Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 43 - Funky Flatulence

[1jokeoftheday]

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[mcFUZION]

the eye test says elis dirty jokes lol

[divadatgray]

lol



[MrHURB3RT]

if you look at the letter poster behind the patient, it says ELI DIRTEY JEOKIES

[dance2283]

I don't get this one

[HikaWikaChika]

On the eye chart it says " Eli Dirty jokes"

[MegaPSKING]

wtf? he wants to smell his fart?! really?

[djjaxon2001]

Can someone tell me how it's dirty

[TheHarmlessgamer]

i dont understand......

[vgkkingdong]

blonde eli at 0:20

[15181alejandro]

i saw eli at 0:15

[eddieherrera99]

his dirty jokes sucks

[P0Gibb]

anyone notice it says eli at 0:19

[Jessika53]

@P0Gibb Uh look at the comment at the top comments.. I think we noticed that a long time ago.

[theresavtaylor]

Hahahahaahaa! XD

[bRadicalmagic1]

"Oh my, BOTH of us at the SAME TIME" ? ! !

[wwefan12372]

الله اكبر

[shin7speaty]

@wwefan12372 إنت إهني بعد؟

ليش؟ أذن؟

[rapidkid28]

0:14 look on the right with the pamphlets

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Hahahha! Epic!

[xKrissyfulBby]

Oh my, you'd have to be a total idiot not to get this one.

[Masterbater1112]

That sucked!

[TheBubbas06]

The eye chart says ....Eli Dirty Jeokies lol

[r0ckoman]

I don't get it -_-

[Brugar18]

@r0ckoman the patient thought that its something wrong with his farts but it seems that he has problems with his nose

[RoryB141]

the thingo in the back says eli dirty jeokies

[TalkingDolphin245]

i bet he thought the doc was goin to shove it up his..........

[sashadoo10]

In the of the first scene in the doctors room the pamphlet on the front looks like Eli

[timothylhm]

ROFLMAo! lol

[MrTboy360]

Two boys were playing in the woods when they came up to a bunch of bushes.SO when the boys looked over the bushes they seen a river and in that river was a naked women baithing.Then one of the boy's ran away.

a few minutes later he catched up with the boy that ran away and asked why he left.The boy said that his mother told him once that If he ever seen a naked lady,he will turn into stone.The other boy asked well you didnt.the other boy said well when I seen the naked lady,I was feeling hard.XD

[NDRAKEnotthesinger]

Another fart-joke.

"Doc, I'm almost deaf, I can't even hear when I fart!"

"OK, well take one of these pills every day."

"Will it make me hear better?"

"No, but you'll fart louder."

[Rich13Giants]

0:13 elis in the pamphlet



[AbstractGreenDude]

stop at 0:42, look at the letters on the wall, it writes elidirteyjeokies >:) thumbs up if u didn't see xD

[huskyarefun]

@AbstractGreenDude I didnt thumbs up because I saw it when i went back to see it :D

[funkyman909]

wow what the fuck this has nothing to do with what i searched

[D1n35]

Lol on the eyetest board it say "ELI"

[poopled]

@D1n35 it also sed dirtey joekies

[Av3nG3Dz]

that wasnt dirty

[electrobussterr]

@Av3nG3Dz

Well it wasn't a clean joke either. Look we can't do anything about the fact that you have a bad hygiene.

[shawnwhitewoman96]

can sum1 plz explain? i dont get it

[VirginOfRape]

@shawnwhitewoman96 your an idiot.

[ImDaCommentator]

@shawnwhitewoman96 He says he can't smell his farts, but the doctor can cause it really stinks

[laurelcadenavivian]

these are fu***** stupiD

[lronPriest0fMetal]

*facepalm* so lame

[chimpychip]

the eye thing in the back of the room actually says "ELIDIRTEYJEOKIES" :)

[N3TZ3R0D0G]

7trollololololololol

[LasagnaRocks]

@bunnies9875ify the guy had no sense of smell, the doctor was trying to open a window to let the smell out.

[Vivisacatlover]

Wowwwww

[toomuchnatureforme]

eli is in the pamplets with blonde hair at 00:22

[happybrianna18]

Is this supposed to be dirty?

[kmkalebem]

Open the "windo" he doesn't smell the fart his nose dont work

[bunnies9875ify]

HUH?? o.O I dont not get one bit of that! someone pls explain?

[F1ip9er5]

THIS JOKE I SERIOUSLY DID NOT GET.CAN ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME IF IT'S NO BOTHER?

[xV4L3Rii3]

@F1ip9er5 When the men farts the doctor go gets the stick to open the window cause it stinks in the room so the problem is that the men's nose can't smell well

[F1ip9er5]

@xV4L3Rii3 OOOOOH OK SO I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT WAS THE DUDE'S NOSE.I DON;T KNOW WHAT GOT ME CONFUSED,BUT THANKS ANYWAYS.

[xV4L3Rii3]

@F1ip9er5 Ahaha no problem

[TehSauceBoss]

the eye test read eli dirty jokes

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[TehSauceBoss]

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[joshuatube511]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[deathstrikerish]

Thumbs up if you think Eli's Other jokes were funnier

[sasusakulover45]

Thumbs up if you saw Eli in the pamphlet behind the Doc.

[94XJ]

That was probably the cleanest dirty joke I've heard in a while.

[tizalvideo]

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[kulage200]

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[tizalvideo]

@kulage200 Долго перечитывал... так и не понял о чем ваше предложение...

[99ksbit]

pay attention to the eye thing in the back of the room it says elidirtyjokes

[123Comrade]

@99ksbit i saw that!

[FireTrainer12]

I dont get it

[tehironshows]

@FireTrainer12 He farted and it smelled, but hes nose is blocked .. so he cant smell it..

[midnight3896]

Lol I farted right when he did

[sunset651]

haha on :15 on the sign it says eli dirty jokes

[greenieoz]

look at the sign in the back ground at 00:41

[caitlin991]

i don't get it

[poptart845]

ive watched all of elis jokes thumbs up if you did 2

[xiinson5]

@poptart845 fuck u



[jalovaboy]

@poptart845  yep

[bantoanthony]

@poptart845 not yet but i will lol so thumbs up anyway!!!!!!!!

[maiarox101]

@poptart845 im close

[izvebad]

how do u do that

[tehfo0tsteps]

a man falls from a 5 story building. after 5 mins people come tp help and ask him : what happened? the man replied: i dont know i just came here. lol

[scarhead427]

this ain't a dirty joke either.

[sprinkledTwinkie]

ok i was in the car with my mom and she said "your dad gets mad when i visualise if some thing fits" and your dad would say "it wont fit!" "yes it will!" "no it wont it will be pointless to move it if it wont fit!" then my mom said "tell you what if it doesnt fit ill put it back" dad replies "ok" mom says " well it fit" ....... THE BED DID FIT YOU PEVERTS!!!!!

[SkillzThatMightKillz]

On the eye test in the backround it says Eli Dirtey Joekies (Eli's Dirty Jokes)

[mysticmacmagic122]

dont get it

[mysticmacmagic122]

@stealthbomber9888 well your not gonna die, these comments aren't true

[gottohavegirl723]

I dont get it

[alangood1123]

0:17- the sign says Eli Dirtey Jeokies.

[N0OBKI1L3R]

someone plz explain this i dont get it :(

[howardsrollin]

Saying thumbs up is like sayin "mom, hi five!" after saying a bad joke.

[KayliTV]

can someone explain this "joke" cause i dont get it. Thanks(:



[sis4949GiRL]

if thats suppose to be dirty...i dont get it

[Jmcshay]

These new jokes suck.

[Mercury630]

HEARD IT polo polo



[TeamMilky]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[renardo3333]

seriously? we're starting up chainletters again? get a life

[catik14]

follow me in twitter... :=D @icatashox o en mi canal..

[taker1r]

AT 0:18 IT SAY ELI DIRTY JOKES

[harvey1372]

al lthe jokes of elis ive seen this one sucs

[poopinmeundies]

at 0:18 on the eye chart on the wall it says eli's dirty jokes

[tacoman202]

Don't even get the joke.

[MrConornator]

if i sed that joke it would be a lot funnier

[xxLoversxxGoodnessxx]

lol.. thats so lame u just have to laugh XD



[MinxLaMae]

live from new york

[8soccer4life8]

whenever he farts theres no smell

[miani8]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[xTheDeathSaintx]

wow.....that sucked soooooooo bad........holy shit man, theres not enough alcohol in this world to make that funny,shit, is this even really considered a joke??. he didnt smell the fart so he opened the window cuz the doctor did

[TheEtitz]

omfg i like episode 22 and 16 very funny!!

[TiMM423]

i dont get it why would he open a window? someone help

[chickenhuntaz]

@TiMM423 the patient thought he was going to put the stick up his butt. in reality he just used the stick to open a window

[helloo889]

kid gets bored and tells his father

"I am bored"

father gets out his penis and says

"Here play with this"

while kid is playin father falls asleep. when he wakes up he sees his penis bleeding and shouts

"WTF DID U DO ?!"

"ITS NOT MY FAULT" says the kid "while i was playing with it it spat some white stuff at me and i stabbed it!!!"

[CarpDiemBaby]

@helloo889 wow dude that is beyond gay, that is such a fagg nigger joke that it would make me kill myself, i dont know who told you it but my god, that is beyond fucking gay.

[helloo889]

wtf?? nigger? go fuck ur mom and then say that word again u wouldnt need to kill ur self people will come and kill u white ass boy

[shadi7997]

@helloo889 dude! thats so racist!

[TheDborden]

Eli is on the left of the doc ( look on the other side if you see the tree poster )

[zoey112233]

stop at 0:37 and look at the right side of the doc

[TheMRFATMAN2]

@superfreakinawesome8 ahahah u serious!! LOOK AgAIN AND READ WHAT U SAID AAHAHAHHAHAHA dude your dumb

[superfreakinawesome8]

@TheMRFATMAN2 haa u got the joke lol

[gymsocker]

@superfreakinawesome8 That is a horribel joke.

[superfreakinawesome8]

@gymsocker ur a horrible joke!

[gymsocker]

@superfreakinawesome8 Go die in a fire.

[michaelangelo323]

@gymsocker I guess you don't get the joke

[gymsocker]

@michaelangelo323 I get the joke, it's just really really bad.

[michaelangelo323]

@gymsocker Well if your friend came up to you and said a lame joke, would you hope and pray that he and his family with die a horrible death? I seriously fuckin' doubt it.

[gymsocker]

@michaelangelo323 If he went on like this, I would say "Go die in a fire", and I didn't bring in his family, and you've got a temper, huh?

[michaelangelo323]

@gymsocker Ohhhhh! You say go die in a fire, but including his family is a bit much? It makes no difference what so ever. Saying anything like that to anyone for a dumb reason is really bad, I would love the answer to how many friends you have if you say shit like that.

[gymsocker]

@michaelangelo323 I think there is a big difference, and you do have a temper, getting trolled easily, the insult wasn't even directed at you, guess you'll just swear some more, eh?

[michaelangelo323]

@gymsocker Trolling, your doing it right. Also it wasn't directed at me, but still, you don't say "Go die in a fire" when some tells you a bad joke! It's just not right, I almost feel bad for you. Almost.

[superfreakinawesome8]

@gymsocker go play in the freeway

[Wren206]

@superfreakinawesome8 So why you thumb up, lol? xD

[superfreakinawesome8]

@Wren206 haha

[qwerty123566]

@superfreakinawesome8 why are you saying you're tired of people saying thumbs up and you're doing the same? SMFH -_-

[superfreakinawesome8]

@qwerty123566 why would you reply to my old ass comment! how did you even see it!?its ike in the very bottom!!!!

[happypappy97]

@superfreakinawesome8 its got the most thumbs up soo its at the very top lol

[superfreakinawesome8]

@happypappy97 damn is it still in the top? cause it only shows 1 top comment, thats pretty cool getting the top comment it makes you feel good:)

[AirgunHunt3rs]

@superfreakinawesome8 thumbs this yay

[c4r50n1]

This isn't even funny or dirty like the old ones.

[soccerstar0019]

This one wasnt all that funny

[CODMOD2iirai]

My name is Eli :3

[hollow088]

if you did not get it...youre an idiot

[RaidenZeNinja]

Wow..in the first seconds i already knew whats going to happen and i didnt watch it before..

Not Funny

[jango2011]

that was funny but i don't think it's a "dirty" joke, just funny

[TheMRFATMAN2]

@jango2011 its dirty cuz the patient thought the docter was gonna stick that stick up his ass so its like putting a dick up your ass

[nelsonzepeda666]

@TheMRFATMAN2 WOW UR STUPID HAHAHAHA HE BROUGHT THE STIK TO OPEN THE WINDOW BECAUSE THE PATIENT CANT SMELL ANYTHING AND THINKS HIS FARTS DONT STINK ........ GET IT

[TheMRFATMAN2]

@nelsonzepeda666 noo DUE ahahahha your the dumbass that doesent get it

[nelsonzepeda666]

@TheMRFATMAN2 dude shut the fuck up hahahahahahaha u know i explained it to ur stupid ass with the last comment and know ur mad lol fucking retard go suck ur dads prick re-tArd

[TheMRFATMAN2]

@nelsonzepeda666 blah blah blah go suck your dads dick whatever bitch now your bitching i want to suck your moms pussy and imma leave it so fucking ragaddy the next day shes gonna start doing splits ahahahhahahaha and you should lick eat and suck you bald ass grandpa's old ass dick.......oh wait if he even has one ahahahhaah pathetic lil bitch oh and what kind of fucking stupid name is nelsonzepeda ahahahhaha your name is peda stupid lil name

[nelsonzepeda666]

@TheMRFATMAN2 hahahah u serious lol ur so fucking stupid ... hold on hold on .. first before u reply make sure u come back with somthin clever haha are u like 12 or 13 i bet u are a fucking bumb shit . oh and mr. fat man ....WTF ahahahahahaha 2? hahaha what an idot ur not only a fat piece of shet ur second best lol dude fat ass go try to find ur prick , bet u haven seen that little mini tootsi rooll for years . and look at ur self and remember why u had that extra pice of baccon ths mornin

[TheMRFATMAN2]

@nelsonzepeda666 u need to go back to school oh wait nvm go back to preschool peda cus your dumbass dont know how to spell shit hahahahahha stupid bitch and and yea i eat baccon so no one give a fuck but u and any ways at least a i could afford baccon not like your poor ass u can EVEN AFFORD FREE i feel sorry you couldent ceblebrate christmas with the raccoon family.AND why the fuck you copying me in copying me in making fun of names you cant even come up with could shit to say you have to copy!

[TheMRFATMAN2]

@ahahhahaahahah why havent you replied pussy did your hamster powered computer run away aahahahahah omg sorry for hurting your feelings pothead but its true your poor face it looser i bet you ran off too your lil friends for more comebacks because you cant think of anything to say now huh pussy yea thats what i thought now 1 thing if u want to survive the sidewalk world then be carefull u dont get shot in your ballz because if u do i fuck yo moma so hard she'll die to and shell be with u in hell

[nelsonzepeda666]

@TheMRFATMAN2 ur such a fag hahahaaha u have nothing else to do then to wait for my reply lol thats sad fucking retard , log off once in a while douch bag  hHAHAHA fucking looser hahahaha

[TheMRFATMAN2]

@nelsonzepeda666 look stupid first of all do u even know whats a fag??and second of all hows that being a retard retard is when u do something dumb ahahahah for reals your fucking stupid and also its not my falt your cheap computer doesent work ahahah i think thats why u didint respond back and now i think you pussyed out cuz thats all u can say fucking retard wow thats all u ever say your so old i bet u didint go threw puberty u went threw your period ahahahahahahahah

[nelsonzepeda666]

@TheMRFATMAN2 ummm do u think u are actually funny dumb shit? hahaha the only funny thing about u is how stupid u are and how u try to out smart me but that will never happen cuz retards cant out smart smart people like me lololololol stupid retard u are done now hahahaha quit tryin to one up me cuz u fail every time. once u move out of ur parents basement and turn off that crappy computer u got from goodwill then talk shit till then go bob on ur stepdads dick

[TheMRFATMAN2]

@nelsonzepeda666 wow u cant even think of what to say i have a crappy computer and i live in a base blah blah blah dude look imma go inside your moms clean pussy and imma stick my heAD in there and live there till she has a baby ahahahhahah face it u have to copy my comebacks on that i have i crappy computer thats being a pussy all u can say is retard and stupid ahahah wow u REALLY NEED TO GROW UP u fuck face your pathetic comebacks are fucking weak

[yaoifangirl2009]

eli's on the pamphlet behind the doctor, :37

[Kilmer1111]

i dont get it

[wallacegaray]

don't get it

[funkster10676]

0:21 Eli is on the fliers

[jnaruto123]

LMFAO click transcribe audio, ITS SO FCKING HILARIOUS

[xGamerBoi95x]

@jnaruto123 WHERES THAT?

[jnaruto123]

@xGamerBoi95x where it say's CC click it and click Transcribe audio