Satan...

[JamieMadrox1210]

@adriandybfest It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out lol

[lucamonaco90]

The best fucking video on youtube ever

[JamieMadrox1210]

@Rihew And when was a ape some how magically turning in to man anymore realistic then god?

[adriandybfest]

@JamieMadrox1210 Nice. Someone paid attention in class.

[avaxtinedoors]

-blablablablablablablabla..

-..............SATAN.

wuahahaha what a character!

[mrcuddles100]

I'm pretty dark. Killed a swan today. Did a shit on it. Right on it.

[legoghost]

Satan !

[SaxonJames6666]

press 6 three times

[MovidaMetalVenezuela]

Jajajajajajjajajajajj!! Joder que podemos hacer es un tio con pocas palabras

[RavenJanette]

I want to make a "Shit Gaahl Says" video.

[TheAlethrash]

seitan jaja

[polterguy2]

I am the Antichrist, follw my Channel to see how I will Personally Demolish the Catholic Church with a SLEDGEHAMMER !! ALLAHU AKBAR !! JIHAD !!

[TheEpicmarian]

hahahaha awkard XD

[youpumpertube]

*sip* (children's blood)

[TheAlMightyPGTS]

hilarious

[zzFallens]

@xhymo You might have had a point there, if only the lyrics aren't really based off Satan.

[Nicknotify]

the wine drinkin at the end it´s just priceless

[wurstgitarre]

This is so incredibly funny

[xyhmo]

Lol. My guess: he doesn't really know what to say, but he's not one to go with something weak and wishy-washy like "well you know, that's a complicated question, one needs to consider..." (yada yada). So he thinks for a moment and comes up with "Satan" and a cool wine-drinking move . :)

[Rihew]

Give me a proof that Christianity isn't just bullshit, and I will "Love Jesus, our saviour".

You are blindly following something some stupid monk came up with thousands of years ago. Really, 21th century, really?

[moonsuga]

@Rihew Religion was never really about "following something blindly" or "manipulation" and other youtube commenter clichés. Religion is about teaching some fundamental norms to people and also connecting groups of people even if they are not from the same country or race throughout the world (Not like spiritually connecting bullshit, but like having a sense of belonging together). I'm not trying to defend Christianity, Im just tired of people who think they're so smart by commenting such things.

[Rihew]

@moonsuga But WHY believe in such a fucked up thing? Why not just believe in something that seems more realistic, like evolution? Why the fuck God?

[postmasterw00t]

@Rihew Evolution and god are not mutually exclusive, i agree religion is bull, but maybe there is a higher level of conciousness in the universe that we cant comprehend, it depends how you define god really.

[Cla900]

@Rihew

a lot of people in the catholic church believe god created the big bang, my (old - i don't attend church anymore) priest being one of them. so there you go.

but i wish you atheists would seriously don't preaching your shit like the bible freaks immersed in hatred.

your worlds are closer together than you realise.

[Iwantpies1237]

@moonsuga Well that is what its supposed to be about in the modern era, and I'm agreeing with you there, but the whole 'manipulation' idea of religion is a man created aspect that reigned throughout the middle age Europe which dominated its earlier history.

[IdigAponyONtheROOF]

IF YOU,YES YOU WANT JESUS TO COME INTO YOUR LIFE,HEART AND SOUL SAY THIS PRAYER Lord God. I come to You a sinner and I humbly repent of my sins. I believe that Jesus is Lord and I believe You raised Him from the dead. I ask that Jesus will come into my life and be my Lord and Savior. I receive Jesus to change and take control of my life that I may live for Him from this day forth and from now on. Thank You Lord Jesus for saving me and cleansing me with Your precious blood. In Jesus name, Amen.

[Metalgoddess]

i Laughed sooooo hard at this interview in the documentary. (not the burning down church part, but this one scene in general)

[yerafraud]

@Metalgoddess I laughed and then facepalmed at this part when I saw the documentary.

[TheKingDarkness666]

Yes

[NaughtyBwoi]

Hahah. Fucking cunt

[cebollafatboy666]

LIKE A BOSSSSS



[Faptor]

Good video!

[Aryacalanatha]

'nuff said

[Prometherion912]

Happy holidays, hail the dark lord Santa!

[XV100]

My rib hurts from laughter.

[barneycockburn]

Yeah.... you stroke that glass baby

[CoolToobmovie]

@barneycockburn Funny, because Gaahl actually is gay. Could you imagine a Gay Metal Pride Parade? Best parade ever!

[sirVhailor]

too goddamn funny, wallhax, WALLHAX, I need a reboot after this.

[Jesusalwayzwins]

@sirVhailor God's last name is not damn. Jesus Christ is Lord <3

[sirVhailor]

@Jesusalwayzwins that's just, like, your opinion, man. you're free to have it, but don't shove it down my throat.

[CoolToobmovie]

@sirVhailor Fuckin fascist!

[sirVhailor]

@CoolToobmovie you mean me?

[CoolToobmovie]

@sirVhailor I'm confused... What?

[MrAlibaba1234567890]

why are you jerking the wineglass ??

[metalgardian]

SATAN



[AnnihalationonaStick]

<3

[6damn6blood6]

FAGGOT



[ZaarBloodletter666]

@6damn6blood6 NARROW MINDED

[6damn6blood6]

@ZaarBloodletter666 hahahahahaha _|_ you're fag too

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@6damn6blood6 WOOHOO! Just like Gaahl!  ^_^ . (Im a girl though, Oh well.)

[ELK1989612]

det bra det Gahl. det er bra det

[OUWATZAHLE08]

WILL BE BUNRED IN HELLFIRE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE ITS PEOPLE LIKE THIS AND MARLYN MANSON THAT DISTROY OUR WORLD FILTH WANT TO LIV EOYUR LIFE UNDER DEMONS GO AHEAD

[TheAlt3r]

@OUWATZAHLE08 fuck you asshole

[Gamespider10567]

@OUWATZAHLE08 troll harder newfag

[OHTEHWIN]

@OUWATZAHLE08 U MAD, BRO?

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@OUWATZAHLE08 Really? I like smoking lots of crack too! Souldnt you be at church selling your soul? Leave us alone.

[Sephiroth767]

@OUWATZAHLE08 - "burned", "destroy", "live your". Also everything is written with capslock and no punctuation. Stupid troll is stupid.

[TheMetalguitarguy]

I watched this last night..........and lolled

[J05hA]

Go back to Shire that is your real world:D

[ESmaniak]

That'll do pig, that'll do.

[11CosmicJoker11]

@BiggrWiggrthnmrNiggr reverse psycology is a bitch aint it? i feel ya, all the best on your path

[masonswanson]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YEESSSSSSSSSSSS SATAN!!!!!!

[sorwoggpm]

Fucking Mordor

[TheDeadMortician]

Why is it only showing my views?

........Satan.

[michaeldouw]

Hail Satan

[sjoshs1]

Like a Boss.

[6damn6blood6]

FUCKING FAGGOT

[Asrakorn]

@inrsprt I never asked for this

[nilzardo]

Gaahl knows what's up.

[Oreeyemma]

fag

[plasticboy81]

like a boss!

[mateusio]

Satan is gay :)))

[TheNedim233]

Allah akil fikir versin

[ineedach81]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo blind

[queiloroincontri]

FAIL

[MorbidDeath73]

i see he likes strokin em sticks on em wine glasses

[TheTrueMegacorpse]

the way he caresses his glass in the beginning means everything

[chedgooch]

Press 6 like 6 times HAHAHA! 8)

[2dollarkevin]

@chedgooch peyton peyton peyton peyton peyton peyton ???  haha

[chedgooch]

@2dollarkevin Pretty much HAHAH!

[fearthetroll]

Anyone here know how to make an animated gif of this?

[pullen6091]

Win

[gutarjunky]

LOL that interview was so staged

[sassylittlebytch]

and this 25 seconds is for?????????

[SlayerJes]

0:15

[XDJani0]

lol

[TehKrakerzGuy]

This is so funny

[kojakbangbang7]

SUCK SATAN

COCK

[BuiikikaesuBilly]

During the silence that follows as Gaahl drinks his wine, the questioner's probably thinking, "Get me the FUCK outta here..."

[Mboone1994]

@BuiikikaesuBilly Sam interviewed Mayhem before Gaahl at Wacken when he filmed this. I'd be more afraid of them.

[Necromora]

the most perfect 25 seconds on earth

[maniacguitar]

@Necromora fucking epic lulz!!!

[cockvaginaballstits]

he is poser faggot

[Death1In2Fire3]

Sejtn...so great

[KrustynailsVideo]

i am only here because i typed in Satan

[12345jesusluvsme]

@KrustynailsVideo omg..llol..me2XD

[nomorestoriestoday]

hohohohohohohoh

[whiteravenmetal]

SATAN

[AnonymousFawkes5]

He tortured a man for six hours and collected his blood to force feed to his victim. Yup stayin the fuck outa Norway!

[sharamandarata]

@AnonymousFawkes5 lol that was when he where in prison,but he is still a gay that only needs attention

[Shadowrikky]

.........Satan...Deal with it

[jdctree]

SATAN



[LuddEEnHns]

i hate you

[CigaretteJuice1]

Needs more 'Satan'.

[aniquilador52]

Cuanta clase, magnificoooo!!!

[angryblair]

why cant i see any video of gaahl commenting about the attacks on norway???

because he's too scared to say anything about it! LOL!!!!!!!

fuck gaahl!

[JayMK47]

@angryblair what? Why would he bother with it anyway? Do you excpect like everyone who lives in norway make a video about it?

[iloveursis]

@angryblair HAHAHAH

[angryblair]

why cant i see any video of gaahl commenting about the attacks on norway???

because he's too scared to say anything about it! LOL!!!!!!!

fuck gaahl!

[quakerstatemv]

in spanish plase pleasee !!!

[tichergeorge]

@quakerstatemv *toma vino* satanas

[zeper2009]

koji indijanac -.-

[Morgotheenslaver]

:D

[EnsisAeris]

Any true satanist would've been much more direct; wouldn't have tried to "put on the act" so to say. They would simply answer "Satan" without such a long, unnecessary, dramatic pause. Also notice that he's masturbating the wineglass stem.

[monteindamiddle7]

REBUKE ~~~> satan <~~~ REBUKED

[MrAshm06]

who are you! what a beater

[mouthforwar17]

keep pressing 6

[mothafakoh]

.................satan

'Nuf said hahahahaha

[unfairtrout]

lolgay

[TheXavierConspiracy]

Lol what a tool

[IBrokeTheOath]

Makes me laugh every time.

[PuzzledTaco]

press 6 6 6 for satan satan satan

[koldslaw]

It seems like re-run, .-before i Crush The Skull

[LeBearExtrordinare]

i bet satan was looking at this,facepalmed himself then wondered "why the fuck do i get all the fucking oddballs worshipping me,why cant i have beyonce or mila kunis or somebody sexy,instead of this greasemonkey" LOL,i can see now why satan hates god XD

[FractionOfThUniverse]

@LeBearExtrordinare "why cant i have beyonce or mila kunis or somebody sexy" well, they are worshiping "it"

[LeBearExtrordinare]

@FractionOfThUniverse Reeeeeeealllllllly?

[tichergeorge]

i wish i can do that at school

fucking annoying cancer teacher:whats 2+2 equal?

*waits 5-6 secounds*

me:satan *drinks wine*

[AndrewBHK]

The 5-6 secs he stays quiet, what he's really doing is preparing himself not to laugh his ass off when he says it.

[JayMK47]

@AndrewBHK hmm that made no sence to me.

[blackerdemon]

@AndrewBHK hahaha

[TheRedTavern]

211 people were christians.

[pimptert1]

like a fucking boss

[OmfgItsHenu]

satan is a pussy compared to the christian god.

satan killed 10 people, and even asked for permission for those.

god however killed 20-40million people.

which one is more evil? xD

[mecemical]

@OmfgItsHenu I'm not doubting you, I just want to look it up so I can laugh - When did he ask permission? xD

[dakotamanomgwtf]

@OmfgItsHenu that's why it's sad people worship this "God"

[JibtheCrib]

Wow. i was just watching this on t.v.

[gavquinn]

Man, this guy takes himself seriously!!

[AmgNoWai]

If I was the one interviewing him, I think I would have fallen off the chair laughing.

[DurexDurpaneu2]

More then half of him is somewhere in a different world.I know that world and it's beautiful.

[CentraCross]

Satan is a showoff character for the church.

We all know that the Only True impersonation of Greater Evil is Psychiatrichal Healthcare.

[StealerAG]

the wine drinking is like the finishing move.

[JoJo90625]

Boy, this sure is one scary idiot.

[howrse155]

Lmfao! press 9 and 0 fast

[nachingonboy]

do whit da whilt

[metaldrummer185]

remember kids, its important to keep your wine glass warm

~life lessons from satan

[Sykmos]

Satanism isn't about murder, genocide or all of these heinous things people make it out to be.

It's about living your life the way you want to, and not the way others expect you to.

[scruffy688]

@Sykmos Living the life the way you want to, isn't satanism... Essesntially, it's, well, living your life the way you want to. If someone wanted to worship a grain of rice, that would be living your life the way you want to, not satanism. Satanism is worshiping satan.

[geitepung]

The Lavayan satanism is based more or less on living the way you want in the sense that you're not dependant on a god or higher being. Satan, real or not real, is in the eyes of Lavayan satanists, only a symbol of freedom. They don't believe in him as an actual tangible thing, like the Theistic satanists. But theistic satanism is just silly anyway, in my opinion.

I don't know if Gaahl is a satanist. All i know about the dude, is that he's gay and he hangs out a lot at the local fishing district

[Sykmos]

@scruffy688

Satanism is based on living the way you want to, disregarding *most* moral and societal standards. DO what the fuck you want. The basic structure of Satanism stands on that.

At least, LaVeyan Satanism.. it's more of a philosophy.

[beatmywifebeatrice]

i can't stop laughing every time i watch this vid-yah

[lmfaoatthat]

satan is a angle..satan got cast down, for loving his farther to much, (aka god) what rong with that ? what devilish bout that ??? newt!!

[ripeforthepickings]

@lmfaoatthat you idiot he got cast down because he wanted to do thing differently, he wanted to teach humans a lesson and kill them off you dipshit im not even christian and i know that

[lmfaoatthat]

@ripeforthepickings noooo..you utter retard, there many versions of the bible and they all have there different interpretations and different versions of the same story ..wow you are so thick haha

[scruffy688]

@ripeforthepickings Humanity didn't exist when Lucifer was cast out... Lucifer wanted to unite the angels against God if I'm correct.

[gunkelator]

@lmfaoatthat satan was cast down to hell by God for trying to take over heaven. People die and suffer because of the sins WE all do. God did not create sin but allows it and uses it test our faith and teach us lessons. It is up to us to understand and accept these lessons.People must understand what sin is and truthfully be sorry and not repeat the same sins.

Everyone should read the Bible. If you dont understand it then get one that translates the scripture for you. Jesus is the only way.

[lmfaoatthat]

@gunkelator there many versions of the bible you obviously read the wrong one dickhead

[gunkelator]

@lmfaoatthat I am disappointed in you. What part don"t you agree with ?

[raggsokkenmin]

@gunkelator But if your God knows everything that has happened and will happen, he surely must have know that Lucifer would end up the way he did, so actually your God did create sin.

I myself are an atheist. Religion in general makes no sense to me, but its fun to discuss.

[Capri557]

@raggsokkenmin ofcoarse god created sin he created everything bad in this world but he figures "welll since i created everything i can do whatever the fuck i want" kinda makes me extremely angry but whatever nothing i can do

[Toyman1982]

He WISHES he was Satan. but satan is just the name for (the Adversary) so he could be A Satan?

[MrBaca123]

how the fuck is this dumb ass satan !!!! he looks like he is about to suck on a dick !!

[uRBMETAL]

there he is drinking wine, wearing black, trying to look "satanic"....but underneath it all he's still the same bitch god created isn't he??? I mean i bet he needs to eat and take a shit everyday

[JobForATurtle]

worshiping satan is for attention seekers that are trying to rebel

[Maggotsolider777]

@Kankuro1138 Ghaal is gay bro...lol

I just watched this like 8 times