Sarah Silverman On Abortion or Abortia

[TheUberPlayboy]

if i was allowed to punch one person in the world, i think this bitch would be at the top of my list

[gjarucki]

that's not so funny. I mean these were all legit reasons, why all the laughter?

[Clueless721]

That's not funny it's sick.

[DerEwigeJude14]

All the people laughing should be hanged. Disgusting Jewess

[SovereignStatesman]

I think avoiding another Sarah Silverman running around, would spark an exception even by the Pope.

[polisci0586]

One time, I purchased a sandwich from Subway that had pickles. I threw it in the trash and was like "what". Gross pickles. You go Sarah!

[zsqdful]

the third time I was just like WAAT

lmao

[jerseyace83]

She's disgusting

[jeffreyjward]

Wow. Sarah Silverman is really smart and funny. Lots of other people, not so much.

[jeffreyjward]

@christopherse2 Okaaaayyyy.

[TheGlassfractal]

Lol it's discretion retard. Go back to the shortbus

[planetrockford]

@TheGlassfractal Norwegian is my native language and English a mere 3rd. One mistake wow call the cops.

[hawkeye11969]

@ihearttheplanet That's just sick. So is this video. Abortion is wrong.

[swagonwheels]

I'd never seen this girl before, she's brilliant, her delivery couldn't be better. I'm now a fan.

[blahsmith]

Didnt she say the EXACT same thing on the "bored of the rings" episode?

[cooldonkeyfish]

Ha she put that joke on her show later on.

[jacekantoine]

she good funny women a very rare

[john17972]

As soon as the sperm touches the egg it is a person with rights! (sarcasm)

[planetrockford]

Fingers crossed she dies in the same way as her aborted child.

[soldier1stclasshero]

@planetrockford I don't think she's gonna be aborted anytime soon, bro. She's outta the womb. Fingers crossed that your kid isn't as dumb as you are. Don't watch/comment on a video you don't like just to start a fight... It's a very annoying thing to do...

[planetrockford]

@soldier1stclasshero I came on here to watch then express my opinion, it's what 50% of YouTube is about.

[UrMomWatchesThis]

@planetrockford She didn't actually have any abortions you dumb fuck.

[planetrockford]

@UrMomWatchesThis I was aware of that sir. I still hope the bitch dies which is my opinion.

[Justwosweet]

@planetrockford if life is precious isn't hers? If you want her to die how could you possibly care about abortions?

[planetrockford]

@Justwosweet Ik now this is a comedy sketch and may not represent her real life or thoughts but if it does then as a grown, sophisticated and intelligent woman she is advocating executing an entirely innocent human life. My comment was an instinctive reaction to that. Call it a justice for those who die in the holocaust of the womb if you like.

[Justwosweet]

@planetrockford I'll call it for what it is. a lack of respect for human life.

[planetrockford]

@Justwosweet I also have little respect for rapists and drunk drivers too.

[Justwosweet]

@planetrockford if you want to kill everyone who's not a fetus you should do some soul searching

[planetrockford]

@Justwosweet I haven't ever said I wanted to. She is an attention seeking arogant know it all and typical in many respects of her kind. I have seen her attitude towards handicapped kids and adults when meeting them for the first time and her total lack of empathy is alarming. I have not watched anything of hers since or related to 'it'. I hate her frankly and good riddance to her if she meets her maker sooner rather than later at fate's disgretion of course.

[Justwosweet]

@planetrockford Shame on you for not wishing her the best. Do onto others.

[planetrockford]

@Justwosweet Religion is a sham and I don't buy into that saying. I have said my piece so ta ta.

[Justwosweet]

@planetrockford cool I"m starting to feel like a troll anyway

[lesleyhenriquez]

I love abortions!

[cosg9531]

@lesleyhenriquez You should have been one.

[ihearttheplanet]

oh abortion it really brings out the child in you

[janedoe1026]

@ihearttheplanet Haha! I almost peed!!

[ihearttheplanet]

@janedoe1026 thanks :)

[larcal369]

@ihearttheplanet that statement is unbelievably funny

[ihearttheplanet]

@larcal369 and il probably go to hell for it but oh well

[janotosinnumeros]

@ihearttheplanet HAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah it does

[32qazx]

BETTER TO BE A DEAD BABY THAN A LIVE KID IN A RELIGIOUS NUT-JOB-CULT !

[Indygoguy]

Yeah, murder is always HILARIOUS! Dead babies really ROCK, almost as much as dead jews. Did you hear about the Concentration Camp guard that was making the joke about the gas, gasi, gasim, gasia, gasings? A real knee slapper!

[igloo54]

@Indygoguy I have to agree that there are mocks that are just not funny. I don't care who the comedian is or their political leanings. Dennis Miller tried to joke that an abortion is like a golf "mulligan". That's a terrible attitude about infanticide.

[scattam]

@igloo54 You don't know what the word "infanticide" means.

[Dracomalfoychat]

@Indygoguy I FUCKING LOVE DEAD BABIES.

[xXvolhvXx]

@langstonwilde25 Oh, you shouldn't feel bad, sweety. =( You did nothing wrong.

[1533you]

@xXvolhvXx exactly - killing your own baby is right and fun. and of course - you give a job to people who would otherwise become mass murderers to feed their killer instincts.

[Indygoguy]

@xXvolhvXx Her mother did though, she failed to abort SS.

[TheLeakaChannel]

when is she gonna be funny?

[TruthIsDisturbing]

@TheLeakaChannel She starts being funny at 0:01 and ends at 1:03

[maxime32]

@janotosinnumeros

-a is the Latin plural for nouns with an -on singular ending (neuter gender, historical *-o- declension)...abortion is obviously a Latin word.

[janotosinnumeros]

@maxime32 thanks! :)

[luridoptics]

@langstonwilde25 well then maybe you just shouldn't have had an abortion

[hash1212121212]

thhis bitch isnt even funny...why is she famous?

[chris812125]

I love how she can make anything seem awkward lol.

[jamjarduignan]

@nelsonmars

Shit started out as food. Doesn't mean we eat it.

[pescilinirosso]

I love how the people in the audience always get Sarah's humor but half the people on youtube never do.

[madeyes4u]

@pescilinirosso yeah, I've noticed that too Lol But I think SS is the kind of comedienne that you gotta see in person. She doesn't move around a whole lot and she's not loud. Really, she's not screaming for attention, but on YouTube everyone's competing for attention. So, whatever...hope I make some sense here.

[TheTyaptyap]

yeah i dont really get her humour. i think she likes playing with the dark side- its a bit too much for me.i know shes being satirical but its too serious an issue for me to laugh about even though im pro-choice.

[ZZKe7]

@TheTyaptyap Why dont you just abort her??

[gianelvr4]

HAHA that last line is just the best

[MrSonia56]

@gregbaniak i'm not really understanding you. sarah silverman is against abortion and that's why she always calls her acts learnmedy. she's trying tio make the absolute value show.

p.s.and if you were agreeing then sorry i ever replied

[linkscrxwalk007]

i LOVE THIS!

[kitxxxxxxx]

u missed the act... she was saying that she wants to adopt from china but only get a boy because girls are "useless or something"... and that they have abortions to get rid of them/ she says that abortions should be a big decision but people dont really see it like that... its comedy about reality not her personal opinions.. which wouldnt matter anyways because an abortion is someones personal decision. because scientifically they're only cells.

[nelsonmars]

@kitxxxxxxx Scientifically, every human being that now walks on the planet was only a cell.

[cosg9531]

@kitxxxxxxx Scientifically, you're still only cells. That being the case, you shouldn't mind at all if you were aborted at present. You know, aborted; caused to cease to exist.

[ShayLee0501]

@cosg9531 Whoa interesting point. Very true... but this isn't the place to debate it. When a comedienne tells you something about her life or experiences and it leads into a joke... don't take it for gospel! She's only trying to wind up a joke. She probably has never had an abortion... abortii... or maybe she has... but she's not talking about her real life in this situation. Anyway this is a dumb gag she's done over & over. She just thinks it's funny to call them 'abortii' in plural

[lessinbeen]

lol LOVE HER

but...I HATE....people who will click on this video just to piss themselves off and rant about how she's -some bunch of vulgar things- because of her opinion

fact is she's well off because of her opinion,

freedom of speech goes two ways I know,

but it's stupid to call somebody you're never going to come into contact with names in a public forum...do I really need to state why?

Sarah fucking rules!

[Watch4]

Or Greg, you can get over the fact people have different views than you. Grow up.

[demoncunt2]

The woman is a goddess.

[caitlindevereaux]

Its all in the spelling

[themooddisorders]

@caitlindevereaux It's all in the Hips, It's all in the hips

[JesusOfPaign]

wow u cannot spell

and i don't think it is against Judaism, but even if it is only the like hardcore, serious jews would follow like every rule

[nzkobc]

It's because the plural form of some words in English are bizarre and seemingly random.

[caitlindevereaux]

She calls it Abortia because that would be plural for Abortion- cause she has had more than one.

[janotosinnumeros]

Thank you. Now I can understand the joke and laugh.

[american1234444]

@caitlindevereaux She is saying she had more than one in her stand up act..who knows if she actually did which I'm sure she didn't...she is a comedian and these are JOKES people

[janotosinnumeros]

@caitlindevereaux thanks!

[mikelheron20]

Yeah. I know her act is based on irony. But it's a high risk strategy. You have to assume that people are bright enough to figure it out. In the UK there was a comedy series called to Til Death Us Do Part featuring a racist bigot called Alf Garnet. The writer, Johnny Speight created this "monster" to show how absurd racism was. Unfortunately a lot of racists missed the point and used to congratulate Speight for being brave enough to express his views through Alf. I think there was a US version.

[taxi909]

Let's high risk ! Morons will always be morons

[mikelheron20]

Easy to say when you're not the one taking the risks.

[taxi909]

Neither are you. And it was you that said it first you muppet.

[mikelheron20]

Considering all the Pro-Lifers in America and the extreme things they do she's either very brave or crazy to make jokes about abortion.

[bekessy13]

To me this joke seems to ridicule those who find it easy to justify an abortion.

[mandolinroad]

Neither, they're just funny. People who don't have a sense of humor are idiots.

[mikelheron20]

Some of those idiots have committed murder.

[mandolinroad]

Yeah, sadly. I wouldn't let it stop me from doing my thing though.

[MissLucy666]

This joke is a bit funnier on her show rather than in stand up....still gta love her though

[milliagrosisgross]

you all know she probably didn't abort right?

[marudell]

abortion is never funny.....unless you have a punch card and get the eighth one free!!!

LMAO

[itsmandydammit]

AHHAA oh snap that was funny

[8nikolas8]

@marudell Lolled. Even though this comment was made 2 years ago, I felt it was necessary to reply. Amazing.

[flyingjazz]

Most women are not zealot wingnuts who believe that a zygote and a baby are morally equivalent. Therefore most women should not feel a twinge of guilt about abortions. In fact, celebrating abortion with joy and even laughter makes sense. As Reverend Ragsdale, Dean of the Episcopal Divinity School says, "Abortion is a blessing...The ability to enjoy God's good gift of sexuality without compromising one's education, life's work, or ability to put to use God's gifts and call is simply a blessing."

[KooTheDancer452]

zeno57, you're ozay.

[KooTheDancer452]

just because you think she isn't funny doesnt mean you have to be a racist prick and support the holocaust, fucking neo-nazi

[TheAlip09]

Brilliant - the UK will love her....

[MsDwd]

Thanks To The People That Understand shes putting on an act- i feel like i'm talking to amoebas :S she isn't racist and she is funny, and takes the piss out of the racist people. Myself, I actually think that religious fundamentalists that are against abortions, are ridicilous, because if they care about this foetus being alive, why dont they care about those that are obviously alive- the mother! why ruin her life for something that isn't even a baby yet? love sarah silverman- she is hilarious!

[WeJustGotColorTV]

People, she's PUTTING ON AN ACT!

[imlan123]

Fuck you, god isn't real.

[Coulrophobes]

Just because someone disagrees doesn't mean she's going to care and stop doing stand up on these kinds of topics.

[IndianNailClipper]

that was in her show

[kdurston1]

this is actually a critisism of the radical feminist justifications for abortion... i'm rather surprised people don't get it's subversive irony. I don't think Silverman is funny, but this is one of the most intelligent reproofs of probortion. she gets them to laugh at the "justifications" for abortion. i'll probably be spamed off here; but at least someone will look at this as the art of subversive comedy, and not "just a joke".

PAX

[madcow8686]

whoever came on this video to spark an abortion debate needs a life. seriously.

[8nikolas8]

@madcow8686 If people always came on things instead of came in them then abortion wouldn't even be an issue! HAHA!

[AlmightyKingGodzilla]

haha

[QuornishxXx]

how the hell (so to speak) did people bring the bible into this? it's a comedy show... laugh!!

or, if it's not your style, don't watch! simples :)

personally, I feel the world needs more people like Sarah. She makes light of 'taboo' subjects.. and if we watch the news we just get depressed... we either laugh or cry and tbh i wanna laugh :)

[soccerxnimrod]

Lol, awesome

[AnGfromNoClue]

i'll say this slowly so you can understand:

it . . . was . . . a . . . JOKE!!!

if it was true it was her choice and you can't judge her, because you know nothing about her life.

[ElectricPid]

Dude, she is so twisted! XD

[rowania]

she's jewish...

[allandy4u]

it's just her humor. i've been offended by her mexican jokes cause i'm mexican but she really does make fun of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE so it's really all in fun.....really.

[deinse81]

How 'bout this. You can be sensitive, and we can laugh at whatever the fuck we want to.

All you have to do is not watch clips that weren't even filmed with the artyists consent, and stay away from her shows.

How about that for a compromize.

Oh, and what if your relative's baby was black: I bet her father would've pushed her down the stairs himself to move that little medical procedure along. And that's not even clever or very funny, it's just what you deserve for not minding your business.

[goffstownnh]

Mother Teresa, February 1997 - National Prayer Breakfast in Washington attended by the President and the First Lady. "What is taking place in America," she said, "is a war against the child. And if we accept that the mother can kill her own child, how can we tell other people not to kill one another."

[deinse81]

If we accept the Bible, which she did, we'd have to stone half the population to death, so fuck off, you and your dumb ideology.

A fetus is not a person, just because it says so in your stupid made up book. Oh wait, the people who made up the Bible didn't even know what a fetus is, so it doesn't mention anything about that.

P.S. The Clintons are cowards for not getting up and leaving when she said that.(if you're even telling the truth)

[deeds13]

jesus said "may he who is perfect cast the first stone." if we accepted the bible, we wouldn't stone anyone with rocks or words, which is what you folks are doing by judging each other. i don't really care if the bible was divinely inspired or if jesus was the son of god, if god is even real. i don't think we should take it as absolute truth, but even if it is bunk, it has some pretty good stuff to say.

[deinse81]

I doubt you read it lately, but if you did, boy do you have low standards.

[deeds13]

yeah right like i've ever read the bible even at all. certainly not cover to cover at least. i think organized religion is one of society's biggest problems and i don't know what my own beliefs regarding god are, but i do believe that valuable information and advice should be mined everywhere, regardless of the source. things are true or false independent of who said them.

[deinse81]

Sure, good point, but there are millions of better sources for information and truth: a tool for indoctrination and tyranny such as the Bible shouldn't be too high on the list. Unless you are looking for methods of indoctrination of course:)

[deeds13]

oh, girl. trust me, i'm not. i carry a lot of resentment towards the brainwashing cult i was brought up in and actually just realized very recently that i shouldn't ignore things just because christians said them. i also only realized very recently how valuable those 18 years of church have been to me. i definitely draw from other sources much more frequently, but i'm fucking sick and tired of all the prejudice people face for being absolutely anything. i'm exhausted of all the fighting.

[ThereGoesKitty]

she hasnt really its jus a joke like in the show when she pretends she gave birth and climmed out the window and left the kid there

[circeress]

i laughed so hard i think i've dislocated an organ or bone or something

[tragic1Kingdom]

"the third time, i was just like 'whaaat'!"

[interpol123456789]

lol love that joke, tenx for the post! she needs some new material tho :)

[caseylarwood]

I like that bit; it's so moronic, that it's genius