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  • All Hail Cthulhu!!

  • woohoo death to the world!!!!!!

  • Depending on thy faith, that can mean they both are nonexistent, or both are completely real. (Atheist/NonChristian vs Christian).

  • Cthulhu is just as real as "God"

  • Well I believe in what the fuck I want to. >:P

  • @MelonGrenade Good.

  • Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

  • Erm... you guys know that this isn't actually a group of cultists singing, right? This is the HP Lovecraft Historical Society. Its satire.

  • @SpazInBlack Of course, but atleast for me it doesn't make this any less awesome.

  • @darkmasterlord57

    Thanks for your opinion!

    =D

  • @Himself6196 your welcome bro :)

  • @Himself6196 tell me do you actually believe this?

  • @BazerkerKing Tell me, do you actually care? Why?

  • @darkmasterlord57

    Same could be said about all other religions :D

  • @darkmasterlord57 Yes, but how is that any different than any other religion?

  • @ForgottenLight15 because atleast some of the others least make sum sense

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  • @darkmasterlord57

    like bible is any different .

  • @HellBase1 well i wouldnt know yeah im christan i believe in god and jesus but i dont go to church or anything but i also kinda believe in like physics like possiblity of there being a deity that controls everything seems impossible but there is a possiblity

  • I don't give a shit what you all think, cthulhu will always be more badass than your god

  • 21.12.2012

  • For me, at least the Great Old Ones and Outer Gods are more honest in their intent (I think...) than old yahweh. I find self-righteousness more odious.

  • @Porkchoppa76 Also, you don't have to censor the word satan, he isn't gonna get you ;) remember, god is the one who condemns people to eternal torture and horror, satan is just the overseer, more of a manager... god is the one who makes the big decisions about who to throw into the lakes of fire

  • @Porkchoppa76 Didn't god kill all life on earth (barring one family and some animals) at one point according to the bible, and is a diety who wants to kill everyone really that much worse than one who gives people eternal life only so he can viciously torture them if they don't follow a set of archaic bronze age rules, and atleast cthulu doesn't pretend to love people before he inflicts torment on them nor does he set up a system where bigotry and immorality gets your eternal bliss

  • What happened to the good ol days when the top comment would be something like "I tried to sing this at my uncles christmas party."?

  • I don't believe in Cthulhu, I just think it's a good idea.

  • oh my god please shut the merry fuck up about religion, no one really gives a fuck, were nall just here to enjoy the song. Really, your not importent, your opinion is not importent or wanted, as are the arguments.

  • If you replace Cthulhu, R'lyeh and Great Old Ones with names from any the major religions (especially the monotheistic ones) and leave the rest as is, you basically have what they are all about when the shiny packaging comes off.

    Scary Christmas everybody!

  • @eblonk10

    wat.

    Disagreed.

  • The number of people that are too stupid to realize that Ctulhu is a fictional character is too damn high!!

  • @ahmedeox This common mistake is called religion.

  • @ahmedeox

    Where do people like you come from?

    Let people believe whatever the fuck they want to believe.

  • @ahmedeox The number of minds that are not stable enough to handle the truth about things that cannot be is tremendous. Fthagn.

  • @ahmedeox More believable than a simple man who supposedly reincarnated (hey let's take a page from Hinduism) and told everyone they had to give penance to an imaginary man in the sky.

    IA CTHULHU

  • @ahmedeox That can be said about God, any just about every other religion ever made. Cthulhu is as possible as any religion really.

  • i'm going to go around my neighborhood caroling this one!!!<3

  • I absolutely adore this version of the song! Less religious propaganda and more critical thought!

  • That ironfist is a real moron.

    What I see in the news every day, with murders, genocides, tsunamis and other such retardation, I see more proof for the existance of Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones than for the existance of a benevolent mono-theistic god in the Judeo-Christian western tradition.

  • @crapparc I can Totaly agree that he is Idiot/Ignorat but for me...No Gods Either Jewish or Cthulhu and rest of Old Ones, as long i see only humanity and destruction that they cause.

  • I have to watch it again, because I was laughing so hard through the whole thing...

  • LOL Cthulhu for president? Not a chance! I dont want an evil president!

  • These are fucking brilliant

  • @ironfist7747 Go away.

  • @ironfist7747 Wow son, you're really missing the boat on quite a few levels, so much so that explaining why would take an entire workday. So just take my point on good faith.

  • @ironfist7747 And you believe in an invisable bearded man in the sky? Drop dead you brainless sheep.

  • @ironfist7747 Dude, it's not to be taken seriously. It's alot like believing in Santa. Neither are real, but be sort of want to believe/make believe anyway.

  • @ironfist7747 What makes 'God' more realistic then this?

  • @ironfist7747 Wings, limbs and soul lust.

  • @ironfist7747 Ohhhhhhh you done it now

  • @ironfist7747 do you think a man that can walk on wather is believable?

  • @ironfist7747 fail troll has failed.

  • @ironfist7747

    So, what if we do?

    Surely you can't dispute that "Jesus Christ" isn't as fun to say as "Yog Sothoth."

  • @ironfist7747

    Yes.

  • @ironfist7747 yeah a magical bearded bipolar old man in the sky is much more believable

  • @ironfist7747 Well, it's more of an amphibious humanoid with tentacles.

  • @ironfist7747 And your point is... ?

  • @ironfist7747 But he will eat us first and thus spare us from when "all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."

  • @ironfist7747 Actually, he cares about us enough to kill us first so we don't suffer throug the apocolypse. Hooray!

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  • @ironfist7747 Actually we would be devoured by Lord Cthulhu. Which is the greatest honor.

  • @ironfist7747

    ...Congratulations. You've just discredited either atheism or Western monotheism, I can't tell which one.

  • @ironfist7747 I've yet to see evidence that differentiates between the Christian god's treatment of his worshippers and Cthulhu's.

  • @ironfist7747 Probably??? - definitely!!! It's his thing... like a baws xD

  • @ironfist7747 ACTUALLY Cthulu loves his little cultists and he definitely does not want them too rot in a hole! Why would he waste a soul he can take?

  • @ironfist7747

    The same as every other god out there, then? At least Cthulhu is honest about it, and doesn't attempt to sell you an illusion of having a choice. ;)

  • @ironfist7747 Not everyone needs the pretense of a magical sky daddy that loves you to feel important, we aren't all that needy. And atleast we would still get the honour of walking the same ground as the great old ones before we perished ;)

  • So...... People actually believe in a comic book character that some random dude made?

  • @ironfist7747 comic book character? The hell are you on about? and, wrote about. Do you at least find it equally strange that people believe in the flying spaghetti monster? And, people who believe in Yahweh, otherwise known as the traditional christian 'God' ?

  • @ironfist7747 They were writing about and worshiping Cthulhu before you or your comic books ever existed you pathetic worm.

  • @ironfist7747 Cthulhu is just as belivable as a man in the clouds that is the reason for all things. And it was not a comic book. And it was not just some "Random Dude" his name was H.P Lovecraft and you will be devoured by the old ones come 2012 you filthy cur.

  • i didn't understand what these words mean, Cthulhu ?? abhor?? R'lyeh ?? what are they ?

  • @DeathCantIrkMe Cthulhu is an octopus/dragon eldar god in Lovecraft's works who is responsable for much of the anxiety humans feel at a subconcious level and R'lyeh is the sunken city where he is imprisoned. Abhor however is one of those english words that sounds like it came from Lovecrafts mind meaning to intensly hate or be in oposition to, i.e I abhor the royal mail. From your freindly walking dictionary.

  • @TheRevitalist got it, thank you so much

  • @TheRevitalist An eldar god? Kinda like Kaela Mensha Khaine then?

  • @DeathCantIrkMe R'lyeh is a city at the bottom of the ocean where cthulu lies sleeping...waiting...

  • @iseezapie waiting for what ???

  • Finally a christmas song I'm able to enjoy :>

  • @Izebaal It's come to the point that whenever I hear any Christmas music, I hear the lyrics for these songs over-laid onto them.

  • @Himself6196

    Funny, I can't hear "Fiddler On The Roof" without breaking out into a line or two of "Shoggoth On The Roof."

  • @ExcessiveSpareTime I do the same with If I Were A Deep One

  • @Himself6196 The other day at work I got some really strange looks when Carol of the Bells came on the radio and I started singing the Carol of the Old Ones.

  • @Himself6196 I'm right there with you. I refuse to listen to the original versions of these songs now; over-saturation of Christmas music over the years really killed them for me. HPLHS gave me back something fresh, nevermind that it happens to do with my favorite author's legacy. :) Scary Solstice, everyone!

  • I have to find a way to play these at work. Best part is I doubt anyone would notice the joke.

  • Elect for President CTHULHU/DAGON 2012

    Better than who's in office and campaigning now.

  • @fledermonk Hear hear, friend.. Hear hear.

  • @fledermonk Why choose the lesser evil?

  • @Porkchoppa76 You think Cthulhu is a conspiracy by someone who BARELY EXISTS in the Bible, let alone in real life? And you think OTHER people are morons?

  • 1:24 EPIC!

  • So, how about that Yig, huh?

  • absolutely brilliant xx

  • @Porkchoppa76

    You really have no clue.

  • if people can belive the bible as truth. they can belive anything.

  • @Porkchoppa76 Insolent swine, you do not deserve to even belong to this putrid race, something already lowly and insignificant. Mighty Cthulhu will deal with the blasphemous one's like you in ways too horrible for the human mind to comprehend; you will know a pain unlike anything anyone could ever imagine. It will seem to last an eternity and a day simultaneously; every atom in your wretched body will scream out for sweet death, only for it to be prolonged forevermore.

  • who wants to make a Cthulhu worshipping cult with me?

  • @Aaronthegreatest Sorry, but I think that's already been done.

  • @Himself6196 He can't ever have too many.

  • @Aaronthegreatest True enough, good Sir. True enough.

  • @Aaronthegreatest And what I fear, is that this "fictional works of H.P. Lovecraft" is more real than we puny humans would like it to be...

  • @Aaronthegreatest Where are you at?

  • @DamienNeverwinter PA...the Cthulhu cult presence is very weak here =[

  • @Porkchoppa76 the point is: this is a joke. No one is actually worshiping Cthulhu, because 1) he's fictional 2) it's funny.

    All your anger is for nothing.

    As Ms Krabappel says: "The children are right to laugh at you Ralph"

  • @Porkchoppa76

    You're either a troll or an idiot. After looking at your profile, I'm leaning more towards idiot. Also, you censored the word Satan? The fuck is wrong with you? Also, you type like shit. =)

    I could go on, but you're not worth the time and effort.

  • @Himself6196 @Porkchoppa76 I agree....this porkchop guy is pretty fucking retarded lol You do realize it's a book....?

  • @ZyioScalebane I find it really amusing how so many people who watch this video are in denial of Great Cthulhu :[

  • @Aaronthegreatest If they want to deny the glory of Great Cthulhu then they get eaten last and receive no blessing of madness. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!

  • @Porkchoppa76 haha mate you're really butthurt aren't you?

  • 17 people aren't crazy enough to realize the awesome, undeniable power of Great Cthulhu.

  • Did u know some people put a cthulu skin on ghasts in minecraft

  • The first album was good, but this is way better. It pays to know what a minor key transposition is!

  • Me and some drunk teenagers are going to the cemetary this Halloween with the Necronomicon to raise Cthulu

  • @capgurken But sir, you will not find Cthulhu in any human cemetery - no, you will find him in deep Rl'yeh, dwelling there until it is time for him to rise.

  • @Himself6196 As any good cultist would know.

  • @Himself6196 indeed! he waits and dreams in the deep, and one day the cities of man shall fall before him!

  • @Himself6196 You can also find him in your nightmares if you're insane. :)

  • @TheIrishGeisha Nightmares? Pfft. I don't have nightmares anymore. Just dreams. Beautiful, maddening dreams. I think it's the other way around though.

    It's not you finding him.

    It's him finding you.

  • @TheIrishGeisha I can relate to that.

  • @Himself6196 Shhh. Aren't you curious what he'll get instead?

  • @capgurken You need the Cthulhist necronomicon, silly! Not the ..how to phrase this..normal one.

  • Cthulhu's time will come.

  • @cryz8210

    You don't say?

  • @Himself6196 Totally feel like having a Cthulhu BBQ party. Already planning my Doomsday BBQ on 2012 Decemer 21 :D

  • @cryz8210 Can I come?

  • @WarriorHawkSpirit Sure, all are welcome. ^^

  • It's kind of funny. I uploaded this years ago, because the two songs I really liked from the album were not on youtube yet. And now, it has so many views, it has so many comments. How many beautiful lives have I touched because I chose to upload this? How much madness have I spread? It is such a beautiful thought to behold. Thank all of you, for finding your way here.

  • Cthulhu is bigger than in those pictures.

  • I don't get it

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials Cultists are weird then. The idea of slavery and being twisted isn't so bad. I mean, how many people will ever get to experience becoming something more than human? Or less. In that regard it comes down to perspective, I suppose. Still, torture is transient and requires a rational mind to fully appreciate - once you let that go you are pretty much home free. Death of body and mind that comes with death or death of mind that comes with madness? Latter sounds interesting.

  • @Cajaquarius Perhaps just the suicidal cultists and the most loyal will give themselves to empower the mighty Cthulhu. If the option would ever be possible to become a servant and be able to watch the world burn and the universe collapse, I could gladly accept.

    Hail Cthulhu!

  • @cryz8210 I'd be right there whith you dude

  • IA! IA! CTHULHU FTAGHN! IA! IA!

  • Wen one man say СTHULHU!

    than Millions say FTAGN!!!

  • i typed in death to the world and the second thing on the list was lady gaga's bad romance. That makes sense.

  • listen:

    Bal-Sagoth : Shackled to the Trilithon of Kutulu

  • Chutuhlu ftagn

  • @ThorbentheKiller

    sorry it is wrong written ! But i am drunken !

  • @ThorbentheKiller you've just removed 10 insanity points..

  • Where else does an operatic choir go "Tentacles - Elicit Screams"? If only Mozart had known.

  • When the great Cthulhu finally calls, some of the first to go should be the 15 haters of this ode to all his and the Great Old Ones' glory...

  • @METALISALWAYSTHEBEST

    It is likely that they will go last.

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  • @starwarsnerd100 (Discription)

  • Long may He reign in darkness! \m/

    :D

  • It really gets you into the spirit... and the My Family Gives Me Funny Looks Club.

  • I thought I heard obscene drool... Ai Hai Cthulhu!! (call now Cthulhu)

  • 'AI HAI CTHULHU!

    It means:Call now Cthulhu

  • @TheVideoMenace1 You think so?

  • @TheVideoMenace1 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

  • oh yeah when cuthulu will destroy the world?? cant wait

  • love this!

  • I think I just discovered my Christmas playlist this year...

  • The album is so FREAKIN' HARD TO FIND nowadays.

    Did anyone got a copy of it?

  • @SP4LFe It isn't hard to find. You just have to know where to look.

  • @Himself6196 in the corners of your room at night, when you think nobody's watching

  • @Himself6196 And where not to.

  • @SP4LFe Or you can go to their fucking website, click on the store part, and buy both albums...

  • This is an incredibly ambitious parody. o_O

  • IGNORANTS Cthulhu will eat your souls!!

    

  • Amazing song.

  • If gods and/or similar things (like the Old Ones) exist, I'd be happy if that includes Cthulhu...he's the coolest way to get doomed.

  • Lol cthulhu is fake, still love this videos.

  • @Mossgate97 You cant prove hes fake or real, you never can with the gods

  • @stormcrow5 yes, but it makes about as much sence as scientology.

  • @Mossgate97 Wrong, Sir. Scientology makes sense - In the sense that it is a scam, proving that people are incredibly stupid, and greedy.

  • alon wow you must be a genius to know that. and this is funny as hell i am just jealous i did not come up with it.

  • Based on "Joy to the World", a Christmas carol

  • Why have you only put the lyrics for this video, the most easy to understand? I would be most grateful if you would put the lyrics for awake ye scary old ones

  • Cthulhu will reposes your house.