bob & tom I've never been laid

[jabber1990]

anyone else picture Rankin and Bass Stop-motion being done to this song?

[kenneth01219]

this is bad i am the defination of this song

[Hampnuts12]

3 people have never been laid!

[MrFred1923]

welll that depends how old are you i luvrio4ever?

[raininess]

X'D "cause women have vaginas, at least that's what I've heard" so cute

[OutcastProductioninc]

I watch Star Trek: The Original Series while playing Dungeons & Dragons

[jmac530]

2 people need to get laid...

[AnniBelialSigurd]

sucks to be you

[MrTibiafan]

i sings this on my high school Lol

[superfly893onrs]

Lmao that guy in the song sounds alot like me only I never seen star treck, I'm more into anime than that.

[spindalis79]

@superfly893onrs It's actually Tom Griswold, THE Tom from "Bob and Tom."

[Kishiskool]

@superfly893onrs True that. *High five at anime comment:D*

[Deadman884]

@superfly893onrs WOOHOO FOR ANIME

[mwanimefreak1122]

i know that girls have vagina's at least that's what ive hearrrrrrrrrrd......

[jmanjerelle]

Deaths Defiance Leet Sauce

[MrHippie2009]

LOL this song is the best, super funny

[Balmung6]

The other will be the happiest for not getting any sex for years? I understand the holding out reasons, i just dont see how that makes the other happier in any sense, physically speaking.

[BigMrFirebird]

Well, I'm a girl (honest guv) who's making my b/f wait until we're married before I put out. I appreciate that if he finds me attractive he'll be like a coiled spring and only last 30 seconds for our first five years. Also I'll be happy with his 3" weiner 'cos I don't know any better. It'll be fun, the pair of us being completely sexually inexperienced and unable to satisfy the other. Much better than living life without preconditions, where folks stay together because they're in love.

[Sheaff54]

if u need a big dick takl to me baby

[BigMrFirebird]

So you're saying you're a big dick? Or that you need to takl, whatever that is?

[nhevy111]

what are you amish? gtfo of here. don't try before you buy imo

[killercool45]

ive been laid ummm... alot lol

[robert930tn]

GROW UP FOLKS AND ENJOY LIFE A BIT

[HomeworkHelper1]

What I want to know is why everyone is so perverted and hell bent on having sex. Honestly, people are idiots not to mention the bible specifically outlaws sex outside of marriage. And if you say this is a bad comment, you're just proving my point about how immature people are. Just pass up on oppurtunities to have sex like I do. Honestly people, learn some self control and stop acting like a bunch of monkeys.

[ILuvRio4ever]

I COMPLETELY agree! I'm waiting until marrige to have sex. And for some god awful reason, people can't seem to make the connection between sex and STD's or pregnancy! People are ruining the values of marriage! I just wish more people would just wait! It's not like you'll die if you don't!

[HomeworkHelper1]

Exactly.

[JakeStraka]

well i can see your point, but why not to have sex before marriage? if you are for example a year with a girl, than having sex really improves your long-time relationship trust me:).......but if you think this way..ok no problem, good for you:)

[ILuvRio4ever]

Well, I'm a girl and the reason I'm waiting to have sex until marriage is because I want sex not just to be for fun, but to make a special bond with my husband. He will be the first and only one who makes love to me. I just personally believe that I would be more satisfied with having sex with my husband rather than a boyfriend who only wants me for sex. :)

[TheUnholyAntichrist]

i bet he is not as satisfied though

[neverwasapunk16]

lolz all of you guy's are virgins. You'll never get as much fine ass as me in a lifetime

[HomeworkHelper1]

Lolz we're not so insecure that we have to brag about sex to everyone.

[ILuvRio4ever]

Yeah, seriously, I'm not insecure at all. I'm VERY proud of my virginity. Other people should be too!

[1puppetmaster1]

@ILuvRio4ever Amen to that. I am proud to say I am a virgin and I am not ashamed. I know that I dont have a STD at least

[larixi1]

@1puppetmaster1 LOL you say your proud now, wait til you get laid.... then you'll see what your missing

[bigwhiteballs27]

@1puppetmaster1

Men don't even have virginity

[evilmurderproduction]

@1puppetmaster1 you can get an STD from a blood transfusion.....

[1puppetmaster1]

@evilmurderproduction Ik that. Thats why I make sure what I touch

[evilmurderproduction]

@ILuvRio4ever ....but pride feels like shit compared to an orgasm brought on by someone else. Seriously.

[kalphitekil]

@ILuvRio4ever I wish I was still a virgin :(

[reptilicus975]

@ILuvRio4ever LOLOLOLOL

[ILuvRio4ever]

I am a girl just so you know, and I only plan to have sex with one person for my whole life. Yes, I am a virgin and that is a fact I'm quite proud of. I'm not fat or ugly so that's not why. I just want my husband to be the only person to make love to me. I hope you get a thrill out of catching some sort of a disease some day or having about twelve children with different women!

[goingcrazy568]

omg i totally agree!

[kalphitekil]

@HomeworkHelper1 It's only a shitty comment because you brought religion in it.

[athfcoz]

I've gotta woman dating a nerd(that nerd is me).

[leebob86]

holy fuck...bob & tom rule...but so do opie & anthony...linger longer.

[tinynova76]

THE NERD THEME SONG!!!!!!!!LMFAO

[TheRougeStallion]

quite funny^_^

[coodoo17]

My theme song. 7_7

[shootthekitty]

in the words of nelson muntz...HAHA!

[CuteHoot5706]

hah im the first to comment