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  • 0:36

    The guy in the window almost looks like the Heavy from TF2

  • you notice she pointed to lake tahoe then san fran lol

  • I wonder why Tanya went blond?

  • Couldnt they have just moved that meeting of the world leaders to another place?

  • 2:42 am i the only one who is doing a starring contest with yuri

  • ahhahaha!!! massivesoft!!!this is RA2's microsoft!hahha

  • The remote Einstein is holding is the Star Wars commlink toy from episode 1. All the action figures came with a little sound card and when u put it to the commlink, it gave you some movie quotes.

  • 0:35 look at the window heavy! from tf2 :D

  • A 3 way with those two. After that epic happening, I wouldn't have even cared if Yuri controlled the world. My work as a man would have already been accomplished.

  • Red Alert 2 Timeline > Red Alert 3 Timeline

  • 8:48 "You cumming commander?" xD

  • I had no idea all these actors and actresses had done video games

  • Lol, guys look at the window behind Tania where she speak at begging, you will see Heave from TF2 :DDDD

  • @edvinux61 Heavy*

  • many apples on Massivesoft CEO's table lol

  • 4 people wanted to give dessert to Yuri.

  • lol....

    yuri can be erotic too!

    here

    i mind control u. take off ur chlothes and touch my psichic dominator!!!!

  • I love the texan general.

  • mission 1 briefing.taya boobs were rubbing against eistein's arm

  • omg, flashbacks!!!

  • Wait, if the commander and Eva and tonya all traveled back time, what happened to themselves at that time?

  • @TheRa2fan go to RA3 and be serious there.

  • @TheRa2fan They fell into a plothole, there's quite a number of them lying around

  • I will return!!

  • not trying to sound like a perv, but did tanyas boobs also get an "expansion pack" along with red alert?

  • @CWScott24 Well, Lt. Eva's skirt definitely got shorter...

    But then again, I'm not complaining in either case. =P

  • @Schone23666 oh how i miss the 90's

  • HAHAHA! "Yuri has taken control of Hollywood and begun to distribute subliminal propaganda." He needn't bother, they do that anyway!

  • Einstein is holding a Star Wars commtech speaker toy,I swear to just about any god. I still have the thing from my kid-days and the backside (visible on 1:28) is exactly the same is the backside of that commtoy thingy.

  • I'd hate to interrupt this pleasant conversation, folks...

    ...but where was the Shogun Executioner during Yuri's revenge???

  • I dont understand why Yuri needed money in Massivesoft mission. He just turns everyone into slave and who wants money when he dont have own mind? XD

  • General Carville always had his ways of being funny

  • he's surfaced mr. president(carville)hello mr. president i was thinking holy shit i gotta fight carville now

  • love the short skirt girl

  • One question does remain, where is Yuri supposed to poop in that isolation chamber?

  • IF there were only two commanders who saved the day from soviets, isolated yuri in pyschic isolation chamber, and defeated BOTH Empire of teh rising sun AND soviets, boy now you dont hurt tanya when u chose eva cause tanya gets picked by THAT another best buddy commander.

  • 2 people do not have complete faith in Yuri

  • @Andreweliotbremer

    I have complete faith in Yuri :D

  • handsome feetsome asssome

  • I don't have any cutscenes between missions :(

  • Can someone please release Yuri from the Psychic Isolation Chamber so we can have a 4 way/factioned Red Alert 4?

  • now i want yuri's cell so i could mind control!

  • Old Eva is way better than the new one.

  • @Inthedark264 New one look like a porn star ... big bood =((

  • Psychic dominator deezaahhstuhh!!

  • wait, wiat, wait, If you go back in time wouldn't there be 2 of you? And two Tanyas......... wait, screw the paradox, two tanyas is worth it!

  • wait, wiat, wait, If you go back in time wouldn't there be 2 of you? And two Tanyas......... wait, screw the paradix, two tanyas is worth it!

  • i am yuri. Oh baby.

  • So much better than any successors... Everything is better, from story to gameplay.

  • Hey. i miss Einstein's rescue, have you forgot the Mission 4 cutscene ?

  • yeah this is my favorite show

  • God the acting is just so......FUCKING AWESOME!

  • lol Massivesoft

  • lol look at the window at :36 it looks like the heavy from team fortress 2 is walking by XD

  • actually , soviet is much better then these cutscenes

  • In the first cutscene Doctor Einstein is using one of those voice-chip readers you got for Episode One Star Wars toys as a remote control! Good to see no expense spared on these masterpieces! :P

  • Massivesoft, CANT STOP LAUGHTING xD xD Is that Bill gates? xD xD

  • I love how they make Yuri look like Lenin

  • Yay Carville. That guy's a good actor btw.

  • 2:35 Yuri starts making lousy Disney movies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!!!!!

  • Fun fact in all Red Alert games-

    At the end, it's good to be the Commander B)

  • lucky Einstein @ 0:55 - 1:05

  • General Carville reminds me of the host of Lock n load. watshisname? Lee R. Ermey?

  • @emoangel756 He is Barry Corbin

  • @MiLeS84666 i think they are the same, except one have a giant world company and one dont

  • good memories

  • @MiLeS84666 son of bill gates?

  • Eva > Tanya

  • LOL, MASSIVESOFT!!!

    xD

  • LOL Massivesoft!!

  • HOGWASH!!!

  • red alert 2 more for comedy

  • HOGWASH

  • MASSIVESOFT HOLY SHIT!

  • Massivesoft.

    isn't that a parody of Microsoft?

  • @RapierMedia No shit....you serious!? ¬_¬

  • @ComisarNolan must be

  • I think so.

  • A secret meeting in the HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT?! Might as well have a secret meeting of world leaders in the UN building.

  • True, but it has its own insane logic to it: London is the heart of the Allied cause more or less, and Parliament is doubtless well defended. That, and if you suppressed the details of the meeting, the enemy would probably think it would be TOO obvious to be true and start looking through the known Allied safehouses.

    Unfortunately, the Allies forgot they were dealing with Yuri rather than Stalin or Romanov, so it didn't work so well.

  • @DerBlitzStag if the world was at war and britain had been invaded.. where would the last place you would look for the priminister and stuff...

  • @TedWinni Glasgow :)

  • @DerBlitzStag lul

  • @DerBlitzStag Rofl

  • look at the CLEAVAGE!

  • Don't know if anyone noticed, but at 6:34, the map in the background has 'NAHQ DECODING,' which was in Tiberian Sun as well.

  • MASSIVESOFT!! HAHAHAHAH...this is soo funy...

  • haha.........massivesoft huh

  • hahaha!!!!MassiveSoft n BILLY GATES!!!!!hahaha

  • LOL Einstein looks like a doche

  • timedivice wy not go back in time and kill yuri then huh thats a better idie then fight the war

  • So bad its good. It was meant to be a parody of cheesy coldwar scifi.

  • boobs

  • Massivesoft :D ? looks like parody of Microsoft(logoype looks same)

  • really good man

    wherever u got it

  • DAHAHA

    Last scene is awesome as fuck I wish i can have Liutenent Eva as my pet :)

  • what is Tanya's hair blonde or brown? its complicated!

  • lol at their einstein. he's too fat nywyz

  • tanya is hot

  • naw no host as the one is red alert 3 lol

  • Hmmm...Eva or Tanya? That's a really hard one.

  • I say both

  • @Jackcar141 tanya...definitely tanya

    

  • @Jackcar141 definitely Eva, look at that boob

  • @Jackcar141 both and have a threesome.

  • @Jackcar141 I say why not both? ; )

  • @Jackcar141 I'd choose them both :)

  • @Jackcar141 Easy decision. Tanya can kill me. Eva can't.

  • @Jackcar141

    actually thats easy... Tanya

  • @Jackcar141 why choose only one, make both happy and arrive at the whitehouse with them both on each arm

  • about the massivesoft thing which is similar to real world microsoft. what is futuretech inc. from red alert 3 similar to any real world companies making future technoligies. which is better massivesoft or futuretech

  • i used to fap to this girl in the beginning

  • at the end, whos tanya and whos luietenat(lol) eva?

  • Tanys is oin in the back dress Eva Is in the white

  • HA HA! MASSIVESOFT is funny 'cause I think it's supposed to be MICROSOFT! SOFUNNY!!!

  • I love these theyre so corny.

  • einstein look soo funny ;)

  • yuri is named after uri gellar, the man who twisted christopher reeves' spine from two continents away. He is a dangerous man, american spoons bend to his will!

  • I gotta say that RA2 & RA2 YR cutscenes are even better than C&C Generals and C&C General Zero Hour

  • The Allied ending is much funnier then the Soviet one.

  • tanya you look hot ... i'm your slave =)

  • Freak :p

  • obey yuri.

    we have lollies.

  • yo havent played this in years

    im going to play it now

  • massivesoft ahahahahahaahahahahhahha

  • 6:53 piramid shape

    Ea=mason games crp

  • damnit why cant youtube load faster?!

  • I am Arku... Obey me... Please? ...Anyone? =(

  • 2:44 -- exactly HOW was the mind control filtered out O_o * walks into a grinder *

  • I'am Yuri Obey Me!!!!

    Very funny!!!

  • * hypnotic ringing *

    get me a pepsi...

    i am yuri

  • haha massivesoft

  • lol ur theroes suck if EA hadnt bought WestWood then it might have actually made sense

  • lol very cool. My name is yuri. and i play this game online hehe. Very cool! lovely this haha

  • must join yuri

  • Eva is a LITTLE hotter but who could pass up a chance to have sex with a female army commando as hot as tanya, just think, shake it baby!

  • don't blame me if she touches you and you blow up! hahah

  • why pick one? take both :D

  • Tanya is DAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNN hot ;)

  • Eva vs Tanya eh?

  • id do them both

  • yes sir.

  • Chairman "Bean" of "MassiveSoft" in "Seattle"

    ROFLMAO

  • all of them gotm ind controlled except tanya she is a special unit just like boris and yuri prime

  • Zofia ftw :]

    Nice job yosh

  • Zofia is better looking than Eva or Tanya, i believe.

  • Nah... Eva is more of my type

  • HOGWASH!

  • HOGWASH!

  • Somehow, I like Zofia more than Eva.

  • lol "Thanks to you, commander, Yuri won't be able to mind control a Fly."

    then a giant swarm of yuri-controlled Kamikaze Flies blows up on Carville

  • That briefing room on the 5th mission cutscene looks like it came from the GDI Space Station (sorry can't spell name of the space station) from the 2nd NOD mission of Tiberian Sun. Well, nearly look like it because of the reflection of the room.

  • well i'll be dipped in molases lol

  • lol in allied campaing the soviet surrenderred but in soviet campaing the aliied surrenderred... so 2 surrenderers??? :D

  • The Allies is the true storyline in RA, Soviets always a "What if?"

  • The allied ending is the true ending. The soviet ending is the alternate ending.

  • yes that's right. C&C games usually have alternate endings. Blizzard games are the ones with only one ending.

  • If it's on ending or the other, it's always the good faction's ending in C&C.

  • No, in RA95 if the Allies win it continues the RA series, but if Soviets win then that starts Tiberium series.

  • Well I think one is free to debate. My thoughts are that if the Soviets won then Nod would have had more influence in Europe, and the Allied campaign also talks about something that sounds liked GDI being formed. But you have your opinion, and I have mine.

  • I thought that Tiberium series was supposed to be like 3-400 years into the future from the time of red alert 2?!

  • No, the first Tiberium game is set in 95. The second one, Tiberian Sun, is set in 2030. Tiberium Wars in set in 2047. It's decades ahead, not centuries.

  • Okay, now i understand. I never did get what the relations was between the games...

  • technically if Einstein didn't invent time travel and eliminate Hitler, RA wouldn't have happenned at all. Since the key element was the Tiberium meteor , it doesn't matter if RA happenned or not though.

  • lol Massivesoft its need to be microsoft lol

  • that's... the joke...

  • At 1:10... that remote that Einstein is holding looks DAMN similar to a star wars voice toy that you put plastic fobs over to play the sounds...