"Thank you Chuck Norris" as seen in Dodgeball - Google RON PAUL!

[BrandonFox61]

You people need to get off of Chuck Norris' dick with all these lame facts.

[NYJ4CK]

@BrandonFox61

[PhilliesPhanPhorever]

I wish Chuck Norris could give me a thumbs up...

[PhilliesPhanPhorever]

0:01

You win!

[rirruto85]

This was my proof that this movie was a documentary

[irishdan2007]

if alan has 3 apples and chuck norris has 6 apples and alan asks chuck for 2 apples how many apples does chuck have?

chuck: 9

[carloser04]

:chuckthumbups:

[runaway2619]

THAT IS PURE POPPYCOCK!

[UltimatePlayer000001]

0:01 This is what happens when you beat life on hard mode.

Priceless...

[kyoavlevi]

pater is chuck norris because chuck nurris say tenk you only to chuck norris

[JunKazamaFan]

If Chuck Norris approves, then no other judgment matters.

[L0V3L1F3L0V3U]

Yes

[hungryhungrymetroid]

Just this part right here automatically makes it the best movie ever.

[Ultradudeo1]

In Soviet Russia, you beat Chuck Norris

[TheSonicblur]

@Ultradudeo1 you dumb nobody beats chuck norris not even a russian

[Ultradudeo1]

@TheSonicblur You need to understand the joke, in youtube type "In soviet russia" youll understand :P

[TheSonicblur]

@Ultradudeo1 I know the joke I use myself

[VongolaAQW223]

@Ultradudeo1 In Soviet Russia,Chuck is still awesome.

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@Ultradudeo1 Sir, you are probably very close to a violent death, so I ask you:

Stay the fuck away from me...

[Ultradudeo1]

@UltimatePlayer000001 haha, i never even spoke to you....and im pretty far from you (probaby in a different country)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@Ultradudeo1 I'm from Brazil. Where you from?

[Ultradudeo1]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Britain, see i told you im quite far from you :)

[FoggyEFCfoy]

Now that's a win if I've ever seen one!

[IHatingTheHaxxorz]

Chuck Norris approves!

[alexanderjs11]

ya'll seriously need to get off Chuck Norris's dick and stop making up these lame ass jokes about him.

[Number1JDAWG]

@alexanderjs11 the funny thing about chuck's dick is there's more than enough room for all of us to fit on it to. shame he only allows supermodels on it....

[tintinytdj]

@alexanderjs11 ya'll

Can't tell if applejack impression.

Or genuine accent.

[shakennotstirred17]

Richard Simmons once told Chuck Norris to quit acting like such a fag.

[faroutonpokesnikman]

:chuckthumbsup:

[BoonThran2]

Chuck Norris approves of this dodge ball game

[mstrotaku]

"Thank you chuck norris"

:3

[JordanHU4LRose]

If you don't know who chuck norris is you're either a baby or dead.

[Shunt1900]

Who the fuck is chuck norris

[zenoftw]

@Shunt1900 You may not know his name well because Christians simply refer to him as "God".

[Shunt1900]

@zenoftw I am not a religious man.

[XYZMedia1]

@Shunt1900 THE MAN WHO LETS US LIVE, THE MAN WE CHECK OUR CLOSET FOR EVERY NIGHT, THE MAN THAT YOU CANT FIND BUT HE FINDS YOU AND THE MAN WHO CREATED TMNT ALL HE DID IS EAT 4 TURTLES WHOLE AND CRAPED THEM BACK OUT AND THEY GREW 2 FEET TALL AND LEARNED KARATE. thats who the f@#k chuck norris os

[punish3r111]

haha ive got the t shirt :)

[Tears0faShadow]

whos chuck norris?

[vdsavs2]

@Tears0faShadow DAMN! YOU DONT KNOW HOW IS CHUK NORRIS !!!!!!!

[AbzluvzdaBeatles]

chuck norris approves XD

[XiaotianQ]

Chuck Norris gave a thumbs up... what do you think happened to the seven people who disagreed?

[MasterApprenticeJW]

MY HEAD EXPLODED WHEN I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF ALL MIGHTY CHUCK

[TheAJKing1988]

y did chuck norris say thank you peter?

[eman5331]

ooo chuck norris T.T

[19TChaparro]

Its an automatic yes with Chuck Norris

[hungryhungrymetroid]

Is that Chuck Testa?

Nope, Chuck Norris.

[captainseahawk1]

THAT WAS EPPPPPIIIIIIICCCCCC

[ZWE3ZY]

@wildboy789789 dude, stop being a douche, Obama is the fucking devil and a hypocrite. And not every republican is "dumb" I support the democrats and I'm a republican, why shouldn't you?

[ZecronZteven]

Chuck Norris!!!!!!

[havoc697]

This clip is Chuck Norris aproved

[xHaveFateNerdx]

Chuck norris aproves

[MrBurgundy76]

...fuckin chuck norris.

[mellymonka]

If you have a dollar and Chuck Norris has a dollar , then Chuck Norris has two dollars and you have no money

[IntenseDCLife]

@wildboy789789 that was the gayest comment I've ever seen on youtube.

[wildboy789789]

obamas the best president ever... telling people that seal team six shot bin laden was a cover up... navy seals dont get prototype stealth helicopters... obama flew the stealth helicopter by himself, then shot bin ladin in the head, then blew up his helicopter and walked back to america... obama > chuck norris

[StevieGreig1]

@wildboy789789 your hilarious if Chuck Norris was president China would be in debt to us and Al quid a would disband out of fear Chuck Norris for President in 2012

[wildboy789789]

@StevieGreig1 debt is a good thing... americas government has trillions in debt to china, yet americans are the richest people in the world and chinese people starve... dont start thinking that government debt = personal debt, otherwise youll be just another dumb republican

[XehanortNobody]

@wildboy789789

The only reason China is starving is because the government is a dick. Technically they arent on US level, but ignoring their people allow for China to match the US. If they made their debt effective it would crush US.

[wildboy789789]

@XehanortNobody money is unimportant, the united states understands this... you can always pay back trillions in debt, but you can never unstarve your people... because the united states government has so much debt, the american people are the richest in the world, we have all the food and resources we want... our socialist government even allows farmers to grow food without tax making us the biggest exporter of wheat... china taxes their farmers which is why chinas people are starveing and poor

[Jivje0is0pr0]

@wildboy789789 Don't know if you follow any news but China and Brazil are entering a trust fund to save the European economy. Just for the money? No, it's to get more control (voting rights) in financial boards so they are able to easily export their products. China has all the money right now and 'the west' can't do shit about it because it hasn't been able to completely recover from the crisis yet. If this trend continues the east will be the ''new west'' in no-time. Good thing I enjoy rice.

[wildboy789789]

@Jivje0is0pr0 we supply china with a 3rd of their food... lets see how they like being trade sanctioned... debt is worthless, resources are what matter... you also fail to notice the fact that the USA government is in debt but the people are the richest in the world, people in china are poor

[mandy26lez]

@wildboy789789 you are officially a moron!

[wildboy789789]

@mandy26lez you are officially a mormon

[TrendyAsianDude]

Chuck norris can play the nintendo wii without the remote

[DCEnigma]

@TrendyAsianDude So can I, with a Gamecube Controller

[DonRMB]

Horatio: Chuck Norris doesnt need no one liners...

*Takes off glasses*

- ... He is CHUCK NORRIS!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[SOADisturbedmaggot]

thank you dogeball

[1227weaverb]

Chuck Norris killed Osama ten years ago



[SuperJakethesnake22]

Chuck Norris would beat ever body at dodgeball

[TurnToJesus1]

Somebody totally needs to upload the "it's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there" part.

[SniperKingz]

Chuck Norris is so awesome that he doesn't go by Mr. Norris like the other judges

[roxasora888]

I'm surprised Peter's head didn't explode when Chuck saluted him.

[zachy621]

thank you chuck norris thank you 

[Demonicnemesis]

chuck norris plays dodgeball with bowling balls

[TheBladehero22]

7 people were roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

[RubenDaVampire]

@TheBladehero22 If that happened they wouldn't of disliked this.... because there dead.....

[robinjbr]

chuck norris has a huge penis

[DaSantosx]

Chuck Norris can eat water!

[tigon134]

Only Chuck Norris can prevent Forest fires.

[Arkk003]

How can 7 people not like this video? It's CHUCK NORRIS!

[coolbionicle]

@Arkk003 They can't answer you, they all died seconds after hitting the dislike button....nobody ever knew their cause of death...

[jamexxxxxx]

chuck norris approves!

[lovinit53]

chuck norris' thumb almost wanted to kill ben stiller. thank god he was sitting at the judge's table.

[tswagg504]

This movie should be called "Chuck Norris" 

[markmessiclassic]

What minute of the movie does this clip appear?

[TheKevinthekool]

THE IRON THUMB

[kyuubinaruto9990]

Even if the other judges say no, chuck norris's vote overrules all

[xDraconianKingx]

Seven people thought it was pure poppycock!

[choderek]

Seven people are going to get roundhouse kicked in the face.

[Kikeesperto]

My most epic 13 seconds on youtube

[buffalomeatbrb]

I'm gonna change my name to Peter and make that my ringtone

[vide0viwer]

Chuck Norris wasn't voting if they should stay in the game. He was clearly choosing if they should live or die.

[journeymanX]

when chuck norris gives you a thumbs up,chuck norris adds ten more years to your lifespan

[kyuubinaruto9990]

@journeymanX

no, chuck norris gives you a thumbs up, death will never be able to come near you(wich is eternal life) only chuck norris can make you die

[johnianflores]

Chuck norris can eat JACK bAUER's ass

[DeathByPenguinsFTW]

@johnianflores By the time you are reading this, Chuck Norris has already roundhouse kicked Jack Bauer THREE TIMES.

[JoeArbiter]

@johnianflores He did, but first he roundhouse kicked it off

[izayaisawesome]

Chuck Norris made this my favorite movie ever

[TrendyAsianDude]

If chuck norris played dodgeball, the balls would dodge chuck norris...

[adamblazer100]

@TrendyAsianDude in soviet russia

[bosshunterman]

@adamblazer100 In Soviet Russsia.......Balls are still dodge when Chuck Norris coming......

[Searcheur]

@bosshunterman

excellent grammar

[TheGreatBman9]

@TrendyAsianDude Then how does he play? Give them the stare to make them forfeit or make up his own rules?

[TrendyAsianDude]

@TheGreatBman9 Chuck norris doesnt have to do anything. He just wins at life

[TheGreatBman9]

@TrendyAsianDude He wins at everything.

[triplex62]

@TrendyAsianDude evry day when Chuck norris go's to bed he hears the Voice from mortal combat say FLAWLESS VICTIORY

[L3ctronik]

5 people were thumbed down by chucknorris.

[ffsboom]

@L3ctronik No, none of us are worthy of his praise so he just ignores all of us. 5 people was roundhouse kicked to the moon though.

[AstonFour]

when chuck norris falls in water,he doesn't get wet,water gets chuck norris

[IFreakingEatPeople]

when chuck norris salutes someone, jesus gives birth

[Jcurvs99]

Comment Removed by Chuck Norris

[zNazaretu]

i love that movie :D

[PegasuZProductions]

Chuck norris approves this vid

[Isaac02444]

This Dodgeball game is Chuck Norris Approved

[Wormology]

i hate how he says it,,, with his body language

[Raigens]

LOL! he is kinda like their savior. hahahah xD

[PojekGwapzpo123]

This is obviously fake chuck norris never thumps up if he did jesus would come down to earth

[jamaica0804]

Do Age do you think chuck Norris will live untill

[I3arca01]

push pause

keep preesing 6 on keyboard

guess what he says before that

(i think chuck norris is about to roundhouse kick him)

[fabyooos]

APPROVED.

[kennetht04]

Peter died shortly after.

[DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD]

HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!

[GrantSimpson987]

Chuck Norris Can Drown A Fish.

[TronZEROPi]

@GrantSimpson987 That's not really as hard as people make it sound.

[wipwipwoo]

@GrantSimpson987 so can I

[TheReelSlimshady1]

donde esta la bibloteca

[ameister11]

Chuck Norris's approval led the average Joe's to victory.

[MrJose9783]

Chuck wasn't sitting, he was floating. =)

[itsmejas0n]

Chuck Norris thumb up = 3 votes

[aurash123456789]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the ads for this video... THANKS CHUCK

[Biel3G]

the guy which complained about chuck norris is the luckiest guy in the world because he complained and don't get roundhouse kicked, maybe is because norris wanted to see the end of the tournament...

[LeBronForTheWin]

Chuck doesnt drink Pepsi, he eats it along with the cup.

[anthrax1218]

4 people had their heads roundhouse kicked upside down and clicked the wrong thumb

[mrliampep5i]

barb wire pubes

[EestiVideo]

If other judges thumbs were been down, chuck norris vote would've counted anyway.

[evhs10grader]

Sun Tzu's writings inspired many to fight nonstop for their country. Chuck Norris's writing inspired Sun Tzu to fight nonstop for his country.

(My own fact below)

New superhero theme: Norris MAN. NORRIS man. Can do WHATEVER JESUS can. Can he REALLY KICK YOUR ass? Yes he CAN. HE'S NORRIS man.

[MSG685]

the cup might say pepsi on the outside but its filled with 93 octane

[mixxlb]

The Bruce Campbell likes chuck norris.. that's why he had bon bons named after him.

[jarvisiscool]

when chuck norris approves something, it MEANS YES....... HANDS DOWN!!!!!!!

[BlackOpsxGPx]

OMG.......CHUCK NORRIS SPEAKES :O

[evhs10grader]

@BlackOpsxGPx The OTHER lord has spoken. He has approved their win.

[xXGen3sisXx]

Wow... When Chuck Norris gave the Thumbs up 5000 angels get their wings. Isnt this any wonder why they could still play?

[tybash]

I will be the first human being to say "chuck Norris is way fucking overrated"

[genewifr22]

@tybash

what the fuck

you have a machismo factor of 0 man :o

just like justin bieber :o

[tybash]

@genewifr22

Awesome, I have lots of money, lots of hot horny teens to fuck around. It's good to be Justin Bieber.

[genewifr22]

@tybash

dude, you betrayed manhood (chuck norris is like the ultimate man =o)

you no longer belong to our species...

have fun, you lesbian bitch

[xXGen3sisXx]

@tybash Hot horny teens to fuck around?? Haha, both genders? Are you a bisexual?

[evhs10grader]

@genewifr22 Justin Bieber= what happens when you try to play prison rules in a game of football (Pun intended) with Chuck Norris AS the opposing team.

[austing12]

@tybash i said it too

[kitkatcutie520]

I love how all the judges have Mr or Mrs except Chuck Norris :D

[narutojames225]

This is the best scene in the movie, only because it has chuck norris

[dracon56]

WOOT CHUCK NORRIS! THANK YOU CHUCK NORRIS *salute*

[pbo96]

Chuck Norris made Ben Stiller go fat

[dezneo]

I wish someday I could say, "Thank you, Chuck Norris".

[Fluffishy]

"Fuckin' Chuck Norris"

[VideoVerifying]

watch?v=M-1gkuHrcdc

[chincherrinas]

this is why peter won the sudden death blind folded

[VinnDiddy]

Best 13 seconds of my life

[Ninji5]

I'm surprised Vince Vaughn's brain didnt implode from the sight of Chuck Norris saluting him

[DarkSephiroth12345]

@Ninji5 it did, but they used a stunt man for it, then placed him after the implosion xD

[TheDipset1233]

@Ninji5 im surprised your mom you didn't know your mom's a slut

[illidankratos]

@TheDipset1233 hahahahaha