Dr No Deleted Scene

[Zagrebista]

'Just piss off, Mr Bond". All the Bond villains think it but only No comes out and says it.

[RonaldoPassos1988]

"Chupe minhas bolas, Dr. No"; "Foda-se!" ¬ hehehe

[RonaldoPassos1988]

O melhor video de humor do James Bond [só entende quem é fã mesmo!]

[eduardotorelli1]

Ahahahahahahahaha!



[M4sterOfTheDisaster]

Just piss off, mr. Bond = just pissed off the coast of ireland ?!

[vars280287]

Spectre?

[onlyrock1]

I usually hate it when people make mock videos, but this is fucking insanely funny.

[bishopaz]

very well done.

[Spectans1]

This is a masterpiece, cant get enough!:D

[al3699]

shuck my ballsh, Dr No

[tosspot86]

just love the way connery says fuck you at the end the tone of his voice sounds happy just before he's about to get the crap knocked out of him lol

[Zachygee412]

it is fake, yet, it is also very humorous...

[Austionous]

SPECTRE?

[MrSamster911]

i hate it when the top two comments are the same

[33GoldenEye]

hahahah funny !

[mjj9090]

0:26, after a while, it was like that! anyways, the BEST bond film ever is dr. no

[MrClassicDoctorWho]

just piss off mr bond lol

[ninefivesuited]

LMAO...I don't care who you are, that's funny!

[XanoclisPictures]

The "just piss off Mr. Bond" line sounds so real!



[grapeswearbikinis]

Love the bit where Dr. No says "Piss off Mister Bond".. camera moves away slightly and we hear fuck you and the guard beating the shit our of him.

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

Wow, the top rated comments are exactly the same! :O

[RyanGuitar007]

Keep hitting the "7" key (appropriate number) over and over.

[AgentCirrus]

Trabek!!! the day is mine!

[Henky1234]

My god that was so funny that the camera turns away. Bond says fuck you and the guard beats the crap out of him

[strokesdogs]

You persist in trying to provoke me Mr. Bond...

Spectre?

[garamonde]

Just piss off, Mister Bond.

[BrettFSsvideos]

You can clearly see,

if your a bond fan,

the person recording this has just repeated stuff at that table!

[redbeaver]

@BrettFSsvideos no way!!!!!

[700gsteak]

@BrettFSsvideos say it aint so!!

[Abdalla159]

@BrettFSsvideos BS!

[Tokopol]

@BrettFSsvideos Wow thats amazing. Are you a wizard?

[colocolinocholo]

spctor?

[ThisIsJoJo13]

LOL epic.

[LastCommodore]

I smell a fake ..... director Terence Young would never film such crap in the first place.

[castletriglav]

@LastCommodore Congrats, Mr. Wizard! Bet you're the brightest guy in your trailer park.

[marpeja]

idite u pičku materinu...

[JapanBagpipes]

love this

[tubian323]

007! Do you kiss Miss Moneypenny with that mouth? hehe.

[bernhardweber]

hahahah the sounds from 0:30 to 0:35 xD mr bond gets a mouth massage :D

[vaj99]

Would an evil organization really call itself

SPECTRE? i wouldve called it AL qaeda

or the kyklos klan.

[Alstom1995]

@vaj99 Actually Spectre was just made up it was actually Smersh in the novels which was a Soviet group similar to Spectre.

[MORCOPOLO0817]

@Alstom1995 Not true. I read Dr. No and SPECTRE was in it.

[RisingVictor]

@MORCOPOLO0817 Thats good, personally I like the sound of SPECTRE rather than SMERSH.

[McLarenMercedes]

@Alstom1995

Wise. Since Spectre was a terrorist organization with ideas of world dominance. This created an unique enemy to James Bond, who wasn't so easy to identify, since it was global.

Btw,Spectre DID appear in Fleming's novels, starting with Thunderball in 1961. Ernst Stavro Blofeld appears as the leader of Spectre in a number of Fleming's novels.So Spectre was NOT just made up in the movies.

Wisely they decided to make Spectre the main enemy of Bond,not Smersh which was passe post 50's

[WebVMan]

You're the man, now Doctor!

[bibbidibobbidiboosta]

"you are just a stupid git mr bond"

that made me LOL

[abc12319525]

lol

[MegaVergan]

a little wierd but funny

[krg1965]

Thank you! I've had a shite week but I'm now sitting here crying with laughter, watching it over and over. The timing and edits are just spot on, excellent skills!

[prilstrudel]

it reminds me of the video with Darth Vader opening his masturbation capsule again and again

watch?v=5blbv4WFriM

[lukasjuchems1]

sean connery is the best james bond !



[abc12319525]

@lukasjuchems1 i agree!

[TheJomogogo]

Should have been SPINCTER

[xrowdyroddypiperx]

SCHPECTER

[JessOnTheRun]

that was hilarious... good job!

[LiquidSolidRaiden]

lol at the part when he says suck my balls dr no

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@LiquidSolidRaiden then 007 SAYS FUCK YOU DR NO lol

[woodins2008]

Dunno why, but my mates and I have really taken to this. We keep interrupting each other

" . . . . . Spectre?"

[sjomega]

This is funny, i dont know why bond geeks are getting upset because it isn't an actual deleted scene lol. they can suck my balls, fuck you!

[YezoGomper]

you are just a stupid git! Magic!

[YezoGomper]

Ha ha ha love it

[Ultragoon]

lol i love that "fuck you" at the end XD

[Toghebon]

spectre?

[chenlung1]

God, the BBFC really went too far!

:D

[amarsbarr]

hahahahahahahahaha 

[mrcoolguyify]

even though this is a fake deleted scene, it's super funny. kudos!

[PhamNuwen]

...SPECTRE

[glenw89]

dr no is lucky to have metal hands for a number of reasons like he doesn't burn his fingers when squeeing a teabag out against the side of the cup whilst making a cuppa tea lmao xD

[DJPaddy643]

@glenw89 wouldnt fancy having a wank with em though :s

lol

[glenw89]

@DJPaddy643: made my day that has lmfao xD

[mavivirgie]

ANOTHER ASSHOLE VIDEO BY A ASSHOLE

[JohnACorp782]

@mavivirgie It's "an asshole". At least learn to spell if you're trying to be smart..

[mavivirgie]

@JohnACorp782 LEARN HOW TO READ JERK

[JohnACorp782]

@mavivirgie Learn to turn off the caps lock, moron.

[tinkerthecat]

according to melon farmers the cuts in the early james bond films were to the negative and thus never recovered

[syedtalhasxr]

hey this is a fake voice over. did u stupid dumb asses really believe it??

[hopcascade]

Very funny, I laughed a lot.  Very weel done. Do some more !!!

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL just piss off mr bond

[PostProductionPro]

Ohhh! Spectre! I got it now.

[Testiteub]

lol

[Carlbon15]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[rhs102857]

now that's funny 8-))!

[gompth1966]

shpekta? shpekta. shpekta? shpekta!

[Testiteub]

lol

[fjccommish]

Wait, did he say SPECTRE?

[fudgedogbannana]

Ah man, he should have said something about his moma.

[Goldigga18007]

0:24 is so funny.

then Dr. No says,

' Just piss of Mr. Bond! '

[Goldigga18007]

Suck my balls Dr. No.

[Goldigga18007]

SPECTRE?

[Goldigga18007]

SPECTRE?

[nurzumspass]

Nicely edited Mr. itsthefallguy

[LazlosPlane]

Why did they delete this scene? It works sooooo well!!!

[haloaddict436]

Way to state the obvious...

[10010056]

I was directing the coment @ 14Srb88, who, judging from his comment, believes that it was an actual scene. Way to fail.

[haloaddict436]

Way to misinterpret a simple joke...

[10010056]

I'm sure.

[haloaddict436]

Good, seeing as you're backing down, I see this matter has been resolved. Thank you kindly, good sir.

[14Srb88]

ahahahah this definitely shouldnt have been deleted !!!! xD

[deathmagnetick]

lol! nice xD

[mcmonkey001]

"You are just a stupid gix Mr. Bond."

Seriously, what is he supposed to be saying there?

[dominicrusho]

@mcmonkey001 you'e just a stupid GIT mister bond

[14Srb88]

I think he says your just a stupid guest...

[wangsta25]

hahaha this is awesome

[EIDOSeidos]

ROFLMAO

[badturkali]

first time james bond uses a bad language

[TheConfusedHippie]

yes spectre

[PhilipSkovgaard]

Spectre?

[saimon1969]

Spectre ?

[oscarlevinsky]

brilliant!

[SonnytheArcticFox]

Piss off, Mr. Bond xD

[elvisguerra]

Cool! Austin Powers inspired!

[solaceofquantum]

suck my balls dr no

[hamstrojones]

@solaceofquantum piss off mr. bond  XD

[Bevanclan]

0:13

priceless facial expression

[hybridpyrotech]

how did you make him swear? LOL

[btz2005]

SPECTRE!!!

[158902sprinter]

spectre?

[welshfilmbuff]

I love how casual that "fuck you!" sounds at the end :)

[shadyady66]

Funniest thing i've seen in ages! Well done.

[TheCinemaization]

Quite funny.

[CrazySlyHawk]

Nice.

[heyarnoldsknee]

spectre?

[Razersun]

That scene was in the movie dumb ass.

[heyarnoldsknee]

idiot

[Spinewire1982]

@Razersun mong

[d01hazel]

@Razersun Watch the video dumb ass.

[matt6517]

@Razersun That's ten morons who didn't watch the video either.

[TheHollywoodland]

lol

[SPECTRE1961]

פֿון װיקיפּעדיע

[lepederi]

LMAO

[158902sprinter]

ROFL thankyou for making me laugh you are a genious!

[guileniam]

HAHAHAHA the ending is great for those who dont hear it :>suck my balls dr no

>piss off mr bond

>fuck u

[CoyoteTex]

As a long time Bond fan, I must say...

U ROCK!!!

That was hilarious!!! More please.

[dhouse87]

Spectre? Spectre... special executive for counter--

Spectre?  Spectre... spec-

Spectre?

[oneputtsteven]

"Piss off Mr. Bond" Hilarious!!!

[daviddeacon]

Suck it, Dr. No. Suck it long . . . and suck it hard.

[mj45jh23sp33]

that was awesome

[mrtamberineman123]

THAT WAS HYSTERICAL WELL DONE.

I loled my head of.

[Laurelindo]

Bond on 0:18, "I'm on a roll here".

[Espio360]

Even the dirtiest lines in history sound like a classy new catch phrase when coming out of Connery's mouth.

[The6thSimpson]

i almost peed myself laughing HAHAHAHAAA

[punisher3455]

LOL

[rw5791]

bond should have said,"oh yeah,well I just fucked your secretary."

[EvilElmo02]

gr8 editing :)

[spirytex]

Epic

[KahnBB6]

very well done!

[00tre0]

yust piss of mr bond :D xD

[UBIQUEROL]

Hahahahaha,

suck my balls Dr. No

[hybridpyrotech]

suck my balls dr no!

LOL

[tj526]

0:31 lol getting his ass kicked

[SoundBlaster67]

0:25 hahahhahahahah

[Mad2k5]

Is this actually real, or is it fake?

[icantstopdoingthis]

My god you suck hard.

[Mad2k5]

Yes i do, on your mums cock!

[oneya89]

funny? think not...

[JohnACorp782]

Then you just lack a sense of humor.

[storeslem93]

HAHA!

[BONDFAN1974]

Well done this is hilarious, it made me laugh so hard I nearly coughed up a kidney!

[Jeffrico231]

dude this is funny make more

[sirAlexanderthegrape]

aaaahhhhhhh! fuckin great. SUCK MY BALLS

[musicalsimsy]

looooool quality vid!

[therealjackspade]

take your doctored up videos and fuck yourself.

[Berkeloid]

spectre? :D

[irnbruglasgow]

Thats the second best video you ever made!

[powersevilgoldmember]

LMAO! xD

"Suck my balls, Dr. No!"

[lepederi]

cool!

[GothicGreendayGuy]

lol...we know it didnt happen but..lol

Suck my balls, dr. no

Piss of, mr. bond

fuck you!

[versus79]

Spectre?