The RPattz Rap - Sir Mixalot Style

[SpudProductions]

How did we ever make friends?

[LuLovesStories]

that's freaking hilarious :D

[Love0Me0Better]

Is it sad that I know all the words?

[LolliliciousLolly]

@Love0Me0Better

Hahah! Not even I know all the words! :D Go you!

[Trinty589]

i love this song <3

[kuku4rmfnu]

if only they made this video when the movie little ashes came out o__0

[k8egirl101]

i luv robert patterson b cause their sumthing about his actcent that makes me melt his voice is just sooooooooo sexy and hes so mystrious and i like jacob so i really cant chocie a side.

[VampireParamoreGirl]

You have a lot of free time don't you? But at-least you understand how he needs to loose that beard.

[neontrees909]

I love this shit.

[CULLENSLULLABY]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! "shake it shake those english buns!" lmao Chessedick!!!!! i think i peed myself

[KoolaidYaya]

Eat his English Buns? haha!!

[oxoBlUeBeRrYoxo]

LoL i luv it!!!

[liljayrivs]

you two r funny

[143heather]

this is great!!! i love it!!!!

[EdrobwardLover]

omg (: so amazing of a rap ,

i love the lyrics!!!

[FlavorSplash666]

Best one yet Lolly!!!

[iLOVEthe80TWILIGHT13]

lamo

[mqliciousland]

this video is so true god why cant i marry robert if only he really was vamp that be pimpin like a volvo

[BucketsOfRain333]

shit.. this is so funny :)

[BoldChristian]

LMAO that was o funny!!I loved the ending!!

[ItsBeckee]

I saw you've got some uploaded on a website to put on peoples on iPods-

Sorry to be a pain, but could you please do the same with this

[RpattzCandy]

THIS IS GREAT

that was so funny great job!! i absolutly love ur other vidios as well.. clever lyrics lots of people would like some of is english buns!!!!

[SarcasticLost]

Haha! Poor Nessie, i bet she feels so unloved!

[xXTwilightWorldXx]

Heyy!!! I love all of your videos!!! Your hilarious! I was just wondering... Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob??? please comment back....=)

[KellanLutzishawt]

funny as shit haha im addin all ur things to my mp3

[ItsBeckee]

Ahha!!!

I loved it!!!

Shame I can't download just the song, I would listen to it everyday!!!

Shake it!!shake it!! Shake thos English buns!

What song is this btw??!

[jaylonjonas]

baby got back

[littilp3]

OMG!! that was hilarious!!

[CULLENSLULLABY]

omfc lmfao nice i luv this its amazing i would luv 2 see his face if he saw this

[shitshufflets]

what if he saw this

[YooGir1]

haha cool!!!

[newcreation19]

I love your vids, I actually did like Breaking Dawn, but I think haters get more creative than lovers, so I love it! Everytime I hear that song I'm gonna start singing The RPattz Rap, that was freaking hilarious

[cessyS93]

creative but crazy!

[xxholaitsallexis]

LMFAO. thats freaking hilarious.

i am a fan of twilight. but thats freaking hilarious no doubt.

XD

[HurricaneJosey]

This is possibly the funniest video I've EVER seen!

It's awesome. :)

[LovelyLaurahh]

awesome!

[bajanboo21]

u guys rock!!!!!! omg!!!! you guys r soo talented!! im totally cracking up! u two rock out loud!!!!!!!!

[hotpinkshoeshuffle]

LMFAO! that was great!

[lolzz1258]

lol

[spunkaliciouslover]

did you guys write these lyrics yourselves?

that was awesome btw

xx

[jaylonjonas]

this shit is so funny

[HollywoodCriminal]

ghahahghahgahhaha

that was awesome!

i looooove your vids

[KLV3651]

i love twilight but this was awsome lolcant stop laughing

[clhlove]

i love that bit,

"wanna tear that brit to bits."

ahaha.

[chinesewhitelady123]

holy crap thats funny

[SerinaSpider]

omg! soooo creative! fantastic!

[iluvwatchintwilight1]

i wonder what robert pattinson would say if actually saw this! lol he would probably laugh his ass off.

[iluvwatchintwilight1]

love it!

[londonfreak1234]

fucking awesome!

[Simpleeuniquex3]

hehe so friqqin funni;; qreat rap!

[cavaliergirl1]

hahahahahhaha

[XxSkaterGalxX]

lol jokez x

[coldlady1984]

*lol*

Can`t stop laughing - great

*lol*

[VampireZach]

I LOVE IT!!!! =^_^=

[zoemalemba]

woooww that was funnnyyy.

im english and trust me u DONT want a peice of english bunss loool

[iLoveMrDepp]

LOL great

LMAO @ the ending "where am i sleeping tonight ashley? IN MY PANTS"

[TheAnswerToLifeIs]

actually

[iLoveMrDepp]

oh lol

[TheAnswerToLifeIs]

sorry im a total grammar hitler!

see i totally moved past nazi and went on to become their leader! it applies to everything really!

[JalicexHart]

Shake those English buns XD

[booff2121]

ok so, this video is fucking funny,but how many twilight videos do you have? and what are you going to do every night?! make more freakin' twilight stuff?! gezzz, read the books, then find other books. this is apeshit. man APESHIT!

[KayLayyProduction]

itt would take me a year to think of somethng as random as this. xD

[potatosalad88]

that was funny like seriously really funny

[cooler200]

"Slappin Kstew's ass was pimpin" i luuuv that part OME!

[bubbaandcurry]

put your hand over your mouth

2.make a wish in your hand

3.make it into a fist

4.put against your heart for 5 seconds

5.put this on 3 videos

6.tomorrow will be the best day of your life

[bitemeedward1996]

i lik de english buns line! :D

[MusicFreakAvril]

BOOORRRINGGGG

[thehappybus]

RUSSELL BRAND IS NOT A CHEESEDICK!!!!! Seriously man, all you nutty TwiTards need to get the hell over it because the level to which you take your hatred for that poor man is just ridiculous. Rpattz is an actor, not God or something! I love both Rpattz and Russell! It's possible! Peace and love, man, peace and love!!

[LolliliciousLolly]

Dude. Cool it. That line was merely a comment on the fanrage over that MTV thing. I like Russell. He's a funny guy. I have no intention to backhand him.

So yeah...if you haven't realised that 100% of my songs are jokes and not my opinions, then...well, I'm telling you now in plain English then, aren't I?

And don't call me a TwiTard. I'm a Plaid, TYVM.

- Lolls.

[spikelover99]

shake those weird english buns? xD

[iloveemily022]

i love this :]

Rob is sooo sexxyy :]

[TaylorCullen123]

I loved it!

[princessaimee117]

AWESOME!!

[Katekickass]

HAHAHAHA YOU GUYS RULE!!!!!!

IM SO GOING TO SHOW MY MATES THIS!

I LOL'D THE WHOLE TIME!!!

WICKED COOL!

x

[lukipoo101]

I FREAKIN' LOVE THIS VIDEO!!

it's so thoughtful, lol

luv ya :D

[KiKiRoXuRsOxoFf]

i fuckin love you! u inspire me so much! its so amazingly funny i mean apeshit? this is true we do go apeshit! lmao! we should talk sometime. =]

[CraziiChazzii]

haha lol :P

[AshleyOdd]

someone explain the twilight/tom sturridge thing to me? XD

[SpudProductions]

Tom is Bert's best friend and us weirdo's like to ship them ;P

[AshleyOdd]

ahhh thanks. :)

[zabster07]

I go Apeshit!!! :P

He's fuckin gorgeous... this was awesome!!!!! =)

[annabellerocks13]

LMAO. Shake your english buns... lord..

[angelpeach96]

lololol make more there sooo funny!

[Popsy1609]

OMG!! U 2 are sooo funny!!

[cloe88888]

... Just. Wow. x_x

[crazylobsterlady]

hahahaha funny ass shit man lol

[likefireandpowder24]

Just wondering, can you make this available for download.... please...?

[lukipoo101]

HAH!! this is awesome!

RPatzz Rap!!

:)

xxx

[CrystalW131415]

are they english or american?

[LunyLovegood]

aussies i think

[KittyCatsRoxx]

LOL u guys av da bst vids!!!

[Bfriends4life3]

LOL

So funny

[M005iiCxo]

Funniest thing ever :)

[zabster07]

You two are so fricken awesome!

I'm a lollysupporter, copy if you are!!

[xmen5k]

People like you are the reason why I wake up in the morning... Genius! :D

[AlphaMello]

FREAKING RIOT I love it!!!

[XxSkaterGalxX]

LOL hahahaha

[TwilightInMyPantsPlz]

This is the VERY best of your video's! I LOVE IT.

[IrratatingJanice]

:L lol

[lukipoo101]

HAHA!! this is FUNNY!!

xxx

[JaeAndFarah]

i love you girls!

RIHANNE! YOU ROCK THAT PLAID SEXY!

[chs2011xx]

this vid was hilarious!

screw stupid people who think otherwise.

[coolcullens]

you are just embarrasing yourselves.

f a t

F A T

F A T

F A R T

[LolliliciousLolly]

You know, you should really cover up that dick.

The one on your head, I mean.

At least whack a condom on it or something. Jeez. Way to be inappropriate, flashing that dick on your head.

[coolcullens]

well, at least my dick is long. yours is abnormally shrivelled and hidden underneath mass amounts of lard and fugliness.

please don't attempt an epic-ly insulting reply which you might think would justify your actions. to be honest, you should be ashamed. god will smite down upon thee.

anyway, have a nice life.

[LolliliciousLolly]

Ashamed of a rhyme?

Jeez!

And don't play the God card. Where Twilight is concerned, God doesn't listen.

I love the justify my actions bit. You make it sound like a offed your mum and buried her in my back yard. How dare I write a song and sing it?! And how dare I not get a hotter, skinnier person to do it for me?! How can I live with the guilt???

I dunno. Maybe with prayer and a lot of eye-rolling, the world will be a better place.

u dazzle me. iz tru.

- Lolls, lol'ing at your face.

[CCMagnifique]

You can go shave your back now, attention deprived trolling scum.

[chs2011xx]

ahah yes! Mean Girls

Jacqui= amazing

[PrioriIncantem]

"Do you want to have sex with him?"

"No."

"You can go shave your back now, bye Jason."

"...bitch..."

<3

[twilightgossip]

to coolcullens

you really need two things

a life

and good insults

to comment this video and leave stupid comments really supports my comment of you not having a life.

and calling her fat honestly my grandmother can think of better insults

[Violi666]

yet just look at how many people disagree with you,

i dont think that as one person you are going to make her feel bad about doing this video

[CCMagnifique]

Pot, meet Kettle.

Also, your spelling needs work, sweetie.

[jessiexgirl13]

lmao lolly you are officially in my buddy info on aim because of this!!

[midnightgirl978]

ROFLMAO! But, i got some really really gross pictures in my head.

[strawberryyuna]

Oooooooh I love you guys soooo much

[doctorwhocutie7]

That Wos Seriously The Bomb ! You Guys ROCK !

[syprnc]

"ugh! double up ugh! ugh!" made me burst into a mad fit of giggles. so did the hufflepuff part! great stuff guys.

[Stephanie824]

hahaha you guys are my heroes!!

[Bug99515]

LMAO! That was great!

[tulsadupuis79]

I seen your video through Robert Pattinson myspace profile and thought it was great...really funny!!

[xXlovecandi4uXx]

haha this was the BEST one out of all of em. seriously, this was so great haha

[xXxStRaWbErRiExXx]

LMAO YOUR SOO FUNNYY!!!

[bubbaandcurry]

english buns haaaaa.funny your vids are out of this world

[twihard007]

WE GO APESHIT!!! lol. finaly someone used that word!

[bubbaandcurry]

Cut, Print,AWSOME!

[ZataZV]

that was funny! lol!

[Mumy06]

haha F U N N Y!!

[GoOCsipgirl]

Hahah wooow!! thiis wass super!! love iiit!

[HogwartsVampire]

scary..kinda but in a good way

[sumiredance]

omg...you are such a kindred spirit i swear.

[LolliliciousLolly]

Aahhahahahah thank you! :D

[andrie16]

he's the emo of twilight

LOL

LOVE IT!!!!!

[todokansas8845]

APESHIT! that is the best word ever!

[SelenaGomezRocks78]

lmao

funny!!!

[Emmadearr]

OMFG I LAV IT!

[xtwilight4evax]

LOL That was soo funny!!!!ROFL

[Peaceenerds]

i love this freakingg video:D

we go APESHIT! lmao

[hplver113]

apeshit!

english buns

lol!

[bleblebleisyourmoob]

you guys are HILARIOUS.

[AmyLeeEve]

i think Rob would love this if he saw it who wouldnt it is so funny! i ♥ lolly

[todokansas8845]

APESHIT!

[todokansas8845]

i cant stop laughing!!!!!! XD XD

[bab33d0ll]

omg this girl is soooooo hilarious

[Iamsexiifosure]

haha omg you guys are so fuckin hilarious =D

I love you guys :D :D

[lovepeterw2911]

"We go APESHIT."

It's abour time someone used that word! I loved the whole thing!

[GutaWP]

Girls, you rock!!! VerrY FUNNY!! I LOVED IT!

[kneelinthedirt]

that was great! You rock, girls... I had so much fun wathing this...

[ChristinCola]

you are great!!!

so funny :D

[daddysgirl989]

cindy?!?!?!?!

[LaurenTube08]

FFFUUUNNNYYY

[hinata21]

LOL!

[edwardluver824]

akward but hilarious!!

[iamninanotbella]

Robert Pattinson is officially extremely disturbed and needs to have therapy. Thanx a lot. Ok, i'm kidding.

[Jmort2008]

' Shake those english buns' ROFL.....xD

[sophiejvc]

Loved it! But hes not a dweeb lol. Me and rob have the same accent. lolz

[edwardluver824]

me 2!

[chunkymonkey045]

OMFG! i luvs this~ its hilarious! =)

[pigletlovestwilight]

great lol rotfl,

[tizlvr]

LMAO!!! My eyes are watering! Love it girls!!!

[lovesdlandalot]

go to twicon and perform this! please!!!!?

[DazzleZazzle]

OME that would be so cool!

[hplver112]

hirarious! lol

[OoOCrazyLittleCatOoO]

you are CRAZY :D no really it´s cool ;)

[MayraMausi]

Yeaah! =D

Haha great!

I think you can dance&you can rap!

I love it xD

[jamba66]

i LOVE this song. XD

[NickyJfan]

I FREAKING LOVED THAT!!!!!!!!

[justinnozukalover17]

amazing! probably my favoutie twi vid ever!

[HaileyJeanTeamEdward]

you guyz are soo awsome!

[SHOUT96]

your the bestest rappa ever!!! tht was hilarous!!! LOVE IT!!

[EstudiosOASis]

That was hilarious!!!!!! xDDDDD

[emptypr0mise]

hilarious!

[iLoVeAbOyWhOzLiKeL]

LMAOROTF!!!!!!! OMG that shit was funny as hell!! U guys r good!!

Man he's so HOT n SMEXII!!!! *drools*

[DazzleZazzle]

that was funny as hell!

[MioneAlterEgo]

Dude. Lolly and Rhianne for the win.