Wow! Fungi plant growth - The Private Life of Plants - David Attenborough - BBC wildlife

[12ZELDALINK]

1:20 Ohh they're preety:D 1:23 EWWWWW

[ArePenguinsAwesome2]

Fungi aren't plants.

[TheCeleronGamer]

Wow!



[Ragenule]

1:18 is what happens when I see Megan Fox, not 0:30.

[jkunleashed2]

0:30 OMG PENIS

[mattmanC9]

Fascinating!!!



[IndyRockerEnergy]

O.o

[shinnok842002]

BOING!

[UniverseIndistries]

1:27 And everyone died. THE END.

[SMXRT]

fungi smoke, dont smell this

[martyca6]

@SMXRT

lol

[Geeneff]

Awwww I remember when I watched this documentaries when I was little :3 I loved those amazing images in fast motion (did I say it right? :S excuse my bad english). And its soundtrack is just amazing.

[ashyxt]

i'm pretty sure that one looks like my penis, albeit in more unhealthy color

[xxblueogre]

@ashyxt my penises, but in a much more unhealthy color.

[MasterChiefBeast93]

i saw a really rare mushroom out of seson, (last weekend) and it was a puff ball type of mushroom!!! and it was a enormus one!! i took it into my backyard and spreaded the spores around so about next weekend we will have little mushrooms in my backyard :D

[me700gnomes]

so...so moist.

[aioacasa]

Mushroom Hunters of the World ,new international group on facebook

[RedSandStudios]

You successfully harvested Cloud Funnel Cap.

[1DoNotClickHere]

I have the wierdest boner. -Tree.

[pjCarlo3]

whoaH, i didn't know they can grow THAT fast!

[mtthwlacroix]

@pjCarlo3 its sped up obviously

[iToasterman]

@mtthwlacroix its called TIME LAPSE

[mtthwlacroix]

@iToasterman same difference

[iToasterman]

@mtthwlacroix nope. time lapse = photos over time. Your comment = Take really long video and speed it up

[iToasterman]

@pjCarlo3 time lapse

[TheGhazikhan]

this creeps me out

[kanistas]

this video made me ... high, without the use of narcotics...

[biofan2]

0:30 I have the wierdest boner. -Tree.

[RzmXcp]

ahahaha XD

[leusdapogi01]

wew growing penis xD 0:30

[leusdapogi01]

its like a slow-mo explosion at the beginning

[Beorning1972]

I've always thought mushrooms were beautiful and mysterious--and knowing how they grow or seeing a video like this only makes them more so.

Obligatory super-obvious lame-ass third-grade terminally-stoopid YT comment: Tee-hee, it's a penis.

[MrB4LLS]

Fungi isn't a plant! Fungi and Plantae is a different kingdoms ya know?

[MrSamuha]

At 0:35 i was like WTF?

[Feryanti]

damn maggots... they lucky.. feeding on shrooms >.<! a life of tripping!

[StandingRedPanda]

Well that's an enormous knob!

[StandingRedPanda]

@PraisingGod777 Lol, god is obvious? You haven't seen videos from Potholer54, right? Start by studying big bang nucleosynthesis or abiogenesis.

Yup, there's god and he created fungi that look like penis! What a perv.

[madsaalborg]

00:35 looks like a dick

[Murderfell]

0:39 left hand side there is a eye

[AmphibiousReconMSOB]

wow so mystic

[STFUbelgium]

Nature is beautiful.

[astalavisitor]

i want to eat the red one

[picaticatara]

nice and mouldy

[Leroy341]

Yucks



[agentHOTTIEMAN1]

0:32 my dad finally gets out the clutches of my mums minge

[wrsp8]

rs

[007kingrudy]

press 32 then 2 sec later press it again=3

[sidewaysfcs0718]

kinda incorrect title

as FUNGI arent plants , they are classified as ...fungi ....their own private kingdom

since they dont make their own food like plants do with photosyntesys

in fact fungi are most alike animals then plants.

[wengneuda13]

im too grossed when I touch it

[Abengoshis]

Why is this in "The Private life of Plants"? Fungi aren't plants! xD

Still very interesting to watch, thought. :P

[Ketsui]

Watching, about 30 seconds in, think of what the comments might be, check comments, confirmed.

[jozafax]

@Ketsui LOL, same here :)

[alexdook]

anyone seen that amazing exhibit at the exploratorium in san fran?

[younglover2010]

thiis maade me & my cuuzo iitch!!!!!!!!!

[sweet58441]

damn what a boner

[StrikaAmaru]

@flyyf1 0:30 Know the kicker? That mushroom's Latin name is Phallus Impudicus. Yep.

[All4Gaming]

shrooms



[PcRoX123hackedACC]

0:30

thats what happens when you watch megan fox

[player1ssg1]

@PcRoX123hackedACC you gay basturd

[PcRoX123hackedACC]

@player1ssg1 shut up whiney faggot, go play with ur gay lego's and halo reach for faggots. Children like you should be gassed motherfucker.

[Slyanimationz]

@PcRoX123hackedACC people who type "u" instead of "you" deserved to be gassed, motherfucker.

[PcRoX123hackedACC]

@Slyanimationz oooh here i am grammar nazi, i so scared

[PcRoX123hackedACC]

@PcRoX123hackedACC Should be named ''The Private Life Of Pants''

[OfTheImp]

@PcRoX123hackedACC A Slimy mushroom erupts from your pants? Sounds like a health problem.

[omigami]

@PcRoX123hackedACC

I didnt even need to see what happens at 0:30 to know what you meant. xDD

[jaknak07]

@PcRoX123hackedACC 1:16 this happens when you watch Lady Gaga

[Soundfrequency]

@PcRoX123hackedACC

So when you watch Megan Fox mushrooms begin to rapidly grow on your skin?

[PcRoX123hackedACC]

@Soundfrequency well a different type of mushroom

[bluephosi]

very cool

[warlockboyburns]

0:31 penis

[shreddernxtgen]

Oh man im back guys just had to finish up that android application it works like a beauty

[shreddernxtgen]

Oh man Im back Just finished the new application fr the android for dude

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming just cant admit to defeat can u? so sad well have fun suckin dick queer

[5anthonys]

Hey ladies, check out the erection at 0:30 seconds.  A big fat one!

[MissJ1nsu]

I love fungi. And yea honestly they look either like breasts, vaginas, or a penis.

And you know what? That's awesome.

[xzation]

More closely related to animals than plants...

[Praxographist]

trippy!

[MattiaSnowboarder]

wtf

[DarkMeleeOwnz]

1:20 fungi massacre :D

[framk20SH]

the funny thing is that at 1:04 it's not steam

it's sperm cells

[shreddernxtgen]

This sucks learn how to make videos

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Your telling the BBC (a multi million pound company) they need to learn how to make videos? Are you actually that dumb? or do you act that way to get attention?

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Or are you just reponding to me to get my attention?

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming So yeah what now bitch? YOu act as if youre gonna do something I was watching this for a class and do you know how long ago that was two freakin weeks so unless youre going to do anything shut the fuck up cause ill do wat happened at :32 to your wife or partner. bitch!

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Ahhh must be for the attention.....You realise you can't actually do anything over a computer right?

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming This is why ignoramous's like you dont belong on youtube who are you to judge what i say it is after all a free social website so i have what ever right to express my views so if you dont mind id like to continue living in the future instead of dweling on the on a comment that was composed over 2 weeks ago...

Seriously dude get a life....

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Did they stop teaching kids how to spell in the future?

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming its youtube and there are cultural differences in britain and america

so why ya trying to change the subject? you foolish dunce

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Not changing the subject, i was mocking your stupidity :)

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Do you want to continue poking fun at people for a purposely placed spelling incident or do you want to act your age you are after all probably some 40 year old virgin who has nothing else to do but spam youtube. So find a girl friend or boyfriend because you probably are homosexual with the vids you post oh I'm sorry thats right you have none dude your just made an account for no reason and you call me dumb. Haha wow i never knew the UK allowed such imbeciles to live

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen XD your telling me to act my age? when all you do in your videos is play with little kiddie beyblades lmao also you suck at playing the guitar you ruined whatever song it was you was trying to play...so yes before you tell other people to act their age maybe you should stop playing with little toys....Wolf 105f Lmfao you sad cunt.

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Beyblade gets it in bitch. And at least i have the balls to vids on youtube unlike your European ass. And that video of guitar was my cousin so how do you feel check me out on Unamed guitarist that my guitar channel so how do you feel bitch?

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Least you have balls to vids on youtube? i feel all good you silly nigger cunt, hush now go play with your beybaldes before you get sent off to bed XD you silly cunt how stupid must you feel right now.

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming I feel fine at-least Im not adopted like you and yup your right im definitely silly for doing something thats cool

Being racist is definitely all the rage, well done I hope you lost someone in 9/11. So then yup im silly have a nice day

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Whats wrong past your bed time to reply?

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen No i actually have a life i can't spend all my time on youtube ;) you see normal people have jobs which means we can't sit at home playing with our little beyblades. Why would i of lost someone in 9/11? you big dummy nigger :) Anyways seeing as i don't think your mentally retarded brain can keep up with this conversation i'm gonna put it to a end. It was nice reading your spastic comments :) heres some crayons and a colouring book.

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming At least idiots like you can finish what was none of your business to start. And I didn't know you worked the corner at nights no wonder, its because you had to go to work at 10:00. Thats makes perfect sense... so wel have fun sucking dick with the rest of your life deuces!

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Oh wow, i stopped using them kind of insults when i left kiddy school XD just admit it your one of them dumb fucks that try to act all cool over youtube. Heres a tip stop playing with beyblades then maybe you might actually have some real life friends :)

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Okay have fun sucking dick

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Yes...sucking dick XD have fun playing with your dick while you play with your little beyblades you sad fuck XD

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming why you getting mad did that guy reject you? Well anyway have fun sucking dick

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Are you sure im the mad one? you'r the one thats had to resort to calling people "gay" XD

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Are you sure about that seems like you're sucking some hard dick right now. May be you should stop sucking the dick of BBC and you'd have more friends

you suck dick!!!

you suck big dick!!!!

you put pornstars out of business that how gay you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Thats why you wish you could have some one do this to you..... 0:33

No wonder youre watching this video.

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Oooo somone get angry? XD I wish someone would grow some fungi for me? hush now little boy your embrassing yourself.

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Aww. Whats wrong cant handle the fact that you've lost to a 12 year old? how do you feel you're probably the one who got under the desk in the oval office and gave Clinton the fellatio

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Why would i admit to defeat? you really think your *defeating* me? lol wow your your obviosuly more mentally ratarded than i thought you was :D i take it you ran out of gay insults lol you silly child :) Like i said before unline your single parent mum i have work i can't spend the day on youtube posting videos of me playing with....beyblades XD

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Ooohh how long did it take you to think of that? And you call me mentally retarded why are you such a bbc whore that you have to keep coming back to think video and defend it? Oh, and thanks for watching my vids my views are doing fine hah.

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Not that long at all what makes you ask? Hmmm i don't think i've once defended the BBC in any of my post :/ and the only reason i keep coming back is because you are obviously getting upset by my comments and im enjoying reading your childish come backs :) GO BEYBALDE! wooo lol

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Despite your ignorance you amuse me and i am not an easy person to amuse, your consistency in replies has caused me no aggression in any way. And Im glad you support my cause because beyblade is amazing!!!! so yeah wooo!!!! go beyblade go!!!!! And this is for your benefit, youll get alot more friends if you dont act like a commercial buffoon.

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen XD I do have friends...the only differences is mine are in *real life* where as yours are either sitting behind a computer monitor or spinning in one of the little arenas you made XD anyway your boring now, was fun getting you upset and watching you embrass yourself by resorting to kiddy name calling :) I hope you have fun with your beyblades XD

[NinjaWormsOfFun]

@TheSteveFleming are you and shreddernxtgen fighting about something? its kind of annoying, just saying >.>

[shreddernxtgen]

@NinjaWormsOfFun Nah he's just acting immature so he can start a fight with a twelve year old on youtube. He's really cool ain't he? Just because I left a joking message that bbc cant make videos

[NinjaWormsOfFun]

@shreddernxtgen alright, but your being a bit immature as well by replying to his comment in that nature. I would think that other people would know this hahaha. But it is possible for you to not act like this, and its not that hard either. I'm able to do it, and I'm twelve as well ^^

[shreddernxtgen]

@NinjaWormsOfFun That is true wait what brings you to a biology video? lol

[NinjaWormsOfFun]

@shreddernxtgen I just think things like this are really interesting seeing fungi grow ^^ also I like researching infectious diseases and parasites

[shreddernxtgen]

@NinjaWormsOfFun Oh well i was moved ahead 3 grades so I have a ap bio class to do an assignment even tho I left that comment 2 weeks ago.... lol guess some ppl in the world just cant let go huh?

[NinjaWormsOfFun]

@shreddernxtgen oh wow thats really cool! were you home schooled? my friend said that many people who skip grades are home schooled because then they get to choose to go ahead in the curriculum.

[shreddernxtgen]

@NinjaWormsOfFun In a way my parents teach at different colleges such as Yale and Columbia so I would go with them and listen to lectures, or go and read in the library.

[NinjaWormsOfFun]

@shreddernxtgen oh, my aunt is a college teacher, but she just teaches at the Portland Community College. But yeah, lucky you hahaha

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Your real cool. In fact you should have been a ceiling fan. Oh and the next time you get comebacks make sure there not from the back of a cereal box. So have fun with you one and only clown subscriber maybe he'll let you suck his dick cuz after all thats all your good at doing after all so continue to embarrass your self proves how cool you are arguing with a 12 year old on the internet. :) so umm yeah continue to be an asshole in that shitty excuse for a home you call the UK.

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen You still going on? Hush now little boy tis your bed time.

[NinjaWormsOfFun]

@TheSteveFleming Thats not very logical seeing that you posted that at 2 PM... but i guess it could be his bed time if he was nocturnal...

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Coming from the guy who wont respond after 10:00 yeah oohhh your real bad.... lol

so whose your daddy?

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Like i said before some people actually work for a living :) I know my daddy but do you? doubt it he probley left your mum when she started sucking dick for crack ;)

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming haha who's your daddy?

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Haha. thats funny now you have to use my old lines to come back at me haha your so immature. lol

So who's your daddy?

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Old lines? think your mistaken there little negro :)

So wheres your daddy? ;)

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Oooo I didnt know someone of your mediocrity could use such language.

So who's your daddy?

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Oh wow i remember when i first used a thesaurus for the first time :)

Wheres your daddy? ;)

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Aww that's cute reflecting about two hours ago? Keep it to yourself cause no one asked. Anyway this has gone on long enough and I have had fun seeing you frustrated at my comments, even though you were arguing with a bot I created hah. well have fun with your bum-fuckery

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Lol yes im sure it was me getting frustrated ;) see ya little nigger :)

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Dueces you little tranny

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Oh and by the way check out my new beyblade video, and thanks for all the extra views you gave me. You see thats how you play someone for a fool hah.

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen What makes you think i viewed you vids? and even if i did theres no need to get a boner over how many views you get real man go out and get pussy ;) not sit in their bedroom playing with toys XD

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Wow you must be pretty steamed rite now after all you have nothing to say besides me and my beyblades, oh and calling a 12 year old a nigger when my family owned slaves? yeah you definitely are cool...

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Hmmm i guessing your more steamed then me considering you answered 57 seconds after i posted, are you actually so sad your sitting there waiting for me to post? a nigger family owned nigger slaves? Damn your a bigger disappointment to your race then i first thought :D

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming No I just descend from African royalty genius. And me sad? hah thats hilarious, you know if you were actually not so busy behind you 1995 computer maybe you wouldnt be so digusting, after all you name is Fleming, thats funny the a kid at my school is named fleming, and he's gay.May be its you. lol

So how many std's and sti's have you contracted from sucking so much dick?

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Oh wow royalty XD i guess your the reason Africa is being run by whites, yes im sure a 1995 computer could actually log onto youtube.....fail. And how would you know he's gay? have you had a personal run in with him :P no highly doubtful it's me since your school seems to teach little coons with little IQ's.

And i don't even need to responded to that kiddy insult lol your embrassing yourself even more :P

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming Then why are you responding to the whole?

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Why that comment actually seemed like it came from an adult this time whats wrong too much to handle us?

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming Wow you must have no friends aren't you so depressed? Whats wrong are you gonna cry now that you only have youtube to keep you comfort, replacing friendships with the closest you can get to a friend spamming a 12yr old kid. Wow you're real cool telling him to get pussy at such a young age. Are you sure you would want to do that cause he would probably get more girls than you do, not even you're own mom wants to see you. Its not my fault that you're adopted, you pathetic imbecile

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist ....Why go make up a second account XD kinda sad really hahaha

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming Make a second account? No, this is his band member you dunce. Whats wrong don't like being ganged up on? by 12 and 13 year olds?

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist Band member XD oh your a likkle 13yr old? why's your profile say 15....Also your bullshitting this account is just a sock account you obviously felt the need to go make a 2nd account to i dunno what? try and intimadate me? Lmao

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming This is my bro's old account. And I have no need to intimidate such a weak minded fool

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist So your calling your friend a weak minded fool?

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming You damn well know what I said why would shredder go and create another account in December when he could not anticipate running into you?

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist Yes i know what you said you called him/you a weak minded fool... :D

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming IT is actually his older brothers account bbut he made a mistake in the spelling of Unamed so now he just manages my guitar vids

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen Oh well that clears everything up then, couldn't you post your own guitar vids? also i thought that was your cousin playing the guitar and not you?....strange XD

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming I edit the videos ignoramus

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen So then their not your videos, why are you saying it's you playing the guitar? lying much? or are you so sad it is actually you playing the guitar and playing beyblades.....would make sense that your 15 hench you feel the need to go make another account and pretend to be a 15yr old *friend* :P Yes i think thats it.....silly nigger :)

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming And the racism continues your obviously too afraid to handle both of us because we'll obliterate any thing you have to say whitey cracker honky.

[TheSteveFleming]

@shreddernxtgen I don't see you *obliterating* (you do realise you can do them kinda things over a computer right?) So because you just used racism againt me doesn't that mean your a numb nuts that just fucked up? XD

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming Oh and I am 13 genius

[UnamedGuitarist]

@UnamedGuitarist Your 13 genius? yep okay if thats some new form of autism I guess you are

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist Responding to yourself now? kinda weird thing to do :P

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming Even the best of us make mistakes

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist Well no it just shows what a dumb fuck you are lmao Gonna sit on the computer arguing with yourself for a while?

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming Nah I do that on the weekends. Why do want some pointers because when you try and do it you get so mad at yourself a tumor develops?

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist Yeah that makes no sense, why would you argue with yourself over a computer at weekends? are you mentally retarded? or do you lack attention? Funny how it's only the one of you posting now, are you sure your not pretending to be the same person? kinda looks like you are which would mean you are the stupidest motherfucker on youtube XD oh quick i called you a motherfucker go on google and try to find some big words so you can form an insult you don't even understand XD

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming Oh Yeah Im surprised someone of your mental capacity could form such words. And yep you must truly be mentally retarded

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist Yeah i take it you ran out of things to say then so you had to basically copy what i said XD

[UnamedGuitarist]

@TheSteveFleming aww I believe he is about to cry? Its alright we already know that you're adopted

[TheSteveFleming]

@UnamedGuitarist Yep definalty the same person, your even using the same insults XD wish i was cool enough to pretend i was two different people XD

[shreddernxtgen]

@TheSteveFleming Yeah because two ppl can fuse together sorry dude but you need to learn that not every thing you see in dragoon ball Z is possible

[UnamedGuitarist]

@shreddernxtgen What are you even fighting over lol.