The remote Einstein is holding is the Star Wars commlink toy from episode 1. All the action figures came with a little sound card and when u put it to the commlink, it gave you some movie quotes.
A 3 way with those two. After that epic happening, I wouldn't have even cared if Yuri controlled the world. My work as a man would have already been accomplished.
Einstein is holding a Star Wars commtech speaker toy,I swear to just about any god. I still have the thing from my kid-days and the backside (visible on 1:28) is exactly the same is the backside of that commtoy thingy.
IF there were only two commanders who saved the day from soviets, isolated yuri in pyschic isolation chamber, and defeated BOTH Empire of teh rising sun AND soviets, boy now you dont hurt tanya when u chose eva cause tanya gets picked by THAT another best buddy commander.
In the first cutscene Doctor Einstein is using one of those voice-chip readers you got for Episode One Star Wars toys as a remote control! Good to see no expense spared on these masterpieces! :P
True, but it has its own insane logic to it: London is the heart of the Allied cause more or less, and Parliament is doubtless well defended. That, and if you suppressed the details of the meeting, the enemy would probably think it would be TOO obvious to be true and start looking through the known Allied safehouses.
Unfortunately, the Allies forgot they were dealing with Yuri rather than Stalin or Romanov, so it didn't work so well.
about the massivesoft thing which is similar to real world microsoft. what is futuretech inc. from red alert 3 similar to any real world companies making future technoligies. which is better massivesoft or futuretech
yuri is named after uri gellar, the man who twisted christopher reeves' spine from two continents away. He is a dangerous man, american spoons bend to his will!
That briefing room on the 5th mission cutscene looks like it came from the GDI Space Station (sorry can't spell name of the space station) from the 2nd NOD mission of Tiberian Sun. Well, nearly look like it because of the reflection of the room.
Well I think one is free to debate. My thoughts are that if the Soviets won then Nod would have had more influence in Europe, and the Allied campaign also talks about something that sounds liked GDI being formed. But you have your opinion, and I have mine.
No, the first Tiberium game is set in 95. The second one, Tiberian Sun, is set in 2030. Tiberium Wars in set in 2047. It's decades ahead, not centuries.
technically if Einstein didn't invent time travel and eliminate Hitler, RA wouldn't have happenned at all. Since the key element was the Tiberium meteor , it doesn't matter if RA happenned or not though.
0:36
The guy in the window almost looks like the Heavy from TF2
AstropilotStudios 2 days ago
you notice she pointed to lake tahoe then san fran lol
MrAndrewdaily 2 weeks ago
I wonder why Tanya went blond?
ChaosDemon2 1 month ago 2
Couldnt they have just moved that meeting of the world leaders to another place?
physicalgrafiti12345 1 month ago
2:42 am i the only one who is doing a starring contest with yuri
sammibal 2 months ago
ahhahaha!!! massivesoft!!!this is RA2's microsoft!hahha
hawk47504 2 months ago
The remote Einstein is holding is the Star Wars commlink toy from episode 1. All the action figures came with a little sound card and when u put it to the commlink, it gave you some movie quotes.
akas1255 3 months ago
0:35 look at the window heavy! from tf2 :D
masterype2 3 months ago 4
A 3 way with those two. After that epic happening, I wouldn't have even cared if Yuri controlled the world. My work as a man would have already been accomplished.
Fuzzyfoot88 3 months ago
Red Alert 2 Timeline > Red Alert 3 Timeline
HerpinxthexDerp 4 months ago
8:48 "You cumming commander?" xD
bmzsoft 5 months ago
I had no idea all these actors and actresses had done video games
najhoant 6 months ago
Lol, guys look at the window behind Tania where she speak at begging, you will see Heave from TF2 :DDDD
edvinux61 7 months ago
@edvinux61 Heavy*
edvinux61 7 months ago
many apples on Massivesoft CEO's table lol
type45tomcat21 7 months ago
4 people wanted to give dessert to Yuri.
charliec81 7 months ago
lol....
yuri can be erotic too!
here
i mind control u. take off ur chlothes and touch my psichic dominator!!!!
gama5110 7 months ago 2
I love the texan general.
MynameisElliott 8 months ago
mission 1 briefing.taya boobs were rubbing against eistein's arm
CommanderKaiser 8 months ago
omg, flashbacks!!!
tysswe1 9 months ago
Wait, if the commander and Eva and tonya all traveled back time, what happened to themselves at that time?
TheRa2fan 9 months ago
@TheRa2fan go to RA3 and be serious there.
budokaitimshow 8 months ago
@TheRa2fan They fell into a plothole, there's quite a number of them lying around
dragondisaster 2 weeks ago
I will return!!
0xYurix0 9 months ago
not trying to sound like a perv, but did tanyas boobs also get an "expansion pack" along with red alert?
CWScott24 10 months ago 16
@CWScott24 Well, Lt. Eva's skirt definitely got shorter...
But then again, I'm not complaining in either case. =P
Schone23666 2 months ago
@Schone23666 oh how i miss the 90's
CWScott24 2 months ago
HAHAHA! "Yuri has taken control of Hollywood and begun to distribute subliminal propaganda." He needn't bother, they do that anyway!
Jeet27 11 months ago 22
Einstein is holding a Star Wars commtech speaker toy,I swear to just about any god. I still have the thing from my kid-days and the backside (visible on 1:28) is exactly the same is the backside of that commtoy thingy.
Redspy27 11 months ago
I'd hate to interrupt this pleasant conversation, folks...
...but where was the Shogun Executioner during Yuri's revenge???
TheLambdaTeam 11 months ago
I dont understand why Yuri needed money in Massivesoft mission. He just turns everyone into slave and who wants money when he dont have own mind? XD
Lakword2 1 year ago 6
General Carville always had his ways of being funny
Acerfan2010 1 year ago
he's surfaced mr. president(carville)hello mr. president i was thinking holy shit i gotta fight carville now
lostsagadragon 1 year ago
love the short skirt girl
yurikomuro 1 year ago
One question does remain, where is Yuri supposed to poop in that isolation chamber?
AgActual 1 year ago
IF there were only two commanders who saved the day from soviets, isolated yuri in pyschic isolation chamber, and defeated BOTH Empire of teh rising sun AND soviets, boy now you dont hurt tanya when u chose eva cause tanya gets picked by THAT another best buddy commander.
emoangel756 1 year ago
2 people do not have complete faith in Yuri
Andreweliotbremer 1 year ago 3
@Andreweliotbremer
I have complete faith in Yuri :D
Kasadoll 1 year ago
handsome feetsome asssome
99681655 1 year ago
I don't have any cutscenes between missions :(
judicatoraldarisHT 1 year ago
Can someone please release Yuri from the Psychic Isolation Chamber so we can have a 4 way/factioned Red Alert 4?
neokazuka 1 year ago 2
now i want yuri's cell so i could mind control!
christopherlng753 1 year ago
Old Eva is way better than the new one.
Inthedark264 1 year ago
@Inthedark264 New one look like a porn star ... big bood =((
hienhao 1 year ago
Psychic dominator deezaahhstuhh!!
championofcathay 1 year ago
wait, wiat, wait, If you go back in time wouldn't there be 2 of you? And two Tanyas......... wait, screw the paradox, two tanyas is worth it!
Wildcat425B 1 year ago
wait, wiat, wait, If you go back in time wouldn't there be 2 of you? And two Tanyas......... wait, screw the paradix, two tanyas is worth it!
Wildcat425B 1 year ago
i am yuri. Oh baby.
vorteksio2 1 year ago
So much better than any successors... Everything is better, from story to gameplay.
StokaSR 1 year ago
Hey. i miss Einstein's rescue, have you forgot the Mission 4 cutscene ?
Superfrycook 1 year ago
yeah this is my favorite show
2388adie 1 year ago
God the acting is just so......FUCKING AWESOME!
EliteDoylebros 1 year ago 3
lol Massivesoft
punctualjinx 1 year ago
lol look at the window at :36 it looks like the heavy from team fortress 2 is walking by XD
saPpinsentRyS 1 year ago 5
actually , soviet is much better then these cutscenes
MrDoubleniner 1 year ago
In the first cutscene Doctor Einstein is using one of those voice-chip readers you got for Episode One Star Wars toys as a remote control! Good to see no expense spared on these masterpieces! :P
AshenTallaveran 1 year ago 3
Massivesoft, CANT STOP LAUGHTING xD xD Is that Bill gates? xD xD
Finalzero 1 year ago
I love how they make Yuri look like Lenin
TravisDrago 1 year ago
Yay Carville. That guy's a good actor btw.
LoneSniperSG 1 year ago
2:35 Yuri starts making lousy Disney movies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hoekzema 1 year ago
Fun fact in all Red Alert games-
At the end, it's good to be the Commander B)
ShadowSora94 1 year ago
lucky Einstein @ 0:55 - 1:05
roy2dope 1 year ago
General Carville reminds me of the host of Lock n load. watshisname? Lee R. Ermey?
emoangel756 1 year ago
@emoangel756 He is Barry Corbin
USArmySupremeGeneral 1 year ago
@MiLeS84666 i think they are the same, except one have a giant world company and one dont
jimmykudo1 1 year ago
good memories
jimmykudo1 1 year ago
@MiLeS84666 son of bill gates?
jimmykudo1 1 year ago
Eva > Tanya
RoundenBrown 1 year ago
LOL, MASSIVESOFT!!!
xD
triplepogi2009 1 year ago
LOL Massivesoft!!
Lordofdragonz 1 year ago
HOGWASH!!!
snones7 1 year ago
red alert 2 more for comedy
XXEmo1XX2 2 years ago
HOGWASH
cheiniks 2 years ago 5
MASSIVESOFT HOLY SHIT!
ra2yuri4 2 years ago
Massivesoft.
isn't that a parody of Microsoft?
RapierMedia 2 years ago
@RapierMedia No shit....you serious!? ¬_¬
ComisarNolan 2 years ago
@ComisarNolan must be
RapierMedia 2 years ago
I think so.
mattiasmoller 2 years ago
A secret meeting in the HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT?! Might as well have a secret meeting of world leaders in the UN building.
DerBlitzStag 2 years ago 57
True, but it has its own insane logic to it: London is the heart of the Allied cause more or less, and Parliament is doubtless well defended. That, and if you suppressed the details of the meeting, the enemy would probably think it would be TOO obvious to be true and start looking through the known Allied safehouses.
Unfortunately, the Allies forgot they were dealing with Yuri rather than Stalin or Romanov, so it didn't work so well.
BastogneNuts 1 year ago
@DerBlitzStag if the world was at war and britain had been invaded.. where would the last place you would look for the priminister and stuff...
TedWinni 1 year ago
@TedWinni Glasgow :)
DerBlitzStag 1 year ago
@DerBlitzStag lul
TedWinni 1 year ago
@DerBlitzStag Rofl
matta173 1 year ago
look at the CLEAVAGE!
axe636 2 years ago
Don't know if anyone noticed, but at 6:34, the map in the background has 'NAHQ DECODING,' which was in Tiberian Sun as well.
postal66 2 years ago
MASSIVESOFT!! HAHAHAHAH...this is soo funy...
cilproductions 2 years ago 5
haha.........massivesoft huh
richee21 2 years ago 5
hahaha!!!!MassiveSoft n BILLY GATES!!!!!hahaha
amazingakshat 2 years ago
LOL Einstein looks like a doche
jackuy12345 2 years ago
timedivice wy not go back in time and kill yuri then huh thats a better idie then fight the war
davvvvo 2 years ago
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OMG... the acting and scripting is so bad - it's bad.
Supenmanu 2 years ago
So bad its good. It was meant to be a parody of cheesy coldwar scifi.
Nyarlathoteplol 2 years ago
boobs
shinrei05 2 years ago 3
Massivesoft :D ? looks like parody of Microsoft(logoype looks same)
pawel1818 2 years ago 17
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hitokirimasamun 4 months ago
really good man
wherever u got it
raguwweveer 2 years ago
DAHAHA
Last scene is awesome as fuck I wish i can have Liutenent Eva as my pet :)
tacticaldeathstrike 2 years ago 5
what is Tanya's hair blonde or brown? its complicated!
LovelyPinkPrincess14 2 years ago
lol at their einstein. he's too fat nywyz
rabbitspliff 2 years ago
tanya is hot
kongpobisfunny 2 years ago 6
naw no host as the one is red alert 3 lol
jackuy12345 2 years ago
Hmmm...Eva or Tanya? That's a really hard one.
Jackcar141 2 years ago 45
I say both
llSgtScopell 2 years ago 7
@Jackcar141 tanya...definitely tanya
MrJTK1 1 year ago
@Jackcar141 definitely Eva, look at that boob
laersylvet 1 year ago
@Jackcar141 both and have a threesome.
JohnBigOz 1 year ago
@Jackcar141 I say why not both? ; )
TMNWG 1 year ago
@Jackcar141 I'd choose them both :)
reddragon52894 1 year ago
@Jackcar141 Easy decision. Tanya can kill me. Eva can't.
iammjolnir 11 months ago
@Jackcar141
actually thats easy... Tanya
1ownjoo2 9 months ago
@Jackcar141 why choose only one, make both happy and arrive at the whitehouse with them both on each arm
PrimalWolf2006 7 months ago
about the massivesoft thing which is similar to real world microsoft. what is futuretech inc. from red alert 3 similar to any real world companies making future technoligies. which is better massivesoft or futuretech
iskoconquers 2 years ago
i used to fap to this girl in the beginning
downwiz2 2 years ago
at the end, whos tanya and whos luietenat(lol) eva?
furygun81 2 years ago
Tanys is oin in the back dress Eva Is in the white
Kilian127 2 years ago 2
HA HA! MASSIVESOFT is funny 'cause I think it's supposed to be MICROSOFT! SOFUNNY!!!
cdsmm 2 years ago 2
I love these theyre so corny.
remo306 2 years ago 5
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I am Yuri your master!
You do not know EA you never heard of EA.
EA doesn't exist, EA is imagination, EA is illusion, when you'll go to store You do not see NOR will you buy EA products.
EA is your enemy, do not trust the enemy!
Joonesss 3 years ago 8
einstein look soo funny ;)
Hemaan1p9 3 years ago
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to be hounest yuri sounds like a girl name. who will be a slave to a girl named freek? even if they have lollies!
coolL9457 3 years ago
yuri is named after uri gellar, the man who twisted christopher reeves' spine from two continents away. He is a dangerous man, american spoons bend to his will!
silentgreytiger 3 years ago
I gotta say that RA2 & RA2 YR cutscenes are even better than C&C Generals and C&C General Zero Hour
Carx221 3 years ago
The Allied ending is much funnier then the Soviet one.
dragonstormx 3 years ago
tanya you look hot ... i'm your slave =)
sexmelissa000 3 years ago 4
Freak :p
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EA is your enemy, do not trust the enemy!
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aveng006 3 years ago
obey yuri.
we have lollies.
esspytood 3 years ago 2
yo havent played this in years
im going to play it now
CchadPpherd 3 years ago
massivesoft ahahahahahaahahahahhahha
Iconah 3 years ago 6
6:53 piramid shape
Ea=mason games crp
coteton111 3 years ago
damnit why cant youtube load faster?!
digitalchatroom 3 years ago
I am Arku... Obey me... Please? ...Anyone? =(
DrArku 3 years ago 4
2:44 -- exactly HOW was the mind control filtered out O_o * walks into a grinder *
3t9l 3 years ago
I'am Yuri Obey Me!!!!
Very funny!!!
Badshotter 3 years ago
* hypnotic ringing *
get me a pepsi...
i am yuri
3t9l 3 years ago 3
haha massivesoft
mauriceliabc 3 years ago 4
lol ur theroes suck if EA hadnt bought WestWood then it might have actually made sense
ithinkisuckatgaming 3 years ago
lol very cool. My name is yuri. and i play this game online hehe. Very cool! lovely this haha
yuriiO16 3 years ago
must join yuri
thepunisherabv 3 years ago
Eva is a LITTLE hotter but who could pass up a chance to have sex with a female army commando as hot as tanya, just think, shake it baby!
Kretz719 3 years ago
don't blame me if she touches you and you blow up! hahah
SantomPh 3 years ago 2
why pick one? take both :D
minimoose86 2 years ago
Tanya is DAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNN hot ;)
BigO2daG 2 years ago 2
Eva vs Tanya eh?
kugiara 3 years ago
id do them both
tulud 3 years ago 3
yes sir.
SantomPh 3 years ago
Chairman "Bean" of "MassiveSoft" in "Seattle"
ROFLMAO
Kalnaf 3 years ago 3
all of them gotm ind controlled except tanya she is a special unit just like boris and yuri prime
ibragim65 3 years ago
Zofia ftw :]
Nice job yosh
SBHnuker9 3 years ago 2
Zofia is better looking than Eva or Tanya, i believe.
nemesis274 3 years ago 4
Nah... Eva is more of my type
Kalnaf 3 years ago
HOGWASH!
SgtHydra 3 years ago 2
HOGWASH!
LordNugget 3 years ago
Somehow, I like Zofia more than Eva.
eventzz 3 years ago 3
lol "Thanks to you, commander, Yuri won't be able to mind control a Fly."
then a giant swarm of yuri-controlled Kamikaze Flies blows up on Carville
tehpevis 3 years ago 6
That briefing room on the 5th mission cutscene looks like it came from the GDI Space Station (sorry can't spell name of the space station) from the 2nd NOD mission of Tiberian Sun. Well, nearly look like it because of the reflection of the room.
MechaTailsMK2 3 years ago
well i'll be dipped in molases lol
TravisDrago 3 years ago 2
lol in allied campaing the soviet surrenderred but in soviet campaing the aliied surrenderred... so 2 surrenderers??? :D
Carx221 3 years ago
The Allies is the true storyline in RA, Soviets always a "What if?"
MarioNavi 3 years ago 8
The allied ending is the true ending. The soviet ending is the alternate ending.
Surfer041 3 years ago 5
yes that's right. C&C games usually have alternate endings. Blizzard games are the ones with only one ending.
eventzz 3 years ago 2
If it's on ending or the other, it's always the good faction's ending in C&C.
dragonstormx 3 years ago
No, in RA95 if the Allies win it continues the RA series, but if Soviets win then that starts Tiberium series.
Killazaa 3 years ago 2
Well I think one is free to debate. My thoughts are that if the Soviets won then Nod would have had more influence in Europe, and the Allied campaign also talks about something that sounds liked GDI being formed. But you have your opinion, and I have mine.
dragonstormx 3 years ago
I thought that Tiberium series was supposed to be like 3-400 years into the future from the time of red alert 2?!
skynet0912 3 years ago
No, the first Tiberium game is set in 95. The second one, Tiberian Sun, is set in 2030. Tiberium Wars in set in 2047. It's decades ahead, not centuries.
dragonstormx 3 years ago 4
Okay, now i understand. I never did get what the relations was between the games...
skynet0912 3 years ago
technically if Einstein didn't invent time travel and eliminate Hitler, RA wouldn't have happenned at all. Since the key element was the Tiberium meteor , it doesn't matter if RA happenned or not though.
SantomPh 3 years ago 3
lol Massivesoft its need to be microsoft lol
NikeBoy2031 3 years ago 3
that's... the joke...
SpartanVid 3 years ago
At 1:10... that remote that Einstein is holding looks DAMN similar to a star wars voice toy that you put plastic fobs over to play the sounds...
tifauk 3 years ago