STRIKE COMMANDO - Disneyland

[Nixel85]

nah, the Popcorn Trees grow in DisneyWorld

[squall600]

JAAAAKOOOOODAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[DjMaidenV]

I don't recall having to climb a tree to get popcorn when I went to Disneyland

[eastwing329]

And there's Captain Eo and Space Mountain and the "It's a wonderful world ride" but you don't wanna go on that one because it sucks.

[Clay3613]

Whatever you do Reb, don't talk about Euro Disney!

[funktimusrhyme]

Kid's all like, "Gimme a fuckin' break" *dies*

[Rawpowered]

Tell Hulk about Disneyland....

[XXXTVQ8IPLUS]

banned - watch?v=IqiWhswgmR8&feature=re­lated

[commander144]

im trying not to laugh, im afraid ill go to hell

[ToxieDogg]

Reb Brown just killed that poor kid with his bad acting!

'JAKODAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!'

[umk23]

Reb Brown only knows one emotion, anger. Don't try to have him cry in your movie, unless he's crying with Lou Ferrigno like in Cage.

[lolcatsaregay]

did he shout "GRANOLA!!!"

[godstomper]

That scream wasn't expected. I jumped out of my seat. 

[PadreArnaldo]

He sounds more like he's describing an acid trip he once had.

[CloneOfJoster285]

0:55

He looks like he's trying to fart.

[WhiteTriceratops]

Take that amerikanski.

[Westernden]

Right up there with Tommy Weiseu

[HoboJoe83]

Word of advice to the directors , don't ask Reb Brown to emote.

[frackle]

This makes me feel good to be American, as I can go to Disneyland all I want and I am not dead.

[nainladen]

jakodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa

[Nanaman12345]

Chocolate milk? Genie?

...Wait, what?

[CapyGuy]

@Nanaman12345 Wasn't this made several years before Aladdin was even thought up?

[Moredread25]

You can clearly see the line where they put the white makeup on his face to make him look pale and dying. This clip is great. JAKODTA!

[SonicRyan1992]

"..and they got Captain EO, and the Hall of Presidents, and the Small World Ride. But you don wanna go on that ride cause it sucks....(sniff)"

[Keddo126]

and they have its a small world but dont go on that one cuz it sucks "crys"

[Anarchist86ed]

Oscar clip

[vulcan280]

Reb Brown is the master of dramatic dialogue

[1987PULA]

what a joke

[Crazydude3215]

JAKOTAAAA !!!

[Skac01]

Titanic is for little girls, Strike Commando is for manly men who eat raw meat on sticks and have more hair on their chest than a werewolf.

[mamba5445]

well... yea, but you dont compare a fucking action movie to titanic, thats like if you said': do you like fish or sugar? compare it to other action movies like The Terminator

[Skac01]

This is far more than an action movie! This movie is everything Titanic should have been! Titanic was a 3 hour gay-fest!

[theFFVIguy]

We have found the cure for cancer.

[supergamma2010]

JACOGAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Moredread25]

DRAGOOOOOOOO!

[markust94]

if you don't know the meaning of the word, don't say it. it sounds stupid when said wrong

[theFFVIguy]

Warning

The following is the funniest thing ever recorded on film.

Your head my explode

[EchoBoomer1987]

*OSCAR CLIP*

Thank you Spoony for showing us this!

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

@EchoBoomer1987

*sniff* And they have Captain EO, and the hall of presidents, and the it's a small world ride. But you don't wanna go on that cause it sucks

[droge085]

@PhantosTheHedgehog SPOONY FTW!

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

@droge085 yeah, Spoony is awesome

"Oh shit, your dead now! You've killed people he's known for 9 maybe 10 hours!"

[Skac01]

This scene is better than the whole boring Titanic. Strike Commando is a masterpiece!

[mamba5445]

what? why compare this to titanic? WHAT!?!?

[USAForLife2057]

What's you favorite food?

Answer: Meat

What's Your favorite drink?

Answer: Meat

[nccodyssey]

Eliciting what surely must rank as one of the most painful scenes of bad acting I have ever had the joy to behold from Reb as he tearfully cradles the dying child in his arms and relates to him the joys of Disneyland. Oscar worthy performance!

[grahamlaur]

@nccodyssey Whatever... the Oscars could never understand this kind of genius