@tymills22 Dude if i were you tell her how you really feel. if shes done with searching i think she would go out with you. Good Luck with her dude hope you get her
If theres a girl i like and i dont wanna be rejected because that shit can kinda ruin your "rep" i just get one of my home girls to talk to the girl and do some detective type shit, works every time
the point you made is so true Tim..as a black brotha i hate the fact that parents always judge me instantly before they get to know me..shit, this anit the fuckin 1800s anymore na mean..but whateva since im smashin your daughter thats my way of getting back at them racist, ignorant assholes
WE’RE JUST A GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT HAVE A DREAM AND LOVE TO ENTERTAIN PPL LIKE YOU! WE MAKE YOUNG COMEDY YOU CAN ACTUALLLLYYYY RELATE TOO! WE ARE TAKING A RISK, BUT WHY NOT! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO NOT CHASE YOUR DREAMS AND USE YOUR NATURAL TALENTS!! SO IF YOU CAN PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR PAGE, I PROOMMMMISSEEE YOU WON’T REGRET IT!!
hey tim. i hadnt seen this before, but about 3 months ago i asked this girl i really liked (best friend) if she wanted to be my girlfriend.. she told me no, it would be too weird since we were so close. and i've watched her for about a year now, in search of a boy who will like her for her and not sex. that guy is me, but she doesnt see it. and now she says she's about done with searching for a guy who will treat her right. should i try again? will it seem like im too obsessive? i need help tim.
tim ur lyk the best man... sum days im feeling really dwn on my self and when i listen to ur advice and how you help young people lyk me it helps a lot! im so glad theres people lyk you who acctually care for others and want to help
ooh and that asian racist thing maybe the lady that you worked that cuz you dressed simular i get mixed up at walmart when the costumers dressed like the staff
i come not for the advice but because hes funny but i will say the poeple who ask a guy on the internet for advice are pethetic.....well at least he makes it funny so i can laugh at there idiotic questions
I never understood how mexicans could dislike black people and vice versa. they're about on the same level when it comes to society's social ladder. All racism is bad, but ethnic people hating other ethnic people is just dumb.
My Girl is Mexican!! u hit it rite on the spot bro!! He couldnt stand me at first,,,, but i got her back in college, n take care of her.... Now he cant get enough lol.... i come in and hes like HHEEEY!! and ignores her lol...
broo! what you're sayin about being confident talking to girls asking them out really works.
i've been doin` this lately, getting numbers and shizz, & it really boosted my confidence about myself just because i thought i was funny lookin`, but due to their compliments. . . hella changed my high school life, social life, etc.
No lie butt philliphine people do have big boobs cause my school teach she's from philliphine and she had sum dope boobs. Everyone like tried to impress her my how much work we did. Remember I'm talking about high school.
but ya, that girl should be grateful...I have a 34A and it annoys me how off my top is from my bottom...but hey, I know a bunch of girls who'd love to have smaller titties cause they're sick of their big chest that git in the way and shit...so all in all, just be grateful for what you got...cuz one day, some great guy'll love you for exactly what/who you are...no substitutions ^_^
yo dawg wazz good. i just wanna say ur vids are hilarious and i got an interesting question to ask u. what would u do if ur girl friend asks u to meet her parents at her house, and u show up all classy and wat not and then during dinner u accidentlly dropp a class of wine on their brand neww carpet?
LMAO racist people.. okay so i went to this sschool where there was mostly whites and mexicans, and i was sitting with the homies eating lunch one day and this mexican chick came up to me and held out a bowl of rice to my face. I got super pissed and slapped the bowl outta her hand which eventually hit her face.
Hey tim I really like this girl we have been friends for about 4 months and I really like her im confused if she likes me though sometimes she flirts with me she touches my chest a lot and talks about how I'm so tall and laughs at everything I say but when I flirt back I thinks she finds it awkward I like her a lot but do you thinks she likes me?? Please help tim thanks. Sammy.
"Hmm....Did you know that the average weight of poo excreted a day is 450 grams? That's about 1 pound per person. Huh! Well ain't that some SHIT. " funny. I love your episodes. LOL
Wait what's wrong with checkers and oatmeal??
MsLuckycharm93 1 week ago in playlist More videos from TimothyDeLaGhetto2
Getting rejected sucks for like 2 secs but what stays forever is the "what if(s)"- Timothy DeLaGhetto (That changed my life)
stanleyp911 1 week ago
is funny how i was just eating lolololol
x7SeVeNx7 2 weeks ago
That date a black guy and old people cant handle racism comment iz so true lol. (o and i hear u signing that R kelly. at 7:42 )
lilcortez513 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TimothyDeLaGhetto2
i looovveeee boring guysss!!!
Uwagwej 2 weeks ago
lmaooooo "granted y'all are a little scary"
Uwagwej 2 weeks ago
The end quote heard at all of De La Ghetto's videos is a line from a movie called "Coming to America" starring Eddie Murphy!
MTRBoy 3 weeks ago
LOL WHIP YOUR PENIS OUT AT THE MOVIES! THAT AINT BORING!
FreshOFFDaB0aT 3 weeks ago
dont you hate when these kids use sex as a bragging right? like cool no one cares bro
utubepoopable 3 weeks ago
Ha ha ha!
tokyomilkshake2 3 weeks ago
black girl: FUCK YOU IMA DATE A WHITE GUY
Dianilovesutew 1 month ago
@tymills22 Dude if i were you tell her how you really feel. if shes done with searching i think she would go out with you. Good Luck with her dude hope you get her
aliezz123 1 month ago
Embrace the boobies! Most girls would kill to have them!
music0babe707 1 month ago
Holy shit, i got that book! :D
777jayy 1 month ago
Has anyone notice that he does the love peace skeet cheese out of order.
peraseus11 2 months ago
WTF!!!! Is he talking about Exotic Jess?????? lol!!!
DxMxAxR 2 months ago
i wish, i wish, i wish...LOL
MsCloclo22 2 months ago
Thumbs up for checkers and oatmeal!
GAYBAC0NSTRlPS 2 months ago 3
name of he book "WHATS YOUR POO TELLING YOU?" ANSWER: IT'S FAVORITE COLOR IS BROWN AND SOMETIMES GREEN
usernamesukks 2 months ago
I LOVE THIS GUY!
ashneszzz 3 months ago
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if you're not stereotypical, type asiancrewclothing into google.
fighting stereotypes one shirt at a time.
leemonater1025 3 months ago
If theres a girl i like and i dont wanna be rejected because that shit can kinda ruin your "rep" i just get one of my home girls to talk to the girl and do some detective type shit, works every time
jonbemerkin 3 months ago
You said big boobies about thirty times.. I don't think she took your advice seriously.
Tylerrocket5 3 months ago
rawrrrr im a black guy run for your life
thegoodonez 3 months ago
a lot of asians are racist......... just sayin'.
kpopluvverr 3 months ago
fucking asian dog
zeddyafgboi 3 months ago
whats bbq? bar ba que???
lovemytie 3 months ago 3
@lovemytie yuppp das right
carameldansenQueen 3 months ago
i tried to whip out my penis at the movies................. then she whipped out hers... lmfao
TheRichardb123 3 months ago 9
tim ru getting paid 4 dis wack ass Ads
BrooKlynStateEuclid 3 months ago
ya if they get at you give them a fist bump
bleachguy64 4 months ago
I LOVEE YOUU TIMM! your my husband O_O... lol jk i aint that stalkerish but i do lovee you your awesomee :3
daisah12 4 months ago
the point you made is so true Tim..as a black brotha i hate the fact that parents always judge me instantly before they get to know me..shit, this anit the fuckin 1800s anymore na mean..but whateva since im smashin your daughter thats my way of getting back at them racist, ignorant assholes
kiragumanyara 4 months ago
i have that shirt. dope
ViitaliyGee 4 months ago
on to the next on on to the next one xD
quesoazul9 4 months ago
nah you're gonna ruin your friendship if you try that. just let things happen. don't get rejected by a friend!!!
taralynkarras 4 months ago
good advise
mikeman9711 4 months ago
0:00 to skip gay commercial like so everyone can see
BMXHerbie 4 months ago 2
does anyone know how to contact him about Dear De La Ghetto letters?
hanjaessi 4 months ago
Thoughts of bitches dont stay with me forever, i just take Jay-Z's advice "On to the next one"
ComboNational 4 months ago
Whip ur penis out at the movies thats not boring. . . write her little love notes on your penis at the beach ! lmao
imlaughing100 4 months ago
3:59 KNUCKLE TOUCH!!!!!
termina97 4 months ago
wat song was he singing at 7:42??
allosonisdum 5 months ago
@allosonisdum Jus Search I Wish I Wish Lol
MarichuyJuanMiguel1 4 months ago
@MarichuyJuanMiguel1 truuu ahah thnx bro
allosonisdum 4 months ago
I HOPE YOU GET A CHANCE TO READ THIS!
WE’RE JUST A GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT HAVE A DREAM AND LOVE TO ENTERTAIN PPL LIKE YOU! WE MAKE YOUNG COMEDY YOU CAN ACTUALLLLYYYY RELATE TOO! WE ARE TAKING A RISK, BUT WHY NOT! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO NOT CHASE YOUR DREAMS AND USE YOUR NATURAL TALENTS!! SO IF YOU CAN PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR PAGE, I PROOMMMMISSEEE YOU WON’T REGRET IT!!
RoadToHollywoodTv 5 months ago
yur awesome
EMIN3MandNALL3LY 5 months ago
thats true tim about the racist stuff
EMIN3MandNALL3LY 5 months ago
That beat from 0:19 is sick.... D: where can i get it.
cmboyfriend 5 months ago
Haha im sexing up your daughter cheers.... lmfao
xNoSkiiLzIIz 5 months ago
That singong part sounded good lol;)
jessicaRED1990 5 months ago
"Ay Dios Mio, OMG, FML, LMAO....BBQ!"
ilovetalyorlautner 5 months ago
i noe where he got his name from
OMESHA1234 5 months ago
@OMESHA1234 Everybody knows... lmfao...
amine9876 5 months ago
@amine9876 lol i noe im late
OMESHA1234 5 months ago
@OMESHA1234 Where did he get it from?! Message me and tell me where/link. Thanks if ya can
DudeNamedNam 5 months ago
I usually just watch these for a laugh, but, dude gave the best bit of advice around in this one. Man the f*** up.
jckbckfrd2 5 months ago
ummmmm one of my turds is over one pound and i usually drop 2 or three a sitting and maybe 2 sittings a day so am i not human?
Unpwned89 5 months ago
dude i have your shirt my oncle works there and i get free stuff from imaginaryfondation :) nicee i really like it :)
WhizJab 5 months ago
Im mexican and my parents dont like me dating black guys either ...
._____. funny 'cause I only date black guys. l:
Emahnii 5 months ago
no me like 17 pounds 4 me i get my protein
noctrlbutton 5 months ago
that is good advice
sawanduangta3 5 months ago
FUCK U IMMA GO DATE THIS BLACK GUY
ninjamonkeybird 5 months ago 31
u got those big luscious boobs, oh wait ur in tenth grade lmfaoo
GoldenDragon1700 5 months ago
where do they get these books from ?!?!?!
superjj9930 6 months ago
i'd date Tim lol
ladylove822 6 months ago
hey tim. i hadnt seen this before, but about 3 months ago i asked this girl i really liked (best friend) if she wanted to be my girlfriend.. she told me no, it would be too weird since we were so close. and i've watched her for about a year now, in search of a boy who will like her for her and not sex. that guy is me, but she doesnt see it. and now she says she's about done with searching for a guy who will treat her right. should i try again? will it seem like im too obsessive? i need help tim.
tymills22 6 months ago 44
y be afraid it good if ya got big tities
SIPER1ONEOWNER 6 months ago
tim ur lyk the best man... sum days im feeling really dwn on my self and when i listen to ur advice and how you help young people lyk me it helps a lot! im so glad theres people lyk you who acctually care for others and want to help
jojo3148 6 months ago
ooh and that asian racist thing maybe the lady that you worked that cuz you dressed simular i get mixed up at walmart when the costumers dressed like the staff
geniuskidd46 6 months ago
@geniuskidd46 he just said he DIDNT dress like them
fallenangels24 6 months ago
@fallenangels24 you dont know what he was wearing he could have been wearing simular clothes
geniuskidd46 6 months ago
@geniuskidd46 did u not understand him? he said he WASNT DRESSED LIKE THEM.
TriforceKidChaos 6 months ago
i come not for the advice but because hes funny but i will say the poeple who ask a guy on the internet for advice are pethetic.....well at least he makes it funny so i can laugh at there idiotic questions
geniuskidd46 6 months ago
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lili4me2513 6 months ago
if pull my dick out ummmmm will i go to jail im just wonderin take your time lol
tramell2010 6 months ago
most dudes just really need to grow some balls!!!!!
dwatt141 6 months ago
I wish I wish I wish...literally started singing that right with you!
kakashomarufan 6 months ago
SUPRA IS RAW
BboyDee5 6 months ago
OMG,LOL,FML, ...........BBQ hahaha
619123kid 6 months ago
4:42 hehehe "f*ck it im ganna go date a black guy"
MixedBait 6 months ago
His pinkie sticks out when he's "Reading the Racist commentss" Haha !
LMAOToast23 6 months ago
tim your my idol man. you tell it how it is. stay fly
kevinbclaw 7 months ago
Omg I have da same hat -:3
itsbarbieewitch2010 7 months ago
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chealin1 7 months ago
your hella bad =)
chealin1 7 months ago
Write her little love notes on your penis...you know what im sayin?? <3 hhahaah fuckin halarious:)
Carleynicole98 7 months ago 3
play checkkers and eat oatmeal eh LMFAO oook. il do that
AYYYYYYE1 7 months ago
I never understood how mexicans could dislike black people and vice versa. they're about on the same level when it comes to society's social ladder. All racism is bad, but ethnic people hating other ethnic people is just dumb.
Aleu 7 months ago
"well aint that some shit" hahahah. king shiet.
aRjayC28 7 months ago
I'm lucky that my mom isn't rasict & doesn't care what race I date in the future
EpicFailStorm 7 months ago
Looks like Tim got an afro with that hat :P
Cemsacoolcat 7 months ago
@ killedmeanigger your fucking rasict
stephyisthebaddest 7 months ago
Pound it with Tim on 3:59
sidluvv 7 months ago
the way you say penis ...
001RespectTheDick 7 months ago
If youre a black girl it doesnt work to date a black guy....unless theyre in a gang
HiMyNameIsFreedom 7 months ago
My Girl is Mexican!! u hit it rite on the spot bro!! He couldnt stand me at first,,,, but i got her back in college, n take care of her.... Now he cant get enough lol.... i come in and hes like HHEEEY!! and ignores her lol...
Datsizer 8 months ago
"WELL AINT THAT SOME SHIT" HAHA
tribalzoner 8 months ago 132
Awesome advice! :)
HUN3YNUT 8 months ago
That shirt is funny awesome
flyflipper8 8 months ago
this is deeeeeeeeeeeep
radicalronin 8 months ago
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So are you a chink or a Nigger?
KilledMeANigger 8 months ago
love the way he says boobies hahaha
MrReenactment 9 months ago 7
:-(
CAMERONlouw 9 months ago
oh it doesn't allow me 2
CAMERONlouw 9 months ago
Hey timothy can you please watch this vid and give me some feedback ps i've watched like all you vids ur tha man
CAMERONlouw 9 months ago
Fuck kfc
xtyson5 9 months ago
Im watching this in 2011..
TheGuyThatDances 9 months ago 7
bbq. lol
chezzka12 9 months ago
huh, well aint that some shit
LilZaii 9 months ago
im gonna start shaking my fist at racist ppl
iTakeCandyFrmBabies 9 months ago
ur shirt is so fuckin dope broo
TheRapperLife1 9 months ago
3:58 You fist them?????!??
hoboinmychili 9 months ago
Dear Tim, what the hell is MySpace???
TheMatt7000 9 months ago
@TheMatt7000 its an older version of facebook
spmfan20 9 months ago
@TheMatt7000 Its a shitty and gay version of facebook.
XxDarkViolenceOo 9 months ago
YOU CAN SING
cash78626 9 months ago
OMG ur an awesome Guy but sometimes you give out bad advice... sorry
maelauniisabeast 9 months ago
hes fuckin smart dude
mrblockboii 10 months ago
i wonder if he got his name from that fresh prince of belare ep
dailyvlogfan92 10 months ago
@dailyvlogfan92 yes he did
Philosophy903 10 months ago
@dailyvlogfan92 mhm. he explains it kinda often in his vids too
XxItzJessicaxX 10 months ago
@dailyvlogfan92 yea he did hes said it in one of his videos
Sirjayman102 9 months ago
@Sirjayman102 Haha i knew it love the fresh prince! thanks man
dailyvlogfan92 9 months ago
i love all the lame jokes he says in the beginning smh lolll
chitownzgangsta97 10 months ago
i love those lame jokes he alwayz zays smh lollll
chitownzgangsta97 10 months ago
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QuikZStaR 10 months ago
hey, may 29th is my birthday!!
kokee96 10 months ago
stop being such a boring ass person lmao
joeya50 10 months ago 2
Racist ppl have no lives.
lakersboy132 10 months ago 4
"Bitch. I don't work here." haha.
JayBChris 10 months ago
Ur smart bro
ACeeYaNo 10 months ago
broo! what you're sayin about being confident talking to girls asking them out really works.
i've been doin` this lately, getting numbers and shizz, & it really boosted my confidence about myself just because i thought i was funny lookin`, but due to their compliments. . . hella changed my high school life, social life, etc.
cheers to you Asian Broo.
JCReeUs 11 months ago
lol cheers. XD
luckypet66 11 months ago
Yo Tim thx for another Awesome vid mane. Keep it up and this hit made me day Good Job.
EmpteyisentAwesome 11 months ago
he is too cute
KaramelKhelz 11 months ago
Write little love notes on your penis! hahah
Hazy123100 11 months ago
FUCK I'M GONNA DATE A BLACK GUY!
NikkiShoutNever 11 months ago
yo tim man i wore that shirt today lol it was sick i tuned in on youtube an i thought ma webcam was on pffttt P.L.S.C
jayman1witfootage 11 months ago
No lie butt philliphine people do have big boobs cause my school teach she's from philliphine and she had sum dope boobs. Everyone like tried to impress her my how much work we did. Remember I'm talking about high school.
SOLARDO22 11 months ago
@SOLARDO22 No all Filipino people have big boobs.
itssade1 11 months ago
Can some one please tell me how i ask this dude a question :/
therookieomega 11 months ago
boobies were said alot in this vid xD
but ya, that girl should be grateful...I have a 34A and it annoys me how off my top is from my bottom...but hey, I know a bunch of girls who'd love to have smaller titties cause they're sick of their big chest that git in the way and shit...so all in all, just be grateful for what you got...cuz one day, some great guy'll love you for exactly what/who you are...no substitutions ^_^
Emmalicious115 11 months ago
love that shirt for sure .
tippppie 11 months ago
Hahah Man the fuck up
1379PerezIsrael 1 year ago
Adios mio, OMG, FML, LMAO, BBQ!
RubberDuckysPwn 1 year ago
lol when i was in 6th grade us guys started at boobies :D
chadLOL3 1 year ago
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daehanminwoo 1 year ago
"...LMAO, BBQ!"
m1234f34 1 year ago
Looks like he has an afro
crazesmokeitall 1 year ago
@frstypuffpow9790 Scrabble is a great game, but I have't played in ages.
TheOmegaParadigm 1 year ago 2
Whenever im on youtube, and nothing is entertaining me, i just turn to ur videos (:
MicahKang13 1 year ago 6
@frstypuffpow9790 i accidently disliked.. lol
paradoxblaque 1 year ago
That's a bad ass shirt
mikestopak8 1 year ago
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Timothy knows it all =)
belladiana09 1 year ago
yo dawg wazz good. i just wanna say ur vids are hilarious and i got an interesting question to ask u. what would u do if ur girl friend asks u to meet her parents at her house, and u show up all classy and wat not and then during dinner u accidentlly dropp a class of wine on their brand neww carpet?
holdontomypeanuts 1 year ago
get some ballz, dudes. Timothy's right
PurpleScreamo 1 year ago
racist mexicans?! wtf?!?!
xLake 1 year ago
I'm sexing up your daughter...cheers! lol!
irvingd1 1 year ago 158
holy fuck he talk fasts
zingo258 1 year ago
LMAO racist people.. okay so i went to this sschool where there was mostly whites and mexicans, and i was sitting with the homies eating lunch one day and this mexican chick came up to me and held out a bowl of rice to my face. I got super pissed and slapped the bowl outta her hand which eventually hit her face.
IamaNguyen 1 year ago
@IamaNguyen how did the mexician girl get the bowl of rice
pokemon537 1 year ago
"whip your penis out when shes not expecting it... thats not boring" hahaha lmao thats fuckin hilarious tim
Max24LW 1 year ago 5
"Fuck it i'm going to go date a black guy" Fucking hilarious.
jarsanitY 1 year ago 140
hahah he can give some greeat advises and also bring it on a fun way!
GdowProductions 1 year ago
bobbies count 12
hahaha
TheBBoyNathan 1 year ago
Oh and I saw that same book at spencers at our mall today.........ain't that's some shit huh haha
maressammy101 1 year ago
Hey tim I really like this girl we have been friends for about 4 months and I really like her im confused if she likes me though sometimes she flirts with me she touches my chest a lot and talks about how I'm so tall and laughs at everything I say but when I flirt back I thinks she finds it awkward I like her a lot but do you thinks she likes me?? Please help tim thanks. Sammy.
maressammy101 1 year ago
racist comment so you can chuckle.
soulreplenished 1 year ago
im black and my gf is mexican we good tho....
TheMocitytx 1 year ago
my gfs black so im a cracka who gives a flyin fuck
tIII3monkey 1 year ago
Did anybody else get that when he brushed his shoulder that it was resulting of Black rapper Jay-Z `s song Dirt off your shoulder
THERANDOMNESS84 1 year ago
yeah hes illuminati to@THERANDOMNESS84
cholo123321 1 year ago
"Hmm....Did you know that the average weight of poo excreted a day is 450 grams? That's about 1 pound per person. Huh! Well ain't that some SHIT. " funny. I love your episodes. LOL
LadyAlexandriaBrown 1 year ago
fuck yu im gonna go date a black guy!! hahahahaha
jrstack09 1 year ago
u love to say "at the end of the day" :)
Heat0nMyFeet 1 year ago
umm maybey im the only one to notice this but what in the hell is the poster an the wall to the right of his head?
allaboutlashay 1 year ago
Is there a way we can like petition for getting ads of off youtube cuz this is getting out of hand...
YtCsBt 1 year ago
i HATE Racist people!!!! xP ... But i LOVE Timothy!!!!! xD
LuxurieSuperstar 1 year ago
lool timo ur funnny lool
TheRoyaldiamond 1 year ago
Nice video, I'd like to order egg fried rice and some chinese ribs please.
MrHulio1985 1 year ago
Thank god i Have Breast.
But Guys & Girls LOVEE ME.
So Im all Good.
DreamyXxXSakuraXxX 1 year ago
:D CHEESY LAUGH FTW ! Haha
zimi32 1 year ago