Marine offering kids some pop rocks

[loldog65]

nice ass

[norra124]

There are brainwashed morons who think they are going to save the world by killing innocents, and then there are people like this/these marines, with hearts of gold. This vid is supposed to be funny which, it is, but I also found it very beautiful and eye watering for some reason.. wonder why.. =)

[GearsOfSonic]

@MelodiannaJ same

[HughJass370]

WHAT GUN WAS THAT?!?!

[GubnumHD]

its sad 1:02 his gun was facing the children... *facepalm*

[MackLel38]

nice ass

[MelodiannaJ]

SAW UR COMMENT ON RWJ!!!

[raymon202]

@MelodiannaJ what comment? were is everyone talking about !?

[raymon202]

@raymon202 I said nice ass on a cat dog fighting video that was shown in RWJ's video

[soonja100]

why is he doing that silly voice? I feel ill seing this

[nextpro]

@soonja100 It`s a character from family guy.

[kestkr]

Hahaha!

[peggyrayers822]

I love your video!

[Odizet]

Is it wrong that I find this kind of cute?

[bluefrog85]

LOL this is great.

[Muzikman127]

The whole time in this video seeing a gun pointing at a child just made me terrified. Funny these kids just grow up not even afraid of a gun pointed at them- it's just normal to them...

[SpoonHysteria]

@Muzikman127 safety.

[dumle29]

@Muzikman127 its not pointed at them, its resting on its bipod, and the angle of the camera makes it look as if its pointing at them.

[Nitschke16]

That fucking lightsaber.

[damiion666]

Direct em towards the mine field...

[qaunptv]

then he shoots them right thats what makes this funny

[ZedekOfLP101]

Happy holidays, troops. Thank you for all that you do.

[Casebaguette]

Merry Christmas troops, thank you for serving our country

[SeizureBobcat]

We will win this war by molesting your children.

[hmdd]

Pieces of shit, do some research ive been there and ive seen it with my own eyes. Now you go and suck some dicks, tour a duty my ass, they are complete shit in Iraq, all they did was killing innocent people and stealing oil.. The reason the invaded iraq was for nuclear bombs, now almost 9 uear later they still didnt find shit. Now its a fact that iran has nuclear bombs but they dont invaded that fagget ass country.. Why? Cuz they dont have enough oil to spend another trillion dollars for.

[hmdd]

@xenophics85 Funny, you ever met a terrorist? You ever spoke to one? You ever asked him why he's doing what he's doing? You know arabic? You know what these long bearded men say when they speak, or all you do is read the subs? Since you never spoke to a 'terrorist' dont suck a dick on what ya hear about what the news brings ya, or your fag ass president tell you. It's all a game, you guys keep believing that al qaida excists, and keep struggling for your healthinsurance

[xenophics85]

@hmdd keep struggling for healthinsurance? wtf? LOL BLA BLA BLA EAT A DICK SAND NIGGER

[Santuni3]

May the candy be with you ...

[ElasticWorld]

"Would ya like some o' ma pop rocksh?"

[jimmiow]

BAHAHAHA! Fucken hilarious!

[SheffieldLover]

The voice of Pedobear D:

[RockyBalboa211]

Lightsaber!!

[skyhime]

You're a pervert Dude!

[thatstheguy07]

Wow. Soldiers not being complete pieces of shit in Iraq... ya dont see that every day.

[towely]

@thatstheguy07 Actually I do.

[MrRustyshackleford19]

@thatstheguy07 You sir can go choke down some dick. 

[thatstheguy07]

@MrRustyshackleford19 Lol as if my comment was off base. Go do a fucking search for US soldiers in iraq there dickhead, and see what you come up with.

[MrRustyshackleford19]

@thatstheguy07 Don't have to, between my family and close friends who have all served their country with honor in the sandbox I don't need to do any searches. Grow the fuck up you sorry piece of shit.

[MalcolmLeeKennedy]

@thatstheguy07 It a dick bro. Talk about soldiers behavior when you serve a tour a duty. You fucking cock sucker.

[MrThewazaaa]

Holy fuck! A lightsaber!

[pimpassassin]

Herbert the Pervert

[Krokstad]

HERBERT THE PERVERT!

[FGTony]

trying to make up for all the kids killed by US attacks???

[bluefrog85]

@FGTony You don't know crap. Your pathetic.

[obone01]

@bluefrog85 You're*

At least spell properly if you're telling someone they "don't know crap." Oh the irony.

[bluefrog85]

@obone01 Oh no... you got me. I'm just so upset now... NOT. Get bent fag.

[BarnstableFightClub]

That pops rocks video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! take a look at my channel too!

[TheMadFedje]

he didn't moan enough. he needs a "hmmmm"

[bbmisc420196]

Herbert voice LOL!

[Wolf6068]

The sunlight make him look like hes got a purple lightsaber...

0:54

[jaybird3112]

I am SO happy the death ray didn't kill the kids:/



[0485BOY]

Sound like Herbert from Family Guy

[iristhevampiress]

"You want some candy? You want some of my Pop Rocks? You gotta put them in your mouth." *insert Homer Simpson impression here*

[hmdd]

Pause at 00:59 thats the true american soldier, fucking sick people

[00oo00ownedlv]

@hmdd He wasn't aiming at them you fucktard.

[Sniperwolfsguy]

@hmdd You're a fucking idiot. Yeah I said it. Perspective, how does it work?

[fantomzed]

I lol'd

[ShadowHunter189]

FAKE AND GAY JUST KIDDING I LOVE IT GODDAMN

[Superfrokid]

Cute~

[RealMuthaF]

lol i was waiting for him to shoot the kids



[imprincessbieber]

lol that was sooo funny the way he was talking

[DASPEN666Devil]

These sons of bitches are plain brutes sometimes but they are still a bit human.. HOORAH

[hilletehnoob]

pedobear approves this video

[FireUara]

That's awesome!

[helenaspeaker]

hahhahaah OMG HOW COULD ANYONE DISLIKE THIS HAHAHAHAHA H

i got canday for ya!

[BeastlyAnteater]

get yo fat ass back ovah hee

[MoreAnonymous]

MmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm­m heyyyyyyyyyy kyle

[xShamy]

Ok Since when did soldiers Have Lightsabers Ծ_Ծ

[lordloch]

@xShamy I thought that was a lightsaber too.

[b1bIs1337]

they don't even look like sand niggers or nothin'

[onlyontuesdays99]

@b1bIs1337 That's because they're PEOPLE, you cunt.

[lobsterwithwings]

@b1bIs1337 you don't even seem like a good troll or nothin'

[BloXboX37]

Oh fuck my sides i cant stop laughing.

[Mrcrazy80]

LOL "Put 'em in your mouth!" SO EFFING PERVERSE xD

[onlyontuesdays99]

@Mrcrazy80 Usually people put candy in their mouth. Where do you put it?

NOW who's the pervert?

[krusokat]

Wut? i don´t even...

[chrisdelvalleisgreat]

OMG COOL LIGHTSABER, I DIDNT KNOW WE HAD THOSE

[r33dm0nk3y]

@chrisdelvalleisgreat Oh, I thought you were talking about the dislike bar or something :P

[Kayzloss]

Free candy car, Rape voice, Thai child.. What a pedobear video !

[dairyc0w]

sad thing is that these kinds are in the way of war...

[GodFromTheMachineXD]

WOAH! THE US MILITARY HAS LIGHTSABERS NOW?!

[EdenC996]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH MY GOSH.

[gateboy160]

is that real

[l0rdSlay3r]

was that a light saber at 0:56?

[mapomonster]

dark humour

[KissMyBeat06]

Bitch please! It's Herbert from Family Guy(the pedophile) !

[albdude4lyfe]

haha good stuff, muzzle awareness next time :D

[Felixkeeg]

WTF Hole the time!

DA FUCK?

[sueishungry]

I was so scared the whole time they might possibly shoot them ;_; firearms are scary

[VEN0M182]

@sueishungry Firearms are inanimate objects, people kill people. Firearms cannot.

Also, what kinda of soldier would just shoot children?

[m4gunner25]

@sueishungry firearms are no more dangerous than a steak knife. i could kill 5 people in about 35 seconds with a steak knife, but i dont see you being scared when you cut your chicken!

[Uhur]

What is Mace Windu doing there?

[Playersbewarned]

fucking lightsabers 

[HOLIMOUNT]

oh Americans u so silly 

[jamstamanify]

what a ledgend

[Debilugaujos]

after yhat thay shot thouse kids in the head :D

[2pac4rap]

@Debilugaujos wouldn't be surprising...

[dajokaman759]

@Debilugaujos yes thats a reason to smile dumb fuck.

[Kuma00i]

LOL

[sleepyteins]

Oh, dont mind the FJ army passing by.

[dadsythe2]

@sleepyteins FJ is for faggots

[XYManx28]

@sleepyteins who's FJ?

[MichelKerkmeester]

@XYManx28 Funny Junk

[gaaralover49]

Sup,FJ

[JokkesenDK]

This is the sweetest and funniest thing I've ever seen.

[lightningblade20]

I would have shot both of them and make an excuse why

[YekAdameRadif]

@lightningblade20 u probabley dont know how guns work

[BdFlyDawg]

that is a really impressive Herbet impressions.

[ivano1987]

those kids are waaaaaaaaaaay too close to those guns......

[762BR]

@ivano1987

What do you think is going to happen? The gun is just going to get up and start shooting? lmao

[dzeusasfy]

I'm just happy they didn't make fun of those kid, and didn't point their guns at them

[FarplaneWind]

wow, i watched this on mute the first time and didn't get why it was so funny. now... lmfao.

[whoaaronjonesss]

this vid is addicting

[VenomTheHedgehog]

I wonder if Family Guy is involved with this

[Timmy522]

Lol, funny for whoever knows the origins of the voice.

[IScareWomenAway]

Dat voice haha.

[DJ3G3T5]

i think its awsome of these marines giving some to these kids :-), even tho they have very little left :P

[BrainDawgs0NRG0]

I hope this is a feature in ArmA 3, giving you something to do during those long bits of lying in a ditch waiting for some guy to wander out of a shack 3 klicks away.

[zuyx]

That's too damn funny man!

[combomaster99]

hahahahahah fucking love it!!!

[latexxdominatrix]

You could atleast film them eating it.

[BoxxyFan]

inb4 10,000,000 views

[Jackb0b1]

I've got some candy for ya... Lead candy!! Muahahahahaha!

[mpviral]

nice of the marine, but damn...that sounds creepy lol

[seaninboise]

I hear Halliburton supplied the pop rocks at $1,500 a package. Not a bad deal.

[hoodrap89]

lol

[FormulaVid]

This'd have been a great video without the voice.

[BrainDawgs0NRG0]

So we are teaching kids that it's fine to go up to people you don't know WHO HAVE GUNS and take candy from them. Great...

[gillece]

@BrainDawgs0NRG0

You think US Marines would molest kids?

Plus, who's the "we" teaching those kids?

[seaninboise]

@gillece well theyre not exempt from it, but its obvious to see this was a joke video... people get too uptight

[BrainDawgs0NRG0]

@gillece Just a joke... Anyway the kids get sent up as scouts by their parents, the marines (or the ADF guys, or just about anybody deployed in the area) can't keep them away, so I see no harm in this kinda stuff.

[gillece]

@BrainDawgs0NRG0

Guess my sense of humor is a little dry then haha

[N3ASL8EN]

@BrainDawgs0NRG0

These kids are in the middle of a war, and their parents probably sent them as scouts to check out the surroundings. I prefer them taking candy than the marines shooting them or whatever.

[CookingWithHeinrich]

Best $683 000 000 ever spent.

[EmptyHero]

i did the same thing when i was in iraq. but, instead of giving them candy i shoot their parents dead and stole all their turbans

[BartinMuus]

1:05 Shit, they almost got sliced by the laser

[spartanses]

rofl

[orangegumbos]

Stupid American soldiers, they are prone to attack and therefore should not be bringing the kids close.. but the video was pretty funny..

[JillnRe]

@baglady4112000 how?

[baglady4112000]

@JillnRe People in the Army are called Soldiers, Marines are Marines, Air Force are called Airmen, and Navy personal are sailors.

[N3ASL8EN]

@orangegumbos

If they knew that they were in danger or whatever, then they wouldn't be calling the children over. I think they were just staying in their stations in case some shit DOES go down, but really, I think it's safe. The US military loves children, so I don't think they would intentionally hurt them. O-O

(Yes, I'm a bit butthurt over "stupid American soldiers", deal with it.)

[orangegumbos]

@N3ASL8EN I apologise, 'stupid American soldiers' was harsh and wrong to say.. but I stand by my opinion that I do not think the soldiers should be bringing the children close, as you say, they 'were just staying in their stations in case some shit does go down", what would happen to the children if this were to happen!? but whatever bro.. :)

[juggaloszuchman]

the only thing that would have been funnier would have been "Oooh piece of candy....oooh piece of candy....oooh piece of candy...:" THAT would have been epic

[bev574]

fuck i love these guys

[pr0nflakes]

Grandma mode engaged.

[mrjzxv]

resistance is futile

[775gary]

shoot em... OBEY

[100PercentOJ]

I did that to the kids out there all the time!!!! Except with Gatorade and RipIt's

[omfgstfuandgtfo]

Since when did Americas army get equipped with freaking LASER BEAMS?!

[Olemguy]

@omfgstfuandgtfo They're not Army, they're Marines.

[wuuglai69]

AMERica. LibBERTY AND FREEDOM FOR EVERYONE.

[AlexSterring]

@wuuglai69

AMERICA: More like SOPA and 93-7 bill ;)

Get your facts straight, america is leaning toward facism.

[artiziff123]

@AlexSterring *facepalm* so facism = censorship... goddamnit..

[FHSolidus]

trolololol

[clazziquaism]

im so gayyyy

[IIRemy]

Inb4 3,000,000 views.

[56KbModem]

I'm laughing my dick off, this guy is just too funny. "Put them in your mouth!"

[Flapcakes524]

Still though, they're pretty smart, they don't eat them in case it's poisonous.

[Flapcakes524]

Also why the fuck are they wearing dresses? LOL muslims...

[Flapcakes524]

Dude, those kids are gonna turn those pop rocks into explosives!!

[Flapcakes524]

Remember kids, always trust a man armed with an M4 and has candy.

[kitches1991]

"fighting for America" eh?

[man0verboard]

BHAHAHAHH