BioShock - Momma

[N3xtk1ll]

dudes rapture exists enter this cordenates in google earth "63º 2' N , 29º 55 W"

[cabluey1110]

Stupid, selfish, betraying, irish, lying BASTARD ATLAS!!!

[Blazimun1]

@cabluey1110 Atlas isn't even Irish. He's American. Even after finding out the truth, you still think he's Irish?

[YourImaginaryFriend3]

@Blazimun1 No, I'm pretty sure Atlas is irish, and originally they were going to have Fontaine's voice actor to do an irish accent, but got someone completely different to make the twist more....well twisty. Though he does break 'character' with American colloquisms.

[Blazimun1]

@YourImaginaryFriend3 I meant the character, who he was insulting. The voice actor has nothing to do with it, in my opinion.

[YourImaginaryFriend3]

@Blazimun1 and I'm still pretty sure the writers intended for Atlas to be Irish, I'll go hunt for the source material on the Bioshock wiki.

[Blazimun1]

@YourImaginaryFriend3 Atlas was Fontaine, right? That makes him American. The voice actor might have been Irish.

[YourImaginaryFriend3]

@Blazimun1 Ah yes, but technically Fontaine was playing a character, and that character was meant to be Irish.

[ShadowTiger979]

Crazy Bitch Gone WILD

[zombykillerful]

SHE KILLED THAT BABY

[oSNiiP3Ro]

2:07 bunnneh man

[kenblast0909]

the was watching over a gun talkin like that!?!?!

[msbrandi2u]

when i plated it the first time i was like wtf



[lordroticiv]

I'm having troble with my bioshock torrent downloaded computer one. Everytime I hit Langford's office I can't get in the safe to get the stuff I need. I tried getting a system update for Bioshock but it doesn't work, I don't know what do to, somebody help me

[Bdawg71692]

@lordroticiv try going into the program files and then messing around in there. move some files to your desktop. restart your computer and buy the game =]

[alipdf]

@lordroticiv

BUY THE GAME! This is one of the only games i bought after torrenting.

[lordroticiv]

@alipdf can't buy the game. My bro gave it to his girlfriend and he doesn't want to get it back. So I'm pretty much still looking for a torrent

[alipdf]

@lordroticiv

IF your bro already bought it then its enough, you supported them,.

[narutouzimaki934]

lady u have problems sooo yea......* kills *

[angelababy96]

its ok, shes just mad because the father didnt pay the child support

[ganonlink]

wtf her shadow has a dick

[angelababy96]

@ganonlink that made me laugh histarically but its her hand dumbass! hahahaha

[ddkeith329]

My baby looks better :3

[abbadeen]

i shocked all the people in the yard, and they are all like, blargleblargleblargleblarg

[tokayhigh13]

hahahahah lol

[Fatripper01]

Man she must have had a gun up her ass. Anal gun birth. What if in bioshock you could fuck splicers. and make little sisters!

[gruulam]

i really like there are inteligent comments

[dragzo]

what a good mother she traded her child for a gun who wouldn't do thad

[yourfacemeetsmyfist]

i loled

[Bunbun5789]

The first time I saw this I thought it was his family I though:Wow that was fast. And slowly walked up to them and then she turned around and I just immediantly whacked the crap out of her

[TheMantisTycoon]

Splicers are Witchs of Bioshock

[bandidapr]

POOR CHARLIE! XD

[Almafear]

it's totally normal, my son is the machine gun ^^

[rulewarrior]

@Almafear my dauhgter is the rocket launcher

;D

[thedelgardo]

Can momma get a hug? *BAM*

[Foxyangel68]

Very Creepy O.O HOLY SHIT!

[ThePredalien1]

lolz

[Szayel80]

shoulda used her "baby" to shoot her again after wards...

[rulewarrior]

@Szayel80 can't then she use it

[hyourinmaru86]

this video raises the question: who THE HELL did she sleep with?!!!

[The123musiclover]

i think the real question is, how hard do you have to hit a person over the head to get them to think their baby's a gun and not split their head open?

[rulewarrior]

@hyourinmaru86 the machine gun

[xVAMPIRE1017x]

thats my pistol my pistol it was born from a revolver! U MEANIE!! UR USING HIM FOR A WEAPON!!!!

[TheCrayonMan529]

@xVAMPIRE1017x Your one of those people who think they are funny, but you embarrassing yourself trying.

[xVAMPIRE1017x]

shut up im not trying to be funny im just talking now go ahead an go fuck ur momma

[TheCrayonMan529]

@xVAMPIRE1017x no, I know you were trying to be funny, and you know you were trying to be funny so...

[zmbielust]

bad

[communistrecords]

He's a baby snatcher.

[LadyEliza666]

0:14 splicer knocking on door :]

[leandaa]

shes a SHEMALE maaan! :D:D

[1firemoon]

when u look at the shadow it looks like the mommie

has a TAIL! LOOK CLOSELY

[bullet9081]

its not a tail its a boner

[sniperhyper76]

Chaaalie! Where You Gone ? CHAAALIE

[Algidcomedy]

chaalie whea u gone? CHAALIE

[InstantPhenomenal]

Its like taking bullet clips from a baby :)

[Davon2k09]

2:15 look into the whole in the wall you can see a little sister peeping

[InstantPhenomenal]

I officially give you the nickname "Eagle Eyes" :)

[Davon2k09]

i see better than eagles

[ibanezmetalman]

is this near the end i dont remember this

[pamonicutt11]

thats the very beginning

[cyclos12]

Chaaaaliee!

[popothecatathome]

you cried over a video game?

[Kiyastand]

i did....it was the saddest moment i ever had in my dark lonely life.........[cries]

[kamilmaciejak]

i remeber that this is most wierd moment when i see in bioshock

[chricky119]

i cryed when his family died

[moshkidejc]

Looks just like his mother!!

[warlerker]

Yeah a few fucking bullet's to the face.... LOL XD!!!!!!!!!!

[moshkidejc]

@warlerker Oh ay XD

[helper769]

it was like

splicer:ututututut

gun:@.@

splicer:wait this is happening b4

gun:dats it *shoots*BOOM HEADSHOT

jack:picks up gun

gun:hey my dada is better then my moma

XD

[MrNoname1994]

charlie

charlie were you gone?

noooooo charlie!!!

XD

[TheRedwolf11]

@MrNoname1994 Actually she never said No!She went Uuuuugh CHARLIE!!!Because she thought he ran off

[MrNoname1994]

@TheRedwolf11  oh. still. it was funny.

=]

[zeroandi4ever]

2:23 roflmfao!listen to his cries of pain!they sound like hes an emo laughing bitch on crack!

[haloguy510]

if she tried tryed brestfeeding that gun shed need steinmens surgery well she was for from roses any way

[Jacksoni69]

The first time i played this, I was like "hey whazzap" to the lady, i was standing next to her like 10 secs and then she went BAHAOHEIHQO)!¤"#I%)!"#¤ and i shat brixxx :DD

[Abomination421]

LOL

[MattRooney06]

ok that made me laugh

[mudpup101]

@Jacksoni69 ROFL

[SEHAR527971]

@Jacksoni69 i know i was listening to her and in the damb stoller there was a gun

[GmOisme96]

@Jacksoni69 Same here :D

[ImpactAlchemist]

Never tickle that baby,youll get a bullet to the head

[kunjal12]

best child ever

[bikster]

Sarah Palin?

[DevilDog016]

too cute.

[silverbot1]

lol

[ParanoidToaster]

I know he's a bad guy but... Atlas has such a hot voice... :D

Just imagine him with a rapist's face and it just gets funny. :P

[DreamPuff12]

1:22 is that a baby chicken without a head?

[8DXD8D]

no, it's a gun

[DreamPuff12]

you really can't see that o_0 a gun Lol

[sowzup]

no its a gun

[ultragamer97]

THEY DELAIED BIOSHOCK 2  11-3-2010

[gforce0428]

what a cute gun

[Denrom2]

i was like WTF when you hit her thinking she was normal but there i realised she was a bit odd XD

[NazhitsREALLYHARD]

AWESOME gameplay... I love it. Can't wait t play it. Bioshock 2 has been slated for a Nov 3rd 2009 release on PC, Xbox360 and PS3.

[sparta1107]

0:18 i tried to shock that guy with the electo bolt but no thing happend.

[Sporeness]

Save me family!

[gentleman92596]

0:43 drug addict moment... a sad one to.

:(

[ApocalypticSniper]

What??

[Bobstyle333]

thats a big ass pistol...its as big as a baby lol

[HUDSON2CBLOWS]

i wish i could have a kid like that

[lurtz101]

geez why does every one kill her when she says no! then i dont know waht she says after that!

>:(

[FTMboiAJ]

she notices you then tries to kill you

[mrbingbong29]

she shouts baby and me

[nyuurocks]

When I first saw her,I got sad.But as soon as I saw the revolver,I laughed a little.BTW does that shrine have anything to do with her?

[Darkdershadow]

no that shrine is for Fontaine who got ''killed'' in robbery.

[nyuurocks]

No,I read somewhere that it's a person who was long dead after the civil war.You can see his portrait in the Medical Pavilion

[Darkdershadow]

thats Fontaine at Medical Pavilion.. :I if u mean Picture at office

[nyuurocks]

No,not there.I think it's in the funeral parlor near the crying splicer.

[Darkdershadow]

hmm.. ill check it, im not sure but i think it was also Fontaine.

[Darkdershadow]

u were correct tho i dunno if hes war hero tough Winston No.. something rest of name was covered by flowers but im sure ones at Pavilion are Fontaine or that nut doctor.

[nyuurocks]

That's his name,Winston!

[mightyjunglist]

Sick and idiotick ...

[AodArmyOfDestructio]

ruined the video ! not scary nothing to show if u dnt walk up to her !!!! and find out what she does what was the point in killing her if i wanted to see people dying on bioshock ! i would of typed in game play wanner she that bicth ! jump at ya !best bit

[hevan92]

hahaha u didn't check her xD love it

[ageguyera21]

Hey I know the woman who voiced that splicer. (The one talking to the gun as if it were a baby). Her name is Shavonne Conroy. Look her up in the credits or the interwebs.

[skippyjack101]

i just saw her, looked, pulled my wrench out, and ran up to her while screaming and hit her in the head

[rokuzo1]

what a cute little gun ~mercs 2

[SuperFlamingWeasel]

That was mean. You didn't even check if she was sane. Just "HAY BITCH STFU ZAP SHWACK!!!"

HAHAHAHA

[onett128]

the fact she was talking to a gun is proof enough dont you think?

xD

[RedBloodWhiteWolf]

Too bad she was talking to a pistol. .__.

xD

[iPopcorn]

to have a gun child she must of had to fuck a gun, bringing literial meaning to

Son of a gun

[rodgeriguez]

oh snap

[iPopcorn]

lol

[pRopaaNS]

Lol, but then it`s impossible to have child just by that, unless she pull a trigger... x{}

[Scotty2HottyPwns]

hahahah!!! genious

[TheBeddu]

u got drunk man!

would u kindly rate this comment good :)

[Racer343robloxx]

Must obey(RATES COMMENT GOOD)

[joekilla88]

lol he comes up behind her and pwns her ass

[1UNSC1]

D_D------->Creepy Shit

[Inferno9978]

lol tha lady was dirt poor.

[Tochy1]

O.o creepy...

[kazz84313]

BULL SHIT, "ATLAS".

would you kindly???

[nanblood]

lol i only releise he kept sayin "would you kindly" when i was told

[FLAMEBOY97]

well,at least we now know she treats each gun,and bullet,like a child of her own.

[nightmaredork]

why do u hav so much hp and eve??

[jewboaca]

chalie?? CHARLIE WHERE YOU GOIN????

[wow4evr666]

this part of the game weirded me out along with the gardan stage.

[HusarPl]

wtf but in gun was a bullets

[itsharrisonyo]

"Noo noo nooo nooo AAAAH!"

lol

[Arnes111]

I would like to give Atlas a nice clean little punch in the face and then rip his balls out.

That guy is such a fucking liar.

Won't spoil no more, kk?

I don't like people that keep complaining about spoilahz.

[Meatshield108]

CHAR-LAYYYYY WHHEH YAAA GONNAA!

Cracks me up every time.

[DevilDomProductions]

love the way he just whacked that woman

PRICELESS!

[pest0711]

is that her penis at 1:03? lol it looks like it is

[ZombiePotatoSalad]

nope

it is a pipe she is holding.

although she has a damn revolver in the carriage, why doesnt she just use that? (i don't care if she thinks it is her baby or not) although that may lead her to go even crazier (example... *fires revolver and then looks at it with a puzzled look* "My baby went off" (I am quoting Radar from MASH when an officer's gun was stolen... "My bear went off")

[johm12]

it wouldnt be a "baby" anymore when it run;s out of it's bullet

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

It does look like a penis another freak of that Mad doctor!

[gypsydude832]

LOL I KNOW

[jagus12]

There are millions of spoilers here...

STOP FUCKING SPOILING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

[darkflame951]

you' re so stupid. this is not a spoiler. let me give you a real spoiler.

atlas is no one els than frank fontaine who is the big badass who you you have to kill at the end of the game. now THAT is a spoiler you dumbass

[jagus12]

I meant the people posting comments YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!

[johm12]

you just spoiled it for us?

[bioshockgril]

lol its a pistal!!! boooboo your poor baby!

[jcesar085]

atlas is a big liar!

[halopwner179]

lol

[ecwfan44]

i ment the guy u r has no shadow

[ecwfan44]

has anyone else noticed that the caricter has no shadow

[bioshockgril]

that IS ture...

[matchbox555]

damn i wish i had pixer shader 3.0

[mason569]

that was the same song in the beginning of the shawshank redemption........

[tam1001]

well, thinking it over, i suppose you COULD call a gun a 'baby'... it sounds pretty macho, though a bit weird.

[tow34511]

.....umm..........how far you?'cause um......

[tyuiox]

idk it wasnt me i was watchin a video when you save atlas's family and there in the sub and it blows up and hes like ahhhhh nooooooo!!

[Drummerking101]

Thanks for spoiling the story for everyone. Merry Christmas

[BlessedSpirit]

Tyu its not his family, you find out Atlas is a baddy and some gangster person. Then you kill him in the end using the device the little sisters use, you extract the adam from him.

[tyuiox]

ohhhhhhhhh then wtf were those ppl in the sub

[BlessedSpirit]

Theres no one in it, and if there is just random splicers

[Leg0real]

This game looks scary!:(

But the graphics are too real!

[goatface2]

hahahaha!! crazy bitch.

[cathalelliott]

no they were the masks because there asamed of wat they hav become

[gnomstah]

why so many rabbit masks please tell i want to KNOW PLEASE

[janmars]

Porcelain masks were used in CIA mind-control experiments during the 50's. Alice in Wonderland is also known for it's mind-control elements - in particular the "white rabbit".

So, in the real world rabbit porcelain masks can be used as part of the process of creating a mind-controlled victim.

[gnomstah]

coool i want one

[Megazerox336]

You're wrong. During the "good" days of rapture, the last day it was actually alive it was during new years eve, Everything went downhill and thats why they're still wearing those rabbit masks.

[zaggy1234567899]

its easy to know that she is a splicer that part only cacth the fools

[gamemask]

it like using a baby to kill people

[metaliclemon]

thats awesome. the first time i saw it i was like wtf? shes talking to a gun?

[AFlyingBiskit]

it looks like the electric and wrench combo is pretty popular, eh?

[UnrealSlayer92]

wtf?