags now stop fighting
known114 1 year ago
please stop fighting
leothelion19 1 year ago
Cellieza 1 year ago
@Cellieza and what was the point of writing that?
ForbiddenWarrior1 1 year ago
@ForbiddenWarrior1 because, i fucking can
Cellieza 1 year ago
@Cellieza if we just fucking saw it we dont want to read your comment....no life
ForbiddenWarrior1 1 year ago
@ForbiddenWarrior1 u know what, shut up and go to hell u stupid little kid i can retype whatever i fucking want to, u cant tell me what to do
Cellieza 1 year ago
@Cellieza you call me a little kid but your the 17 year old with sonic and dragon ball z all over your channel, grow up bitch
ForbiddenWarrior1 1 year ago
@ForbiddenWarrior1 u know what, stfu and go bother someone else
Cellieza 1 year ago
@Cellieza yeah cause you know i'm right.
ForbiddenWarrior1 1 year ago
@ForbiddenWarrior1 nope cuz i know u are dumb
Cellieza 1 year ago
@Cellieza oh great comeback now stop sending me shit
ForbiddenWarrior1 1 year ago
@Cellieza will you 2 shut the fuck UP. your both acting like dumbshits but you more cause forbidden has better grammar and if we want to see that part we'll watch the video so plz do us a favor and STFU.
spongewut 1 year ago
@Cellieza o.o lol its ok u dont have ta type et i can watch it it just kinda spoils it when people read the comment section then watch the video i mean you can stop em since they already read what you wrote
XOSiren18XO 1 year ago
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IT'S MY COUCH NOW BITCH!! hahaha
SuperArk1 1 year ago
words of wisdom:IT'S MY COUCH NOW BITCH!
gorance2000 1 year ago
Dave Chappel : "FUCK YO COUCH , DYLAN , FUCK YO COUCH !"
fullmoonfan13 1 year ago 2
cool
914217241ricardo 1 year ago
dude you should continue doing these series...
brunobb1 1 year ago
"fag" "oh stop" lol
Nalloy629 1 year ago
AND I WAS LIKE AND I WAS LIKE AND I WAS LIKE i know its fucking annoying
imred3345l 1 year ago
my couch now BITCH! lol
imred3345l 1 year ago
someone needs to really do that.
cornercosta 1 year ago
Is that kid auditioning to be a striptease model?
WineK0ne 1 year ago
2:12 lol "fag"
DarkProject 1 year ago
that kid dylan is a fag
pl00xowner 1 year ago 7
no shit
kayyfunk 1 year ago
this is my fave 1 :D
xxalexmonxx 2 years ago
you show him
wtfchris17992 2 years ago
This kid called "pippin" is stealing your vidoes and re-uploading them.
Marine112672 2 years ago
its my couch now bitch rate up XD
emilko62 2 years ago
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Ya I totally agree but he is just a little. Did you actually spent one episode time just to rip on a kid? This is the only episode I don't like as much as the others.
And Yes I know many people will rate my comment -1 and insult me over and over.
Kossrifle 2 years ago
lol u are a comedy wiz keep it up
beastman9382 2 years ago 2
All your vids are good homie keep it up but this one its just to funny when i need to laugh i think of this vid and it cracks me up hey but at 1:10 it looks like if he was sucking his teachers dick and playing with his balls lol so i was like uuuggghhhh when i saw that but laughing my ass off props and also fuck those fags on that apartment burn in hell faggs
FirmeHomieComedy 2 years ago 2
You are right. He does look like he's sucking a dick. XD Thanks for pointing that out; it made me laugh!
ShadowALPHA14 2 years ago
cause he quite the guy
XOSiren18XO 2 years ago
funny*
fartypants77 2 years ago
although i love dylan's couch this is way too funn! its my couch now bitch!
fartypants77 2 years ago
why did you stop with the episodes
miismael3 2 years ago 38
@miismael3 he got a new channel called Zushen2
joeymanny1 1 year ago
hahhaha amaazing
snatalie22 2 years ago
if u listen closely to the song, the first two lines are:
Dylan talks about things
but nobody cares
gogiants123 2 years ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Gold
Hellotherebordois 2 years ago
G'DUH!!!!
Malphas87 2 years ago
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seriusly stop picking on this kid, its not rite at all. its rude and mean
creedreader 2 years ago
"This video is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to hurt anyone." Read the Disclaimer dumbass. Also, Freedom of Speech means you can say whatever the fuck you feel like without any consequence. So go cry a damn river.
PS;
Nice Grammar. -.-
theflamingwizard 2 years ago 2
0:26 lmao
digipoke8 2 years ago
and then i was like...SHUT THE FUCK UP
kamalaliff12 2 years ago 3
1017 woohoo
Nmason78 2 years ago
and i was like a duh
scooterdude1945 2 years ago
It really exist!but watch at the comments of dylans cough,everyone hates him :p
gregory101010 2 years ago
i kno its just a joke but FUCK OFF!!!
M43G101 2 years ago
i lol'd at "gee willikers who could that be ... yes?" *SMACK!*
FakeSickProductions 2 years ago
i was like ah duh lol
Skullfirekills7 2 years ago
T-R-U-E
123ignas321 2 years ago
u coment people are fags
griffin7564 2 years ago
It's MY couch NOW BITCH
TyGamer0426 2 years ago
1007 whoope
DarkBlyth 2 years ago
1006th coment! lol thaat was so true
!
TheIcyrunegirl9 2 years ago
1005 th. By the way very cool video. but i think that people are more interested in numering their comments. lol
Xula1313 2 years ago
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1004th comment lol
SmexyAsianGirls 2 years ago
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1003rd comment! wait why's this exciting
jamesmocha1 2 years ago
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yay 1002th comment lol
digipoke8 2 years ago
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lol so funny 1001TH COMMENT
marioandluigimaster 2 years ago
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1000th Comment
Wooho
digitalxn3 2 years ago
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999th comment!
digitalxn3 2 years ago
whos fred?
minou2002 2 years ago
It all depends on which one you find more annoying, "hey welcome back to Dylan's couch", or "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!11" I personally find Fred more annoying, but both are anyways.
MunchieToons 2 years ago
agreed
gomilev 2 years ago
Yeah, i think you should do one about that faggot looking kid fred, that little shit is sooo annoying.
JUARITOSWAY 2 years ago
yup he should rant on fred
gomilev 2 years ago
Although that's true, I think that he might be too easy of a target
GigaNewb 2 years ago
it's my couch now bitch! ha! classic
truesuccessorofL 2 years ago 39
@truesuccessorofL you said it right brother
iratemusicplayer 1 year ago
you rule
serialkilla94 2 years ago 2
i don't know how dylan still has viewrs. he's so retarded
gomilev 2 years ago
and then i wuz like EHHH DUHHHH
omfgsVIDEO 2 years ago 3
dylans as stupid as fred, man, they are both douchebags
PokeMeorDie 2 years ago
you are an animation genius
serialkilla94 2 years ago
Bitch slap!!!!!
zander9191 2 years ago
he's like fred, but without the fastpased editing
toki243 2 years ago
don't forget aboutt acting like a complete idiot. still, dylan is better than FRED. F'N HANDS DOWN.
IntMoronPatrol 2 years ago
they both suck
serialkilla94 2 years ago
Yeah, but Dylan's Couch is STILL better than FRED.
IntMoronPatrol 2 years ago 2
FAG ohh stop lol
toiletproductionsRA 2 years ago
dylan have problems...
r3ini 2 years ago
ROFLMAO! Dude this video rocks.
EstebanV1995 2 years ago
1:21 is what i did.....except earlier!
lmao
jonathan0012345 2 years ago
lol great!
minisight2000 2 years ago
dylan is a fag, you are funny as hell
serialkilla94 2 years ago 2
You are hilarious dude.
DemarchyTheory 2 years ago
house of gay wads .HAHAHAHA
GriffinnLee 2 years ago 2
my couch now bicth! lol
jasonchen69 2 years ago
IT MY COUCH NOW BITCH!?!?
epic...
Blood6977 2 years ago
Dylan is gay
deadlythirst7 2 years ago 3
i like this video lol
leeon119 2 years ago 2
hmmm... i think that "Dylan" (if that is his real name) is overly happy with his couch he got for his birthday =P
Tials 2 years ago
3:00 - 3:05 epic
GazzaMunro 2 years ago 2
dylans voice is horrible.. makes me nightmares "Dee dii iDÖÖÖÖÖ Den i was like döööööööööö then i was like ddrördärd then i was like RETAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! " oh god..
Sotakovi 2 years ago 2
LOL !
teenvideogamenerd 2 years ago
"house of gay wads"
xD
benjamillion 2 years ago 5
I'll never get tired of this video.
vulpix 2 years ago 7
Why wasn't this video rated FIVE stars? idiots lol
252Dazz252 2 years ago 3
max brings his own brand of justis to the table "gee willikers, who could that be?"
"yes?"
*slap!!!!*
"s'my couch now, bitch!"
Dayen98 2 years ago
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"It's my couch now bitch.""Fag.""Oh,stop it."XD But,"House of Gay Wads?"You can do better than that!
dragoonraptor 2 years ago
Haha! Dylan's Couch sucks! It doesn't compare to my show, The Jenny Show! Max is always classic at these things!
Nmason78 2 years ago
Beat that little bitch up!
lenn0671 3 years ago
its a boy ROFL
xD
your comment is pure awesome
olegros 2 years ago
ther is no way to find out if he a boy, maybe he's not....^0^
7RaPeKiNg7 2 years ago
Oh its a boy. Didn't really notice! XD
lenn0671 2 years ago
what a BS^^
but funny
phil19011989 3 years ago
this show is cool, how can you hate this the man speaks the truth.
allan5112 3 years ago 4
Ha ha Hit him agin
Kjedi414 3 years ago 9
love it love it love it
i know i have to post a comment on every vid and that may get on your nerves but who gives a crap
theyre cool
marecia13 3 years ago
Ahhh. Eric, Eric, Eric... You are amazing and think nothing of what the haters say. They're just being annoying, it seems to be their life. Lol. Love to you!
haleytshaw 3 years ago
hes pretty cool (max ericson not dylan)
incubus2357 3 years ago 3
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no homo
7RaPeKiNg7 3 years ago
Dylan sux and his couch sux too
Vengencefulleye 2 years ago 13
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Dylan ain't the same annoying kid he was. He's been through voice pueberty and has shorter hair.
AJX1495 3 years ago
xD ITS MY COUCH NOW BITCH
davepwnzmore 3 years ago 8
lol that was funny
thedarkestofmydesire 3 years ago
Lmfao 1:53 gduhh
Unknowned123456 3 years ago 3
i love god you got me LOL
cass273 3 years ago
lol My couch now bitch
MADKing6644 3 years ago
XD!!!
L1L3ric 3 years ago
DYLAN CAN MY NUTS!!!!
xXxKrusadexXx 3 years ago
I MEANT TO PUT DYLAN CAN SUCK MY NUTS!!!
xXxKrusadexXx 3 years ago 2
no, Dylan canned your nuts makes more sense
jakixs 3 years ago 5
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FUCK U FAGGOT
xXxKrusadexXx 3 years ago
Nice vicman54 but I'm sure that if you try hard enough you could actually come up with something about the video itself to insult other than 5 seconds of it you retard
oh and thanks for informing everyone what textual sarcasm was you asshole
zombiejesuz 3 years ago
another hater from the house of gay wads
Unknowned123456 3 years ago
Wow! Consecutive swearing and being so bad ass as to make an animation of you slapping Dillon out of his couch and saying, "My couch now, bitch!" Wow that's just comedy gold!
For the people who do not understand textual sarcasm, that was it.
vicman54 3 years ago
Well everyone has their own opionion this guys is prolly the best one XD *slapped bitch* XD My couch! XD
LuizProwerFan89 3 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
leave Dylan alone
wangatang
JamesTheEntertainer 3 years ago
no U!
halolegodude 3 years ago
FUCK DYLAN!
252Dazz252 3 years ago 5
"fag" "oh sthop" lol ~slap~ "its my couch now bitch" fuckin lmao max is well funny
andrewsandjonsey 3 years ago 4
lol
bknygurl 3 years ago
haha, man dylans couch is possibley the worst and undeserved partnership i have ever seen, i think they should take dylans couches partership and give it to zushen.
say: RANT if you agree.
nolifeinvolved 3 years ago
You should've made a rant about fred. He too needs a good pimp slap square in the face.
ryubaks 3 years ago
my couch now bitch
youngjoc12007 3 years ago 2
zushen ur awesome!!!! keep up the good work
killswtchfan 3 years ago
"gonna click-click-click all over the site" :DD
Spessalo 3 years ago
"It's my couch now bitch!" lol
mediarulestheworld 3 years ago 5
Ahahahaha the Dylan's Couch theme song is stuck in my head after watching this. Fantastic video. A slap well earnt!
mavalasko 3 years ago
yeah slap that shit bitch!!!!!!!!!!
Smokesumphor20 3 years ago
lol at the end
OWNED3000 3 years ago
lol
xosassymoonox 3 years ago
Fred = talentless piece of shit
Dylan's Couch = even more talentless piece of shit
Every single dick weed, retarded, mongoloyd asshole who puts up shit like that = deserves the death penalty in Texas!
Thank you for ranting about these dipshits who are looking for attenion because their mommys and daddys didnt pay them enough attention or they got attention, but not in the good way. ¬_¬. Gad, I hate those fucking idiots!!!
Again, thank you.
bridthescrewup 3 years ago 4
P0w3D
eagle770 3 years ago
0:50 I gave Dylan's couch that same look
soccer887562 3 years ago
lol 2:11
XHalo3machinimaX 3 years ago